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#3451 Dutchygamer

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Posted 12 August 2011 - 16:34

I can only assume Destiny means shotguns like the AA-12, which can fire in full automatic mode instead of pump-action :xD:
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Posted 12 August 2011 - 19:12

View PostDutchygamer, on 12 August 2011 - 16:34, said:

I can only assume Destiny means shotguns like the AA-12, which can fire in full automatic mode instead of pump-action :xD:
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Posted 12 August 2011 - 20:13

Dutchy, I mean what I mean. A sentry gun, but with a shotgun. Simple construction consisting of a motion sensor and a robot to pull the trigger. Mythbusters made one that spun a Glock and shot it, so...oh wait I wasn't being serious. :xD:
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Posted 15 August 2011 - 13:44

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[14:20] <Krieger22> done. Now for the gimp


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Posted 15 August 2011 - 19:35

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#3456 Liten

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 10:48

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<Liten> Need more people in IRC
<~Wiz> go get them then
<~Wiz> It's been me only since 09:33
<~Wiz> D:!
<Liten> I blame lack of people
<~Wiz> I think you may be onto something there
<Liten> Indood

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Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


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Posted 17 August 2011 - 10:50

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[11:50] <~Wiz> :trädface:
[11:50] <Liten> A part of me wants to know if you have any idea what that means
[11:50] <Liten> But the other half thinks it's fun if you don't
[11:51] <~Wiz> tree
[11:51] <Liten> D;
[11:51] <Liten> Damn you internet!
[11:51] <Liten> Damn you all to hell!
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Posted 17 August 2011 - 12:48

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<~Wiz> thank you for a entering a pointless point
<Liten> How does one enter a point?
<Alias> Dramatically
<Alias> Run down a hall in slow motion
<Alias> Cock your wrist
<Alias> Pull your arm back
<Alias> Stop abruptly
<Alias> And use that index finger!
<Liten> Cock my what now?
<Liten> :P

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Kyle Carter said:

Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


#3459 CJ

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 16:57

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CJ : is there anything Chyros didn't complain about? D8
Ion : the main thing I notice about Chyros is his post count increases at an exponential level in proportion to the amount of people posting in the MW3 thread

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I bet I could program an internet


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Posted 18 August 2011 - 18:02

View PostCJ, on 18 August 2011 - 16:57, said:

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CJ : is there anything Chyros didn't complain about? D8
Ion : the main thing I notice about Chyros is his post count increases at an exponential level in proportion to the amount of people posting in the MW3 thread

Yes, I'd say that roughly half my posts are CoD-based and the other half consist of me trying to revive Name That Game :) .
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The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
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#3461 CJ

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 18:45

View PostChyros, on 18 August 2011 - 18:02, said:

View PostCJ, on 18 August 2011 - 16:57, said:

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CJ : is there anything Chyros didn't complain about? D8
Ion : the main thing I notice about Chyros is his post count increases at an exponential level in proportion to the amount of people posting in the MW3 thread

Yes, I'd say that roughly half my posts are CoD-based and the other half consist of me trying to revive Name That Game 8| .

Maybe it'd be easier to do that if you weren't posting pictures of games that are so obscure :)

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I bet I could program an internet


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Posted 18 August 2011 - 20:26

View PostCJ, on 18 August 2011 - 18:45, said:

View PostChyros, on 18 August 2011 - 18:02, said:

View PostCJ, on 18 August 2011 - 16:57, said:

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CJ : is there anything Chyros didn't complain about? D8
Ion : the main thing I notice about Chyros is his post count increases at an exponential level in proportion to the amount of people posting in the MW3 thread

Yes, I'd say that roughly half my posts are CoD-based and the other half consist of me trying to revive Name That Game 8| .

Maybe it'd be easier to do that if you weren't posting pictures of games that are so obscure :)
It was on every shareware disc and their dog at the time, I really didn't expect it to be this unknown :xD: .
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Posted 19 August 2011 - 20:43

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Dauth: Oh, stop being cruel, you know the appelists can't help themselves
Chyros: they could grow a brain, or an opinion of their own D8
Chyros: that would fix all their problems immediately :)
Dauth: Heresy! You will be melted down and made into the new iChyros with right thinking and a shiny new case
Chyros: LOL
Dauth: Perhaps a touchscreen too
Chyros: the new iChyros, just look at it, it's so....
Chyros: ....SHINY


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Posted 19 August 2011 - 21:00

Oh crap, so you are... D8
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#3465 Dauth

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 21:02

HI to you too AJ, now get on steam so the real jokes can begin.

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 21:04

A) Safer here.
B) Literally just got in from work, so I'm going to go eat, fajl, sleep, and repeat. D8
For there can be no death without life.

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 21:15

I swear you've infected my broadband, got an engineer out to fix it.

#3468 Ion Cannon!

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 21:30

AJ has gotten Chyro's steam as well by the sounds of it.
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Posted 21 August 2011 - 09:20

From IP chat on a NFS World Site:

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    575]quite busy atm


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    575]wtf is up with my paper


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    575]needs something on patriotism in every chapter


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    575]they think I'm going to betray my country THAT easily




Sareen said:

NOOO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOO ...*closes ears* lalalala that never happened!


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Posted 24 August 2011 - 22:10

[22:09:39] <Lili-chan> okay, this one definitely is unused
[22:09:42] <Lili-chan> "What's next, Mayor? You gonna outlaw donuts cause they're bad for us? Don't
[22:09:42] <Lili-chan> encourage these health nuts, or pretty soon we'll all be eating tofu for
[22:09:42] <Lili-chan> Thanksgiving cause it'll be LAW! I'm a citizen too! My choices are my business!
[22:09:42] <Lili-chan> If the nicotine naysayers don't like it, tell 'em to stay home where the
[22:09:42] <Lili-chan> air is oh-so-clean! Mayor, repeal the Smoking Ban now!<br>
[22:09:42] <Lili-chan> <br>
[22:09:42] <Lili-chan> Repeal the Smoking Ban Ordinance now?<br>
[22:09:42] <Lili-chan> <a href="xxx">Yes</a>   <a href="xxx">No</a><br>
[22:17:49] <YelseyKing> Someone in a game using the old "If X then Y" argument. =P
[22:19:50] <YelseyKing> BECAUSE REMEMBER, IF WE LEGALIZE DRUGS, AND WE LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGE, PRETTY SOON WE'LL HAVE TO LEGALIZE MARRIAGE TO DRUGS! =P
[22:21:05] <Lili-chan> haha
[22:21:49] <andlabs> LOL

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Anyway,the China's army is a modernize army,this army can bear down all country's army.
I hope SWR team can modification the China in the RISE OF THE RED and SHOCKWAVE mods.China is a modernize country.Maybe in thirty years later,the China will be a big and powerful country,overrun the US

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[22:23:32] <J8a> why would i read a eula anyway?
[22:23:41] <J8a> they're not written in english
[22:23:59] <J8a> THEY ARE WRITTEN IN, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, CAPITAL LETTERS.

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Posted 27 August 2011 - 22:11

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Dauth: A-ha
AJ: Oh gawd
Dauth: Don't normally hear that from men
Dauth: Also Hi
AJ: Shush you
AJ: I'm just so used to hearing it I sometimes accidentally repea tit :/
AJ: *repeat it
Dauth: Nice cover work, almost manly until you said tit
AJ: Yeah, so close
AJ: But so far


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Dauth: Also news on the home front. Apparently if I break up with my gf she gets custody of you (as my minion)
AJ: Oh ffs
AJ: I don't like being traded :D


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Dauth: AJ gets +1 technical term and -1 spare braincell
Dauth: braincells remaining == Unknown
AJ: Pretty low
Dauth: and I was hoping to generate a quote from that
AJ: Heh
AJ: What can I say, I'm unquoteable
Dauth: Bullshit, found 2 already
AJ: Fucksticks
Dauth: And now a third


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Dauth: Ah shit, that was a complement. Now I need to do another 4 hours of reprogramming


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Posted 30 August 2011 - 21:30

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Chyros: well at the moment I am working on a more synthesis-based project for my internship where I design and synthesise resins on a bio-renewable basis and a good synthetic approach to this on an industrial basis
Chyros: the government is completely out of money saving every slacking nation in Europe and their dog
Dauth: ok
Dauth: I think I would get it if I were sober
Dauth: Can you put it in Wiz-speak for me?
Chyros: uhhhh
Chyros: I make paint that isn't based on oil
Chyros: as oil is depleting
Dauth: We have watercolours?
Chyros: wizzy enough? :D
Chyros: heheheheh
Dauth: Very much, thanks
Chyros: well you wouldn't want waterpaint on your car or porch would you? :/
Dauth: Though I think you forgot to praise the all mind of Tottenham and devote your soul to Hotspur to be properly Wizzy
Dauth: That's true
Chyros: well fair point but I'm not mad :P
Dauth: Hehe
Dauth: Also quoted
Chyros: heheheheh :P
Dauth: Had to be done


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Posted 31 August 2011 - 12:52

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(9:25:16 PM) Nid: Al destiny does is masturbate
(9:25:25 PM) Wiz: sorry
(9:25:30 PM) Wiz: but are YOU judging that?
(9:25:34 PM) Wiz: xD
(9:25:35 PM) Nid: :|
(9:25:51 PM) Wanderer: busted!
(9:25:52 PM) Nid: I'll have you know I'm a master debater!
(9:25:54 PM) Nid: but nothing in between.

(9:26:00 PM) Krieger22: :nidface:


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9:35:55 PM) Nid: we must be
(9:35:57 PM) Nid: connected
(9:36:05 PM) Nid: wait how old are you now?
(9:36:15 PM) Krieger22: I 'm not as good at debating as you are
(9:36:20 PM) Krieger22: :nidface:

(9:36:31 PM) Nid: I see what you did there.
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NOOO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOO ...*closes ears* lalalala that never happened!


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Posted 01 September 2011 - 21:54

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AJ: Getting techier again
Dauth: You started out doing CS and decided you wanted a mac. Now you're lawyerising and want to tech up?
Dauth: What's a good middle ground?
Dauth: History of computing displayed by interpretive dance?
Dauth: Think that suits you
AJ: Yeah, sure it does :xD:
Dauth: And quotes
Dauth: You should know better by now


I think the sarcasm from AJ is actually where he's realised his goal in life.

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Posted 01 September 2011 - 22:25

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AJ disconnected.
23:24 - Dauth: Ahh, that brings back memories
23:24 - Dauth: FAJL!
23:24 - Wiz: LOL and quotes




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