Funny quotes
Wizard
26 Aug 2009
Quote
[15:50] * Nem gets out rifle
[15:50] Wizard: oh no
[15:50] Wizard: Nem is an emo
[15:50] * Destiny empties Nem's rifle
[15:50] Wizard: into his head?
[15:50] Destiny: Yea.
[15:50] Wizard: and actually that sounds quite
[15:50] Nem: Sicko!
[15:50] Destiny: Orly?
[15:51] Rich19: nice spray
[15:51] Nem: OH GOD ITS EVERYWHERE!
[15:51] Wizard: lmao
[15:51] Nem: ITS IN MY EYES!
[15:51] Destiny: lmao
[15:51] Wizard: *quotes
[15:50] Wizard: oh no
[15:50] Wizard: Nem is an emo
[15:50] * Destiny empties Nem's rifle
[15:50] Wizard: into his head?
[15:50] Destiny: Yea.
[15:50] Wizard: and actually that sounds quite

[15:50] Nem: Sicko!
[15:50] Destiny: Orly?

[15:51] Rich19: nice spray
[15:51] Nem: OH GOD ITS EVERYWHERE!
[15:51] Wizard: lmao
[15:51] Nem: ITS IN MY EYES!
[15:51] Destiny: lmao
[15:51] Wizard: *quotes
Dauth
26 Aug 2009
Quote
(22:51:10) Wizard: hmmm
(22:51:15) Ben: Dauth:: hmmm?
(22:51:22) Wizard: need something to occupy my final waking hours
(22:52:02) Ben: Dauth:: Beat up a homeless guy?
(22:52:10) Ben: Dauth:: Isn't that what rich people do?
(22:52:16) Wizard: was looking for more of an online activity
(22:52:27) Wizard: but yes, we do do that
(22:52:29) Ben: Dauth:: beatupahomelessguy.com
(22:52:33) Wizard: we have a club
(22:52:40) Wizard: we're not supposed to talk about it
(22:52:41) Ben: Dauth:: with a nail in it?
(22:52:47) Wizard: no
(22:52:54) Wizard: we might get blood on our clothes
(22:53:07) Ben: Dauth:: oh ofc
(22:53:08) Ben: Dauth:: BTW
(22:53:11) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(22:51:15) Ben: Dauth:: hmmm?
(22:51:22) Wizard: need something to occupy my final waking hours
(22:52:02) Ben: Dauth:: Beat up a homeless guy?
(22:52:10) Ben: Dauth:: Isn't that what rich people do?
(22:52:16) Wizard: was looking for more of an online activity
(22:52:27) Wizard: but yes, we do do that
(22:52:29) Ben: Dauth:: beatupahomelessguy.com
(22:52:33) Wizard: we have a club
(22:52:40) Wizard: we're not supposed to talk about it
(22:52:41) Ben: Dauth:: with a nail in it?
(22:52:47) Wizard: no
(22:52:54) Wizard: we might get blood on our clothes
(22:53:07) Ben: Dauth:: oh ofc
(22:53:08) Ben: Dauth:: BTW
(22:53:11) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
Ion Cannon!
27 Aug 2009
Quote
Sean/Hobbesy says:
You bastards
Sean/Hobbesy says:
You'd make AJ pay for everything
Life just keeps getting better. Big Brother is no more!!! says:
he can afford it
Sean/Hobbesy says:
Yeah, he does sell a lot of corn during peak season.
Sean/Hobbesy says:
I envy him
Life just keeps getting better. Big Brother is no more!!! says:
You envy AJ?
Sean/Hobbesy says:
|:
Sean/Hobbesy says:
We need more Americans
Sean/Hobbesy says:
That get my farm related jokes
Life just keeps getting better. Big Brother is no more!!! says:
I got it
Life just keeps getting better. Big Brother is no more!!! says:
it just wasn't very funny
Sean/Hobbesy says:
It's funny to someone who grows corn.
Life just keeps getting better. Big Brother is no more!!! says:
I found the fact you envied AJ alot funnier
Sean/Hobbesy says:
I don't envy AJ.
Sean/Hobbesy says:
I just dislike how I'm not in his position.
You bastards
Sean/Hobbesy says:
You'd make AJ pay for everything
Life just keeps getting better. Big Brother is no more!!! says:
he can afford it
Sean/Hobbesy says:
Yeah, he does sell a lot of corn during peak season.
Sean/Hobbesy says:
I envy him
Life just keeps getting better. Big Brother is no more!!! says:
You envy AJ?
Sean/Hobbesy says:
|:
Sean/Hobbesy says:
We need more Americans
Sean/Hobbesy says:
That get my farm related jokes
Life just keeps getting better. Big Brother is no more!!! says:
I got it
Life just keeps getting better. Big Brother is no more!!! says:
it just wasn't very funny
Sean/Hobbesy says:
It's funny to someone who grows corn.
Life just keeps getting better. Big Brother is no more!!! says:
I found the fact you envied AJ alot funnier
Sean/Hobbesy says:
I don't envy AJ.
Sean/Hobbesy says:
I just dislike how I'm not in his position.
Hobbesy
27 Aug 2009
Quote
(9:28:41 PM) Life just keeps getting better. Big Brother is no more!!!: lol
(9:28:47 PM) Hobbesy: That was a joke too
(9:28:53 PM) Hobbesy: Don't ask me why I envy him
(9:28:58 PM) Hobbesy: Because I don't
(9:29:03 PM) Hobbesy: And I saw it coming
(9:29:09 PM) Life just keeps getting better. Big Brother is no more!!!: quote time
(9:29:13 PM) Hobbesy: FFFFFF
(9:29:27 PM) Hobbesy: The dreams were the last straw Ion
(9:29:30 PM) Hobbesy: THE LAST STRAW
(9:29:33 PM) Hobbesy: DONT PUSH YOUR LUCK
(9:30:01 PM) Hobbesy: This time I WILL shoot a potato at your window
(9:30:04 PM) Hobbesy: From across the Atlantic
(9:30:08 PM) Hobbesy: Just like North Korea
(9:30:11 PM) Life just keeps getting better. Big Brother is no more!!!: good luck with that
(9:30:25 PM) Hobbesy: If North Korea can make outlandish threats so can I
(9:28:47 PM) Hobbesy: That was a joke too
(9:28:53 PM) Hobbesy: Don't ask me why I envy him
(9:28:58 PM) Hobbesy: Because I don't
(9:29:03 PM) Hobbesy: And I saw it coming
(9:29:09 PM) Life just keeps getting better. Big Brother is no more!!!: quote time
(9:29:13 PM) Hobbesy: FFFFFF
(9:29:27 PM) Hobbesy: The dreams were the last straw Ion
(9:29:30 PM) Hobbesy: THE LAST STRAW
(9:29:33 PM) Hobbesy: DONT PUSH YOUR LUCK
(9:30:01 PM) Hobbesy: This time I WILL shoot a potato at your window
(9:30:04 PM) Hobbesy: From across the Atlantic
(9:30:08 PM) Hobbesy: Just like North Korea
(9:30:11 PM) Life just keeps getting better. Big Brother is no more!!!: good luck with that
(9:30:25 PM) Hobbesy: If North Korea can make outlandish threats so can I
I knew you wouldn't quote it all, so I came prepared.
Edited by Høbbesy, 27 August 2009 - 02:40.
Wizard
27 Aug 2009
Quote
Ben: protip
Ben: if you're going to call in sick at work
Wizard: don't update facebook?
Ben: DON'T GO AND TELL FACEBOOK WHAT YOU WERE RE-
Ben: oh wow
Ben: that was uncanny
Wizard: I am psychic
Wizard: and it's the same mistake about 10m other people have made since FB came online
Ben: if you're going to call in sick at work
Wizard: don't update facebook?
Ben: DON'T GO AND TELL FACEBOOK WHAT YOU WERE RE-
Ben: oh wow
Ben: that was uncanny
Wizard: I am psychic
Wizard: and it's the same mistake about 10m other people have made since FB came online

Edited by Wizard, 27 August 2009 - 13:06.
Dauth
28 Aug 2009
Quote
Josh Doncevic the Phantom of the Opera is there.......inside my mind
Christopher Boidy
Love me, that's all I ask of you!
Ben Parkes
I am your angle of music...
Josh Doncevic
Come to me angel of music.
Ben Parkes
*Quotes this on FS
Christopher Boidy
Love me, that's all I ask of you!
Ben Parkes
I am your angle of music...
Josh Doncevic
Come to me angel of music.
Ben Parkes
*Quotes this on FS

Sgt. Nuker
28 Aug 2009
Cheeky fellow you are.
Edited by Warboss Nooka, 28 August 2009 - 20:24.
Edited by Warboss Nooka, 28 August 2009 - 20:24.
Dr. Knickers
29 Aug 2009
Quote
[7:53:50 PM] Dr. Knickers: I CAN SEE MY WRIST.
[7:53:52 PM] Dr. Knickers: IT IS TOO LONG.
[7:53:54 PM] Dr. Knickers: I MUST CUT IT.
[7:54:46 PM] Corey: You cut your wrsists all the time
[7:55:02 PM] Dr. Knickers: And yet they're still too long
[7:53:52 PM] Dr. Knickers: IT IS TOO LONG.
[7:53:54 PM] Dr. Knickers: I MUST CUT IT.
[7:54:46 PM] Corey: You cut your wrsists all the time
[7:55:02 PM] Dr. Knickers: And yet they're still too long
Slightly Wonky Robob
30 Aug 2009
Quote
(19:05:11) Tactical_person: Hmm, I started my English essay about an hour ago, and I have 6 lines done.
(19:05:14) Tactical_person: Damn distractions
(19:05:21) Bob: LOUD NOISES
(19:05:24) Bob: Hey!
(19:05:30) Bob: Look over there --------------->
(19:05:43) ***Bob slaps TP around a bit
(19:06:04) Bob:
(19:08:05) ***Tactical_person turns IRC off
(19:08:08) Tactical_person left the room.
(19:08:18) Bob: D;
(19:05:14) Tactical_person: Damn distractions
(19:05:21) Bob: LOUD NOISES
(19:05:24) Bob: Hey!
(19:05:30) Bob: Look over there --------------->
(19:05:43) ***Bob slaps TP around a bit
(19:06:04) Bob:

(19:08:05) ***Tactical_person turns IRC off
(19:08:08) Tactical_person left the room.
(19:08:18) Bob: D;
Dauth
30 Aug 2009
Quote
(23:23:59) Ben: Dauth:: I might have to cook a curry this week
(23:25:13) Ben: Dauth:: Everyone loves curry
(23:25:26) AJ (minion): indeed they do
(23:26:40) Ben: Dauth:: Its a good thing
(23:28:54) Ben: Dauth:: Curry makes the Dauth ahppy
(23:28:57) Ben: Dauth:: happy*
(23:31:58) AJ (minion): makes you happy?
(23:32:01) AJ (minion): you can't be made happy
(23:32:27) Ben: Dauth:: You just don't believe me
(23:32:42) AJ (minion): with good reason!
(23:32:53) Ben: Dauth:: hehe
(23:32:58) Ben: Dauth:: I'm smiling right now
(23:33:21) AJ (minion): Fuck me that's absurd
(23:34:09) Ben: Dauth:: lol
(23:35:32) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(23:35:39) AJ (minion): goddamit
(23:35:42) AJ (minion): well, nah
(23:25:13) Ben: Dauth:: Everyone loves curry
(23:25:26) AJ (minion): indeed they do

(23:26:40) Ben: Dauth:: Its a good thing
(23:28:54) Ben: Dauth:: Curry makes the Dauth ahppy
(23:28:57) Ben: Dauth:: happy*
(23:31:58) AJ (minion): makes you happy?
(23:32:01) AJ (minion): you can't be made happy
(23:32:27) Ben: Dauth:: You just don't believe me
(23:32:42) AJ (minion): with good reason!
(23:32:53) Ben: Dauth:: hehe
(23:32:58) Ben: Dauth:: I'm smiling right now
(23:33:21) AJ (minion): Fuck me that's absurd
(23:34:09) Ben: Dauth:: lol
(23:35:32) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(23:35:39) AJ (minion): goddamit
(23:35:42) AJ (minion): well, nah
Quote
(23:32:36) Wizard: now do I go to sleep or do we play a game of something?
(23:32:47) Ben: Dauth:: sleep
(23:32:58) Wizard: God you're boring these days
(23:33:03) Ben: Dauth:: yea
(23:33:07) Wizard: why?
(23:33:19) Ben: Dauth:: Well one of us admins has to be an adult
(23:33:35) Wizard: and you achieve that by not playing anything anymore?
(23:34:25) Ben: Dauth:: bah I was looking for a quote
(23:34:31) Ben: Dauth:: what do you want to play?
(23:34:33) Ben: Dauth:: DC?
(23:34:34) Wizard:
(23:34:43) Wizard: debarqs map?
(23:34:55) Ben: Dauth:: *flicks on some tunes*
(23:35:12) Wizard: what does one listen to when killing IG?
(23:35:25) Ben: Dauth:: Anything, its fun killing IG!
(23:35:33) Wizard: hehe
(23:35:39) Wizard: steam chat?
(23:35:52) Ben: Dauth:: that would work
(23:35:57) Wizard: or skype?
(23:36:04) Ben: Dauth:: eithre
(23:36:32) Wizard: well being online in one would help
(23:36:34) Wizard:
(23:36:39) Wizard: Aj being 'rented?
(23:36:44) Wizard: parented that is
(23:36:50) Wizard: not rent boyed out
(23:36:52) Ben: Dauth:: LOL
(23:36:58) Wizard:
(23:36:59) Ben: Dauth:: He votes Lib Dem AFAIK
(23:37:07) Wizard: then he is most certainly a rent boy
(23:37:29) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes this
(23:32:47) Ben: Dauth:: sleep
(23:32:58) Wizard: God you're boring these days

(23:33:03) Ben: Dauth:: yea
(23:33:07) Wizard: why?
(23:33:19) Ben: Dauth:: Well one of us admins has to be an adult
(23:33:35) Wizard: and you achieve that by not playing anything anymore?
(23:34:25) Ben: Dauth:: bah I was looking for a quote
(23:34:31) Ben: Dauth:: what do you want to play?
(23:34:33) Ben: Dauth:: DC?
(23:34:34) Wizard:

(23:34:43) Wizard: debarqs map?
(23:34:55) Ben: Dauth:: *flicks on some tunes*
(23:35:12) Wizard: what does one listen to when killing IG?
(23:35:25) Ben: Dauth:: Anything, its fun killing IG!
(23:35:33) Wizard: hehe
(23:35:39) Wizard: steam chat?
(23:35:52) Ben: Dauth:: that would work
(23:35:57) Wizard: or skype?
(23:36:04) Ben: Dauth:: eithre
(23:36:32) Wizard: well being online in one would help
(23:36:34) Wizard:

(23:36:39) Wizard: Aj being 'rented?
(23:36:44) Wizard: parented that is
(23:36:50) Wizard: not rent boyed out
(23:36:52) Ben: Dauth:: LOL
(23:36:58) Wizard:

(23:36:59) Ben: Dauth:: He votes Lib Dem AFAIK
(23:37:07) Wizard: then he is most certainly a rent boy
(23:37:29) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes this
Edited by Dauth, 30 August 2009 - 22:37.
Libains
30 Aug 2009
I AM NOT LIB DEM YOU STUPID.... :RAGE:!

YOU GET THE UNCENSORED VERSION
Edited by AJ, 30 August 2009 - 22:45.

YOU GET THE UNCENSORED VERSION
Edited by AJ, 30 August 2009 - 22:45.
Dauth
30 Aug 2009
Quote
(23:38:10) Ben: Dauth:: check the quote again
(23:38:15) AJ (minion): AJ (minion)
(23:38:24) Ben: Dauth:: I edited the post
(23:39:02) AJ (minion): I see
(23:39:08) AJ (minion): excuse me while I HUNT YOU DOWN
(23:39:13) Ben: Dauth:: LOL
(23:38:15) AJ (minion): AJ (minion)

(23:38:24) Ben: Dauth:: I edited the post
(23:39:02) AJ (minion): I see
(23:39:08) AJ (minion): excuse me while I HUNT YOU DOWN
(23:39:13) Ben: Dauth:: LOL
Its fun being me
Dauth
01 Sep 2009
Quote
(15:08:30) Ben: Dauth:: http://roflrazzi.com...ming/?pid=11423
(15:11:13) Wizard: hehe
(15:11:30) Ben: Dauth:: I might have to print it out and put it on my computer at uni
(15:13:47) Wizard: why, your all nerds aren't you?
(15:13:56) Ben: Dauth:: not really
(15:14:10) Wizard: orl?
(15:14:13) Wizard: *orly/
(15:14:17) Wizard: just FAJL
(15:14:34) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(15:11:13) Wizard: hehe
(15:11:30) Ben: Dauth:: I might have to print it out and put it on my computer at uni
(15:13:47) Wizard: why, your all nerds aren't you?
(15:13:56) Ben: Dauth:: not really
(15:14:10) Wizard: orl?
(15:14:13) Wizard: *orly/
(15:14:17) Wizard: just FAJL
(15:14:34) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
Dauth
01 Sep 2009
Quote
(23:00:37) Ben: Dauth:: ah minionator
(23:01:26) AJ (minion): ah, you :Po
(23:02:05) Ben: Dauth:: FAJLing already?
(23:02:53) AJ (minion): apparently
(23:02:57) Ben: Dauth:: hehe
(23:03:01) Ben: Dauth:: get your tf2 fix?
(23:05:08) AJ (minion): yeah for the most part
(23:05:12) Ben: Dauth:: Cool
(23:05:14) Ben: Dauth:: rage at all?
(23:07:19) Ben: Dauth:: hello
(23:07:20) Ben: Dauth:: ?
(23:07:33) AJ (minion): yeah sorry, was distracted
(23:07:38) Ben: Dauth:: who by/
(23:07:42) AJ (minion): and did no rage
(23:07:45) AJ (minion): and by wikipedia
(23:07:52) Ben: Dauth:: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
(23:08:10) Ben: Dauth:: I would have accepted "Parents" or "Fit friend on FB"
(23:09:01) AJ (minion): rofl
(23:09:11) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(23:01:26) AJ (minion): ah, you :Po
(23:02:05) Ben: Dauth:: FAJLing already?
(23:02:53) AJ (minion): apparently
(23:02:57) Ben: Dauth:: hehe
(23:03:01) Ben: Dauth:: get your tf2 fix?
(23:05:08) AJ (minion): yeah for the most part
(23:05:12) Ben: Dauth:: Cool
(23:05:14) Ben: Dauth:: rage at all?
(23:07:19) Ben: Dauth:: hello
(23:07:20) Ben: Dauth:: ?
(23:07:33) AJ (minion): yeah sorry, was distracted

(23:07:38) Ben: Dauth:: who by/
(23:07:42) AJ (minion): and did no rage
(23:07:45) AJ (minion): and by wikipedia
(23:07:52) Ben: Dauth:: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
(23:08:10) Ben: Dauth:: I would have accepted "Parents" or "Fit friend on FB"
(23:09:01) AJ (minion): rofl
(23:09:11) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
Wizard
02 Sep 2009
Quote
Chyros: yeesh, now THAT'd make ME depressive
Chyros: but that's me, and maybe it's completely his cup of tea
Wizard: not sure it is :|
Wizard: I am actually dreading the coming week, the missus is in Jersey, then Paris
Wizard: won't be around for 7 days
Wizard: that is way TOOOO long....
Chyros: heheheheh
Chyros: poor you
Chyros: well mag time then innit?
Wizard: mag???
Chyros: magazines
Wizard: God no, that's what the internet is for
Chyros: oh wow, you actually do that? \xD
Wizard: Can't say I actually go looking, but I get sent a decent amount of it on email, the bonus of working for yourself
Wizard: no one to block your email
Wizard: I'll survive, it'll be like levelling up
Wizard: make it a challenge
Chyros: heheheh
Wizard: Can I get to level 7 abstenance by next Wednesday?
Chyros: :-O
Wizard: at least you end up with a bigger clip when you do get to fire your gun
Chyros: heheheheh, exactly
Wizard: this is so quotable
Chyros: but that's me, and maybe it's completely his cup of tea
Wizard: not sure it is :|
Wizard: I am actually dreading the coming week, the missus is in Jersey, then Paris
Wizard: won't be around for 7 days
Wizard: that is way TOOOO long....
Chyros: heheheheh

Chyros: poor you

Chyros: well mag time then innit?

Wizard: mag???
Chyros: magazines
Wizard: God no, that's what the internet is for
Chyros: oh wow, you actually do that? \xD
Wizard: Can't say I actually go looking, but I get sent a decent amount of it on email, the bonus of working for yourself
Wizard: no one to block your email

Wizard: I'll survive, it'll be like levelling up
Wizard: make it a challenge
Chyros: heheheh

Wizard: Can I get to level 7 abstenance by next Wednesday?
Chyros: :-O
Wizard: at least you end up with a bigger clip when you do get to fire your gun

Chyros: heheheheh, exactly

Wizard: this is so quotable
Dauth
02 Sep 2009
Quote
(20:50:23) Ben: Dauth:: oh hai
(20:50:25) Wizard: Southerneness RULES
(20:50:30) Wizard: Hai
(20:50:31) Ben: Dauth:: WHAT?
(20:50:35) Ben: Dauth:: FOUL DOG!
(20:50:37) Wizard: just reading the last part of the chat
(20:50:47) Wizard: from before
(20:50:48) Ben: Dauth:: FOR YOUR SINS WE SHALL DUEL ON DC!
(20:50:52) Wizard: kk
(20:50:57) Ben: Dauth:: cool
(20:50:57) Wizard: 2 mins
(20:51:06) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(20:50:25) Wizard: Southerneness RULES
(20:50:30) Wizard: Hai
(20:50:31) Ben: Dauth:: WHAT?
(20:50:35) Ben: Dauth:: FOUL DOG!
(20:50:37) Wizard: just reading the last part of the chat
(20:50:47) Wizard: from before
(20:50:48) Ben: Dauth:: FOR YOUR SINS WE SHALL DUEL ON DC!
(20:50:52) Wizard: kk
(20:50:57) Ben: Dauth:: cool
(20:50:57) Wizard: 2 mins
(20:51:06) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
BeefJeRKy
02 Sep 2009
Quote
AJ says:
ok back and net seemingly working
famous last words
JRK-Scope says:
lol
AJ says:
*waches poker fail to load*
FFS!
JRK-Scope says:
LOL
AJ says:
I WANT POKER GODDAMIT
MY NET CANNOT DENY ME IT!
JRK-Scope says:
RAGE
*quotes
ok back and net seemingly working
famous last words
JRK-Scope says:
lol
AJ says:
*waches poker fail to load*
FFS!
JRK-Scope says:
LOL
AJ says:
I WANT POKER GODDAMIT
MY NET CANNOT DENY ME IT!
JRK-Scope says:
RAGE
*quotes
AJ is a gambler