Edited by CodeCat, 16 August 2010 - 22:01.
Funny quotes
#3252
Posted 18 August 2010 - 09:56
Edited by Kris, 29 May 2017 - 05:46.
#3254
Posted 18 August 2010 - 10:10
Kris, on 18 Aug 2010, 10:56, said:
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*shows link to SCUD render*
Sgt. Rho says:
nice SCUD.
*still preffers Topol-M AKA ICB-Dildo)
Kris says:
you like dildos ?
Sgt. Rho says:
nah
Sgt. Rho says:
my GF does
Kris says:
*quotes*
Sgt. Rho says:
aww crap D:
Sgt. Rho says:
*pulls paperbag over head and hides in the bathroom*
Ahah, now that quote's pure gold!
#3255
Posted 18 August 2010 - 10:36
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why would they want me to thank the enemy?
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The name's Bond.
Covalent Bond.
#3256
Posted 18 August 2010 - 10:53
Internet screwing up
Edited by Kris, 18 August 2010 - 10:54.
#3257
Posted 18 August 2010 - 13:09
Edited by Kris, 29 May 2017 - 05:44.
#3259
Posted 22 August 2010 - 07:01
#3260
Posted 22 August 2010 - 07:02
Edited by Kris, 29 May 2017 - 05:45.
#3262
Posted 22 August 2010 - 07:27
Edited by Kris, 29 May 2017 - 05:38.
#3264
Posted 26 August 2010 - 19:05
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Chyros: and it plays so differently and inferiorly that I can't really like it
Liten: Note:
Liten: These statements work for BC2 aswell
Liten: You look at a game and say "This isn't like this game, so it's shit" instead of really giving the games a go
Liten: That's what's wrong with you
Chyros: you know what's wrong with you?
Chyros: your face
Liten: I stand corrected
Liten:
Chyros: heheheheheh
Kyle Carter said:
#3265
Posted 26 August 2010 - 19:07
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Chyros: heheheh, do it mofo
Liten: Why me?
Liten: Oh
Liten: Minion
Liten: I forgot -.-'
Chyros: ^^
The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
#3267
Posted 26 August 2010 - 20:14
#3271
Posted 28 August 2010 - 16:44
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Chyros: the music is good, very much so, but they couldn't have made it more unfitting if they tried
Stinger: I thought all of the tracks I've heard to date have been nice.
Stinger: The music in WaW was out of place and, well, shitty.
Chyros: the WaW soundtrack holds a nice place in my collection (well, two tracks of the soundtrack do, the rest are garbage) but they are so unfitting for the game
Chyros: ACDC at a funeral would've been more fitting
Chyros: in fact, come to think of it, that WOULD be very fitting
Chyros: IIII'M ON THE HIIIIIIGHWAY TO HEEEELL
Stinger: LOL!
The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
#3272
Posted 28 August 2010 - 21:14
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RULE ONE. You do not screw flatmates.
Llama/Nidmeister says:
oh fuck off
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Ah well
so
how do I watch how i met your mother
if I cba to pay TV liscence
Internet?
Alex says:
You torrent the fucker
Edited by Nidmeister, 28 August 2010 - 21:20.
#3273
Posted 28 August 2010 - 22:47
DeviantArt
*RWUAAARAAUGHRWAGH!!*
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"I am an artist of daydreams. With just a little material, be it a picture, audio or a simple thought, it could fuel a derivative masterpiece."
And I also do Walfas Comics...when I feel like it.
#3274
Posted 29 August 2010 - 18:45
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01:38 PM - Hobbesy: SUNDAY
01:38 PM - Hobbesy: SUNDAY
01:38 PM - Hobbesy: COME OUT TO ILLINOIS
01:38 PM - changsternick: that is what today is
01:38 PM - Hobbesy: AND SEE THE CLASH OF THE TITANS
01:38 PM - Hobbesy: TRAINS
01:38 PM - Hobbesy: VS
01:38 PM - Hobbesy: TORNADOES
01:38 PM - changsternick: Hahaha
01:38 PM - changsternick: lulz
01:40 PM - Hobbesy: WE HAVE ALL THE MODELS
01:40 PM - Hobbesy: F150PH
01:40 PM - Hobbesy: CN
01:40 PM - Hobbesy: PASSENGER
01:40 PM - Hobbesy: VS ALL KINDS OF TORNADOES
01:40 PM - Hobbesy: THE MIGHTY F5
01:40 PM - Hobbesy: F3
01:40 PM - Hobbesy: EVEN F2
01:40 PM - changsternick: EVEN FIRE TORNADOES
01:40 PM - Hobbesy: EVEN HURRICANES
01:40 PM - changsternick: EVEN THE MOON
01:40 PM - Hobbesy: EVEN CHUUUUCK NOOOORRISSSSS
01:40 PM - changsternick: OH FUCK
01:41 PM - Hobbesy: *EXPLOSION*
01:41 PM - changsternick: *OBLITERATING IMPLOSION*
01:41 PM - Hobbesy: *METAL AND DIRECTIONS*
01:42 PM - changsternick: lul
01:42 PM - changsternick: metal and directions
01:42 PM - Hobbesy: As in Metal music
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01:47 PM - Hobbesy: AS WAL-MART PRESENTS MAJOR TORNADO RALLY
01:47 PM - Hobbesy: AT THE CITRUS BOWL
01:47 PM - changsternick: ON THE MOON WITH CHUCK NORRIS
01:48 PM - Hobbesy: PRESENTING ALL YOUR FAVORITE TORNADOES
01:48 PM - Hobbesy: CHUCK NORRIS
01:48 PM - Hobbesy: COW BUSTER
01:48 PM - Hobbesy: TRAILER PARK RAVAGER
01:48 PM - Hobbesy: VS THE TRAINS
01:48 PM - Hobbesy: AND DONT MISS THE TWINKIE COOK-OFF
01:48 PM - Hobbesy: ONLY TEN BUCKS
01:48 PM - Hobbesy: TICKETS FOR SALE
01:48 PM - Hobbesy: SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
01:48 PM - Hobbesy: BE HERE
01:48 PM - Hobbesy: OR BE QUEER
01:49 PM - changsternick: BUY NOW AND RECEIVE A FREE TORNADO VS TRAINS PLUSHIE!!
01:49 PM - Hobbesy: RAAAAAAAAAARGH
Edited by Hobbesy, 29 August 2010 - 18:51.
#3275
Posted 29 August 2010 - 22:21
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Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Will you and try to follow how every punch line hits,
like Chris Brown's fist in the face of Rihanna?
You: THIS WAS A TRIUMPH.
You: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
Stranger: <3 Glad0s
You: It's hard to overstate my satisifaction!
You: Aperture Science!
You: We do what we must!
You: Because!
You: We can!
You: For the good of all of us!
You: EXCEPT THWE ONES WHO ARE DEAD
You: But there's no sense crying over every mistake!
You: You just keep on trying untill you run out of cake!
You: but there's science to be done
You: And work that must be done
You: So you make a neat gun
You: Foir the ones who are STILL ALIVE.
Stranger: I love you..
You: I love you too!
Stranger: YAY!
You: I'm not even angry.
You: I'm being so sincere right now.
You: Even though your broke my heart and KILLED me
You: And TORE ME TO PIECES
You: And threw every pieve
You: into
You: A fire.
You: As they burned it hurt becausse..
You: I was so happy for you!
You: And these points of data make a beatiful line
You: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on-time!
You: And that;s all I can remember
You: Sorry
You: D:
You: WAIT
You: SOI@M GLAD I GOT BURNED
You: For all the things we learned!
You: For the people who are STILL ALIVE.
Stranger: Go ahead and leave me.
Stranger: I think I prefer to stay inside.
You: Maybe you'll find someone else
You: To help you.
Stranger: Maybe Black Mesa.
You: That was a JOKE, HAHA, FAT CHANCE.
Stranger: Anyway, this cake is great.
You: So delicious and moist!
Stranger: Look at me still talking when theres science to do.
You: I don't know this line!
You: D:
Stranger: When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you.
Stranger: I've experiments to run.
You: There is research to be done!
Stranger: On the people who are STILL ALIVE!
You: And believe me, I am STILL ALIVE.
Strange
Stranger: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
You: I feel fantasic and I'm Still alive,.
Stranger: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
You: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Stranger: Still alive.
You: Still alive!
Stranger: YAY!!!!
You: I LOVE YOU MAN
You: OR WOMAN
You: REGARDLESS
You: YOU'RE AWESOME
Stranger:
Stranger: MAN
You: !
Stranger: BUT ANYWAYS!
Stranger: WE'RE BADASSES!
You: FUCK YEAH, WE'RE JUST BRILLAINT.
Stranger: INDEED!
You: You sir, have restored my faith in mankind
Stranger: Thank you!
You: You're very welcome <3
Stranger: <3
You: Anyway, I must depart. THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DO NOT KNOW OF THIS SONG
You: And must be informed
Stranger: YOU ARE DOING GOOD THINGS!
You: Let it be known, however, that you will hold a special place in my memory, random stranger who knows Portal.
You: THANK YOU KIND SIR.
Stranger: You as well.
Stranger: NO PROBLEM!
You: FAREWELL
Stranger: TOODLES!
You: T-T-F-N!
You: Ta-ta-for-now!
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