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#3251 CodeCat

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Posted 16 August 2010 - 22:01

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#3252 Kris

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Posted 18 August 2010 - 09:56

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#3253 Sgt. Rho

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Posted 18 August 2010 - 09:58

You little bastard D:

#3254 CJ

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Posted 18 August 2010 - 10:10

View PostKris, on 18 Aug 2010, 10:56, said:

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Kris says:
*shows link to SCUD render*

Sgt. Rho says:
nice SCUD.

*still preffers Topol-M AKA ICB-Dildo)
Kris says:
you like dildos :sly: ?
Sgt. Rho says:
nah
Sgt. Rho says:
my GF does :sly:
Kris says:
*quotes* :sly:

Sgt. Rho says:
aww crap D:
Sgt. Rho says:
*pulls paperbag over head and hides in the bathroom*


Ahah, now that quote's pure gold! :xD:

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I bet I could program an internet


#3255 deltaepsilon

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Posted 18 August 2010 - 10:36

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im playing this game, dunno if anyone has ever heard of it, its called call of duty modern warfare. in it they sometimes tell me to thank the enemy yet they spell it flank.
why would they want me to thank the enemy?

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#3256 Kris

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Posted 18 August 2010 - 10:53

EDIT: NVM

Internet screwing up :xD:

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#3257 Kris

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Posted 18 August 2010 - 13:09

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#3258 Chyros

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Posted 18 August 2010 - 16:50

View PostKris, on 18 Aug 2010, 11:56, said:

blah blah
*hides in the bathroom*

:xD:
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#3259 Sgt. Rho

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Posted 22 August 2010 - 07:01

You and your bad way of thinking :P

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Posted 22 August 2010 - 07:02

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#3261 Sgt. Rho

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Posted 22 August 2010 - 07:04

Quote my revenge too you :P

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Posted 22 August 2010 - 07:27

S-

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#3263 CodeCat

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Posted 26 August 2010 - 15:59

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<Alto> I bet there are tons of African Americans in Africa.
<Alto> Or Europe

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#3264 Liten

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Posted 26 August 2010 - 19:05

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Chyros: it contains roughly half as many weapons that are half as much fun to use
Chyros: and it plays so differently and inferiorly that I can't really like it
Liten: Note:
Liten: These statements work for BC2 aswell
Liten: You look at a game and say "This isn't like this game, so it's shit" instead of really giving the games a go
Liten: That's what's wrong with you
Chyros: you know what's wrong with you?
Chyros: your face :)
Liten: I stand corrected
Liten: |8
Chyros: heheheheheh |8

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Posted 26 August 2010 - 19:07

And right after that:

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Liten: Quote get
Chyros: heheheh, do it mofo :)
Liten: Why me?
Liten: Oh
Liten: Minion
Liten: I forgot -.-'
Chyros: ^^

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#3266 CJ

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Posted 26 August 2010 - 19:25

Liten, you can't be the minion of someone who doesn't have power anymore :)

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I bet I could program an internet


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Posted 26 August 2010 - 20:14

Chyros has power over Liten's mind. :)

#3268 TheDR

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Posted 27 August 2010 - 03:11

View PostCJ, on 26 Aug 2010, 19:25, said:

Liten, you can't be the minion of someone who doesn't have power anymore |8

That indeed is rather duff :)
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Posted 27 August 2010 - 07:46

View PostCJ, on 26 Aug 2010, 21:25, said:

Liten, you can't be the minion of someone who doesn't have power anymore |8
I'm always in powah :) .
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Posted 27 August 2010 - 16:00

View PostCJ, on 26 Aug 2010, 22:25, said:

Liten, you can't be the minion of someone who doesn't have power anymore :)

Know your place minion |8
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Posted 28 August 2010 - 16:44

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Stinger: The music is actually good.
Chyros: the music is good, very much so, but they couldn't have made it more unfitting if they tried
Stinger: I thought all of the tracks I've heard to date have been nice.
Stinger: The music in WaW was out of place and, well, shitty.
Chyros: the WaW soundtrack holds a nice place in my collection (well, two tracks of the soundtrack do, the rest are garbage) but they are so unfitting for the game
Chyros: ACDC at a funeral would've been more fitting
Chyros: in fact, come to think of it, that WOULD be very fitting
Chyros: IIII'M ON THE HIIIIIIGHWAY TO HEEEELL
Stinger: LOL!

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#3272 Nid

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Posted 28 August 2010 - 21:14

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Alex says:
RULE ONE. You do not screw flatmates.
Llama/Nidmeister says:
oh fuck off


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Llama/Nidmeister says:
Ah well
so
how do I watch how i met your mother
if I cba to pay TV liscence
Internet?
Alex says:
You torrent the fucker

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#3273 GuardianTempest

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Posted 28 August 2010 - 22:47

Well, guess he didn't quote what I said at all then.
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Posted 29 August 2010 - 18:45

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01:38 PM - Hobbesy: SUNDAY
01:38 PM - Hobbesy: SUNDAY
01:38 PM - Hobbesy: SUNDAY
01:38 PM - Hobbesy: COME OUT TO ILLINOIS
01:38 PM - changsternick: that is what today is
01:38 PM - Hobbesy: AND SEE THE CLASH OF THE TITANS
01:38 PM - Hobbesy: TRAINS
01:38 PM - Hobbesy: VS
01:38 PM - Hobbesy: TORNADOES
01:38 PM - changsternick: Hahaha
01:38 PM - changsternick: lulz
01:40 PM - Hobbesy: WE HAVE ALL THE MODELS
01:40 PM - Hobbesy: F150PH
01:40 PM - Hobbesy: CN
01:40 PM - Hobbesy: PASSENGER
01:40 PM - Hobbesy: VS ALL KINDS OF TORNADOES
01:40 PM - Hobbesy: THE MIGHTY F5
01:40 PM - Hobbesy: F3
01:40 PM - Hobbesy: EVEN F2
01:40 PM - changsternick: EVEN FIRE TORNADOES
01:40 PM - Hobbesy: EVEN HURRICANES
01:40 PM - changsternick: EVEN THE MOON
01:40 PM - Hobbesy: EVEN CHUUUUCK NOOOORRISSSSS
01:40 PM - changsternick: OH FUCK
01:41 PM - Hobbesy: *EXPLOSION*
01:41 PM - changsternick: *OBLITERATING IMPLOSION*
01:41 PM - Hobbesy: *METAL AND DIRECTIONS*
01:42 PM - changsternick: lul
01:42 PM - changsternick: metal and directions
01:42 PM - Hobbesy: As in Metal music

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01:47 PM - Hobbesy: THIS FOUTH OF JULY WEEKEND PREPARE TO GET ANNIHILATED
01:47 PM - Hobbesy: AS WAL-MART PRESENTS MAJOR TORNADO RALLY
01:47 PM - Hobbesy: AT THE CITRUS BOWL
01:47 PM - changsternick: ON THE MOON WITH CHUCK NORRIS
01:48 PM - Hobbesy: PRESENTING ALL YOUR FAVORITE TORNADOES
01:48 PM - Hobbesy: CHUCK NORRIS
01:48 PM - Hobbesy: COW BUSTER
01:48 PM - Hobbesy: TRAILER PARK RAVAGER
01:48 PM - Hobbesy: VS THE TRAINS
01:48 PM - Hobbesy: AND DONT MISS THE TWINKIE COOK-OFF
01:48 PM - Hobbesy: ONLY TEN BUCKS
01:48 PM - Hobbesy: TICKETS FOR SALE
01:48 PM - Hobbesy: SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
01:48 PM - Hobbesy: BE HERE
01:48 PM - Hobbesy: OR BE QUEER
01:49 PM - changsternick: BUY NOW AND RECEIVE A FREE TORNADO VS TRAINS PLUSHIE!!
01:49 PM - Hobbesy: RAAAAAAAAAARGH




Edited by Hobbesy, 29 August 2010 - 18:51.


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Posted 29 August 2010 - 22:21

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Will you and try to follow how every punch line hits,
like Chris Brown's fist in the face of Rihanna?
You: THIS WAS A TRIUMPH.
You: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
Stranger: <3 Glad0s
You: It's hard to overstate my satisifaction!
You: Aperture Science!
You: We do what we must!
You: Because!
You: We can!
You: For the good of all of us!
You: EXCEPT THWE ONES WHO ARE DEAD
You: But there's no sense crying over every mistake!
You: You just keep on trying untill you run out of cake!
You: but there's science to be done
You: And work that must be done
You: So you make a neat gun
You: Foir the ones who are STILL ALIVE.
Stranger: I love you..
You: I love you too!
Stranger: YAY!
You: I'm not even angry.
You: I'm being so sincere right now.
You: Even though your broke my heart and KILLED me
You: And TORE ME TO PIECES
You: And threw every pieve
You: into
You: A fire.
You: As they burned it hurt becausse..
You: I was so happy for you!
You: And these points of data make a beatiful line
You: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on-time!
You: And that;s all I can remember
You: Sorry
You: D:
You: WAIT
You: SOI@M GLAD I GOT BURNED
You: For all the things we learned!
You: For the people who are STILL ALIVE.
Stranger: Go ahead and leave me.
Stranger: I think I prefer to stay inside.
You: Maybe you'll find someone else
You: To help you.
Stranger: Maybe Black Mesa.
You: That was a JOKE, HAHA, FAT CHANCE.
Stranger: Anyway, this cake is great.
You: So delicious and moist!
Stranger: Look at me still talking when theres science to do.
You: I don't know this line!
You: D:
Stranger: When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you. :P
Stranger: I've experiments to run.
You: There is research to be done!
Stranger: On the people who are STILL ALIVE!
You: And believe me, I am STILL ALIVE.
Strange
Stranger: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
You: I feel fantasic and I'm Still alive,.
Stranger: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
You: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Stranger: Still alive.
You: Still alive!
Stranger: YAY!!!!
You: I LOVE YOU MAN
You: OR WOMAN
You: REGARDLESS
You: YOU'RE AWESOME
Stranger: 8|
Stranger: MAN
You: 8|!
Stranger: BUT ANYWAYS!
Stranger: WE'RE BADASSES!
You: FUCK YEAH, WE'RE JUST BRILLAINT.
Stranger: INDEED!
You: You sir, have restored my faith in mankind
Stranger: Thank you!
You: You're very welcome <3
Stranger: <3
You: Anyway, I must depart. THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DO NOT KNOW OF THIS SONG
You: And must be informed
Stranger: YOU ARE DOING GOOD THINGS!
You: Let it be known, however, that you will hold a special place in my memory, random stranger who knows Portal.
You: THANK YOU KIND SIR.
Stranger: You as well.
Stranger: NO PROBLEM!
You: FAREWELL
Stranger: TOODLES!
You: T-T-F-N!
You: Ta-ta-for-now!

You almost did, didn't you?



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