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#651 Waris

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 20:18

:D

#652 Athena

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 20:31

:D hat in the hell, still like that one.

#653 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 20:33

lol "tupid"

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 00:06

He needs to get some help from Comrade's Techpriest.

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 17:39

Worldbuilder after magically failing even tho i still can use it:

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#656 Soul

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 18:36

Good eye there Chris :P .
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 22:58

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[00:44] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - My thoughts are with you, Richard. Xeno will live on!: http://img186.images...0/godnownu0.jpg lol heavy tank on its side
[00:45] [CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André): but it's an artillery and not a tank :P
[00:45] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - My thoughts are with you, Richard. Xeno will live on!: There's a ninja in the front
[00:46] [CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André): indeed
[00:46] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - My thoughts are with you, Richard. Xeno will live on!: And in the back is santa claus
[00:46] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - My thoughts are with you, Richard. Xeno will live on!: But he fell off
[00:47] [CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André): and his helper fires the presents
[00:47] Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - My thoughts are with you, Richard. Xeno will live on!: No he jumped out to help santa get up
[00:47] [CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André): :popcorn:

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#658 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 22:59

LOL XD

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#659 CodeCat

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 23:42

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[01:32] <PLA> CodeCat! What's you real name?
[01:32] <CodeCat> Jan Marijnissen
[01:33] <PLA> you joking?
[01:33] <CodeCat> ?
[01:33] <Bob> thats his name
[01:33] <PLA> okay, good.
[01:33] <CodeCat> It's on wikipedia too
[01:33] <CodeCat> look it up
[01:35] <PLA> oh very funny Code Cat
[01:35] <PLA> Jan Marijnissen
[01:35] <PLA> ...*cough*
[01:35] <CodeCat> What, don't like?
[01:36] <PLA> You don't sound like Jan Marijnissen
[01:36] <CodeCat> Why not?
[01:36] <CodeCat> I voted for him
[01:36] <PLA> I asked for your name.
[01:36] <PLA> Not who you voted for.
[01:36] <CodeCat> Pfft
[01:36] <CodeCat> Details, details
[01:36] <Bob> lol
[01:36] <PLA> okay next, Bob, what's your name.
[01:36] <CodeCat> ...
[01:36] <Bob> Bob
[01:37] <CodeCat> lol
[01:37] <PLA> ....
[01:37] <PLA> as in..the real name you use
[01:37] <PLA> full name
[01:37] <CodeCat> Hoskins
[01:37] <PLA> Bob Hoskins?
[01:37] <Bob> yah
[01:37] <CodeCat> He's on wikipedia too
[01:38] <PLA> Codecat, if I knew where you live. I would have strangled you.
[01:38] <Bob> doubt that
[01:38] <Foxhound> Why?
[01:38] <PLA> Trust me, I don't go back on my promises.
[01:39] <Bob> doubt that too
[01:39] <Foxhound> Why does PLA want to kill Code?
[01:39] <PLA> becuase Bob is obviously Bob Hoskins and CodeCat is Jan Marijnissen
[01:39] <Bob> indeed we are
[01:40] <CodeCat> Foxhound's name is Mulder
[01:40] <Foxhound> Fox Mulder?
[01:40] <CodeCat> Yup
[01:40] <Foxhound> Sounds familiar...
[01:40] <CodeCat> Well duh
[01:40] <CodeCat> It's you
[01:40] <Bob> it IS your name
[01:41] <PLA> You know what, I'm just going to use the Name "Jack Bauer"

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#660 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 23:44

LOL
"Bob what is your name ?"

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#661 Soul

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Posted 10 June 2007 - 00:04

That was awesome Code.
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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Posted 10 June 2007 - 01:46

I gots a funnies one: 4 out of 3 people have a problem with fractions.

I hope you get the joke.. :)

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Posted 10 June 2007 - 08:01

:) @ Code's quote

#664 Soul

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Posted 10 June 2007 - 14:56

Code seems to always have the best quotes :) .
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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#665 Waris

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Posted 10 June 2007 - 14:59

Yes. :)

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Posted 10 June 2007 - 19:47

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Revan says:
The [ ]...
Revan says:
give that thing an abilty called "brick reinforcement"
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every unit in the area will shit bricks and build a wall with them
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+ 25% defense bonus

:) :)


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#667 Areze

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Posted 10 June 2007 - 19:52

We should just give it up and call this topic Admin/Shockwave Team quotes Thread. :)
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Posted 12 June 2007 - 18:49

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(20:15) Waris: i did the mastermind + mothership tactic
(20:15) MDW: Sick shit
(20:15) Waris: capture refinery
(20:15) Waris: deploy transmitter
(20:15) Waris: summon mothershit
(20:16) Waris: ??????
(20:16) Waris: profit!
(20:16) MDW: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
(20:16) MDW: Mothershit
(20:16) Waris: :dope:
(20:16) MDW: "Commander, destroy the Nod Disruption Towers to distract the alien mothershit"
(20:17) Waris: LOL
(20:17) MDW: "Oh crap, it's coming down on us!"
(20:17) MDW: *splash plop*
(20:18) Waris: omg lol

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Posted 12 June 2007 - 23:18

[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt (1:13):
soviets/russian people are mad do you know that
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt (1:13):
the word overkill doesn't excist in their book
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt (1:13):
let's say america is all about tacitcal and precision weapons
Crazykenny zegt (1:13):
Thats explains Tzar Bomba :dope:
Crazykenny zegt (1:13):
Big Boom
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt (1:13):
russia is just big and dumb and go bigger is better!
Crazykenny zegt (1:15):
*Soviet Engineer: ''Lets just make a bomb that all the explosives used in WWII combined, multiplied bt 10

-Soviet General:'' Thats a great idea Comrade, you get medal, go fetch it with Stalin''


*Soviet Engineer: ''But he's dead sir?''


-Soviet Generals: ''But his ideas aint, now bow for Mother Russia''
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#670 Hobbesy

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Posted 12 June 2007 - 23:24

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Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
And we have rednecks who try to be gangsters
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Damn...
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Its really quite sad
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
They act black and say Y'all at the same time
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LOL... y'all
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
I will say a sentance they ussually say
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Whne reading it use a southern accent
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Y'all's shoes are not off the chain.
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Tsk Tsk
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
It scares me
[c=2]-[/c][c=2] šєß [/c=12][c=12]|[/c] [c=12]ĆoŁŦ[/c] [c=12]|[/c] [c=12]Woah....!!![/c=2] says:
shit... that's a scary thought....
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I wanna laugh at them.... but I'd probably get, as they say, 'popped' for doing that.
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
No
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
They would most likely insult your shoes
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
In a rap song
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LOL
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Its true
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
They actully do
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Thats how they insult people
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
They rap about their clothes
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
And footwear
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
You'd thing they were foot fetishers
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
*think*
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lol funny funny shit
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
But its true
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
I am speaking the truth
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
I'm being serious
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
They actully do this
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Yeah, I get it. It's true. It's just really funny
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Its not funny to me, its more like a living hell.
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Oh btw
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
They actully want to work at Mcdonalds -_-
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WHat?
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Yes
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They want to?
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
They look forwards to working at Mcdonalds
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
They make songs about it aswell
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Rap songs
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Cause all other music sucks to them
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Only Rap is cool
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hahaha
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and I'm currently listening to coldplay thinking about this.
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
You will have your shoes thoroughly insulted if you litsen to anything other than Rap
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LOL
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"Y'all music sucks as bad as your foot-rubber"
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
With well thought out insults such as
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Man yo shoes so ugly they have dirt on them!
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Hhahaha
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Man yo shoes are as ugly as a bug
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Man yo shoes so cheap ypu got them a Kmart
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Man where did you get your shoes? A Walmart store?
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
-_-
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hahaha
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Idiots...
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
If you go to Walmart once in your life you aren't "fly" aswell
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
I guess they don't buy groceries
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Oh wait
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Thats right
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
They eat Mcdonalds all the time
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
They are training to work there
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lol
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Because they have 4 "F"s
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whats that?
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Because its "fresh" to do bad in school
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oh F's as in grades...
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I thot u were talking about mcdonalds
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
A "F" is the lowest score you can receive on your report card
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
They also shun me for having good grammar
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
W
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
T
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
F
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
I don't talk like a gangsta so I'm not fly
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So What?
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
It dosen't bother me
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
I just have pity for their lives
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dont
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
No not like that
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
Like how Mr.T has pity for people
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
I pity them foos!
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lol k

Edited by Hobbes1098, 13 June 2007 - 02:34.


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Posted 13 June 2007 - 04:11

This is the worst error message I have seen... EVER.

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#672 Waris

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Posted 17 June 2007 - 23:56

Nice one there :P

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Posted 18 June 2007 - 10:33

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=]Chris[= says (6:32 PM):
MYLO Gone Wild!
=]Chris[= says (6:32 PM):
In this special dvd
=]Chris[= says (6:32 PM):
we will include hot sexy 3dsmax action!
=]Chris[= says (6:32 PM):
Bigger
=]Chris[= says (6:33 PM):
More awesome
=]Chris[= says (6:33 PM):
MODELS
MYLO says (6:33 PM):
xD

=]Chris[= says (6:33 PM):
Why wait!
=]Chris[= says (6:33 PM):
Call now and you will get this bonus dvd showing MYLO eating his breakfast!
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MYLO Gone WILD! Now On DVD for $45.99
=]Chris[= says (6:33 PM):
!
MYLO says (6:34 PM):
xD
=]Chris[= says (6:34 PM):
:P
=]Chris[= says (6:34 PM):
*quotez*
MYLO says (6:34 PM):
well, im fucking sex while im eating^^
MYLO says (6:34 PM):
sey
=]Chris[= says (6:34 PM):
LOL
MYLO says (6:34 PM):
sexyx
=]Chris[= says (6:34 PM):
pwnt by typo!
=]Chris[= says (6:34 PM):
:P
=]Chris[= says (6:34 PM):
oh wait!
MYLO says (6:34 PM):
xD
=]Chris[= says (6:35 PM):
I also forgot to mention!
=]Chris[= says (6:35 PM):
In this Bonus DVD
=]Chris[= says (6:35 PM):
You will also get a limited MYLO virtual action figure!
=]Chris[= says (6:35 PM):
And a Limited MYLO in Briefs while eating breakfast Posters!








#674 Zeke

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Posted 18 June 2007 - 11:11

:P BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :P

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I wanna laugh at them.... but I'd probably get, as they say, 'popped' for doing that.
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
No
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
They would most likely insult your shoes
Sean A.K.A. Hobbes1098 says:
In a rap song

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I haven't laughed that hard in ages :P

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