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#2726 Dutchygamer

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 16:42

Someone has a dirty mind :D
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#2727 Liten

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 16:43

I blame Bob :D
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 17:06

View PostLiten, on 22 Sep 2009, 17:43, said:

I blame Bob :D

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F O R T H E N S
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Posted 23 September 2009 - 18:49

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Wiz: says:
W00t
my first proper template
brb
AJ says:
Your template is a sham!
Wiz: says:
if you so much as utter or think a single negative thing about my template again I will pay Warbz to tell every girl in Plymouth (even the fat ones) that you have a tiny cock and suffer from premature ejaculation

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Rofl
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#2730 Brad

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 18:51

I'm sure they already know.
You almost did, didn't you?

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 18:58

*Hands Brad a saucer of milk*

MEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Edited by Wizard, 23 September 2009 - 19:00.


#2732 Liten

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 19:02

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Liten: Brad nailed you :P
[FS] AJ: Brad may yet feel my wrath for that little indiscretion
Liten: BANT!
[FS] AJ: possible
Liten: ^_^
[FS] AJ: indeed |8

RUN BRAD! RUN!
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Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


#2733 Libains

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 19:06

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(8:03:18 PM) AJ: *Wonders about how to murder brad with his own testicales*
(8:04:10 PM) Wizard: that will be quite difficult
(8:04:19 PM) Wizard: as there is no such things as testicales
(8:04:28 PM) AJ: oh you tosser
(8:04:28 PM) Wizard: testicles on the other hand, we could arrange
(8:04:35 PM) Wizard: sorry
(8:04:47 PM) AJ: may be a little hard, considering how they haven't dropped yet :P
(8:05:00 PM) Wizard: ^^

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#2734 Brad

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 19:07

View PostWizard, on 23 Sep 2009, 19:58, said:

*Hands Brad a saucer of milk*

MEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW


A definition would be lovely.
You almost did, didn't you?

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 19:10

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:07, said:

View PostWizard, on 23 Sep 2009, 19:58, said:

*Hands Brad a saucer of milk*

MEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW


A definition would be lovely.

Let me urban dictionary that for you

#2736 Brad

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 19:15

View PostWizard, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:10, said:

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:07, said:

View PostWizard, on 23 Sep 2009, 19:58, said:

*Hands Brad a saucer of milk*

MEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW


A definition would be lovely.

Let me urban dictionary that for you


You bastard.
You almost did, didn't you?

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 19:18

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:15, said:

View PostWizard, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:10, said:

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:07, said:

View PostWizard, on 23 Sep 2009, 19:58, said:

*Hands Brad a saucer of milk*

MEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW


A definition would be lovely.

Let me urban dictionary that for you


You bastard.


You know, I would usually have pity for anyone that got bitchslapped by Wiz. However, Brad, you can suffer in silence.
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#2738 Brad

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 19:20

View PostAJ, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:18, said:

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:15, said:

View PostWizard, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:10, said:

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:07, said:

View PostWizard, on 23 Sep 2009, 19:58, said:

*Hands Brad a saucer of milk*

MEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW


A definition would be lovely.

Let me urban dictionary that for you


You bastard.


You know, I would usually have pity for anyone that got bitchslapped by Wiz. However, Brad, you can suffer in silence.

Go back to your fat chicks :hmmph:
You almost did, didn't you?

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 19:24

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:20, said:

View PostAJ, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:18, said:

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:15, said:

View PostWizard, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:10, said:

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:07, said:

View PostWizard, on 23 Sep 2009, 19:58, said:

*Hands Brad a saucer of milk*

MEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW


A definition would be lovely.

Let me urban dictionary that for you


You bastard.


You know, I would usually have pity for anyone that got bitchslapped by Wiz. However, Brad, you can suffer in silence.

Go back to your fat chicks :hmmph:


Sorry, but you'll be annoyed to know they are not fat. And they are very cute. And very nice. And very funny. And very smart.

How're the girls at your school again? :P
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Posted 23 September 2009 - 19:25

View PostAJ, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:24, said:

Sorry, but you'll be annoyed to know they are not fat. And they are very cute. And very nice. And very funny. And very smart.

How're the girls at your school again? :P


I saw this.

I read this:

View PostAJ, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:24, said:

Sorry, but you'll be annoyed to know they are not fat. And they are very cute. And very nice. And very furry. And very smart.

How're the girls at your school again? |8


I lol'd.

#2741 Brad

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 19:29

View PostAJ, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:24, said:

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:20, said:

View PostAJ, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:18, said:

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:15, said:

View PostWizard, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:10, said:

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:07, said:

View PostWizard, on 23 Sep 2009, 19:58, said:

*Hands Brad a saucer of milk*

MEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW


A definition would be lovely.

Let me urban dictionary that for you


You bastard.


You know, I would usually have pity for anyone that got bitchslapped by Wiz. However, Brad, you can suffer in silence.

Go back to your fat chicks :hmmph:


Sorry, but you'll be annoyed to know they are not fat. And they are very cute. And very nice. And very funny. And very smart.

How're the girls at your school again? :P

So Mr Aj, how goes life with the all the girls ignoring you? |8

And the girls at my school are very nice, smart, cute, etc.

View PostRich19, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:25, said:

View PostAJ, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:24, said:

Sorry, but you'll be annoyed to know they are not fat. And they are very cute. And very nice. And very funny. And very smart.

How're the girls at your school again? 8|


I saw this.

I read this:

View PostAJ, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:24, said:

Sorry, but you'll be annoyed to know they are not fat. And they are very cute. And very nice. And very furry. And very smart.

How're the girls at your school again? :)


I lol'd.

There is a difference?
You almost did, didn't you?

#2742 Liten

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 19:31

View PostAJ, on 23 Sep 2009, 21:24, said:

Sorry, but you'll be annoyed to know they are not fat. And they are very cute. And very nice. And very funny. And very smart.

How're the girls at your school again? :P

Pictures or it never happened |8
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Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


#2743 Libains

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 19:32

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:29, said:

View PostAJ, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:24, said:

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:20, said:

View PostAJ, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:18, said:

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:15, said:

View PostWizard, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:10, said:

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:07, said:

View PostWizard, on 23 Sep 2009, 19:58, said:

*Hands Brad a saucer of milk*

MEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW


A definition would be lovely.

Let me urban dictionary that for you


You bastard.


You know, I would usually have pity for anyone that got bitchslapped by Wiz. However, Brad, you can suffer in silence.

Go back to your fat chicks :hmmph:


Sorry, but you'll be annoyed to know they are not fat. And they are very cute. And very nice. And very funny. And very smart.

How're the girls at your school again? :P

So Mr Aj, how goes life with the all the girls ignoring you? |8

And the girls at my school are very nice, smart, cute, etc.


I've seen them on Facebook, they're not much to look at mate 8|

And it's interesting, but I don't recall them ignoring me much when I was out having lunch with them earlier.
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#2744 Brad

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 19:45

View PostAJ, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:32, said:

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:29, said:

View PostAJ, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:24, said:

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:20, said:

View PostAJ, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:18, said:

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:15, said:

View PostWizard, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:10, said:

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:07, said:

View PostWizard, on 23 Sep 2009, 19:58, said:

*Hands Brad a saucer of milk*

MEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW


A definition would be lovely.

Let me urban dictionary that for you


You bastard.


You know, I would usually have pity for anyone that got bitchslapped by Wiz. However, Brad, you can suffer in silence.

Go back to your fat chicks :hmmph:


Sorry, but you'll be annoyed to know they are not fat. And they are very cute. And very nice. And very funny. And very smart.

How're the girls at your school again? :P

So Mr Aj, how goes life with the all the girls ignoring you? |8

And the girls at my school are very nice, smart, cute, etc.


I've seen them on Facebook, they're not much to look at mate 8|

And it's interesting, but I don't recall them ignoring me much when I was out having lunch with them earlier.

Clearly they are humoring you.
And you are looking at the wrong girls mate :)
You almost did, didn't you?

#2745 Liten

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 19:52

I wonder if they found AJs voice as funny as I do... :P
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#2746 Libains

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 20:15

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:45, said:

View PostAJ, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:32, said:

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:29, said:

View PostAJ, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:24, said:

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:20, said:

View PostAJ, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:18, said:

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:15, said:

View PostWizard, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:10, said:

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:07, said:

View PostWizard, on 23 Sep 2009, 19:58, said:

*Hands Brad a saucer of milk*

MEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW


A definition would be lovely.

Let me urban dictionary that for you


You bastard.


You know, I would usually have pity for anyone that got bitchslapped by Wiz. However, Brad, you can suffer in silence.

Go back to your fat chicks :hmmph:


Sorry, but you'll be annoyed to know they are not fat. And they are very cute. And very nice. And very funny. And very smart.

How're the girls at your school again? :P

So Mr Aj, how goes life with the all the girls ignoring you? |8

And the girls at my school are very nice, smart, cute, etc.


I've seen them on Facebook, they're not much to look at mate 8|

And it's interesting, but I don't recall them ignoring me much when I was out having lunch with them earlier.

Clearly they are humoring you.
And you are looking at the wrong girls mate :)

So I was out with 5 girls for lunch, how many have you even been out with FOR anything in your entire life?:/
There are only 4, which ones am I missing?

And Liten, one of them was particularly in awe of certain aspects/assets :P
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Posted 23 September 2009 - 20:20

View PostAJ, on 23 Sep 2009, 23:15, said:

And Liten, one of them was particularly in awe of certain aspects/assets :P

Please tell me it was something non-sexual
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#2748 Brad

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 20:32

View PostAJ, on 23 Sep 2009, 21:15, said:

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:45, said:

View PostAJ, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:32, said:

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:29, said:

View PostAJ, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:24, said:

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:20, said:

View PostAJ, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:18, said:

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:15, said:

View PostWizard, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:10, said:

View PostBrad, on 23 Sep 2009, 20:07, said:

View PostWizard, on 23 Sep 2009, 19:58, said:

*Hands Brad a saucer of milk*

MEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW


A definition would be lovely.

Let me urban dictionary that for you


You bastard.


You know, I would usually have pity for anyone that got bitchslapped by Wiz. However, Brad, you can suffer in silence.

Go back to your fat chicks :hmmph:


Sorry, but you'll be annoyed to know they are not fat. And they are very cute. And very nice. And very funny. And very smart.

How're the girls at your school again? :P

So Mr Aj, how goes life with the all the girls ignoring you? |8

And the girls at my school are very nice, smart, cute, etc.


I've seen them on Facebook, they're not much to look at mate 8|

And it's interesting, but I don't recall them ignoring me much when I was out having lunch with them earlier.

Clearly they are humoring you.
And you are looking at the wrong girls mate :)

So I was out with 5 girls for lunch, how many have you even been out with FOR anything in your entire life? :/
There are only 4, which ones am I missing?

And Liten, one of them was particularly in awe of certain aspects/assets :P

I've been out quite a few times with some girls thank you very much. :P
And there are more you idiot, stop saying that!

And I'm sure they were in awe that you showed up :P
You almost did, didn't you?

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 20:46

C-C-C-Combo breaker.

Enough!

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 21:13

Your Mum does not count Brad.
And I was wrong. There are in fact three.

And I know I'm handsome, but really? Awe just because I showed up is nice :P

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(10:08:58 PM) Warbzy: you know this student union presentation?
(10:09:01 PM) Warbzy: Is anyone gonna miss me if I dont turn up? lol
(10:09:12 PM) AJ: Nope, missed mine last year :P
(10:09:30 PM) Warbzy: very nice :)
(10:09:38 PM) Warbzy: I got rosie coming down in the morning ^^
(10:10:01 PM) AJ: Who's Rosie?
(10:10:07 PM) AJ: I know she's the one in your bed etc
(10:10:15 PM) Warbzy: lol
(10:11:23 PM) Warbzy: She's from where I used to live. One of my mates that I live with knows her. He met up with her in Plymouth the other night and brought her back here hoping to get her into bed but she ended up just spending the night in my room after she saw me in the front room and we got talking xD
(10:11:37 PM) AJ: HAHA
(10:11:49 PM) AJ: *Almost dies laughing*
(10:12:05 PM) Warbzy: I win. :/
(10:12:24 PM) Warbzy: Is this going to get quoted? |8
(10:12:25 PM) AJ: apparently you did epically so :P
(10:12:29 PM) Warbzy: you seem to quote a lot. lol


Apparently I do quote a lot.

Everyone, I give you, Warbz, the player 8|

Edited by AJ, 23 September 2009 - 21:14.

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