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#2701 Hobbesy

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Posted 17 September 2009 - 20:17

Fajl detected in this quadrant, captain. :sly:

#2702 Dr. Knickers

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Posted 17 September 2009 - 20:32

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Dr. Knickers says:
Hm
My sister just sent me a copy of The Lost Symbol
- Corey - says:
It's not lost then is it?

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Dr. Knickers says:
lol
I don't know why I put the sorry lol
and I don't know why I say lol so much lol
I swear, my fingers type lol without any conscious thought
lol
- Corey - says:
...
Dr. Knickers says:
lol, I think I pissed some people off before
by spamming lol
- Corey - says:
Who're you hiding from?
Dr. Knickers says:
annoying people
- Corey - says:
You mean people who say lol constantly?
Dr. Knickers says:
LOL!

Edited by Dr. Knickers, 17 September 2009 - 21:06.

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#2703 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 17 September 2009 - 22:15

lol
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#2704 Libains

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Posted 17 September 2009 - 23:37

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AJ says (00:31):
When you free then?
A little pre-emptive, I know
Wizard says (00:31):
When are you
Wizard says (00:32):
Before chrimbo is kk with me
AJ says (00:32):
I'm at Uni, doing a freshers year, I'm always free
Wizard says (00:32):
Sweet
AJ says (00:32):
Ben'll be the tricky one
He's actually working for a living
Wizard says (00:33):
I'll sort it with pussy cloud boy when he gets back to the land of reality
AJ says (00:33):
He's back tomorrow I think
Wizard says (00:33):
So long as he's not taking a shit in an old castle
AJ says (00:33):
and we should probably try that before we ridicule him over his pics
dammit, beaten by someone on a phone
Wizard says (00:33):
LOL
Wizard says (00:34):
If I'd quote I would


Ladies and gentlemen, we have a slightly piddled Wiz :sly:

And moar regards Olivia Wilde:

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AJ says (00:45):
Absolutely the reason behind it all.
Now I need a reason for her to have to come to Plymouth...
AJ says (00:46):
I'll get the Uni to invite her for some random lecture, then you can come down around the same time
Wizard says (00:46):
What's your mobile number, no idea why we're fucking about on MSN, want a drunken call from an admin?
That'd be rape btw
AJ says (00:46):
would love to
Wizard says (00:46):
To which LOL
AJ says (00:47):
Damn I have a crap choice of words
Wizard says (00:47):
Wish I could fucken quote


And moar regards my sister....

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AJ says (00:47):
and I would, but the downside is that my sis knocked my phone in the sink today
Wizard says (00:47):
That one would win awards
AJ says (00:47):
Good thing is I get her phone tomorrow
Wizard says (00:48):
You have sis?
What's her number?
AJ says (00:48):
She's 16, HANDS OFF
Wizard says (00:48):
EPIC QUOTE APPROACHING
Wizard says (00:49):
If there's grass on the wicket, let's play cricket
AJ says (00:49):
*quotes*
Wizard says (00:49):
Told you
Wizard says (00:50):
/sick admin



And yes, we have now seen what a gut-wrenchingly odd person Wizard really is 8|

Edited by AJ, 17 September 2009 - 23:53.

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 16:16

Damn ^ forgotten that convo

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17:06 - Brad: Do you have DoW2?
17:12 - [FS] Wiz: yesh
17:12 - Brad: So mr Wizard
17:13 - Brad: Would you do me the honor of Co-op?
17:13 - Brad gets on one knee
17:13 - [FS] Wiz: I'm sorry Brad, but you've caught me at an inconvenient time
17:13 - [FS] Wiz: it's not you
17:13 - [FS] Wiz: it's me
17:13 - [FS] Wiz: *quotes
17:13 - Brad: Oh..
17:13 - Brad: BUT YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME


#2706 Liten

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 19:49

Silly Brad :sly: Why didn´t you just ask me? 8|
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Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


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Posted 18 September 2009 - 21:15

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(22:11:11) Ben: Dauth:: also got tons of shots of seals
(22:14:23) Wizard: went out clubbing did you?
(22:14:30) Wizard: *apologises*
(22:14:35) Ben: Dauth:: As you should
(22:14:36) Wizard: that was a poor, poor joke
(22:14:46) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes for proof evermore


Back and back to normal it seems

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Posted 19 September 2009 - 10:08

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[12:08] Slye_Fox - Little modding Fox: My spelling dictionary in firefox didn't have an entry for posable
[12:08] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): That's because it's spelled possible
[12:08] Slye_Fox - Little modding Fox: >.<

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#2709 Wizard

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Posted 19 September 2009 - 10:41

You'd have thought poseable might have been in there though :|

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Posted 19 September 2009 - 11:42

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***Admin only bullshit***
(12:39:58) Wizard: *realizes he can't speel for shit*
(12:40:04) Wizard: that would be a good thing
(12:40:14) Wizard: ffs
(12:40:17) Ben: Dauth:: lol
(12:40:22) Wizard: *SSSPPPEEELLLLLL*
(12:40:28) Wizard: *gives up*
(12:40:33) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(12:40:50) Wizard: this is what happens when you go away
(12:40:55) Wizard: I have to spend time talking to Aj
(12:40:59) Ben: Dauth:: ROFL
(12:41:02) Wizard: and we all know what happens then
(12:41:07) Ben: Dauth:: Indeed


#2711 Libains

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Posted 19 September 2009 - 11:50

:P
For there can be no death without life.

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Posted 19 September 2009 - 11:55

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(12:46:54) Ben: Dauth:: I've gone mental
(12:46:57) Wizard: you think he's weird, I'm stressed
(12:47:00) Wizard: :|
(12:47:01) Ben: Dauth:: I went swimming in the Irish sea dammit
(12:47:10) Wizard: that might have something to do with it
(12:48:06) Wizard: if you get paranoid about people coming after your lucky charms, we know that's the problem
(12:48:06) Wizard: wb
(12:48:22) Ben: Dauth:: hehe
(12:48:49) Ben: Dauth:: http://planetearth.n...all.aspx?id=532 thats the blog
(12:49:48) Wizard: PLEASE tell me that isn't a picture of you in your speedos
(12:49:57) Wizard: oh
(12:50:00) Wizard: the summer school
(12:50:03) Wizard: phew
(12:50:12) Ben: Dauth:: I don't own speedos
(12:50:24) Wizard: well there is a picture of men in swimming wear
(12:50:33) Wizard: that is fuxxed up enough for me to close the site
(12:52:16) Ben: Dauth:: hehe
(12:52:20) Ben: Dauth:: I am the maniac on the left
(12:53:15) Wizard: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(12:54:07) Wizard: bad Dauth
(12:54:10) Wizard: bad bad Dauth
(12:54:30) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes


#2713 Liten

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Posted 19 September 2009 - 17:10

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Destiny says:
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Liten says:
Unless it´sa Farm!

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Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


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Posted 19 September 2009 - 18:37

View PostLiten, on 19 Sep 2009, 19:10, said:

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Destiny says:
Liten, do note that the US 2nd fleet can singlehandedly defeat the entire Swedish military Posted Image
Liten says:
Unless it´sa Farm!

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Do not underestimate the Swedish Army. They have whole divisions of meatball catapults :P .
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Posted 19 September 2009 - 18:43

Well the USN has Fishball Carriers!...I think.
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#2716 Hobbesy

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 02:38

Jesus Christ, they're firing cube shaped chairs at us from converted IKEAs!

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 05:49

View PostHøbbesy, on 19 Sep 2009, 22:38, said:

Jesus Christ, they're firing cube shaped chairs at us from converted IKEAs!


New faction for crazy mod: Sweden. One of its defenses is an IKEA chair launcher, and their economy building is an IKEA store.
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Posted 20 September 2009 - 10:41

Someone should really suggest this to Jordan, though with a minor name change :P
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#2719 Liten

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 14:53

View PostFoxhound, on 20 Sep 2009, 7:49, said:

View PostHøbbesy, on 19 Sep 2009, 22:38, said:

Jesus Christ, they're firing cube shaped chairs at us from converted IKEAs!


New faction for crazy mod: Sweden. One of its defenses is an IKEA chair launcher, and their economy building is an IKEA store.

I approve of this
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Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


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Posted 21 September 2009 - 08:01

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[09:57] <Rua_Whitepaw> It's funny how so many quit messages can be taken to refer to shit
[09:57] <Rua_Whitepaw> Input/output error = constipation
[09:57] <Rua_Whitepaw> Excess flood = diarrea
[09:58] <Fae`liin_M`taali> xDDDD
[09:58] <Rua_Whitepaw> Broken pipe = ...toilet not working?
[09:59] <Fae`liin_M`taali> xP
[09:59] <Fae`liin_M`taali> Host disconnected SSL error = ????
[09:59] <Fae`liin_M`taali> Toilet ran off?
[09:59] <Rua_Whitepaw> Hahahaha
[10:00] <Rua_Whitepaw> Ping timeout = people ringing the bell cause your time is up?
[10:00] <Fae`liin_M`taali> xD
[10:00] <Fae`liin_M`taali> heeheehee
[10:00] <Rua_Whitepaw> We'll never be able to look at IRC the same again

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 08:19

You sure know how to spoil IRC clients don't you :D
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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:04

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JRK-Scope says:
first day of uni?

You have just sent a nudge.

AJ says:
Yup
happy happy times :xD:
JRK-Scope says:
great
so hot ladyfolk from day 1?
always good news
now i'll always have suspicion when you get the long BRB delays :D
AJ says:
OH SHI
Actually
HYES
JRK-Scope says:
lol
*quotes

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 18:03

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20:00 - [FS] AJ: sure I got time before I need to head out
20:01 - Liten: :xD:
20:01 - [FS] AJ: :xD: to you too
20:01 - Liten: Wrong convo much? :V
20:01 - [FS] AJ: and yeah :D
20:01 - Liten: FAJL!

I win :D
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 02:15

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9:14 PM - Hobbesy: Ion
9:14 PM - Hobbesy: This is an intervention.
9:14 PM - Ion Cannon!: your imntervetnytion can go fuck iysefl
9:14 PM - Hobbesy: Quoted :awe:
9:14 PM - Ion Cannon!: fucig bastard

Ever wonder why his last name is Rumsey?

Edited by Høbbesy, 22 September 2009 - 02:17.


#2725 Liten

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 13:34

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Liten säger:
:xD:
Destiny säger:
My apologies.
I was...
umm...
...
Liten säger:
:D
I know exactly what you mean :xD:
Destiny säger:
You do?
But I...
Liten säger:
:D
Destiny säger:
You're making it look like I was doing something wrong...
I didn't mean to do it...
It was an accident!
Liten säger:
:read:
Destiny säger:
I didn't intend for it to happen! I was tempted!
Liten säger:
I see :D
Destiny säger:
Thank goodness someone understands.
I feel very guilty =/
Liten säger:
:D
Destiny säger:
But it shouldn't have tried to rape me first.
I barely managed to fend off the attacks!
Liten säger:
Did you rape them back? :D
Destiny säger:
I did after I played around with her for several hours.
At one point she was already inside mine!
Liten säger:
:sly:
Destiny säger:
After teasing it for a few hours with Burtons, Pathfinders and losing a buncha Nighthawks and essentially killing every Kashtan and unit they had, I finally began the rape
Liten säger:
:sly:
Destiny säger:
I flooded the entire base with Rangers, camping outside production structures and killing everything almost instantly when it exited :D
Liten säger:
Hey!
Destiny säger:
?
Liten säger:
We were thinking of 2 differnet things D;
Destiny säger:
What?
I didn't mention that I was talking about how I killed the Soviets in RotR?
Liten säger:
OH SHI-
D;
*Quoted

Nothing of this was planned :xD:

Edited by Liten, 22 September 2009 - 13:35.

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