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#2851 ΓΛPTΘΓ

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 19:20

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(08:10 PM) Hobbesy:
Of course
Away from moisture
With the finest Diablo disk in it
(08:10 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
Indeed.
(08:12 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
Many are too rushed to use them, it really a shame as the paper have not matured well and lost the texture it should have.
(08:12 PM) Hobbesy:
I'm sure yours hasn'
t fallen to that fate
(08:13 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
Indeed, it is nicely store away from moisture and sunlight with the most exclusive Windows 7 dics in it.
It will sure mature well.


End quoting... That was really a quoting spree... Hobbesy is off for haircut D:
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#2852 Liten

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Posted 16 October 2009 - 20:38

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Liten: Yes!
Liten: FALCON PUNCH!
Liten sees Chyros fly away
Chyros: WEEEEEeeeee.....
Liten: SPLAT!

Scientists are fairly easy to punch |8
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Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


#2853 TheDR

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Posted 17 October 2009 - 22:40

Me and Chyros talking about the Modern Warfare "conspiracy" |8

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Chyros says (23:25):
blarg, it's a big conspiracy :pnd:
TheDR says (23:25):
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/show...0386&page=2
TheDR says (23:25):
Post 29
TheDR says (23:26):
Its not really a conspiracy 8|
Chyros says (23:26):
it must be >.>
Chyros says (23:26):
a big IW-Valve syndicate set out to destroy us <.<
TheDR says (23:26):
IW have a company page on Steam.
TheDR says (23:27):
Activision blizzard + Valve D:
TheDR says (23:27):
Holy D:
Chyros says (23:28):
WAAAH
Chyros says (23:28):
runs for the hills!
TheDR says (23:28):
Call of Duty: World of Half life D:
Chyros says (23:28):
NOOOOOoooooo......
TheDR says (23:28):
FPS RPG SI-FI PERK ACTION
Chyros says (23:29):
you mean Fallout 4? ;)
TheDR says (23:29):
Whatever it is, it sounds weirdly awesome but expensive.
Chyros says (23:30):
:xD:
Chyros says (23:34):
+£30 for that game ;)
TheDR says (23:35):
At least! But remember, the collectors edition comes with the ability to regrow limbs.
Chyros says (23:36):
... :xD:

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#2854 Liten

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Posted 18 October 2009 - 19:38

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[21:33] Destiny: And yes...
[21:33] Destiny: You are epic Liten.
[21:33] Destiny: That Krukov..
[21:33] Destiny: You are epic.
[21:33] Destiny: I can practically HEAR HIM SAYING IT
[21:33] Liten: xD
[21:33] * Liten laughs silently at his briliant mind

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Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


#2855 Nem

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 02:07

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Nem:
AudioEvent SupplyBarrelBang
Sounds = = SBB1 SBB2 SBB3 SBB4 SBB5 SBB6 SBB7 SBB8 SBB9 SBB10 SBB11 SBB12 SBB13 SSB14
Control = random interrupt
PitchShift = -10 10
VolumeShift = -30 30
Volume = 700
Limit = 10
Priority = high
Type = world shrouded everyone
End


WNxmastrefubu:no that will never work
WNxmastrefubu: u need more ppitch shift
WNxmastrefubu: and lower limit
Nem: Oh right
WNxmastrefubu: mhmm
Nem: I'm so silly
Nem: Thanks, you are a pal.
WNxmastrefubu): any time

Nem (nemisis54):
AudioEvent SupplyBarrelBang
Sounds = = SBB1 SBB2 SBB3 SBB4 SBB5 SBB6 SBB7 SBB8 SBB9 SBB10 SBB11 SBB12 SBB13 SSB14
Control = random interrupt
PitchShift = -9000 9000
VolumeShift = -30 30
Volume = 700
Limit = 1
Priority = high
Type = world shrouded everyone
End


Warning blowing up Core barrels may result in permanent hearing loss.

Edited by Nem, 20 October 2009 - 02:09.


#2856 Brad

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 21:24

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(9:36:44 PM) Tactical_person: I'm a mean guy.
(9:36:55 PM) Lilium: nuh uh
(9:37:05 PM) Tactical_person: Oh
(9:37:09 PM) Tactical_person: So you think I'm nice?
(9:37:18 PM) Lilium: :V
(9:37:23 PM) Tactical_person:
(9:37:24 PM) Lilium: yeah?
(9:37:29 PM) Tactical_person: Wait
(9:37:31 PM) Tactical_person: Wrong link
(9:37:35 PM) Tactical_person: Damnit BoB!
(9:37:41 PM) Tactical_person: http://i404.photobuc...9/J.../Smilies/|8.png
(9:37:50 PM) Lilium: Whot
(9:38:15 PM) Tactical_person: I guess I AM a nice guy
(9:38:18 PM) Tactical_person: This changes everything
(9:38:24 PM) ***Tactical_person puts on cape
(9:38:30 PM) Tactical_person: I am no longer Brad
(9:38:32 PM) Tactical_person: I AM
(9:38:37 PM) Tactical_person: NICE GUY!
(9:38:47 PM) You are now known as Nice
(9:38:50 PM) Nice: Oh
(9:38:57 PM) You are now known as NiceGuy
(9:39:05 PM) ***NiceGuy swishes cape
(9:43:16 PM) Lilium: LOL.
(9:43:16 PM) Lilium: ;x
(9:44:28 PM) Lilium: haha
(9:44:45 PM) Lilium: i don't need a superhero title because i'm a woman.
(9:46:44 PM) NiceGuy: Don't worry! Woman can be supeheros too!
(9:46:56 PM) NiceGuy: NiceGuy is all for equality!
(9:47:05 PM) ***NiceGuy swishes cape
(9:51:49 PM) Lilium: ;x
(9:52:03 PM) Lilium: actually i meant i'm already unique enough without being a superhero
(9:52:04 PM) Lilium: XD
(9:56:07 PM) Lilium: i actually have a cape though
(9:56:08 PM) Lilium: >>
(9:56:08 PM) NiceGuy: Good for you!
(9:56:18 PM) Lilium: D:
(9:56:25 PM) NiceGuy: My services aren't needed for you it seems!
(9:56:33 PM) Lilium: ;x
(9:56:37 PM) NiceGuy: I must help nem though, he seems down!
(9:56:47 PM) NiceGuy: If he comes back, tell him I said hey!
(9:56:54 PM) Lilium: where'd Nem go anyway
(9:56:54 PM) Lilium: :V
(9:57:32 PM) Lilium is now known as Lil|busy
(9:57:37 PM) NiceGuy: I don't know.
(9:58:59 PM) ***NiceGuy swishes cape
(9:59:54 PM) Nem: We left you
(10:00:02 PM) Nem: JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN YOUR LIFE NICE GUY D:
(10:02:27 PM) NiceGuy: But Nem
(10:02:29 PM) NiceGuy: It isn't me
(10:02:32 PM) NiceGuy: I'm too nice!
(10:02:33 PM) NiceGuy: Its you
(10:02:39 PM) NiceGuy: You can't live with yourself
(10:02:48 PM) NiceGuy: You find it harder to find reasons not to cut yoursef
(10:02:52 PM) NiceGuy: Everyday!
(10:02:56 PM) NiceGuy: But no worries
(10:03:03 PM) NiceGuy: NiceGuy can help you
(10:03:13 PM) ***NiceGuy swishes cape
(10:03:47 PM) ***Nem breaks into manic laughter
(10:03:55 PM) Nem: You are a fool.
(10:04:07 PM) Nem is now known as MeanGuy
(10:04:18 PM) MeanGuy: Your world will burn until its surface is but glass, Savage.
(10:06:21 PM) NiceGuy: Oh no!
(10:06:29 PM) NiceGuy: My arch NEMisis!
(10:06:38 PM) NiceGuy: How could I have ever guessed it would be Nem!
(10:07:06 PM) NiceGuy: MeanGuy, you think yourself a supervillain!
(10:07:07 PM) NiceGuy: Haha!
(10:07:13 PM) NiceGuy: You make me laugh
(10:07:26 PM) MeanGuy: Everytime you cheer somebody up, I swoop in and tell them nasty things.
(10:07:29 PM) ***MeanGuy swoops cape
(10:07:40 PM) MeanGuy: YOU HAVE NOT HELPED A SINGLE PERSON
(10:07:53 PM) NiceGuy: Your swoop cannot defeat my swish, you evil man!
(10:07:58 PM) ***NiceGuy swishes cape
(10:08:07 PM) ***MeanGuy swoops cape
(10:08:13 PM) Lil|busy: sorry, had to do something
(10:08:14 PM) Lil|busy is now known as Lil
(10:08:14 PM) ***NiceGuy swishes cape
(10:08:18 PM) Lil: anyway
(10:08:25 PM) NiceGuy: You cannot defeat me, MeanGuy!
(10:08:26 PM) ***MeanGuy Swoops cape
(10:08:36 PM) MeanGuy: Oh we will see, Nice Guy.
(10:08:37 PM) ***NiceGuy swishes cape
(10:08:48 PM) NiceGuy: No we shan't
(10:08:52 PM) ***MeanGuy double swooshes
(10:08:57 PM) NiceGuy: Oh god!
(10:09:01 PM) NiceGuy: The double swoop!
(10:09:20 PM) ***NiceGuy swishes cape THREE times
(10:09:32 PM) Lil: ..
(10:09:35 PM) Lil: :V
(10:12:35 PM) ***MeanGuy constantly swoops and creating a gust of wind
(10:12:57 PM) NiceGuy: Gah.. Wind.... Too...Strong...
(10:13:05 PM) NiceGuy: Could this be the end of Nice Guy?!
(10:13:15 PM) ***NiceGuy opens cape
(10:13:23 PM) ***NiceGuy flies into the sky
(10:13:34 PM) NiceGuy: HAHA! AND WHO SAID CAPES WERE USELESS!
(10:15:28 PM) ***MeanGuy watches as NiceGuy gets sucked into a jet engine
(10:16:27 PM) NiceGuy: Oh no you don't!
(10:16:35 PM) ***NiceGuy takes off cape
(10:16:39 PM) ***NiceGuy gasps
(10:16:43 PM) NiceGuy: I've been..
(10:16:47 PM) NiceGuy: DE-CAPPED!

Edited by Brad, 20 October 2009 - 21:31.

You almost did, didn't you?

#2857 Warbz

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 23:31

Warbzy says:
Guess who's back.

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Unamed Facebook-er (FEMALE): white t shirt social tomorrow :D and i'm finally going to hit the gym :S

Warbzy says:
WAIT, WHAT!?
xD
AJ says:
BAD WARBZY
Warbzy says:
lol
Is she actually talking about what I think she's talking about?
AJ says:
LOL
BAD WARBZ
Warbzy says:
Is that all you're going to say? ¬_¬
AJ says:
I know what you're thinking but she is my friend dammit child!
Warbzy says:
pffft, like you aint gonna be there
btw quoting that
AJ says:
I won't be there
Warbzy says:
But I shall protect the innocent
No names.
AJ says:
she ain't innocent

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#2858 Libains

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 23:48

View PostW!, on 21 Oct 2009, 0:31, said:

Warbzy says:
Guess who's back.

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Unamed Facebook-er (FEMALE): white t shirt social tomorrow :D and i'm finally going to hit the gym :S

Warbzy says:
WAIT, WHAT!?
xD
AJ says:
BAD WARBZY
Warbzy says:
lol
Is she actually talking about what I think she's talking about?
AJ says:
LOL
BAD WARBZ
Warbzy says:
Is that all you're going to say? ¬_¬
AJ says:
I know what you're thinking but she is my friend dammit child!
Warbzy says:
pffft, like you aint gonna be there
btw quoting that
AJ says:
I won't be there
Warbzy says:
But I shall protect the innocent
No names.
AJ says:
she ain't innocent


Warbz is stalking my female friends....
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#2859 Hobbesy

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 00:08

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(7:05:10 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: You're the one who enjoys gay bars.
(7:05:26 PM) AJ: lesbianism is a thing of beauty my friend :D
(7:05:41 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: Mhm.
(7:06:57 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: You already know no one believes you when you say you like going to gay bars for the lesbians. 8|
(7:07:34 PM) AJ: No, i like going there for the overprotective straight women I go with |8
(7:07:44 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: Oh, so you're into domination then?
(7:07:56 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: That's sick AJ.
(7:08:02 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: Do you wear a lot of leather too?
(7:08:17 PM) AJ: Only when I'm forced into it : sly:
(7:08:28 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: Oh, quoted.
(7:08:35 PM) AJ: haha


#2860 deltaepsilon

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 07:58

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Andrew says (6:42 PM):
i suppose its not the religion that's extreme, its the certain followers that take it too far
Morality would frown upon, decency look down upon, the scapegoat fate's made of me says (6:48 PM): --> me
yeah
Morality would frown upon, decency look down upon, the scapegoat fate's made of me says (6:48 PM):
but the religion usually takes the rap
Andrew says (6:50 PM):
thats mainly why muslims are copping so much abuse from the general population
Andrew says (6:50 PM):
whenever someone spots one they automatically go terrorist!
Morality would frown upon, decency look down upon, the scapegoat fate's made of me says (6:50 PM):
coz people are stupid
Morality would frown upon, decency look down upon, the scapegoat fate's made of me says (6:50 PM):
too many bogans
Andrew says (6:50 PM):
agreed
Andrew says (6:50 PM):
ppl with low iq's shouldnt be able to breed

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#2861 CodeCat

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 18:24

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[20:21] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): Got a cold?
[20:21] Chyros: yeah, terribly \xD
[20:21] Chyros: I'm dripping :D
[20:21] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): Hmm nice
[20:21] Chyros: yeah D;
[20:21] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): *stuffs a baseball into it*
[20:21] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): Boink
[20:21] Chyros: D:
[20:22] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): Just call it an initiation ritual

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[20:27] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): [20:22] <AJ> I can't describe the annoyance that msn is causing me... I want to speak to chyros :D
[20:22] <Bob> PM him to get his arse on IRC? |8
[20:27] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): (hint hint)
[20:28] Chyros: am pretty busy now :)
[20:29] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): Let me guess, your room is full of laboratory rubbish and you're mixing all kinds of stuffs so that when people aren't watching you can secretly blow up some FS members
[20:30] Chyros: ...:)
[20:31] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): That, or in the meantime you realised that it's too much hassle, and are chasing Dauth with an oversized hammer
[20:32] Chyros: no, more like I'm doing a hundred different things
[20:32] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): Wow, a hundred hammers
[20:32] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): That's gotta hurt
[20:33] Chyros: just hung up, but was in a live chat, was reading articles, checking Wikipedia and writing a report - at the same time
[20:33] Chyros: but of course I'm going to blow you up when I'm finished with all of that, I'd say that's clear |8
[20:34] Ciarán Good (CodeCat): Haha
[20:34] Chyros: and hammering Dauth will also happen once I get into that FTP-scheisse 8|

Edited by CodeCat, 21 October 2009 - 18:39.

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#2862 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 19:08

Oh my gawd we have both a Physicist and a Chemist running the forum? D:
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#2863 ΓΛPTΘΓ

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 16:57

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(05:50 PM) KamuiK: "Bishamonten be praised for this victory.":
good evening
(05:50 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
:3
(05:50 PM) KamuiK: "Bishamonten be praised for this victory.":
how you doing?
(05:50 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
Okish.
(05:51 PM) KamuiK: "Bishamonten be praised for this victory.":
?
lol?
(05:51 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
Orkish?
(05:51 PM) KamuiK: "Bishamonten be praised for this victory.":
XD
(05:51 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
D;
(05:51 PM) KamuiK: "Bishamonten be praised for this victory.":
btw
who's that hottie on your ava?
(05:51 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
I am just insanely in love with my headhpones and my music atm.
(05:52 PM) KamuiK: "Bishamonten be praised for this victory.":
^^
(05:52 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
Also my sound card too.
D;
(05:52 PM) KamuiK: "Bishamonten be praised for this victory.":
is it windows 7-tan?
(05:52 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
Indeed.
(05:52 PM) KamuiK: "Bishamonten be praised for this victory.":
nice
(05:52 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
:3
I am 'using' her right now.
D:
(05:53 PM) KamuiK: "Bishamonten be praised for this victory.":
XD
poor 7 ^^
(05:53 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
D:
What are you even thinking.!
D:
(05:53 PM) KamuiK: "Bishamonten be praised for this victory.":
what?
YOU only 'use' her but you dont love her

(05:53 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
!
(05:53 PM) KamuiK: "Bishamonten be praised for this victory.":
wrong smily
(05:53 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
D:
(05:54 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
TBH is not me who loves her, its my computer.
D:
(05:54 PM) KamuiK: "Bishamonten be praised for this victory.":
XD
arent you a computer yourself?
(05:54 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
Indeed.
(05:55 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
But I don't think I will 'install' 7-tan on me...
It will remove my main function, and I will just stay on the ground all the time.
(05:55 PM) KamuiK: "Bishamonten be praised for this victory.":
hm
wonder what will happen if you 'mount' her
(05:56 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
...
(05:56 PM) KamuiK: "Bishamonten be praised for this victory.":

(05:56 PM) ΓΛPΤΘΓ:
xD
Quoted.
D;

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#2864 Dauth

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Posted 23 October 2009 - 08:38

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(09:37:33) Wizard: subtlety is not your strong point
(09:37:37) Wizard: spelling isn't mine
(09:37:51) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes


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<+Lil|busy> .. i'm confused
<+Lil|busy> my mom gave me a thing and told me to dust my room but there's nothing that collects dust
<+Tactical_person> I wish I had a thing
<+Tactical_person> That I could dust wuth
<+Tactical_person> with*
<&Bob> TP doesn't have a thing
<+Lil|busy> LOL
<+Lil|busy> my room is nice
<+Lil|busy> because it like
<+Lil|busy> doesn't get dusty
<+Tactical_person> I knew somone was going to say that Bob |:
<&Bob> |8?
<+Lil|busy> you can borrow my thing, TP
<+Lil|busy> xddd
<+Tactical_person> Sick.
<&Bob> You don't want to touch lil's thing?
<+Tactical_person> She said she hasn't been using it.
<+Lil|busy> omfg.
<+Lil|busy> xd
<+Lil|busy> yeah, i don't need it, so :V
<+Lil|busy> i think my mom probably wants it back once i'm done though
<+Tactical_person> SICK.
<&Bob> So you can touch lil's thing, but just make sure you give it to her mum afterwards
<&Bob> |:
<&Bob> ..
<&Bob> ;)



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#2866 Pav:3d

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Posted 24 October 2009 - 00:13

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#2867 Dauth

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Posted 24 October 2009 - 22:51

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(23:48:14) Ben: Dauth:: Got dinner with dancers so need to look human
(23:49:17) Brad: Human? You?
(23:49:22) Brad: Now Dauth, lets not be sily.
(23:49:23) Ben: Dauth:: look not be
(23:49:24) Brad: silly*
(23:49:35) Brad: Hmm, you barley qualify..
(23:49:36) Brad: Sleep well
(23:49:39) Brad: You'll need it
(23:49:51) Ben: Dauth:: OI
(23:49:56) Ben: Dauth:: Don't make me turn you into another AJ
(23:50:25) Brad: I'll be good.
(23:50:27) Brad: D:
(23:51:00) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes


#2868 Libains

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 01:55

View PostDauth, on 24 Oct 2009, 22:51, said:

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(23:48:14) Ben: Dauth:: Got dinner with dancers so need to look human
(23:49:17) Brad: Human? You?
(23:49:22) Brad: Now Dauth, lets not be sily.
(23:49:23) Ben: Dauth:: look not be
(23:49:24) Brad: silly*
(23:49:35) Brad: Hmm, you barley qualify..
(23:49:36) Brad: Sleep well
(23:49:39) Brad: You'll need it
(23:49:51) Ben: Dauth:: OI
(23:49:56) Ben: Dauth:: Don't make me turn you into another AJ
(23:50:25) Brad: I'll be good.
(23:50:27) Brad: D:
(23:51:00) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes



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#2869 Libains

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 23:30

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(23:19:44) AJ: *Watches FS'ers get caught off guard by girl that actually knows technology on my FB*
(23:20:37) Wizard: vat?
(23:21:36) AJ: Decided to have a Mac/PC quibble on my FB, only to be blindsided (me included) by a mate of mine on law (cute friend too) blasting the lot of us and proclaiming linux best :)
(23:21:55) Wizard: he/she?
(23:22:06) AJ: She dammit :P
(23:22:14) Wizard: no that was a question dumbass
(23:22:21) Wizard: as in is it...
(23:22:56) AJ: .... the friend is a female friend....
(23:23:00) AJ: Is that what you were asking? :P
(23:23:15) Wizard: I am asking if this friend of yours, is in fact, a ladyboy
(23:23:22) AJ: No :P
(23:23:25) Wizard: finally
(23:23:28) AJ: Very much all gal :P
(23:23:38) Wizard: from what you've discovered?
(23:23:40) AJ: One of the best asses in the business too :P
(23:23:58) AJ: Her assets weren't put in place by anyone else other than Gawd :P
(23:24:46) Wizard: A girl that knows anything about Linux, that hasn't been in one of the sexy advertisements, is to be suspicious of
(23:25:30) AJ: ...
(23:25:56) AJ: Well I can't prove it, but I'd be phenomenally surprised if she wasn't all gal :P
(23:26:39) Wizard: AJ, I am almost 100% that any man who has found out his fuck buddy for the night is actually a man would most certainly be, at the very fucking least, phenomenally surprised
(23:27:11) Wizard: if not, he was either too drunk to noticed, or just too damn weird to care
(23:27:20) Wizard: hence why i say almost 100% :P
(23:27:30) AJ: LOL
(23:27:45) Wizard: that has to be worth a quote?
(23:27:52) AJ: Already being quoted :P


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(23:32:12) AJ: Tell you what, she may be a vampiric blood sucking gal though....
(23:32:46) Wizard: I am focussing on the 3rd & 4th words there
(23:33:26) AJ: *bursts out laughing and quotes*
(23:33:36) Wizard: two in a row
(23:33:38) Wizard: on a roll


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(23:34:01) AJ: I did have a friend who asked me whether she had a sex-wing in her bedroom oddly :S
(23:34:06) AJ: *sex-swing
(23:35:01) Wizard: fuck the swing I wanna meet the girl with a whole fucking wing of her house for it fuck!:

Edited by AJ, 25 October 2009 - 23:35.
Wiz is most certainly on a roll, objectifying my friends...

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#2870 Dauth

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 23:42

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(23:32:33) Ben: Dauth:: good quote man
(23:32:41) Wizard: ty
(23:32:47) Wizard: I thought it was quite good to
(23:33:38) Wizard: another coming up to
(23:33:44) Ben: Dauth:: nice
(23:33:58) Wizard: he just sets em up to the wrong pervert
(23:34:22) Ben: Dauth:: who is the right pervert?
(23:34:30) Wizard: well, me as well I guess
(23:34:35) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes


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(23:39:40) AJ (minion): Ah well, if ever I end up going out with this gal, I'm going to have to clear every instance of FS from my pc :)
(23:40:05) Ben: Dauth:: So she doesn't join? Or so she never finds out about me?
(23:40:49) AJ (minion): So she doesn't join, and she never finds out about you or Wiz...
(23:41:12) AJ (minion): Now I just need a good explanation why two men several years my senior are visiting me after the new year :P
(23:41:21) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(23:41:28) AJ (minion): you're with the IRS... :P
(23:41:37) AJ (minion): and LOL not surprised
(23:41:47) Ben: Dauth:: you mean HMR&C?


#2871 Wizard

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 23:47

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AJ says (11:36 PM):
Spoiler

sometimes I wonder if you ever stop
Wiz: says (11:37 PM):
not even if hit by a train
AJ says (11:37 PM):
Honestly, I pity the damn train
Wiz: says (11:37 PM):
me to
Wiz: says (11:38 PM):
brb
Wiz: says (11:44 PM):
hops back on the quote train
AJ says (11:44 PM):
I'd hold on, this train is pounding along
Wiz: says (11:45 PM):
that sounds sooooooooooooooooooooooooo uber ghey
*quotes
AJ says (11:45 PM):
*Records sound of facedesk*


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Ben: Dauth: says (11:48 PM):
I'm off to bed before you break my minion too much

Edited by Wizard, 25 October 2009 - 23:48.


#2872 Hobbesy

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Posted 26 October 2009 - 00:41

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(7:31:03 PM) AJ: Tbqh, Uni has brought me out of my shell. And I am apparently quite the person to be talking to women.... which again is odd as I am a shy bastard beneath it all :)
(7:31:33 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: Mhm, mhm.
(7:31:38 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: Tell me about your childhood.
(7:32:09 PM) AJ: wut?
(7:32:22 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: *Scribbles on a notepad*
(7:32:29 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: *Holds up an ink blot*
(7:32:34 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: What does this look like?
(7:32:52 PM) AJ: Rorsach
(7:32:53 PM) AJ: next
(7:33:10 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: Why does he remind you of this "Rorsach"?
(7:33:15 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: Is he your imaginary friend?
(7:33:44 PM) AJ: This Rorsach has a big ink blot on his face and is a vigilante until he gets blown apart by a superhero with telepathic abilities
(7:34:01 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: Does he help you cope with life's daily challenges?
(7:34:07 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: Is he your best friend?
(7:34:39 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: It's okay to talk to me AJ, Dr. Hobbesy just wants to be your friend.
(7:35:00 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: Don't be naughty again, I'll have to send you back to your cell.
(7:35:34 PM) AJ: He's did help me to cope but he was blown apart by the big blue naked man
(7:35:47 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: What makes him blue?
(7:35:56 PM) AJ: My eyes
(7:36:11 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: Does he look like someone you know?
(7:36:30 PM) AJ: He looks like a spaceman! :@
(7:36:41 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: Do you know a spaceman?
(7:37:40 PM) AJ: Yes, he told me not to tell anyone. David knows him too
(7:37:50 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: Who's David?
(7:38:27 PM) AJ: David Bowie
(7:38:29 PM) AJ: He sings
(7:38:34 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: Ah, okay.
(7:38:40 PM) AJ: I listen to him while I sleep
(7:38:55 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: Okay, it's time to go back to your nice padded cell with Brad.
(7:39:00 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: You two can have fun again!
(7:39:08 PM) AJ: WAIT
(7:39:12 PM) AJ: WHAT?
(7:39:17 PM) AJ: DON'T SEND ME BACK TO HIM!
(7:39:17 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: AJ, please
(7:39:23 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: Get in your straight jacket.
(7:39:27 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: Brad has one just like it.
(7:39:34 PM) AJ: NOOOOO
(7:39:39 PM) AJ: I CAN'T BE WITH HIM
(7:39:46 PM) AJ: HE EATS MY DREAMS
(7:39:57 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: Do I have to quote this?
(7:40:12 PM) AJ: ELSE THE RAINBOWS WILL MAKE HIM CRY!


#2873 Liten

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Posted 26 October 2009 - 16:55

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Liten: Install Get!
Brad: When I find it, later in the week probably
Liten:

View PostBrad, on 26 Oct 2009, 17:48, said:

View PostViseur, on 26 Oct 2009, 14:30, said:

View PostDutchygamer, on 26 Oct 2009, 16:12, said:

Who says Liten is my friend :P

Liten does :P

Liten's word is law.
Liten: I SAY FIND AND INSTALL!
Brad: Oh god.
Liten: OBEY ME!
Liten slaps Brad
Brad: This is one of the few times I've regretted somthing I've posted
Liten: Hehehehehe!
Liten: This requires Quotes :)
Brad: No it dosn't
Brad: No-one must know
Brad: NO-ONE
Liten: Yes they must :P
Brad: NO!
Liten: YES!
Brad: NO.
Liten: Too late
Brad: Bastard.
Liten: :P

I AM ALMIGHTY! :P
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#2874 CodeCat

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 15:05

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[16:02] <Lilly> My kid brother's car is in the shop, so he needed a ride into class today
[16:02] <Lilly> and not only does his class start when I usually wake up,
[16:02] <Lilly> but he insisted on getting there 20min early
[16:02] <Lilly> Guess his reason
[16:03] <Rua_Whitepaw> End of the world?
[16:04] <Lilly> He wanted to get here before the zombies showed up.
[16:04] <Rua_Whitepaw> Wow, I was actually close

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#2875 Wizard

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 23:46

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Ben: Dauth: says (11:37 PM):
I need to learn counting into ballroom a lot more
cannot hear the beats well
Wiz: says (11:37 PM):
why
Ben: Dauth: says (11:37 PM):
going to the comp
need to be able to lead
Wiz: says (11:44 PM):
not entirely sure what to say to that
Ben: Dauth: says (11:44 PM):
you don't have to say anything
change subject if you wish
Wiz: says (11:44 PM):
never been a keen fan of dancing, unless there is a pole and nekid lady involved
Ben: Dauth: says (11:45 PM):
you should see what we do in the latin dances
Wiz: says (11:45 PM):
IT BURNS
Ben: Dauth: says (11:45 PM):
hehe
Wiz: says (11:46 PM):
*quotes




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