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[Chyros]

Scope, on 29 May 2010, 9:47, said:

Someday if you two meet in person, a nuke will go off in North Korea

Funnily enough we discussed that as well . But yeah, you're right I guess .

[Destiny]

Warning: The following conversation will cause permanent mind damage

10:00 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: You are bad.
10:00 PM - ARiA: I am being as diplomatic as I can
-=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=- has changed their name to Destiny.
10:01 PM - Destiny: =|
10:01 PM - ARiA: Raptor-chan~~~~
10:01 PM - Destiny: >:
Destiny has changed their name to -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=.
10:02 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=: Destiny-chan~
10:02 PM - Destiny: You missed a -.
10:02 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=: You are H.
Destiny has changed their name to -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-.
10:02 PM - Destiny: You are H.
10:02 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: I am H.
10:02 PM - Destiny: Toast.
10:02 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Pantsu.
10:02 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Oh and
10:02 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: How rude.
10:02 PM - Destiny: LOL.
10:03 PM - Destiny: You get a (2) after your name.
10:03 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: ???
10:03 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Where?
10:03 PM - Destiny: 03:03 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=- (2): ???
03:03 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=- (2): Where?
10:03 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: O.o
10:04 PM - Destiny: Fail.
10:04 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: How rude.
10:04 PM - Destiny: >;
10:04 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: :<
10:04 PM - Destiny: ARiA~
10:04 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: AriA~
10:04 PM - Destiny: ARiA~
10:05 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: ADR1000PM sounds great with amplifer.
10:05 PM - Destiny: You spelt it wrong.
10:05 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: daqdtgsaekfhawewa
10:05 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: waerwrhdfs
10:05 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: amplifier
10:05 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: mmm
10:05 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: I need to act more like you
10:05 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: More typos needed
10:05 PM - Destiny: You can't.
10:06 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Of cause.
10:06 PM - Destiny: Of cause.
10:06 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Of cause.
10:06 PM - Destiny: Of course.
10:06 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: /care
10:06 PM - Destiny: You still have that (2).
10:06 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: I see none on here.
10:06 PM - Destiny: 03:05 PM - Destiny: You can't.
03:06 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=- (2): Of cause.
03:06 PM - Destiny: Of cause.
03:06 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=- (2): Of cause.
03:06 PM - Destiny: Of course.
03:06 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=- (2): /care
03:06 PM - Destiny: You still have that (2).
03:06 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=- (2): I see none on here.
10:06 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Too bad D;
Destiny is now Offline.
Destiny has changed their name to ARiA.
Destiny is now Online.
10:07 PM - ARiA: Destiny-chan~
10:07 PM - Destiny: Back to ARiA
10:07 PM - Destiny: >:
10:07 PM - ARiA: :<
10:08 PM - Destiny: >:
10:08 PM - ARiA: Toast.

[Hobbesy]

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01:36 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy awakes to find himself in a room. A television can be heard playing outside the door. There is a COMPUTER DESK next to a TELEVISION and a WINDOW. Exits are NORTH next to the BED.
01:36 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy: Input Command/Check Inventory/Panic
01:37 PM - [FS] PacMan: Panic
01:37 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy ponders the meaning of life. Unfortunately this is quite a task and it causes him to panic. He flails his arms, runs around the room, and hits his head.
01:37 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy: -2 HP
01:38 PM - [FS] PacMan: Open the window
01:38 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy opens the window. A slight breeze enters the room.
01:39 PM - [FS] PacMan: Jump out of the window
01:39 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy jumps out of the window and falls into the grass. He notices a FOREST to the NORTH, a PORCH to the EAST, a FIELD to the WEST, and a WINDOW to the SOUTH.
01:40 PM - [FS] PacMan: Go into the forest
01:41 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy walks to the forest. He finds himself surrounded by trees. There is a CREEK BED to the WEST, a FIELD to the EAST, and a HILL to the NORTH.
01:41 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy: BOSS BATTLE
01:41 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy notices a squirrel. THE SQUIRREL ATTACKS.
01:41 PM - [FS] PacMan: Panic
01:41 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy: SQUIRREL USES ACORN.
01:41 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy takes -2 HP and panics.
01:42 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy loses 5 strength.
01:42 PM - [FS] PacMan: Panic
01:42 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy balls up and cries.
01:42 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy: Input Command/Check Inventory
01:42 PM - [FS] PacMan: Suck thumb
01:43 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy sucks his thumb and sniffles.
01:43 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy: SQUIRREL USES STOP CARING AND SCAMPERS OFF>
01:43 PM - [FS] PacMan: Dig a hole
01:44 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy tries to dig a hole, but finds that he has no hole digging utensils.
01:44 PM - [FS] PacMan: Panic
01:44 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy dies of a panic attack.
01:44 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy: GAME OVER

[CJ]

Hobbesy, on 29 May 2010, 19:49, said:

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01:36 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy awakes to find himself in a room. A television can be heard playing outside the door. There is a COMPUTER DESK next to a TELEVISION and a WINDOW. Exits are NORTH next to the BED.
01:36 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy: Input Command/Check Inventory/Panic
01:37 PM - [FS] PacMan: Panic
01:37 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy ponders the meaning of life. Unfortunately this is quite a task and it causes him to panic. He flails his arms, runs around the room, and hits his head.
01:37 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy: -2 HP
01:38 PM - [FS] PacMan: Open the window
01:38 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy opens the window. A slight breeze enters the room.
01:39 PM - [FS] PacMan: Jump out of the window
01:39 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy jumps out of the window and falls into the grass. He notices a FOREST to the NORTH, a PORCH to the EAST, a FIELD to the WEST, and a WINDOW to the SOUTH.
01:40 PM - [FS] PacMan: Go into the forest
01:41 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy walks to the forest. He finds himself surrounded by trees. There is a CREEK BED to the WEST, a FIELD to the EAST, and a HILL to the NORTH.
01:41 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy: BOSS BATTLE
01:41 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy notices a squirrel. THE SQUIRREL ATTACKS.
01:41 PM - [FS] PacMan: Panic
01:41 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy: SQUIRREL USES ACORN.
01:41 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy takes -2 HP and panics.
01:42 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy loses 5 strength.
01:42 PM - [FS] PacMan: Panic
01:42 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy balls up and cries.
01:42 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy: Input Command/Check Inventory
01:42 PM - [FS] PacMan: Suck thumb
01:43 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy sucks his thumb and sniffles.
01:43 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy: SQUIRREL USES STOP CARING AND SCAMPERS OFF>
01:43 PM - [FS] PacMan: Dig a hole
01:44 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy tries to dig a hole, but finds that he has no hole digging utensils.
01:44 PM - [FS] PacMan: Panic
01:44 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy dies of a panic attack.
01:44 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy: GAME OVER

SO MUCH WIN!

[Liten]

Quote

Liten: Nothing makes sense anymore
Destiny: Indeed, I agree.
Liten: I blame your cosplaying!
Destiny: VAT?...
Liten: You heard me!
Destiny: See
Destiny: A great reason to ignore me.

This explains everything

Spoiler

That is Raptor btw

[BeefJeRKy]

Argetlam, on 29 May 2010, 23:19, said:

Hobbesy, on 29 May 2010, 19:49, said:

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01:36 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy awakes to find himself in a room. A television can be heard playing outside the door. There is a COMPUTER DESK next to a TELEVISION and a WINDOW. Exits are NORTH next to the BED.
01:36 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy: Input Command/Check Inventory/Panic
01:37 PM - [FS] PacMan: Panic
01:37 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy ponders the meaning of life. Unfortunately this is quite a task and it causes him to panic. He flails his arms, runs around the room, and hits his head.
01:37 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy: -2 HP
01:38 PM - [FS] PacMan: Open the window
01:38 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy opens the window. A slight breeze enters the room.
01:39 PM - [FS] PacMan: Jump out of the window
01:39 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy jumps out of the window and falls into the grass. He notices a FOREST to the NORTH, a PORCH to the EAST, a FIELD to the WEST, and a WINDOW to the SOUTH.
01:40 PM - [FS] PacMan: Go into the forest
01:41 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy walks to the forest. He finds himself surrounded by trees. There is a CREEK BED to the WEST, a FIELD to the EAST, and a HILL to the NORTH.
01:41 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy: BOSS BATTLE
01:41 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy notices a squirrel. THE SQUIRREL ATTACKS.
01:41 PM - [FS] PacMan: Panic
01:41 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy: SQUIRREL USES ACORN.
01:41 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy takes -2 HP and panics.
01:42 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy loses 5 strength.
01:42 PM - [FS] PacMan: Panic
01:42 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy balls up and cries.
01:42 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy: Input Command/Check Inventory
01:42 PM - [FS] PacMan: Suck thumb
01:43 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy sucks his thumb and sniffles.
01:43 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy: SQUIRREL USES STOP CARING AND SCAMPERS OFF>
01:43 PM - [FS] PacMan: Dig a hole
01:44 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy tries to dig a hole, but finds that he has no hole digging utensils.
01:44 PM - [FS] PacMan: Panic
01:44 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy dies of a panic attack.
01:44 PM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy: GAME OVER

SO MUCH WIN!

I was laughing all through reading this

[Pandut]

Quote

Multitasking: Now you can put-off and procrastinate at the same time.

Something my brother told me.

Edited by Sobek, 30 May 2010 - 08:41.

[Hobbesy]

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05:01 AM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy: Except war
05:01 AM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy: We do that pretty well
05:02 AM - Liten: I dislike American wars
05:02 AM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy: You're Swedish
05:02 AM - Commissar Vladimir Hobbesy: You don't know what war is

[NOPE]

3:41 AM - †Ü¢KLÉ ♥ RÖÖš†€R: as in 1 real person vs another real person
3:41 AM - :|: that's not how l4d works
3:41 AM - †Ü¢KLÉ ♥ RÖÖš†€R: i know
3:42 AM - :|: what the fuck do you think this is, soul calibur?
3:42 AM - †Ü¢KLÉ ♥ RÖÖš†€R: is that an rpg?
3:42 AM - :|: get yourself a team, or don't
3:42 AM - :|: it's a fighting game
3:42 AM - †Ü¢KLÉ ♥ RÖÖš†€R: obviously, but what genre
3:42 AM - :|: fighting game
3:42 AM - :|: is the genre
3:43 AM - †Ü¢KLÉ ♥ RÖÖš†€R: what like duke nuklem?

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

[Alias]

DUKE NUKLEM

[Dauth]

Quote

(23:27:46) AJ (minion): All yours, biatch
(23:28:23) Ben: Dauth:: biatch?
(23:28:38) Ben: Dauth:: Still trying to man up to me?
(23:28:47) Ben: Dauth:: Really AJ, stop using me as your template
(23:28:52) Ben: Dauth:: You need to go be yourself
(23:28:56) Ben: Dauth:: Not the next Dauth
(23:29:13) AJ (minion): Oh ffs
(23:29:32) Ben: Dauth:: Don't get angry, you need to be happy

[Dauth]

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00:05 - Dauth: I love randomness
00:05 - Wiz: I had noticed
00:05 - Dauth: really when?
00:06 - Wiz: rather infrequently, I needed to pretend to be Sherlock in order to identify the subtlest of hints
00:06 - Wiz: /sarcasm
00:06 - Dauth: For old times sake
00:06 - Dauth: *Quotes

[Brad]

Quote

Brad says (01:20):
*I'm terrified of Spiders.
         Murphy           says (01:20):
*Its nice to meet a man who actually respects women
Brad says (01:20):
*There are cobwebs in my room and I'm afraid to go to sleep.
         Murphy           says (01:20):
*Awwwhhh thats soo cute
Brad says (01:20):
*I fear the Spider may have aquired a knife from the kitchen
Brad says (01:21):
*In my desperation
*I said nasty things about the Spider's mother
*That wasn't a good move

MEANWHILE, IN THE ARACHNID'S LAIR..

[BeefJeRKy]

Dauth, on 2 Jun 2010, 2:07, said:

Quote

00:05 - Dauth: I love randomness
00:05 - Wiz: I had noticed
00:05 - Dauth: really when?
00:06 - Wiz: rather infrequently, I needed to pretend to be Sherlock in order to identify the subtlest of hints
00:06 - Wiz: /sarcasm
00:06 - Dauth: For old times sake
00:06 - Dauth: *Quotes

You two are certainly living up to your new badges

[Libains]

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Alex says:
Trust me, Gilwell is probably best for hooking up
Llama/Nidmeister says:
year of study = 1
no study at plymouth before
all sounds about right
continue!
Alex says:
Press that funky button, white boy
Llama/Nidmeister says:
LOL
its funny because youre speaking black but are one of the whitest people I have spoken to.
Alex says:
LOL
Howso?
Llama/Nidmeister says:
I dunno
you just
aren't black

[BeefJeRKy]

AJ is whiter than his iPhone

[Libains]

Scope, on 6 Jun 2010, 20:51, said:

AJ is whiter than his iPhone

Quite easy considering it's a black one.

[BeefJeRKy]

Hmm i thought you'd mentioned it being white. Fail on my part then.

[CJ]

NB: The following quote has been translated from French, and it happened in an MMORPG

Quote

<longgun0121> can anyone learn me how to rip off people?
<Kaios> Yeah, I've got a 'rip-off learning scroll' in my pack, wanna buy it?
<longgun0121> Yeah plz
<Kaios> It'll cost you 15 000 GP
* longgun0121 gives 15000 Gold Pieces to Kaios.
* Kaios gives "Blank Scroll" to longgun0121.
<longgun0121> wtf? it's a blank scroll!
<Kaios> Well yeah, now you've learned how to rip off noobs...
<longgun0121> SOB!
<Kaios> Would you be interested in a 'hack character' scroll?
<longgun0121> what now you fuckhead?
<longgun0121> does it even exist?
<Kaios> Sure. Look, with this, I can attack other players without them being able to defend themselves.
* Kaios attacks Argetlam23.
* Kaios attacks Argetlam23.
* Argetlam23 is dead.
<longgun0121> Wow, thats cool!
<Kaios> 75 000 GP and it's all yours.
<longgun0121> But I have only 12591 GP left :(
<Kaios> ... Okay for 12951 then...
* longgun0121 gives 12591 Gold Pieces to Kaios.
<Kaios> Good, now, in order to activate it, you'll need to press CTRL+ALT+DELETE, then T on your keyboard.
* longgun0121 has left the game.
[...]
<Argetlam23> Hey Kaiso, why the hell did you attack me when I was AFK? D:
<Kaios> Sorry dude... Here, take those 10000 PO as a compensation
* Kaios gives 10000 Gold Pieces to Argetlam23.
<Argetlam23> ... Where the hell did you get all that money?
<Kaios> I'll explain you... later...

[Pav:3d]

Lmao thats brilliant, what mmorpg was it?

[CJ]

T'was Metin2.fr, but on a Private server

[BeefJeRKy]

Nicely done. This Kaios would fit in well here

[CJ]

I'll tell him to register... If you can find him a full time interpret

[BeefJeRKy]

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--> jok3r (Adium@lemon-9E13E00C.westport.k12.ct.us) has joined #fstudios
<-- jok3r has quit (Quit: Leaving.)
--> jok3r (Adium@lemon-9E13E00C.westport.k12.ct.us) has joined #fstudios
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<Scope> in and out
<Scope> in and out
<Bob> |:
<Bob>
* Scope quotes

IRC shenanigans