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#76 Nexolate

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Posted 10 May 2006 - 17:35

I hate you so much right now... >.>
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#77 The_Hunter

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Posted 13 May 2006 - 08:00

can't realy qoute this so i'll post a image instead

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that's me and stalink after i asked him if he wanted to be moderator of the ideas and suggestion forum :)
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#78 Waris

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Posted 13 May 2006 - 08:02

lmao :)

#79 Athena

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Posted 13 May 2006 - 14:58

:) some funny stuff there.

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Waris: DS transmogrify to Hunter!!


#80 Foxhound

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Posted 13 May 2006 - 17:48

Cat thinks I'm obsessed with O&M:

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AMR RustyDroid (11:23:54 AM): hey they've released a trailer for the newest Super Smash Bros. game and you'll never believe who they put in
CodeCat42 (11:24:11 AM): Millie? lol

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#81 CodeCat

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Posted 13 May 2006 - 18:34

So? You are!!
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#82 Foxhound

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Posted 13 May 2006 - 18:48

ok, so I do make mention of O&M a lot. doesnt mean I'm obsessed.
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#83 CodeCat

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Posted 13 May 2006 - 23:44

Oh I have logs to disprove that, just wait till I get back home! :)

In the meantime, here's one from another forum I visit:

Rob said:

Also on the agenda is that Sari is awesome and i love her to bits. Then reassemble her. Then love her to bits again. It's a cycle she has to put up with...

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#84 Foxhound

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Posted 14 May 2006 - 02:30

great...
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#85 Nexolate

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Posted 14 May 2006 - 10:19

MSN Convo between No-Skillz and CodeCat said:

Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Somebody set up us the bomb! says:
So, skillless man
Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Somebody set up us the bomb! says:
We meet again...
No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112! says:
...>.>?
Das ist ich?
Du hat eine probleme?
Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Somebody set up us the bomb! says:
Nein ich habe keine probleme aber ich wollte dir fragen um ein spiel mit mich zu tun
Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Somebody set up us the bomb! says:
Shockwave, zum beispiel...
No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112! says:
Oh dear god it burns!!!!!!!!!!11 >_<
Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Somebody set up us the bomb! says:
Hmm das musst wohl das schlechtster Deutsch sein was ich immer gelesen habe...


The burning... >.>

Edited by No-Skillz, 14 May 2006 - 10:23.

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#86 CodeCat

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Posted 14 May 2006 - 10:24

And here it is, the proof we've been waiting for! :)

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[01:49] AMR RustyDroid: hey you know the "Define 'cynical'" T-shirt they have?
[01:50] CodeCat: Yeah
[01:50] AMR RustyDroid: I've considered getting it...I am obsessed arent I?
[01:57] CodeCat: Yup


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[02:03] AMR RustyDroid: oh my god...I am obsessed
[02:04] AMR RustyDroid: ya know how Ozy says "Joy and Rapture"?
[02:04] CodeCat: No...
[02:05] AMR RustyDroid: anyway my sister was telling me something about cracking an egg and two yolks coming out and I responded "joy and rapture"
[02:05] CodeCat: You ARE obsessed!
[02:05] CodeCat: Good!
[02:05] CodeCat: More friends!

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#87 CodeCat

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Posted 14 May 2006 - 21:01

Me and Ash in the Zero Hour lobby, waiting for someone else to join us:

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[No-Skillz] 3 letters...
[No-Skillz] Afk...
[No-Skillz] -_-;;
[CodeCat] How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us.
[No-Skillz] ...Lawlz
[CodeCat] What you lawlz?
[No-Skillz] o_O
[CodeCat] You have no chance to lawlz make your time.
[No-Skillz] Lawlz! ^^
[CodeCat] Move game
[No-Skillz] Just trying to hook up some ShWers
[CodeCat] For great compstomping
[No-Skillz] No one's responding
[No-Skillz] Nooo
[No-Skillz] Wait
[No-Skillz] What about Blaat?
[No-Skillz] <.>
[No-Skillz] OH NO WAIT
[No-Skillz] I GOT THE PERFECT PERSON
[No-Skillz] xD


Moments later, on MSN...

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[20:38] No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112!: Want to have a game of ShW with me and Code? xD
[20:39] CodeCat - Somebody set up us the bomb!: Yup
[20:39] No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112!: xP


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[20:41] CodeCat - Somebody set up us the bomb!: BTW this is funny quote material for later :/
[20:41] No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112!: ...O Rly?
[20:41] No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112!: You gonna quote it, or shall I?
[20:42] CodeCat - Somebody set up us the bomb!: I will, it was my idea :)
[20:42] No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112!: ...Fine
[20:42] No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112!: So why did you tell me?!
[20:42] No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112!: >_<
[20:42] CodeCat - Somebody set up us the bomb!: Oh shut up you... where's crypty

Edited by CodeCat, 28 December 2010 - 00:18.

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#88 Foxhound

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Posted 15 May 2006 - 00:09

you just had to post the O&M stuff didnt you?

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AMR RustyDroid (5:36:22 PM): retry_1 and CodeCat *assume faux stupid voice* I wonder who those are...
CodeCat42 (5:36:38 PM): lol


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AMR RustyDroid (7:01:00 PM): I got a question for ya: Ion cannon or Nod nuke?
CodeCat42 (7:01:12 PM): Nuuuuuuke
AMR RustyDroid (7:01:33 PM): alright...Nuke or SCUD Storm?
CodeCat42 (7:02:20 PM): Nuke!
AMR RustyDroid (7:02:57 PM): Nuke or ShW Soyuz Missile?
CodeCat42 (7:03:46 PM): Nuke!
AMR RustyDroid (7:04:22 PM): I'm guessing right now that you're the kind of person who builds nukes, nukes, and more nukes in strategy games
CodeCat42 (7:05:09 PM): Yup!


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CodeCat42 (7:47:41 PM): So there was a stage where you could say 'I'm going to lie down on the barbecue'
AMR RustyDroid (7:48:14 PM): whatever. if you did that today you'd be charred.
CodeCat42 (7:48:39 PM): lol
CodeCat42 (7:48:56 PM): Even if it was off, assuming there was some char left in it
AMR RustyDroid (7:51:43 PM): yeah...
AMR RustyDroid (7:55:26 PM): we invented...ummm...uh...let me think...
CodeCat42 (7:56:04 PM): The nuke
AMR RustyDroid (7:56:28 PM): well yeah, there's that
AMR RustyDroid (7:57:02 PM): we invented stealth aircraft
AMR RustyDroid (7:58:10 PM): and the gattling gun
CodeCat42 (7:58:15 PM): But is there anything besides weaponry?
CodeCat42 (7:58:23 PM): I wouldn't exactly be proud of that...
AMR RustyDroid (7:59:11 PM): in a way, you can, cause it means no one can mess with you and not get out unscathed
AMR RustyDroid (7:59:27 PM): but non-weaponry...we had the first powered aircraft
CodeCat42 (7:59:34 PM): Yeah right, so you have the power to obliterate anyone who attacks
CodeCat42 (7:59:44 PM): Obliteration = bad
CodeCat42 (7:59:49 PM): No matter who does it
AMR RustyDroid (7:59:49 PM): and...rock music
CodeCat42 (7:59:53 PM): lol
AMR RustyDroid (7:59:53 PM): and jazz
CodeCat42 (7:59:58 PM): And anticommunism
AMR RustyDroid (8:00:03 PM): lol


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AMR RustyDroid (8:01:40 PM): did you know, if you put kerosene in a car engine, the tailpipe shoots flames?
CodeCat42 (8:01:57 PM): o0


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#89 Foxhound

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Posted 16 May 2006 - 01:05

RustyDroid said:

man, I think I have an overactive short and long term memory. I get songs stuck in my head a lot, and I cant stop thinking about those people chanting "Kane!" over and over and over again

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#90 Athena

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Posted 16 May 2006 - 12:17

me, on my dads birthday, said:

Me: I hear barking, I think my aunt has arrived.
Me: The dog barks, not my aunt :P.


#91 Foxhound

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Posted 17 May 2006 - 00:20

Me and a friend said:

(ME)"You have a one track mind"
(FRIEND)"No, I have a dirt track mind!"

Edited by RustyDroid, 17 May 2006 - 00:22.

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#92 Blonde-Unknown

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Posted 17 May 2006 - 15:36

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(idiot)..hey you droped your gay card

(me) oh crape i got 50% off all clothes on that thing

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#93 Foxhound

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Posted 18 May 2006 - 00:19

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CodeCat42 (7:46:47 PM): Hey what do you get when someone eats a bible?
AMR RustyDroid (7:46:51 PM): idk
AMR RustyDroid (7:46:56 PM): holy shit


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AMR RustyDroid (7:36:09 PM): we are obsessed
CodeCat42 (7:37:01 PM): Great, let's be obsessed together


sigh...
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#94 The_Hunter

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Posted 20 May 2006 - 13:19

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No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112! zegt:
'ello
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
da
No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112! zegt:
How are j00?
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
tired
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
been working from 9 till 2
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
in the rain
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
>_<
No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112! zegt:
Ow...
No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112! zegt:
I apologise for making you suffer
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
?
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
you casted a rain spell or something  ?
No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112! zegt:
No, I am God"
No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112! zegt:
xD
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
:P
No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112! zegt:
Lol, I got a quick question
No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112! zegt:
Can people on ShW ZH, play people on ShW TFD ZH?
No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112! zegt:
Cos me and Code couldn't play Flareon today, it was weird...
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
weird what
No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112! zegt:
o_O
No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112! zegt:
What?
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
we get signal
No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112! zegt:
Omfg...
No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112! zegt:
xD
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
ROFL
No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112! zegt:
xD
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
omg lol i'm gonna qoute that
No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112! zegt:
Fucking owned...
No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112! zegt:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#
No-Skillz | ph34r my 14ck 0ph 5k|112! zegt:
xD


me and ash having a little convo
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#95 CodeCat

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Posted 20 May 2006 - 19:18

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[19:23] CodeCat - Giving life some colour: You know, if by some fluke there really happens to be a heaven and if I ever got sent there, I'd say 'I want my fucking phone call!'

Edited by CodeCat, 18 December 2010 - 22:50.

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#96 Foxhound

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Posted 20 May 2006 - 21:34

wow wtf?

PS: Looks like CodeCat's been listening to Generals Challenge people too much...

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AMR RustyDroid (5:10:54 PM): hey again
CodeCat42 (5:11:07 PM): Greetings, general
AMR RustyDroid (5:11:31 PM): playing the Generals challenge I will assume?
CodeCat42 (5:11:32 PM): Do not think I can not see your spies flying over my base... pleeease look all you wish, because this may be the last time you ever see my stronghold
AMR RustyDroid (5:11:39 PM): Thrax.
CodeCat42 (5:11:53 PM): No I was playing a 4vs4 comp stomp with Ash, Hunter and Rum
AMR RustyDroid (5:11:58 PM): oh
AMR RustyDroid (5:12:06 PM): but why are you quoting thrax then
CodeCat42 (5:12:08 PM): And 2 of them bailed on us... :P
AMR RustyDroid (5:12:11 PM): lol
CodeCat42 (5:12:15 PM): Cause thrax rules
CodeCat42 (5:12:19 PM): He's funny

Edited by RustyDroid, 20 May 2006 - 21:35.

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#97 Foxhound

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 16:26

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AMR RustyDroid (11:52:16 AM): oh great, you're getting philosophic now
CodeCat42 (11:52:23 AM): Oh I always am

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#98 CodeCat

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 16:54

I'm beginning to believe you're my idol or something... :dope:
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#99 Foxhound

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 16:57

no, its just you say stuff that I find funny on a regualr basis...you should try stand up sometime
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#100 CodeCat

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 16:58

I might if I really thought any of it was actually funny..
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