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[Dauth]

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(12:43:41 AM) AJ (minion): Shame Wiz is married, else you'd make great business partners
(12:44:39 AM) Ben:Dauth: Thanks
(12:45:03 AM) AJ (minion): Corner the Red Light District in days
(12:46:02 AM) Ben:Dauth: *quotes

[Dauth]

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(12:03:48 PM) Ben:Dauth: Sounds like I need to upgrade your brain again
(12:04:24 PM) Ben:Dauth: *Opens up calculator*
*Opens AJ's head*
*Installs calculator chip*
*Reboots AJ*
(12:04:31 PM) Ben:Dauth: This should help
(12:05:55 PM) AJ (minion): 1+1 = 3
(12:06:13 PM) Ben:Dauth: Fucking apple OS
(12:06:18 PM) Ben:Dauth: Ah sod it
(12:07:40 PM) AJ (minion): LOL
(12:07:59 PM) Ben:Dauth: Close enough for undergrad work
(12:09:11 PM) Ben:Dauth: *quotes

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(12:09:38 PM) AJ (minion): DAMN YOU
(12:09:49 PM) Ben:Dauth: TY

[Liten]

AJ is now more of a bot than before D;

[Libains]

Damnnnn Youuuuuuu!

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21:30:46 Ben: Dauth:: Working hard I see
21:30:59 AJ: WB
21:31:34 Ben: Dauth:: ty
21:31:37 Ben: Dauth:: good work mte
21:31:53 AJ: ty too
21:31:56 AJ: and another added
21:33:51 Ben: Dauth:: Keep this up and I might have use for you
21:34:07 AJ: I've head that one before
21:34:32 Ben: Dauth:: *Feels dirty*
21:34:37 Ben: Dauth:: I just said I might use a lawyer
21:35:06 AJ: LMAO
21:35:26 Ben: Dauth:: go on
21:35:28 Ben: Dauth:: quote me
21:35:39 AJ: I'm already doing so
21:35:50 Ben: Dauth:: kk

[Dauth]

*Must scrub skin off*

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(10:00:00 PM) AJ (minion): ...
(10:00:09 PM) Ben:Dauth: good timing
(10:00:13 PM) Ben:Dauth: (10:00:00 PM) AJ (minion): ...
(10:00:26 PM) AJ (minion): :facedesk:

Edited by Dauth, 02 January 2010 - 22:01.

[Libains]

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22:34:53 AJ: http://forum.falloutstudios.net/index.php?...st&p=733482
22:40:38 Ben: Dauth:: Spanner
22:40:46 AJ: Wrench!
22:41:33 Ben: Dauth:: Hairbrush!
22:41:56 AJ: Straightener!
22:42:33 Ben: Dauth:: Tweezers
22:42:41 AJ: Razor
22:42:56 Ben: Dauth:: Machete
22:43:09 AJ: Stanley knife!
22:43:44 Ben: Dauth:: CHAIN AXE!
22:44:00 AJ: Shredder!
22:44:22 Ben: Dauth:: CHAIN AXE!
22:44:24 Ben: Dauth:: CHARGE!
22:44:52 AJ: CHARGIN' TARGE!
22:44:53 AJ: CHARGE!
22:45:46 Ben: Dauth:: LEPSIP FOR THE COLD GOD!
22:46:29 AJ: LEMSIP FOR THE FLU GOD!
22:47:56 Ben: Dauth:: AJ FOR THE FAJL GOD!
22:50:04 AJ: Dauth for Captain Planet!
22:50:22 Ben: Dauth:: OK now you will die by my marines
22:50:28 Ben: Dauth:: if you ever get your fajlmac bacl
22:50:43 AJ: *quotes

[Wizard]

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Wiz: says (11:34 PM):
is AJ fajling again?
Ben: Dauth: says (11:34 PM):
I broke him
Wiz: says (11:34 PM):
ew
Ben: Dauth: says (11:34 PM):
(11:29:23 PM) Ben auth: you sound like me
(11:29:40 PM) AJ (minion): *Heart stops*
Wiz: says (11:35 PM): D:

Ben: Dauth: says (11:35 PM):
I think the defribulator has caught FAJL too
Wiz: says (11:36 PM):
you're using sex toys now?
Ben: Dauth: says (11:36 PM):
*remembers Wiz is a dirty bastard*
Wiz: says (11:36 PM):
*quotes

[Dauth]

Looks like I'm back as the quote machine....

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(11:44:54 PM) Wizard: pfft
(11:45:05 PM) Ben:Dauth: pfft yourself
(11:45:17 PM) Wizard: if only I could I wouldn't have needed to get married
(11:45:45 PM) Ben:Dauth: *quotes

Edited by Dauth, 02 January 2010 - 23:46.

[CodeCat]

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[13:48] CodeCat: We're going to see the wizard, to see the wizard of schnoz!
[13:49] Wiz:: t.t
[13:49] Wiz:: Hai
[13:49] CodeCat: Hyi
[13:49] Wiz:: and vat can I do for Mr. Code this afternoon?
[13:49] CodeCat: Plenty of things
[13:50] Wiz:: D:
[13:50] CodeCat: Even some... special things
[13:51] Wiz:: and what are these things?
[13:51] CodeCat: Oh nothing
[13:51] CodeCat: *throws snowball*
[13:51] Wiz:: *throws a duck*
[13:51] CodeCat: *ducks*
[13:52] Wiz:: no, only one
[13:52] CodeCat: *duck*
[13:52] Wiz:: are we stuck in some negative reality loop of infinity?
[13:52] CodeCat: Dunno, but it sounds cool
[13:52] CodeCat: Let's write a book with that name
[13:53] Wiz:: Would be a best seller
[13:53] Wiz:: in an alternative universe at least
[13:53] CodeCat: Yes, but it has to have a duck
[13:53] Wiz:: ofc
[13:53] Wiz:: or two
[13:53] CodeCat: No, only one
[13:53] Wiz:: k
[13:53] CodeCat: Yeah that would be his name
[13:53] Wiz:: nice
[13:53] Wiz:: K the duck
[13:54] Wiz:: he could fight crime
[13:54] Wiz:: with his sidekick
[13:54] Wiz:: the ugly duckling
[13:54] CodeCat: Called L
[13:54] Wiz:: that'd work
[13:55] CodeCat: And it's called negative reality loop of infinity, because you'll get stuck in an infinite loop trying to figure out why the hell it's called that
[13:55] Wiz:: lol
[13:56] CodeCat: And that's why there is K the duck, he needs to save the people that get stuck
[13:56] Wiz:: and fight crime
[13:56] CodeCat: So he needs to have lots of luck, and afterwards he has a good... sleep
[13:56] Wiz:: he HAS to fight crime
[13:56] Wiz:: you can't have a duck that doesn't fight crime
[13:57] Wiz:: it's the law in alternative universes
[13:57] CodeCat: What if the duck is a criminal
[13:57] Wiz:: how can a duck be criminal?
[13:57] Wiz:: that is just wrong
[13:57] CodeCat: After all, his very existence is getting people stuck in infinite loops
[13:57] Wiz:: you're wroing
[13:57] Wiz:: doesn't he save them?
[13:57] CodeCat: After getting them in, yes
[13:57] CodeCat: That's the negative reality part, it makes no sense
[13:57] Wiz:: so he himself is part of the infinity loop
[13:58] CodeCat: It certainly makes you loopy
[13:58] Wiz:: trudat
[13:58] CodeCat: And hungry too *goes off to eat*
[13:59] CodeCat: *comes back* I ate K, and saved the universe
[13:59] Wiz:: well done
[13:59] Wiz:: have a cookie
[13:59] CodeCat: Nah, not hungry anymore
[13:59] Wiz:: save it
[14:00] CodeCat: Wait! Isn't that a... BLACK HOLE COOKIE?!
[14:00] CodeCat: *ominous music, credits roll*

Edited by CodeCat, 18 December 2010 - 22:39.

[BeefJeRKy]

best seller to be?

[Dauth]

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(16:10:04) AJ (minion): *Facedesk*
(16:10:19) Ben: Dauth:: I love that sound
(16:11:38) AJ (minion): bastard
(16:11:55) Ben: Dauth:: Thanks
(16:12:12) AJ (minion): *beats head against brick wall*
(16:13:04) Ben: Dauth:: hmm pleasing image but not as acostically satisfying
(16:13:32) AJ (minion): *Hangs head in complete and utterdespair*
(16:13:41) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes

[Dauth]

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(22:59:33) Wizard: I am toilet trained
(23:00:08) Wizard: speaking of which
(23:00:09) Wizard: brb
(23:00:26) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes

[Wizard]

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Wiz: says (11:08 PM):
You don't think I ever feed you stuff not knowing what is quotable do you?
Ben says (11:09 PM):
NAh
You know and I know what can be quoted generally is
Wiz: says (11:22 PM):
true
I do wonder, you spend a lot of time talking to AJ
Ben says (11:23 PM):
We all have things we're ashamed of you know
Wiz: says (11:23 PM):
LOL
Ben says (11:24 PM):
*Waits for it*

[Dauth]

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(23:30:18) JNengland77: This is always fun.
(23:30:30) Ben: Dauth:: Piss off you
(23:30:30) JNengland77: Did your CD tray open?
(23:30:32) Ben: Dauth:: Yea
(23:30:38) JNengland77: lol

Linux users have an epic sense of fun

Edited by Dauth, 04 January 2010 - 23:31.

[Libains]

Dauth, on 4 Jan 2010, 23:31, said:

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(23:30:18) JNengland77: This is always fun.
(23:30:30) Ben: Dauth:: Piss off you
(23:30:30) JNengland77: Did your CD tray open?
(23:30:32) Ben: Dauth:: Yea
(23:30:38) JNengland77: lol

Linux users have an epic sense of fun

LOL!

[Wizard]

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Jordan says (11:38 PM):
I popped Ben's CD tray out...
Wiz: says (11:39 PM):

Actually linux users scare me

[BeefJeRKy]

Haxx!

[CodeCat]

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[12:22] CodeCat: Why do we scare you?
[12:22] Wiz:: you just do, so there
[12:22] CodeCat: Where?
[12:22] Wiz:: there
[12:22] Wiz:: *points*
[12:23] CodeCat: *points back* HA-HA!
[12:23] Wiz:: see
[12:23] Wiz:: this is why you all are freaks
[12:23] CodeCat: Because we watch the Simpsons?
[12:24] Wiz:: that maybe a part of it
[12:24] CodeCat: D'oh!

Edited by CodeCat, 18 December 2010 - 22:38.

[Wizard]

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Nem says:
I need to go to moderator school
Wiz: says:
so quoted

Edited by Wizard, 05 January 2010 - 16:10.

[Nem]

What does this button do?

[BeefJeRKy]

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(16:26:29) Hobbesy/Sean: This deserves a bro fist
(16:27:00) JRK: *fists Hobbesy*
(16:27:02) JRK: D:
(16:27:08) JRK: i realized that i messed up
(16:27:09) Hobbesy/Sean: Oh god
(16:27:10) Hobbesy/Sean: I lol'd
(16:27:16) Hobbesy/Sean: That sounded so wrong

Edited by JRK, 05 January 2010 - 22:30.

[BeefJeRKy]

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Alex says:
*Sees your name on Funny quotes*
*Sees Hobbesy quoted*
*breathes sigh of relief*
JRK says:
hehe
quoting that now
Alex says:
GODDAMMIT ALL

[Hobbesy]

Ya'll know what "fists Hobbesy" means? 'Cause I came down here with Scope once, and he didn't know, and--I mean, it ain't nothin' bad is it?

[Libains]

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Brad says:
Well, I am, as I was going to write another article on C&C untitled
But, I have some R.E Homework to do
Alex says:
As if you'll get to school tomorrow
Brad says:
We're not lucky in these parts.
Alex says:
heh, say you were shovelling snow all night to help your neighbours
Brad says:
That would never work
They know I am too lazy for sucha feat
Alex says:
LOL
*Quotes*
Brad says:
I don't know what to say
This is all so sudden
*gets out list*
I would like to thank, first of all, Aj, for giving me this oppertunity
I would also like to thank FS for the lovly flowers.

[Dauth]

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(22:50:26) Ben: Dauth:: http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/u...iencemath/ba6a/
(22:50:29) Ben: Dauth:: WANT!
(22:53:51) Wizard: you are coming dangerously close to being murdered
(22:54:13) Ben: Dauth:: You don't go North of Watford
(22:54:19) Wizard: not often
(22:54:26) Wizard: to kill you I'll make an exception
(22:57:16) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes