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(17:21:26) Ben: Dauth:: you like watching Italian men strip?
(17:21:47) AJ (minion): Can't get enough
(17:21:51) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(17:21:47) AJ (minion): Can't get enough
(17:21:51) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
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#2877
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Posted 31 October 2009 - 01:04
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[FS] TheDR: What?
[FS] TheDR: Im not a spy
Liten: Blehj
Liten: I know what you are Doc
Liten: Games over
Liten holds gun at Doc
[FS] TheDR: D:!
Liten: Now, tell me where I can find your plans
[FS] TheDR: Never!
[FS] TheDR Disapears
Liten: Dammnit!
Liten: Where did he go?
Liten: All units, secure all exits
Liten: The Red spy is lose
Liten: Repeat!
Liten: The Red Spy i YARGH!
Liten: *Transmission lost*
[FS] TheDR: Muahhahahaha
[FS] TheDR: Im not a spy
Liten: Blehj
Liten: I know what you are Doc
Liten: Games over
Liten holds gun at Doc
[FS] TheDR: D:!
Liten: Now, tell me where I can find your plans
[FS] TheDR: Never!
[FS] TheDR Disapears
Liten: Dammnit!
Liten: Where did he go?
Liten: All units, secure all exits
Liten: The Red spy is lose
Liten: Repeat!
Liten: The Red Spy i YARGH!
Liten: *Transmission lost*
[FS] TheDR: Muahhahahaha
I must be more careful D;
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Posted 31 October 2009 - 07:02
Dauth, on 30 Oct 2009, 17:22, said:
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(17:21:26) Ben: Dauth:: you like watching Italian men strip?
(17:21:47) AJ (minion): Can't get enough
(17:21:51) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(17:21:47) AJ (minion): Can't get enough
(17:21:51) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
Now we know the truth.
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The name's Bond.
Covalent Bond.
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The name's Bond.
Covalent Bond.
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Posted 01 November 2009 - 06:01
This is more like "Lil versus egotistical dumbass writer" and amusing in the sense of his idiocy.
I'm not posting the whole conversation, but the guy I was talking to asked me for his opinion on a piece of writing I thought was quite mediocre. I attempted to correct him, and he responded by being rude:
I honestly can't stop laughing.
I'm not posting the whole conversation, but the guy I was talking to asked me for his opinion on a piece of writing I thought was quite mediocre. I attempted to correct him, and he responded by being rude:
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<Artemis_Fowl> I asked for your opinion, not for your help improving my writing.
<Lil> okay
<Lil> here is my opinion
<Lil> It needs improvement
<Lil> if you don't WANT to improve then you shouldn't come over here and ask for my opinion
<Lil> or are you just trying to leech praise from strangers on your mediocre work?
<Lil> there's nothing wrong with pride
<Lil> but if all you wanted was a compliment then you should've gone to someone who isn't a literature geek
<Artemis_Fowl> I see you're the type who thinks your individual style of writing is the best hmm?
<Lil> No.
<Lil> what I'm trying to say is that what you wrote was chock full of cliches.
<Artemis_Fowl> So you weren't about to advise me to do somehting you would have done?
<Lil> I wouldn't be writing prose in the first place.
<Artemis_Fowl> Advise me to writ ein aw ay that you would like an dpraise?
<Lil> you came to me for compliments and now you're attacking me because I dislike your work.
<Lil> I often critique poetry for other people, regardless of the style.
<Artemis_Fowl> I'm not attacking, I'm scolding you because you are doing more than I asked.
<Lil> I was trying to help.
<Lil> Like I said, if you don't want anything from me then you shouldn't come to me with writing.
<Artemis_Fowl> I asked for an opinion, 'good', 'bad', etc. Not for you to insult my writing and rant about shit I didn't mention in the first place.
[this part cut due to tl;dr ness]
<Artemis_Fowl> You must have horrible taste in art. Being the first to say my work is bad. Anyway...See ya.
<Lil> okay
<Lil> here is my opinion
<Lil> It needs improvement
<Lil> if you don't WANT to improve then you shouldn't come over here and ask for my opinion
<Lil> or are you just trying to leech praise from strangers on your mediocre work?
<Lil> there's nothing wrong with pride
<Lil> but if all you wanted was a compliment then you should've gone to someone who isn't a literature geek
<Artemis_Fowl> I see you're the type who thinks your individual style of writing is the best hmm?
<Lil> No.
<Lil> what I'm trying to say is that what you wrote was chock full of cliches.
<Artemis_Fowl> So you weren't about to advise me to do somehting you would have done?
<Lil> I wouldn't be writing prose in the first place.
<Artemis_Fowl> Advise me to writ ein aw ay that you would like an dpraise?
<Lil> you came to me for compliments and now you're attacking me because I dislike your work.
<Lil> I often critique poetry for other people, regardless of the style.
<Artemis_Fowl> I'm not attacking, I'm scolding you because you are doing more than I asked.
<Lil> I was trying to help.
<Lil> Like I said, if you don't want anything from me then you shouldn't come to me with writing.
<Artemis_Fowl> I asked for an opinion, 'good', 'bad', etc. Not for you to insult my writing and rant about shit I didn't mention in the first place.
[this part cut due to tl;dr ness]
<Artemis_Fowl> You must have horrible taste in art. Being the first to say my work is bad. Anyway...See ya.
I honestly can't stop laughing.
Edited by Headcrab, 01 November 2009 - 06:03.
this sig is a lie
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Posted 01 November 2009 - 06:11
Headcrab, on 1 Nov 2009, 6:01, said:
This is more like "Lil versus egotistical dumbass writer" and amusing in the sense of his idiocy.
I'm not posting the whole conversation, but the guy I was talking to asked me for his opinion on a piece of writing I thought was quite mediocre. I attempted to correct him, and he responded by being rude:
I honestly can't stop laughing.
I'm not posting the whole conversation, but the guy I was talking to asked me for his opinion on a piece of writing I thought was quite mediocre. I attempted to correct him, and he responded by being rude:
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<Artemis_Fowl> I asked for your opinion, not for your help improving my writing.
<Lil> okay
<Lil> here is my opinion
<Lil> It needs improvement
<Lil> if you don't WANT to improve then you shouldn't come over here and ask for my opinion
<Lil> or are you just trying to leech praise from strangers on your mediocre work?
<Lil> there's nothing wrong with pride
<Lil> but if all you wanted was a compliment then you should've gone to someone who isn't a literature geek
<Artemis_Fowl> I see you're the type who thinks your individual style of writing is the best hmm?
<Lil> No.
<Lil> what I'm trying to say is that what you wrote was chock full of cliches.
<Artemis_Fowl> So you weren't about to advise me to do somehting you would have done?
<Lil> I wouldn't be writing prose in the first place.
<Artemis_Fowl> Advise me to writ ein aw ay that you would like an dpraise?
<Lil> you came to me for compliments and now you're attacking me because I dislike your work.
<Lil> I often critique poetry for other people, regardless of the style.
<Artemis_Fowl> I'm not attacking, I'm scolding you because you are doing more than I asked.
<Lil> I was trying to help.
<Lil> Like I said, if you don't want anything from me then you shouldn't come to me with writing.
<Artemis_Fowl> I asked for an opinion, 'good', 'bad', etc. Not for you to insult my writing and rant about shit I didn't mention in the first place.
[this part cut due to tl;dr ness]
<Artemis_Fowl> You must have horrible taste in art. Being the first to say my work is bad. Anyway...See ya.
<Lil> okay
<Lil> here is my opinion
<Lil> It needs improvement
<Lil> if you don't WANT to improve then you shouldn't come over here and ask for my opinion
<Lil> or are you just trying to leech praise from strangers on your mediocre work?
<Lil> there's nothing wrong with pride
<Lil> but if all you wanted was a compliment then you should've gone to someone who isn't a literature geek
<Artemis_Fowl> I see you're the type who thinks your individual style of writing is the best hmm?
<Lil> No.
<Lil> what I'm trying to say is that what you wrote was chock full of cliches.
<Artemis_Fowl> So you weren't about to advise me to do somehting you would have done?
<Lil> I wouldn't be writing prose in the first place.
<Artemis_Fowl> Advise me to writ ein aw ay that you would like an dpraise?
<Lil> you came to me for compliments and now you're attacking me because I dislike your work.
<Lil> I often critique poetry for other people, regardless of the style.
<Artemis_Fowl> I'm not attacking, I'm scolding you because you are doing more than I asked.
<Lil> I was trying to help.
<Lil> Like I said, if you don't want anything from me then you shouldn't come to me with writing.
<Artemis_Fowl> I asked for an opinion, 'good', 'bad', etc. Not for you to insult my writing and rant about shit I didn't mention in the first place.
[this part cut due to tl;dr ness]
<Artemis_Fowl> You must have horrible taste in art. Being the first to say my work is bad. Anyway...See ya.
I honestly can't stop laughing.
Arrogance is not often funny, but that was. What amuses me more, however, is that what with Artemis Fowl being one of the smartest blokes on the planet (in the fiction), he'd absolutely despise this bloke, his namesake.
For there can be no death without life.
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Posted 01 November 2009 - 20:44
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(20:35:36) JRK: i updated my brother's ipod touch without *BLEEP*
(20:36:26) JRK: LOL
(20:36:37) Red Sniper: How did you do that?
(20:36:47) Red Sniper: And again, HOW HAVE I NOT GOT A FUNNIEST MEMBER NOMINATION!?
(20:36:54) JRK: torrents and shidt + restore
(20:36:57) JRK: *shift
(20:37:00) Red Sniper: Clever
(20:37:48) JRK: we both have squeezed apple's pockets for free stuff though you're making a considerably larger dent
(20:37:59) Red Sniper: Lol
(20:38:22) Red Sniper: If there's nothing by the end of this week, they're going to be forced into giving me a new one
(20:38:42) JRK: and abt the nomination, we can always arrange someone
(20:38:54) Red Sniper: Lawl
(20:39:05) Red Sniper: seriously, I own the funny quotes most of the time :(
(20:39:13) JRK: true
(20:39:27) Red Sniper: ah well
(20:39:33) Red Sniper: I should get a fajl award
(20:39:52) JRK: that wouldn't matter as you'd be the only candidate
(20:40:02) JRK: the rest of us fajl by association
(20:40:14) Red Sniper: haha!
(20:40:39) JRK: i sense a quote
(20:40:59) Red Sniper: I sense sex
(20:41:14) JRK: !
(20:41:15) Red Sniper: Find me an Italian man!
(20:41:30) JRK: OH MY ITS TRUE!
(20:36:26) JRK: LOL
(20:36:37) Red Sniper: How did you do that?
(20:36:47) Red Sniper: And again, HOW HAVE I NOT GOT A FUNNIEST MEMBER NOMINATION!?
(20:36:54) JRK: torrents and shidt + restore
(20:36:57) JRK: *shift
(20:37:00) Red Sniper: Clever
(20:37:48) JRK: we both have squeezed apple's pockets for free stuff though you're making a considerably larger dent
(20:37:59) Red Sniper: Lol
(20:38:22) Red Sniper: If there's nothing by the end of this week, they're going to be forced into giving me a new one
(20:38:42) JRK: and abt the nomination, we can always arrange someone
(20:38:54) Red Sniper: Lawl
(20:39:05) Red Sniper: seriously, I own the funny quotes most of the time :(
(20:39:13) JRK: true
(20:39:27) Red Sniper: ah well
(20:39:33) Red Sniper: I should get a fajl award
(20:39:52) JRK: that wouldn't matter as you'd be the only candidate
(20:40:02) JRK: the rest of us fajl by association
(20:40:14) Red Sniper: haha!
(20:40:39) JRK: i sense a quote
(20:40:59) Red Sniper: I sense sex
(20:41:14) JRK: !
(20:41:15) Red Sniper: Find me an Italian man!
(20:41:30) JRK: OH MY ITS TRUE!
In case you don't get it:
http://forum.falloutstudios.net/index.php?...st&p=710670
Edited by AJ, 01 November 2009 - 20:46.
For there can be no death without life.
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Posted 01 November 2009 - 21:00
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(20:59:14) AJ (minion): Didn't realise that as well as being a minion I am expected to be a circus clown
(20:59:25) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(20:59:25) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
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Posted 02 November 2009 - 23:13
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Sgt. Rho says:
I plan to work at reakktor media, once I finished school
btw, more awesomeness: http://img687.images...97/65351835.jpg
whoops
http://www.blackprophecy.com/fileadmin/dev...ary_Art_019.jpg
now
http://www.blackprophecy.com/fileadmin/dev...ary_Art_020.jpg
http://www.blackprophecy.com/fileadmin/dev...ary_Art_014.jpg
http://www.blackprophecy.com/fileadmin/dev...ary_Art_013.jpg
Strategia in Ultima - Pax a melchior sagittae ignis says:
.....are you a religious person?
Sgt. Rho says:
no, why?
Strategia in Ultima - Pax a melchior sagittae ignis says:
because I can't find any way to express my feelings on these pics without massive blasphemy
Sgt. Rho says:
LOL
Strategia in Ultima - Pax a melchior sagittae ignis says:
jesus h. virgin-motherfucking christ, those are AWESOME
Sgt. Rho says:
haha
I gotta quote that
I plan to work at reakktor media, once I finished school
btw, more awesomeness: http://img687.images...97/65351835.jpg
whoops
http://www.blackprophecy.com/fileadmin/dev...ary_Art_019.jpg
now
http://www.blackprophecy.com/fileadmin/dev...ary_Art_020.jpg
http://www.blackprophecy.com/fileadmin/dev...ary_Art_014.jpg
http://www.blackprophecy.com/fileadmin/dev...ary_Art_013.jpg
Strategia in Ultima - Pax a melchior sagittae ignis says:
.....are you a religious person?
Sgt. Rho says:
no, why?
Strategia in Ultima - Pax a melchior sagittae ignis says:
because I can't find any way to express my feelings on these pics without massive blasphemy
Sgt. Rho says:
LOL
Strategia in Ultima - Pax a melchior sagittae ignis says:
jesus h. virgin-motherfucking christ, those are AWESOME
Sgt. Rho says:
haha
I gotta quote that
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 23:37
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(23:36:25) Ben: Dauth:: Still not resting then you wicked old man?
(23:36:43) Wizard: nah
(23:36:51) Wizard: and less of the old
(23:37:04) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(23:36:43) Wizard: nah
(23:36:51) Wizard: and less of the old
(23:37:04) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
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Posted 08 November 2009 - 18:25
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JRK says (18:18):
*why is it so scary that you agree with me?
*
Brad says (18:18):
*Because I seem to be doing a lot of it latley
JRK says (18:18):
*sorta makes me the voice of reason eh
Brad says (18:18):
*It scares me that you think akin to me D:
JRK says (18:18):
*or MAYBE
Brad says (18:18):
*Voice of reason?
JRK says (18:18):
*i'm planting suggestions in your mind through my posts
Brad says (18:19):
*Suuure.
JRK says (18:19):
*
Brad says (18:19):
*Oh God.
*I see it all now
*You are the master of the mind!
JRK says (18:19):
**places more propaganda on Brad's FB*
Brad says (18:19):
*I can't believe you've managed to get away with this for so long!
*I've got to spread the news!
JRK says (18:19):
*soon you WILL bend to my will
*YOU SHALL NOT
Brad says (18:20):
*Yes I sh-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOSCOPE
JRK says (18:20):
*quote time?
Brad says (18:20):
*ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOSCOPE
*why is it so scary that you agree with me?
*
Brad says (18:18):
*Because I seem to be doing a lot of it latley
JRK says (18:18):
*sorta makes me the voice of reason eh
Brad says (18:18):
*It scares me that you think akin to me D:
JRK says (18:18):
*or MAYBE
Brad says (18:18):
*Voice of reason?
JRK says (18:18):
*i'm planting suggestions in your mind through my posts
Brad says (18:19):
*Suuure.
JRK says (18:19):
*
Brad says (18:19):
*Oh God.
*I see it all now
*You are the master of the mind!
JRK says (18:19):
**places more propaganda on Brad's FB*
Brad says (18:19):
*I can't believe you've managed to get away with this for so long!
*I've got to spread the news!
JRK says (18:19):
*soon you WILL bend to my will
*YOU SHALL NOT
Brad says (18:20):
*Yes I sh-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOSCOPE
JRK says (18:20):
*quote time?
Brad says (18:20):
*ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOSCOPE
You almost did, didn't you?
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Posted 09 November 2009 - 00:08
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(12:05:32 AM) Hobbesy: http://img694.images...059/slugger.gif
(12:05:36 AM) Hobbesy: Dermod.rte - Now with added Slugger
(12:06:24 AM) AJ: nice
(12:06:33 AM) Hobbesy: It sucks to get hit by that slug
(12:06:38 AM) Hobbesy: You usually lose an arm
(12:06:39 AM) Hobbesy: Or a leg
(12:06:42 AM) Hobbesy: Or a face
(12:06:50 AM) AJ: What about your virginity?
(12:06:59 AM) Hobbesy: Depends
(12:07:03 AM) Hobbesy: Are you a woman?
(12:07:17 AM) AJ: Nope
(12:07:28 AM) Hobbesy: Then you'll just lose your family jewels.
(12:07:43 AM) AJ: haha
(12:05:36 AM) Hobbesy: Dermod.rte - Now with added Slugger
(12:06:24 AM) AJ: nice
(12:06:33 AM) Hobbesy: It sucks to get hit by that slug
(12:06:38 AM) Hobbesy: You usually lose an arm
(12:06:39 AM) Hobbesy: Or a leg
(12:06:42 AM) Hobbesy: Or a face
(12:06:50 AM) AJ: What about your virginity?
(12:06:59 AM) Hobbesy: Depends
(12:07:03 AM) Hobbesy: Are you a woman?
(12:07:17 AM) AJ: Nope
(12:07:28 AM) Hobbesy: Then you'll just lose your family jewels.
(12:07:43 AM) AJ: haha
For there can be no death without life.
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Posted 09 November 2009 - 00:10
Slugger Multi-purpose Grenade Launchers - Coming to a battlefield near you!
Edited by Hobbesy, 09 November 2009 - 01:30.
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Posted 09 November 2009 - 00:24
Can't you make em gonad launchers instead?
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Posted 09 November 2009 - 19:12
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Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
NEWS TEAM UNITE
FORM OF
TELEPORTER
sean-godfrey@hotmail.com says:
SHAPE OF
ENGINEER
Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
YEAH
HIT ME BABY
ONE MORE TIME
sean-godfrey@hotmail.com says:
MM YEAH
Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
UPGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE ME
sean-godfrey@hotmail.com says:
TAKE THAT METAL
UGH
Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
YEAH
sean-godfrey@hotmail.com says:
UGH
SO SWEATY
CALL A DOCTOR
Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
HOLD ON A SEC
THERES A MEDIC ON THE OTHER LINE
CHARGING 57%
CHARGING 72%
CHARGING 94%
MEDIC
DING DING DING DING.
sean-godfrey@hotmail.com says:
CHARGE ME DOC
Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
this conversation would work if we had a third for the medic.
sean-godfrey@hotmail.com says:
Yeah
NEWS TEAM UNITE
FORM OF
TELEPORTER
sean-godfrey@hotmail.com says:
SHAPE OF
ENGINEER
Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
YEAH
HIT ME BABY
ONE MORE TIME
sean-godfrey@hotmail.com says:
MM YEAH
Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
UPGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE ME
sean-godfrey@hotmail.com says:
TAKE THAT METAL
UGH
Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
YEAH
sean-godfrey@hotmail.com says:
UGH
SO SWEATY
CALL A DOCTOR
Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
HOLD ON A SEC
THERES A MEDIC ON THE OTHER LINE
CHARGING 57%
CHARGING 72%
CHARGING 94%
MEDIC
DING DING DING DING.
sean-godfrey@hotmail.com says:
CHARGE ME DOC
Llama/Nidmeister Kate says:
this conversation would work if we had a third for the medic.
sean-godfrey@hotmail.com says:
Yeah
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Posted 09 November 2009 - 19:13
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(1:10:50 PM) Hobbesy/Sean entered the room.
(1:10:51 PM) Nidmeister entered the room.
(1:10:59 PM) AJ entered the room.
(1:11:01 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: You were saying?
(1:11:11 PM) Nidmeister: GO AHEAD
(1:11:16 PM) Nidmeister: CHARGE HIM UP DOC
(1:11:19 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: CHARGE ME DOCTOR
(1:10:51 PM) Nidmeister entered the room.
(1:10:59 PM) AJ entered the room.
(1:11:01 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: You were saying?
(1:11:11 PM) Nidmeister: GO AHEAD
(1:11:16 PM) Nidmeister: CHARGE HIM UP DOC
(1:11:19 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: CHARGE ME DOCTOR
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(1:13:27 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: CHARGE ME DAWK
(1:14:28 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: GIVE ME A KRITZKRIEG
(1:14:32 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: QUICK AND DIRTY
(1:14:36 PM) AJ: UBERD-BIN
(1:14:39 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: UGH
(1:14:44 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: OH YEAH BABY
(1:14:49 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: TELEPORTER BABY
(1:14:51 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: COME BACK
(1:15:18 PM) AJ: *Throws Hobbesy off cliff*
(1:15:24 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: LOVE HURTS
(1:15:55 PM) Nidmeister: YEAH BOY
(1:15:57 PM) Nidmeister: IM BACK
(1:14:28 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: GIVE ME A KRITZKRIEG
(1:14:32 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: QUICK AND DIRTY
(1:14:36 PM) AJ: UBERD-BIN
(1:14:39 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: UGH
(1:14:44 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: OH YEAH BABY
(1:14:49 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: TELEPORTER BABY
(1:14:51 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: COME BACK
(1:15:18 PM) AJ: *Throws Hobbesy off cliff*
(1:15:24 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: LOVE HURTS
(1:15:55 PM) Nidmeister: YEAH BOY
(1:15:57 PM) Nidmeister: IM BACK
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(3:52:12 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: He doesn't have a tattoo
(3:52:18 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: It punched him and galloped off
(3:52:30 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: He wasn't manly enough for a unicorn tattoo
(3:53:06 PM) Rich_19: hmm, I guess so
(3:53:13 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: It also lit a cigar
(3:53:23 PM) Rich_19: NO
(3:53:36 PM) Rich_19: CIGARS ARE BAD FOR YOU AND UNICORNS ARE NOT
(3:53:49 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: It was a manly unicorn
(3:53:55 PM) Rich_19: oxymoron
(3:54:07 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: He eats nails for breakfast
(3:54:27 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: With a shot of LSD to wash it down
(3:54:33 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: And he doesn't trip
(3:55:05 PM) Rich_19: so unicorns are actually terrible influences that smoke, take drugs and play with nails?
(3:55:14 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: Yes
(3:55:16 PM) Rich_19: my god, you're ruined Brad's childhood man
(3:55:21 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: LOL
(3:52:18 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: It punched him and galloped off
(3:52:30 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: He wasn't manly enough for a unicorn tattoo
(3:53:06 PM) Rich_19: hmm, I guess so
(3:53:13 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: It also lit a cigar
(3:53:23 PM) Rich_19: NO
(3:53:36 PM) Rich_19: CIGARS ARE BAD FOR YOU AND UNICORNS ARE NOT
(3:53:49 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: It was a manly unicorn
(3:53:55 PM) Rich_19: oxymoron
(3:54:07 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: He eats nails for breakfast
(3:54:27 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: With a shot of LSD to wash it down
(3:54:33 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: And he doesn't trip
(3:55:05 PM) Rich_19: so unicorns are actually terrible influences that smoke, take drugs and play with nails?
(3:55:14 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: Yes
(3:55:16 PM) Rich_19: my god, you're ruined Brad's childhood man
(3:55:21 PM) Hobbesy/Sean: LOL
Oh crap, double-post.
Edited by TheDR, 09 November 2009 - 21:59.
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Posted 09 November 2009 - 22:00
The mystical power of merge !
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F O R T H E N S
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Posted 10 November 2009 - 02:15
TheDR, on 9 Nov 2009, 23:00, said:
The mystical power of merge !
!By your powers combined, I am, SINGLE POST!
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Posted 15 November 2009 - 01:42
Wizard, on 9 Nov 2009, 23:05, said:
Nick Frost. He's a comic actor/writer that has been in Shawn of the Dead, Spaced and Hot Fuzz. Most usually seen appearing with Nick Clegg.
I still can't get over that.
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Posted 17 November 2009 - 10:48
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AJ says (10:43):
Well I still have use of my FB chat, so pidgin or adium are better for me because of that
Wiz: says (10:44):
FB whore
AJ says (10:45):
Not really, it just tends to be that I can't force everyone I know onto msn now FB has it's own chat function
Wiz: says (10:46):
I don't like, nor trust, anything about FB
people are not supposed to be THAT interconnected
AJ says (10:46):
I'm not a fan either, but sadly it's what all the cool cats are using now
Wiz: says (10:47):
if they are ALL doing it, then they are not cool, you are just desperate and horny
*quotes
Well I still have use of my FB chat, so pidgin or adium are better for me because of that
Wiz: says (10:44):
FB whore
AJ says (10:45):
Not really, it just tends to be that I can't force everyone I know onto msn now FB has it's own chat function
Wiz: says (10:46):
I don't like, nor trust, anything about FB
people are not supposed to be THAT interconnected
AJ says (10:46):
I'm not a fan either, but sadly it's what all the cool cats are using now
Wiz: says (10:47):
if they are ALL doing it, then they are not cool, you are just desperate and horny
*quotes
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Posted 17 November 2009 - 10:56
Its true, they arent meant to be that interconnected, twitter is worse tho, Staying well clear of that shit
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 15:39
Wizard, on 17 Nov 2009, 10:48, said:
Wiz: says (10:47):
if they are ALL doing it, then they are not cool, you are just desperate and horny
if they are ALL doing it, then they are not cool, you are just desperate and horny
That's pretty much why I signed up.
Oh and Farmville.
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Light up life.
Posted 19 November 2009 - 15:46
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Wizard says:
hehe
what can you remember getting up tp
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Alex says:
I remember a blonde and a club and that's about it
Wizard says:
You took a Norweigan out to kill seal pups??
hehe
what can you remember getting up tp
*to
Alex says:
I remember a blonde and a club and that's about it
Wizard says:
You took a Norweigan out to kill seal pups??
For there can be no death without life.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 17:05
AJ, on 19 Nov 2009, 17:46, said:
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Wizard says:
hehe
what can you remember getting up tp
*to
Alex says:
I remember a blonde and a club and that's about it
Wizard says:
You took a Norweigan out to kill seal pups??
hehe
what can you remember getting up tp
*to
Alex says:
I remember a blonde and a club and that's about it
Wizard says:
You took a Norweigan out to kill seal pups??
Win
Its better to make detailed statements
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Posted 22 November 2009 - 23:52
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(23:34:34) AJ (minion): [resent] bastard
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(23:51:15) AJ (minion): Bastard
(23:51:44) Ben: Dauth:: ty
(23:51:49) Ben: Dauth:: and hehe
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(23:51:15) AJ (minion): Bastard
(23:51:44) Ben: Dauth:: ty
(23:51:49) Ben: Dauth:: and hehe
About once every 30 mins, AJ calls me a bastard
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Light up life.
Posted 22 November 2009 - 23:55
Dauth, on 22 Nov 2009, 23:52, said:
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(23:34:34) AJ (minion): [resent] bastard
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(23:51:15) AJ (minion): Bastard
(23:51:44) Ben: Dauth:: ty
(23:51:49) Ben: Dauth:: and hehe
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(23:51:15) AJ (minion): Bastard
(23:51:44) Ben: Dauth:: ty
(23:51:49) Ben: Dauth:: and hehe
About once every 30 mins, AJ calls me a bastard
Once every 29minutes, a kitten dies and is sent to heaven.
For there can be no death without life.
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