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#2676 MentalAss

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 20:51

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Michael "MentalAss" Spiteri says (4:48 PM):
well if you didn't have ToV, the one that goes from 2.301 to 2.500 is 1.7 gigs

Nuker: Josh says (4:48 PM):
Thank God for cable

Michael "MentalAss" Spiteri says (4:48 PM):
yeah

Nuker: Josh says (4:49 PM):
I would not be lovin' life right now if we didn't have it

Michael "MentalAss" Spiteri says (4:49 PM):
so you have it and CoH, how does on trancend "love"?

Nuker: Josh says (4:49 PM):
Koenigstiger

Michael "MentalAss" Spiteri says (4:50 PM):
Quoted*

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#2677 Dr. Knickers

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Posted 06 September 2009 - 00:45

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- Corey - says:
I dunno why I never killed her [Juhani] in KOTOR
Dr. Knickers says:
Because she can use a lightsaber?
- Corey - says:
Probably
Dr. Knickers says:
That's the only reason why I kept her around
- Corey - says:
She's an emo of the worst kind
The kind that doesn't shut the fuck up

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#2678 Brad

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Posted 07 September 2009 - 18:43

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[19:41:28] [5.255.34.170 - Kaihime]
You demand alot of things
[19:41:33]
Indeed
[19:41:34] [5.255.34.170 - Kaihime]
I like that
[19:41:41]
:cool:
[19:41:43] [5.255.34.170 - Kaihime]
For that you shall be rewarded
[19:41:44]
Kinky
[19:41:47] [5.255.34.170 - Kaihime]
:)

You almost did, didn't you?

#2679 Ion Cannon!

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Posted 07 September 2009 - 18:57

View PostBrad, on 7 Sep 2009, 19:43, said:

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[19:41:28] [5.255.34.170 - Kaihime]
You demand alot of things
[19:41:33]
Indeed
[19:41:34] [5.255.34.170 - Kaihime]
I like that
[19:41:41]
:cool:
[19:41:43] [5.255.34.170 - Kaihime]
For that you shall be rewarded
[19:41:44]
Kinky
[19:41:47] [5.255.34.170 - Kaihime]
:)



Brads pulled!
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#2680 Hobbesy

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Posted 07 September 2009 - 19:45

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(2:41:32 PM) Hobbesy: Well, well, well
(2:41:35 PM) Hobbesy: Two more days
(2:41:38 PM) Hobbesy: Then it's BEATLES tiem
(2:41:45 PM) Nidmeister: I'M TRYING TO MASTURBATE

Never walk into Nidmeister's room without knocking. :cool:

#2681 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 07 September 2009 - 21:54

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(12:47:37 AM) AJ: and Expose in Safari?
(12:47:41 AM) AJ: which bit do you mean?
(12:47:51 AM) JRK-Scope: the new tab behavior
(12:48:02 AM) JRK-Scope: that shows you those twelve sites
(12:49:18 AM) AJ: there's a setting in preferences to switch it off :P
(12:49:34 AM) JRK-Scope: meh i didnt dig deep enough it seems
(12:50:26 AM) AJ: hehe
(12:50:36 AM) AJ: I like my little preview window ta :)
(12:50:49 AM) AJ: *very much
(12:51:34 AM) JRK-Scope: it annoys me
(12:51:38 AM) JRK-Scope: too big
(12:52:09 AM) AJ: *looks at massive mac screen*
(12:52:15 AM) AJ: mine's huge and it's ace
(12:52:32 AM) JRK-Scope: :sly:
(12:52:46 AM) JRK-Scope: why AJ

AJ being a lil too open with me :P


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(12:55:01 AM) JRK-Scope: mine's wider
(12:55:06 AM) JRK-Scope: :nid:
(12:55:08 AM) AJ: excellent for any way it gets tossed about
(12:55:23 AM) AJ: and no, mine is the same width
(12:55:26 AM) JRK-Scope: and you know i did
(12:55:29 AM) AJ: just a little taller :P
(12:55:56 AM) JRK-Scope: *adds to previous quote*


comparing sizes :xD:

Edited by Scope, 07 September 2009 - 21:56.

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#2682 deltaepsilon

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 11:06

Friend (9:04 PM):
oh I watched district 9
Friend (9:04 PM):
pretty stupid
Friend (9:04 PM):
=.=
Me (9:04 PM):
you're stupid
Friend (9:04 PM):
=.=
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#2683 CJ

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 16:20

^ This quote is stupid =.=

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#2684 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 16:30

It seems very circumstantial
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#2685 Liten

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 17:11

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[19:08] {AW}Glaedr: So we do not have enough nukes to destroy the world. Sweet!
[19:08] Liten: Yes!
[19:08] Liten: LETS START A NUCLEAR WAR!
[19:08] {AW}Glaedr: GOGOGO
[19:08] {AW}Glaedr: I'm safe since I live in an area with low popluation
[19:08] Liten: Same
[19:08] {AW}Glaedr: No nukes will be targeted here :P
[19:09] Liten: Same ;3
[19:09] {AW}Glaedr: Although they might target sweeden just because they don't like neutral people
[19:09] Liten: Ha!
[19:09] Liten: I live North
[19:09] Liten: No nukes here ;3

Hide you Big City persons :V
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Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


#2686 Wizard

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 22:14

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AJ: bugger me
Wizard: no thanks
Wizard: *quotes


:P

#2687 Libains

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 22:22

View PostWizard, on 8 Sep 2009, 23:14, said:

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AJ: bugger me
Wizard: no thanks
Wizard: *quotes


:)


How do I always end up in scenarios like this? :P
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#2688 Libains

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 14:49

DP ftw

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I have a person who I don't know/remember asking me to be her friend on Facebook, who appears to be exceptionally fit, should I accept? Wizard @ 15:43

got a profile link? AJ @ 15:44

friends only Wizard @ 15:44

AJ @ 15:44
may as well go for it 15:44
if she's a freak, remove her 15:44

this is true Wizard @ 15:45

interesting person going to plymouth this year AJ @ 15:45
she has added EVERYONE in the Plymouth Freshers group 15:45

who? Wizard @ 15:45

Some girl called Vicki Stone AJ @ 15:46
nobody I've ever heard of 15:46

she sounds like a slut Wizard @ 15:46
befriend her 15:46

looks it too AJ @ 15:46

and by befriend her..... Wizard @ 15:47
I mean do her up the arse 15:47

haha AJ @ 15:47

Wizard @ 15:47
fucking dare you to quote that 15:47

dare accepted!

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#2689 Wizard

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 14:58

Touche Mr. Fajl, Touche!

#2690 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 12 September 2009 - 14:59

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Nem says:
Now then
Its time for 6 hours of skinning
Wooo.
Good day to you sirs
JRK-Scope says:
later

Nem has left the conversation.

JRK-Scope says:
6 hours
GOD
Loves everyone and thinks the majority of the population are sensible intelligent beings. says:
hardcore skinning session
that sounds rather sexual
JRK-Scope says:
lol
quoting that

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#2691 Hobbesy

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Posted 12 September 2009 - 15:11

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10:07 AM - Hobbesy: Ghost, this is an intervention
10:07 AM - Hobbesy: You're obviously a raging alchoholic
10:07 AM - Ghostrider: No I'm fine
10:07 AM - Ghostrider: why?
10:07 AM - Hobbesy: No Ghost
10:07 AM - Hobbesy: It has to stop
10:08 AM - Ghostrider: *sigh*
10:08 AM - Ghostrider: where did I post


#2692 Libains

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Posted 14 September 2009 - 12:55

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LOL Wizard @ 13:50
that should actually be a thread 13:51
"No, I'm Fajl" 13:51

we have a fajl thread somewhere AJ @ 13:51

that's just a piss take of you Wizard @ 13:51

isn't everything? AJ @ 13:52

this should be a record of everyone elses symptoms of Fajl Wizard @ 13:52

go to it then AJ @ 13:52
*owns Spurs in the meantime* 13:52

we aren't talking abuot that Wizard @ 13:53
unless you want you posting rights suspended till Dauth comes back and that orange badge you're fond of shoved up your arse 13:53
13:53

haha - I'll be very interested to see how you do this season - Defoe is on fire AJ @ 13:53
and ROFL


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#2693 Liten

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Posted 16 September 2009 - 18:50

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Liten says:
*looks at free diskspace*
OH SHI-
only 9GBs free D;
Richard / Dutchygamer / Operation: 'Reinstall OS' has been completed says:
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Liten says:
May you burn in Chyros lab for your computers awsomness :D

Chyros, another test subject :read:
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Kyle Carter said:

Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


#2694 Dutchygamer

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Posted 16 September 2009 - 18:52

Oi! No one touches my pc, and lives!
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#2695 Libains

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Posted 16 September 2009 - 21:57

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AJ says (22:54):
Apparently I've given you your second heart attack today then?
Nuker: Josh says (22:54):
When was the first?
AJ says (22:54):
Oh, the iPhone
Nuker: Josh says (22:55):
that wasn't a heart attack
that was a errm......"love spasm"

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#2696 AZZKIKR

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Posted 17 September 2009 - 15:25

i chatted on FB with AJ

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11:17pmMmuhammad
erik and i had a theory and y i cant see u online

on msn

11:18pmAlex
Really?

11:19pmMmuhammad
its more comedic

11:19pmAlex
go on :sly:

11:22pmMmuhammad
well, u know how the brit govt has strict internet laws

11:22pmAlex
ROFL

can guarantee it won't be that one 8|

11:23pmMmuhammad
Alex is no longer online. The following was not sent:

well, its very obvious. (me a muslim, you, talking about tanks, guns and missiles and new world order)

Alex is no longer online. The following was not sent:

GOSH DARNNIT

Alex is no longer online. The following was not sent:

THEY DID IT AGAIN!


its very coincidential...

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#2697 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 17 September 2009 - 16:47

Ahaha I know the feeling especially now my name on FB is in Arabic. I keep getting d/ced from Canadian friends :sly:
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#2698 Libains

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Posted 17 September 2009 - 16:50

I actually wasn't DC'd either - I saw all of that, but couldn't reply.

And FB is messing up of late - I was locked out of somebody's profile for the last hour for some 'technical difficulty'. And she's cute :sly:
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#2699 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 17 September 2009 - 17:11

Ah poor AJ. Cockblocked by FB :sly:
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#2700 Libains

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Posted 17 September 2009 - 17:16

You, me, OUTSIDE, NOW!
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