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#2601 retry_1

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Posted 07 August 2009 - 18:03

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Troy... says (1:55 PM):
it is
olivia says (1:55 PM):
nice dong.
LOL
SONG
hahaha
olivia says (1:56 PM):
im still laughing out louddd
hahaha
lol
still
loling
haha
Troy... says (1:56 PM):
lol
wow
olivia says (1:56 PM):
i just laughed very loud.
Troy... says (1:57 PM):
that may have been the best typo ever

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#2602 CodeCat

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Posted 07 August 2009 - 18:59

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[20:54] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): You ever heard of Manneken Pis, the statue in Brussels?
[20:54] FawX: perhaps if I see a picture of it'
[20:55] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): http://reportingfrombelgium.files.wordpres...2009/05/pis.jpg
[20:56] FawX: little muscly pee boy
[20:56] FawX: yeah seen him before
[20:56] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): Hehe
[20:57] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): It's just a little statue of a boy peeing
[20:57] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): But he is a symbol of Brussels
[20:57] FawX: yeah
[20:57] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): Kinda like how reindeer are a symbol of lapland
[20:57] FawX: hehe
[20:57] FawX: yeah that makes sense :)
[20:58] FawX: because there are tons of reindeer in lappland
[20:58] FawX: and in brussel there are tons of naked peeing boys runnin aorund

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#2603 Dauth

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Posted 07 August 2009 - 22:27

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[FS] Hobbesy: I can't deal with you two alone.
Dauth: Who 2?
[FS] Hobbesy: You and Wiz
Dauth: Wiz is afk now
[FS] Hobbesy: :)
Dauth: You utter FAJL!
[FS] Hobbesy: Oh
[FS] Hobbesy: He's late to class
[FS] Hobbesy: No extra credit for him
Dauth: *quotes


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#2604 Hobbesy

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Posted 07 August 2009 - 22:28

Personally I thought the earlier conversation when I stole your identity was better. :)

Edited by Høbbesy, 07 August 2009 - 22:28.


#2605 Liten

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Posted 08 August 2009 - 22:24

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(Aug. 8, 2009) Kagami - Liten is acting funny, don't worry TeamWolf Posted Image
(Aug. 8, 2009) Gravedigger - He'll either be dead or back to normal in a week or two...
(Aug. 8, 2009) Gravedigger - Wait. This is Liten I'm talking about. He is incapable of being "normal"
(Aug. 8, 2009) Kagami - Normal depends on a person's expectations and such...but generally I agree with you. Posted Image

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Tactical_person: Anyways
Tactical_person: Off to play L4D
=-= Tactical_person is now known as Brad[L4D]
Brad[L4D]: Seeya chaps
Ixonoclast: hope you get eatan
Liten: Indeed
Ixonoclast: now thats something for you to say
Ixonoclast: kirby would make a good zombie you know 8|
Liten: Well said mate 8|

Edited by Liten, 09 August 2009 - 15:15.

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Kyle Carter said:

Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


#2606 Wizard

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 22:12

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Ghostrider: Me Chyros and Ion just poofed.

That is all that needs be said

#2607 Dauth

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 22:27

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[FS] Scope: i'm looking for a physical solution AJ
Dauth: WHAT?
[FS] TheDR: :nidface:
Nem: Lol.
Dauth: Something you two orange people want to tell us?
[FS] Scope: that was horribly out of context XD
[FS] Wiz: please don't
[FS] Wiz: I'd rather not know
Dauth: *quotes


#2608 Libains

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 22:28

This is why Steam should be banned!
For there can be no death without life.

#2609 Dauth

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 22:29

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[FS] AJ: *tackles Wiz around the torso*
[FS] AJ: oh goo


A few moments later

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 22:29

You guys really don't wanna know 8|
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#2611 Wizard

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 14:25

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[15:24] <Bob> It's not gibberish
[15:24] <Tactical_person> Yes.
[15:24] <Tactical_person> I is
[15:24] <Tactical_person> it is8
[15:24] <Tactical_person> It is*
[15:24] <Tactical_person> ...


#2612 Dauth

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 20:43

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(21:42:20) Ben: Dauth:: don't people run screaming from you?
(21:42:32) Wizard: in game
(21:42:37) Ben: Dauth:: no rl
(21:42:43) Wizard: oh that
(21:42:44) Wizard: yeah
(21:42:47) Wizard: used to it now
(21:42:51) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(21:42:58) Wizard: knew that was coming
(21:43:05) Ben: Dauth:: Yea but it was worth it
(21:43:06) Wizard: gotta let you have your fun


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(00:09:04) AJ: gnight then mate *fiddles with vector*
- Disturbing

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#2613 Wizard

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 10:03

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Liten says (10:59):
Also, you know why everyone started changing their names?
Wiz: says (10:59):
they're bored or were all talking about Shawshank Redemption last night in TF2?
Liten says (11:00):
You are Responsible for this Wiz!
*Steals your DoW*
Wiz: says (11:00):
*kicks Liten in the balls*
don't do that again
Liten says (11:01):
try me Big Boy :D
Wiz: says (11:01):
*blocks Liten*
Liten says (11:01):
*random smiley*
Wiz: says (11:01):
*random smiley*
Liten says (11:01):
*random smiely*
Wiz: says (11:01):
*random smiely*
Liten says (11:01):
YOU CAN NEVAR BLOCK THE IDIOCY!
Wiz: says (11:01):
*quotes

Dear God I wish I could though.

#2614 Dutchygamer

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 10:04

LOL
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#2615 Liten

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 10:26

View PostWizard, on 11 Aug 2009, 12:03, said:

Dear God I wish I could though.

NEVAR!
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Kyle Carter said:

Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


#2616 Kris

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 11:46

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Sgt. Rho says: FAJL!
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 o:
Sgt. Rho says:
 You don't have to export the model or anything to fix the deformed model bug
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 well
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 it works for me  :D
Sgt. Rho says:
 create a box, convert to editable mesh, attach -> deformed model.
Sgt. Rho says:
 delete box, reset pivot, fixed.
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
  :D
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 *tries  8|
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
  :D
Sgt. Rho says:
 if it doesn't work, you did it wrong.
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 the deform bug happens
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 when you link it to an object  8|
Sgt. Rho says:
 not directly.
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 it does for me  
Sgt. Rho says:
 if they have the same pivot, it won't happen.
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 hmmm  8|
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 tried your fix
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 FAJL  |8
Sgt. Rho says:
 YOUR DOING IT WRONG
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 *unlinks barrel from turret
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 FIXED  8|
Sgt. Rho says:
 you have to attach both, turret and barrel  :read:
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 *relinks*
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 it reappears  
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 "you have to attach both, turret and barrel "
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 what a hassel  ;)
Sgt. Rho says:
 WAY quicker than importing and shit
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 lies  :read:
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
  8|
Sgt. Rho says:
  :P
Sgt. Rho says:
 nope
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 what if you has a high poly model  
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 you have to detach it then  |8
Sgt. Rho says:
 export to 3ds, reimport.
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 which can sometimes break something 8|
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 LOL  :P
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 so basically
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 you did export it  :P
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 and reimport  8|
Sgt. Rho says:
 no I did not.
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 FAJL
Sgt. Rho says:
 never
Sgt. Rho says:
 ever
Sgt. Rho says:
 did
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
  |8
Sgt. Rho says:
 I 
Sgt. Rho says:
 do
Sgt. Rho says:
 that
Sgt. Rho says:
 BIATCH
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 OWNED  :P
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 So you do the export-reimport method  :P
Sgt. Rho says:
 Nope, I don't
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 FAJL to a higher level  :lol:
Sgt. Rho says:
 I do the attach to box mething
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 Sgt. Rho says:
 export to 3ds, reimport.

Sgt. Rho says:
 *method
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 OWNED  :P
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 you just said it  
Sgt. Rho says:
 I use that for high poly models
Sgt. Rho says:
 but since I don't do high poly
Sgt. Rho says:
 I don't use it
Sgt. Rho says:
  :P
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 Sgt. Rho says:
 I use that for high poly models

=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 you admitted it  
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
   8|
Sgt. Rho says:
 Sgt. Rho says (1:18 PM):
but since I don't do high poly
Sgt. Rho says (1:18 PM):
I don't use it
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 but  
Sgt. Rho says:
 but since I said something else later too, I did not admit it.
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
  Sgt. Rho says:
 I use that for high poly models

=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 You DO still use it  :P
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 Yey me  
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 Woo  
Sgt. Rho says:
 I don't make high poly models you little philipinean piece of dog shit.
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 learn 2 spell  8|
Sgt. Rho says:
 I don't know how "Philipinean" is spelled properly, so shut the fuck up.
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 spanish fail  |8
Sgt. Rho says:
 and, you too. You tell me to learn to spell, but you use a 2 instead of to, so you should learn to spell too  :P
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 8| 
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 still  :P
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 lulz
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 you do admit that when working with high poly  :P
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 you do use my method  8|
Sgt. Rho says:
 I said that I don't make high poly models
Sgt. Rho says:
 which also means, that I'm never going to use it.
=]Kris / Yayo01[= says:
 sure  :P
Sgt. Rho says:
 *blocks Kris for 1 day*



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#2617 Sgt. Rho

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 12:04

Yourself! I told you multiple times that I don't use the export-import method, can you not read or something?

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 12:09

You Rage, You loose. :D

Edited by Yayo01, 11 August 2009 - 12:17.








#2619 Sgt. Rho

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 12:23

I'm not raging, yet.

#2620 Liten

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Posted 16 August 2009 - 16:02

A little convo about Swedish Candy got turned upside down when this happend:

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ROFL!!
CodeCat säger:
Looking at this page with 'common phrases in Finnish'
Vannon että luulin häntä täysikäiseksi!
I swear I thought she was an adult!
Liten säger:
*Stares at the words while being confused*
CodeCat säger:
Luulin että kestäisit pidempään!
I thought you would last longer than that!
Seriously wtf
Liten säger:
D;
Perverted Finland D;
CodeCat säger:
lol it gets worse further down
Voi Luoja! Päässäni on kirves!
Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
Liten säger:
:P
CodeCat säger:
Belgia on ainoa maa jossa seksi hevosen kanssa ei ole ainastaan laillista vaan myös pakollista koululaisille 7 ja 14 ikävuoden väliltä. FAKTA!

Belgium is the only country in Europe where sex with a horse is not only legal but also compulsory for school children between the ages of 7 and 14. FACT!
W.T.F.

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Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


#2621 CJ

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Posted 16 August 2009 - 16:23

*Removes Finland from his "countries to visit" list*

View PostChyros, on 11 November 2013 - 18:21, said:

I bet I could program an internet


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Posted 17 August 2009 - 00:43

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7:42 PM - [FS] Hobbesy: http://www.pown.it/3885?r=2479715
7:42 PM - [FS] Hobbesy: You know
7:42 PM - [FS] Hobbesy: I used to do that for hours when I was a kid
7:42 PM - Brad: wat
7:42 PM - [FS] Hobbesy: wos
7:42 PM - Brad: WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
7:42 PM - [FS] Hobbesy: Quoted bitches
7:42 PM - Brad: wat
7:43 PM - [FS] Hobbesy: HADOKEN


#2623 Brad

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 00:55

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[FS] Hobbesy: http://www.pown.it/3885?r=2479715
[FS] Hobbesy: You know
[FS] Hobbesy: I used to do that for hours when I was a kid
Brad: wat
[FS] Hobbesy: wos
Brad: WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
[FS] Hobbesy: Quoted bitches
Brad: wat
[FS] Hobbesy: HADOKEN
Brad: *tries to think of a random phrase*
[FS] Hobbesy: http://forum.falloutstudios.net/index.php?...st&p=682235
Brad: WHAT THE DONKEY HELL IS THI UNICORN?
[FS] Hobbesy: nonmicrobic rigil
Brad: Rigid stariwall
[FS] Hobbesy: Water inside mars
Brad: You so cracy
Brad: I DON'T FEEL LIKE DANCIN'
Brad: Si I won't
Brad: so*
Brad: |:
[FS] Hobbesy: Excuse me fine sir, but do you have any faggots?
[FS] Hobbesy: I would enjoy lighting up a thick rolled faggot
Brad: I'm sorry, but I do ot have a any bundles of sticks, i do however have thomas the tank engine with a carraige full of pots at the nd of the unicorn rainbow
[FS] Hobbesy: Cancer faggots
[FS] Hobbesy: HAH GET IT
[FS] Hobbesy: BECAUSE FAGGOT MEANS GAY IN AMERICAN
Brad: Yes.
[FS] Hobbesy: http://www.pown.it/204?r=2479715
[FS] Hobbesy: Enjoy this consolation prize
Brad: Hobbes. I'm afraid an intervention is needed.
Brad: It is apparent that you have become addicted to "pownit"
Brad: It has to stop
[FS] Hobbesy: *Intervention Music*
[FS] Hobbesy: My internet was out for fourty whole minutes Brad
Brad: You are hurting your fellow forum-goera
[FS] Hobbesy: It was chaos
[FS] Hobbesy: The boredom
Brad: goers*
[FS] Hobbesy: It...it bites me
Brad: It has to stop
[FS] Hobbesy: :*(\
[FS] Hobbesy: And my \ key
[FS] Hobbesy: It's right next to enter
Brad: IT
Brad: HAS
Brad: TO
Brad: STOP
[FS] Hobbesy: And Brad did cleanse the earth with fire and lasers
Brad: And then Brad was the fire
Brad: Earth*
[FS] Hobbesy: ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOEMPEROR
[FS] Hobbesy: I cleansed my room today
[FS] Hobbesy: All the heresy and witches
[FS] Hobbesy: They were under my bed
Brad: DO WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
Brad: YOU ARE A PIRATE
[FS] Hobbesy: I am not a pirate
[FS] Hobbesy: Brad, I'm afraid an intervention is needed
[FS] Hobbesy: It's apparent you've become addicted to internet memes and milk
Brad: Fuck the hyponoto-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Brad: No
[FS] Hobbesy: It has to stop
Brad: Stop interviening my intervention
[FS] Hobbesy: IT
[FS] Hobbesy: HAS
[FS] Hobbesy: TO
[FS] Hobbesy: STOP
Brad: intervening*
Brad: STOP INTERVENING MY INTERVENTION
[FS] Hobbesy: Inter Evening fine sir
Brad: IT
Brad: HAS
Brad: TO
Brad: STOP
[FS] Hobbesy: 17
[FS] Hobbesy: H45
[FS] Hobbesy: T0
[FS] Hobbesy: 5T0P
[FS] Hobbesy: !!!11
Brad: Good God
Brad: WE NEED ANOTHER INTERVENTION
Brad: It is apparent you have become addicted to interventions and "1337"
Brad: It has to stop
Brad: Can you not see?
[FS] Hobbesy: No.....
[FS] Hobbesy: NO!
Brad: YOU MUST SEE.
[FS] Hobbesy: I can stop whenever I want to
Brad: NO, you can;t
Brad: You THINK you can
Brad: But you can't
[FS] Hobbesy: YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND
[FS] Hobbesy: I AM A VERY COMPLEX PERSON
Brad: You know what?
Brad: This is so quoted
[FS] Hobbesy: Hahaha

Edited by Brad, 17 August 2009 - 01:05.

You almost did, didn't you?

#2624 Hobbesy

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 00:55

You just had to do it didn't you? You just...you had to...push it...

Edited by Høbbesy, 17 August 2009 - 01:02.


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Posted 17 August 2009 - 22:50

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(23:49:53) Ben: Dauth:: hoo-ah
(23:49:55) Ben: Dauth:: that is all
(23:50:06) Chyros: hoo-ah indeed 8b
(23:50:11) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes


I speak chemist!

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(23:51:18) Chyros: ...:xD:
(23:51:31) Ben: Dauth:: ...
(23:51:35) Ben: Dauth:: Whats with the eyerolling?
(23:51:38) Ben: Dauth:: AJ does that a lot
(23:51:47) Ben: Dauth:: Has he infected you?
(23:52:06) Chyros: heheheh, no, it's part of my sarcastic nature :sly:
(23:52:26) Chyros: though I probably caugth the fajl by now with all that L4D'ing with him :P
(23:52:31) Ben: Dauth:: I know
(23:52:43) Ben: Dauth:: Do you feel dirty when you pounce on him and spray guts everywhete?
(23:53:12) Chyros: no, I enjoy basking in his intestines 8b
(23:53:28) Chyros: *bathing
(23:53:35) Ben: Dauth:: bwhahaha
(23:53:40) Ben: Dauth:: Now this needs quoting

Edited by Dauth, 17 August 2009 - 22:54.




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