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#2801 Dauth

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 19:35

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(20:26:22) AJ (minion): oh, and speed of my connection on my netbook = 15kbps ;)
(20:26:38) Ben: Dauth:: Poor minion
(20:27:55) AJ (minion): hey, it works, don't knock it 8|
(20:28:05) Ben: Dauth:: *knocks AJ*
(20:28:20) AJ (minion): I WORK AS WELL YOU KNOW
(20:28:53) Ben: Dauth:: *Waits to see
Spoiler
's pregnancy test to confirm if AJ works*
(20:29:22) AJ (minion): That is actually very scary
(20:29:59) Ben: Dauth:: Want to talk about it or just hum and pretend I said nothing?
(20:30:28) AJ (minion): Oh i dunno
(20:30:41) AJ (minion): Let's see, girl I've been datig for 2 weeks, getting pregnant
(20:30:48) AJ (minion): NOTHING BIG OR ANYTHING
(20:31:25) Ben: Dauth:: Do I need to have the 'this is how to use contracpetion' conversation with you?
(20:31:54) AJ (minion): I know damn well what I'm doing


#2802 Hobbesy

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 20:44

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(3:34:16 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: What about touching Wizard inappropriately while he sleeps?
(3:34:28 PM) Brad: That
(3:34:30 PM) Brad: Well
(3:34:35 PM) Brad: We've all thought about it

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#2803 Liten

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Posted 06 October 2009 - 12:25

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CodeCat litar Liten
Liten Jäklar! (*Curses*)
* Liten springer Iväg (Runs away)
* CodeCat springer ivägen (Runs in the way)
Liten JÄVLAR! (*More Curses*)
* Liten krockar med CodeCat (collides with CodeCat)
* CodeCat exploderar (CodeCat Explodes)
Liten FUUUUUU-
* Liten dör (Dies)

I don´t like Exploding Cats ;)
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Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


#2804 Wizard

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Posted 06 October 2009 - 22:22

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Wiz: says (11:17 PM):
8|
AJ says (11:17 PM):
LOL
Wiz: says (11:18 PM):
you really are the forum whore aren't you
AJ says (11:18 PM):
haha
I talk to everyone, I knew before
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Wiz: says (11:19 PM):
I know hookers holes who do get around as much as you do
*don't
AJ says (11:19 PM):
Technically it makes me a useful person so no discarding me
Wiz: says (11:20 PM):
so not the same as the hookers hole then
AJ says (11:20 PM):
Ah, true indeed
Wiz: says (11:21 PM):
*quotes

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#2805 Dauth

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Posted 06 October 2009 - 23:05

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(00:03:36) AJ (minion): *Is being sent pron by Wiz*
(00:03:59) Ben: Dauth:: have fun
(00:04:20) AJ (minion): *Sends a big pile of it back too*
(00:04:34) Ben: Dauth:: *Doesn't want to know*
(00:04:40) Ben: Dauth:: and *quotes


#2806 Wizard

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Posted 06 October 2009 - 23:06

It's good pr0n, it's 13 pr0n

#2807 Libains

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Posted 06 October 2009 - 23:08

View PostWizard, on 7 Oct 2009, 0:06, said:

It's good pr0n, it's 13 pr0n


Sorry, mine is HD13 pr0n, yours is just boring regular 13 pr0n.
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#2808 Dr. Knickers

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Posted 10 October 2009 - 04:44

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[9:41:23 PM] Dr. Knickers: SW: Republic Heroes got a 3.5 out of ten 8|
[9:41:29 PM] Zeron: Eh?
[9:41:42 PM] Dr. Knickers: http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/action/sta...oes/review.html
[9:43:14 PM] Zeron: We all know that Gamespot is a whore.
[9:43:22 PM] Zeron: That game obviously got more than it deserved.

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#2809 deltaepsilon

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Posted 10 October 2009 - 07:25

View PostRich19, on 28 Sep 2009, 17:14, said:

View PostDauth, on 28 Sep 2009, 16:47, said:

Why does everyone imply Wiz and I are family/married?


Wait... You're not?

8|


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#2810 Dauth

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Posted 10 October 2009 - 09:10

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(10:04:16) Ben: Dauth:: FOR CHAOS!
(10:04:41) Wizard: you need help, d'you know that?
(10:05:07) Ben: Dauth:: Do you know of any psychologists that would really want to take me on?
(10:05:24) Wizard: I think you're well beyond that mate
(10:05:31) Ben: Dauth:: And the solution is?
(10:05:46) Wizard: head transplant?
(10:06:08) Ben: Dauth:: nah
(10:06:28) Wizard: awe
(10:08:09) Ben: Dauth:: how about an intensive course of alcohol and women?
(10:08:47) Wizard: *writes prescription*
(10:09:29) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes


#2811 Destiny

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 13:49

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[21:03] Destiny: Lots of colors :3
[21:03] Liten: :|
[21:21] <liten33 is now playing Kongregate>
[21:21] <liten33 stopped playing Kongregate>
[21:21] <liten33 is now playing Kongregate>
[21:22] <liten33 stopped playing Kongregate>
[21:23] <liten33 is now playing Kongregate>
[21:23] <liten33 stopped playing Kongregate>
[21:23] <liten33 is now playing Kongregate>
[21:23] <liten33 stopped playing Kongregate>
[21:24] <liten33 is now playing Kongregate>
[21:24] <liten33 stopped playing Kongregate>
[21:24] <liten33 is now playing Kongregate>
[21:24] <liten33 stopped playing Kongregate>
[21:24] <liten33 is now playing Kongregate>
[21:29] <liten33 stopped playing Kongregate>
[21:29] <liten33 is now playing Kongregate>
[21:33] <liten33 stopped playing Kongregate>
[21:48] Destiny: My god Liten, stop spamming me with you're playing Kongregate O.o

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#2812 Libains

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 11:21

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<CodeCat> Wizard, do you really think it's necessary to set your name to away everytime you have a potty break?

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#2813 Pav:3d

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 11:55

Has liten got the attention span of a 3 year old or the memory of a gold fish? :)

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#2814 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 12:30

View PostPav3d, on 12 Oct 2009, 14:55, said:

Has liten got the attention span of a 3 year old or the memory of a gold fish? :)

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#2815 Destiny

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 12:38

Xfire just doesn't like it when you switch tabs. :)
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#2816 Liten

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 13:27

View PostPav3d, on 12 Oct 2009, 13:55, said:

Has liten got the attention span of a 3 year old or the memory of a gold fish? :)

Maybe you should stop insulting people 8|
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Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


#2817 Dauth

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 16:12

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(17:07:21) Wizard: more drunk Dauthus?
(17:07:41) Ben: Dauth:: Probably
(17:10:04) Wizard: I suppose if girlies are drunkard as well this makes life easier
(17:10:05) Wizard: :)
(17:11:09) Ben: Dauth:: *Remembers Wiz's defintion of gf*
(17:11:17) Ben: Dauth:: *Doesn't bother to explain*
(17:11:20) Ben: Dauth:: *Smiles*
(17:11:22) Ben: Dauth:: *Nods*
(17:12:00) Wizard: hehe
(17:12:14) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes*


#2818 Dauth

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 16:51

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(17:49:40) Ben: Dauth:: bbl need to go to shop to get some noms
(17:49:45) Ben: Dauth:: wait
(17:49:46) Ben: Dauth:: no I don't
(17:49:50) Ben: Dauth:: I have bacon 8|
(17:49:58) AJ (minion): LAWL
(17:50:00) AJ (minion): FAJL
(17:50:28) Ben: Dauth:: (17:50:00) AJ (minion): FAJL
(17:50:29) Ben: Dauth:: Indeed
(17:50:34) Ben: Dauth:: You netfajler
(17:50:35) AJ (minion): bastard :)
(17:50:49) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes this too


#2819 Pav:3d

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 17:27

View PostLiten, on 12 Oct 2009, 14:27, said:

View PostPav3d, on 12 Oct 2009, 13:55, said:

Has liten got the attention span of a 3 year old or the memory of a gold fish? :)

Maybe you should stop insulting people 8|

Im sorry, didnt mean it to come off insultingly

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#2820 CodeCat

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 13:34

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[15:30] <Rontosh> but, its at a company that their main product is in everyones home, i mean everyone, there loved, and cursed upon every day
[15:31] <Whitefang> That would be a lot of companies
[15:32] <Rontosh> yes but these guys made the OS on your computer
[15:32] <Rua_Whitepaw> You're working for Linux Torvalds??
[15:32] <Whitefang> That wouldn't be in everyone's home then :)
[15:32] * Whitefang laughs
[15:33] * Rontosh faceplants
[15:33] <Rua_Whitepaw> Wait... did I just type 'Linux Torvalds'?
[15:33] * Rua_Whitepaw faceplants too

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#2821 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 16:14

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Liten says:
Your personal message fails
JRK-Viseur says:
aka Scope?

Liten says:
Scope AKA Scope
Wait...
JRK-Viseur says:
seems you fajled
Liten says:
Indeed
JRK-Viseur says:
*quotes


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#2822 Hobbesy

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 07:05

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(1:40:03 AM) Hobbesy/Sean: lawl
(1:40:06 AM) Hobbesy/Sean: I suck at math
(1:40:20 AM) HozZaH: same
(1:40:21 AM) HozZaH: w00t
(1:40:31 AM) Hobbesy/Sean: That's what you get for not needing help in English
(1:40:34 AM) Hobbesy/Sean: Or Biology
(1:40:37 AM) Hobbesy/Sean: Or Chemistry
(1:40:47 AM) Hobbesy/Sean: Or Popular Dance
(1:40:55 AM) HozZaH: =D
(1:41:02 AM) HozZaH: nah im fucked for pop dance
(1:41:17 AM) Hobbesy/Sean: Yeah, finals are a bitch
(1:41:24 AM) Hobbesy/Sean: Three cartwheels?
(1:41:30 AM) Hobbesy/Sean: Are you fucking kidding me?


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Posted 14 October 2009 - 07:46

Are you quoting yourself, Hobbesy?

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#2824 CodeCat

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 08:32

No.
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#2825 Wizard

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 13:14

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AJ says (14:04):
Absolutely
I imagine I will be out getting drunk
hopefully not in a gay bar
Wiz: says (14:04):
or maybe
AJ says (14:05):
depends on how many women we have with us
Wiz: says (14:05):
real or trannies?
AJ says (14:05):
Real dammit
AJ says (14:06):
Oddly, in a gay bar, straight women are very protective of straight guys
Wiz: says (14:09):
obviously
AJ says (14:10):
New trick of the trade for me
Wiz: says (14:12):
going to gay bars?
so quoted
AJ says (14:12):
Feck
You know what I meant!
Wiz: says (14:12):
we'll see if everyone else does now
:)
AJ says (14:12):
You bastard




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