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#826 Jamie^

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Posted 19 August 2007 - 11:18

"Slipknot, it takes 9 people to make the sound you do, but 1 retard in a dumpster could produce the same sound"

"One death is a tragedy, a million is a statistic"

"If your not living life to the edge, then your taking up too much space"

"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
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#827 CodeCat

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Posted 19 August 2007 - 11:28

Read the rules please.
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#828 Crazykenny

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Posted 19 August 2007 - 13:06

You mean this one? ;)

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So don't go around posting random quotes that have nothing to do with you. ;)


View PostBoidy, on 19 Aug 2007, 3:29, said:

Dude, Kenny, Casanova is the coolest guy EVER! Don't even DARE compare yourself with his greatness. Assuming its teh same Casanova I think you are talking about, otherwise its either some old guy or some guy from some movie called Casanova, in which case carry on.


Well E.V.E has the tendency to call me Casanova. And im sure as hell not comparing my self to some chick hunter XD

Edited by Crazykenny, 19 August 2007 - 13:07.

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#829 Jamie^

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Posted 19 August 2007 - 21:41

i have said the 1st 3 plenty of times on MSN to my friends
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#830 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 20 August 2007 - 22:10

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тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
Wut
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
Ohh
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
Hallo thar
Sean/Hobbes1098 dice:
Hey
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
gotta mah new bike ready ^^
Sean/Hobbes1098 dice:
Cool
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
a pic with me and the bike
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
http://img211.images...dscn1940uj5.jpg
Sean/Hobbes1098 dice:
Cool lol
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
lol
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
PIE!! http://img338.images...dscn1954vf3.jpg
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
i dunny why but in that pic i have a fat ass
Sean/Hobbes1098 dice:
XD
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
lol
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
i remember
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
i stole one of those pies and i hide it in mah ass
Sean/Hobbes1098 dice:
XD


also :D

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тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ says (4:11 PM):
where is she
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ says (4:11 PM):
yayo i mean
Sean/Hobbes1098 says (4:11 PM):
Yayo is'nt a girl XD
Sean/Hobbes1098 says (4:12 PM):
The fox he draws is
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ says (4:12 PM):
who is the girl
Sean/Hobbes1098 says (4:12 PM):
XD
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ says (4:12 PM):
the?
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ says (4:12 PM):
LOL
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ says (4:12 PM):
OWND
Sean/Hobbes1098 says (4:12 PM):
You thought Chris was a girl!

Edited by HeartBreak1, 20 August 2007 - 22:25.


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#831 Waris

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Posted 21 August 2007 - 06:05

View PostCodeCat, on 19 Aug 2007, 18:49, said:

[12:45] CodeCat42: So I'd better come then? :D
[12:46] Blaat85: Yeah I'd prefer that. Or I'll eat all the curry by myself :D
[12:46] CodeCat42: Dinitrogen icosaoxide!!!!!!
[12:46] Blaat85: What's that exactly? N2O but that icosa
[12:46] CodeCat42: 20
[12:47] Blaat85: N2O20?
[12:47] CodeCat42: Yeah
[12:47] CodeCat42: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[12:47] Blaat85: LOL

:D

#832 Soul

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Posted 21 August 2007 - 23:09

This weirded me out.

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[19:01] <Soul> You think the FBI or someother group like that ever checks IRC channels like this?
[19:02] *** FBI (FBI@84AD9248.A5D9D1F1.548C132E.IP) joined
[19:03] <FBI> no we dont
[19:03] *** FBI quit (Quit: FBI)
[19:03] <@Bob> :D
[19:08] <Soul> O_O


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[19:22] *** CIA (CIA@Acidchat-99AA23C2.eastlink.ca) joined
[19:22] <CIA> Seriously
[19:22] <CIA> Shut the hell up, we don't exist
[19:22] <Soul> O_O
[19:22] *** CrimsonWolf (retry-1@Acidchat-7B089EDF.chi01.dsl-w.verizon.net) joined
[19:22] <CIA> Oh, and don't look behind you
[19:22] *** ChanServ sets channel #estudios mode +v CrimsonWolf
[19:22] *** CIA quit (Quit: CIA)
[19:22] <Soul> oh shit


Edit2: The FBI returns o_O?

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[19:30] *** FBI (AcidUser41@Acidchat-99AA23C2.eastlink.ca) joined
[19:30] <BillyChaka> um...
[19:30] <FBI> Duh
[19:30] <FBI> Just stop asking questions
[19:30] <FBI> get on with your normal lives
[19:30] <FBI> so we can wiretap you more effectively
[19:30] <FBI> kthxbai
[19:30] *** FBI quit (Quit: FBI)
[19:30] <BillyChaka> ...

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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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#833 Foxhound

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Posted 22 August 2007 - 07:29

:D Lovin' it
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#834 Areze

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Posted 22 August 2007 - 09:15

At least you didn't get the army. :D

Edited by Nightshadow, 22 August 2007 - 09:15.

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#835 Razven

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Posted 22 August 2007 - 14:07

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Me: Your dad just died.
Kid: ok


#836 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 22 August 2007 - 14:15

View PostSoul, on 22 Aug 2007, 1:09, said:

This weirded me out.

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[19:01] <Soul> You think the FBI or someother group like that ever checks IRC channels like this?
[19:02] *** FBI (FBI@84AD9248.A5D9D1F1.548C132E.IP) joined
[19:03] <FBI> no we dont
[19:03] *** FBI quit (Quit: FBI)
[19:03] <@Bob> :D
[19:08] <Soul> O_O


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[19:22] *** CIA (CIA@Acidchat-99AA23C2.eastlink.ca) joined
[19:22] <CIA> Seriously
[19:22] <CIA> Shut the hell up, we don't exist
[19:22] <Soul> O_O
[19:22] *** CrimsonWolf (retry-1@Acidchat-7B089EDF.chi01.dsl-w.verizon.net) joined
[19:22] <CIA> Oh, and don't look behind you
[19:22] *** ChanServ sets channel #estudios mode +v CrimsonWolf
[19:22] *** CIA quit (Quit: CIA)
[19:22] <Soul> oh shit


Edit2: The FBI returns o_O?

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[19:30] *** FBI (AcidUser41@Acidchat-99AA23C2.eastlink.ca) joined
[19:30] <BillyChaka> um...
[19:30] <FBI> Duh
[19:30] <FBI> Just stop asking questions
[19:30] <FBI> get on with your normal lives
[19:30] <FBI> so we can wiretap you more effectively
[19:30] <FBI> kthxbai
[19:30] *** FBI quit (Quit: FBI)
[19:30] <BillyChaka> ...


LOL WINS XD

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blueprint means blue and white prints :D
Aqua | Sasuke-magnet. dice:
not plain white
Aqua | Sasuke-magnet. dice:
blue print is only the blue lines!
Aqua | Sasuke-magnet. dice:
I mean, white paper
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
whatever is
Aqua | Sasuke-magnet. dice:
BLUE PAPER!
Aqua | Sasuke-magnet. dice:
WHITE LIENS
Aqua | Sasuke-magnet. dice:
*LINES
Aqua | Sasuke-magnet. dice:
I can't spell!
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
TYPOS!!!
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
THE FBI IS HACKIN OU R TYM POS
Aqua | Sasuke-magnet. dice:
yes, they is using our typos to find aliens and terrorists!
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
XD

Edited by HeartBreak1, 22 August 2007 - 17:08.


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#837 Soul

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Posted 23 August 2007 - 18:34

Stupid people shouldn't have Computers :) .

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Slye_Fox says:
i just had a retard contact me
Jonathan - says:
wow was it?
Jonathan - says:
sorry who
Slye_Fox says:
http://www.gamershel...oad_20633.shtml
Slye_Fox says:
he downloaded that
Slye_Fox says:
then complained to me that he couldn't install "my mod" onto C&C3
Jonathan - says:
What an idiot
Slye_Fox says:
I even said it was't my mod 4 times
Slye_Fox says:
i even gave gim the ModDB page of the mod he did download
Jonathan - says:
And he still bitched at you?
Slye_Fox says:
yeah
Jonathan - says:
There are too many stupid people who shouldn't use computers.
Slye_Fox says:
lol

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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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#838 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 23 August 2007 - 22:01

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J.Topple Rank: Staff Sergeant! dice:
and you have the las oe
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
las oe?
J.Topple Rank: Staff Sergeant! dice:
ys te las oe
J.Topple Rank: Staff Sergeant! dice:
wf
J.Topple Rank: Staff Sergeant! dice:
dmit
J.Topple Rank: Staff Sergeant! dice:
fkng kys
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
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#839 The_Hunter

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Posted 23 August 2007 - 22:27

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Solar Thingy zegt:
I have a great plan that is unfolding.
The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
oooo
The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
i bet it had a liquid tiberium bomb in the plan right ?
Solar Thingy zegt:
World Domination!
The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
and your actualy bald too right ?
Solar Thingy zegt:
LOL!

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#840 Alias

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Posted 25 August 2007 - 17:03

3am boredom with Stinger:
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#841 Soul

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Posted 25 August 2007 - 19:07

Haha, I can't use that drawing thing, stupid MSN won't let me.
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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#842 Hobbesy

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Posted 25 August 2007 - 19:48

=0 The Hl2 thing is mine thiefs. I'm the one who yells "STRIIIIIIDER!!!!!!!" in the middle of convos. :lol:

Edited by Hobbes1098, 25 August 2007 - 19:48.


#843 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 25 August 2007 - 20:26

thats real!! :lol:

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#844 Soul

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Posted 28 August 2007 - 18:50

I'm very very sorry CodeCat, but I just couldn't resist posting this one.

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<Anonymous> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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#845 Hobbesy

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Posted 28 August 2007 - 21:16

0_0 Damn..........

Edited by Hobbes1098, 28 August 2007 - 21:16.


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Posted 28 August 2007 - 21:19

Gahahahah Fucking pwned ;)

Edited by Chris, 28 August 2007 - 21:19.








#847 Areze

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Posted 28 August 2007 - 23:48

So mean, yet so awesome. ;)
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#848 Zancloufer

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Posted 29 August 2007 - 21:03

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Zancloufer (A.K.A. Itzan) says (4:55 PM):
tbh
Zancloufer (A.K.A. Itzan) says (4:55 PM):
this is like BALANCE
Zancloufer (A.K.A. Itzan) says (4:56 PM):
in a folder
Zancloufer (A.K.A. Itzan) says (4:56 PM):
no more naggin
=]Kris[= - Zen Fox says (4:56 PM):
;)
Zancloufer (A.K.A. Itzan) says (4:56 PM):
you just read those files for the needed balance
Zancloufer (A.K.A. Itzan) says (4:56 PM):
NEED BALANCE?
Zancloufer (A.K.A. Itzan) says (4:56 PM):
JUST USE THESE ININS
=]Kris[= - Zen Fox says (4:56 PM):
;)
=]Kris[= - Zen Fox says (4:56 PM):
Balance in a rar
=]Kris[= - Zen Fox says (4:56 PM):
;)
Zancloufer (A.K.A. Itzan) says (4:56 PM):
XD
Zancloufer (A.K.A. Itzan) says (4:56 PM):
EAT BALANCE C&C U
=]Kris[= - Zen Fox says (4:57 PM):
Balance flakes!
Zancloufer (A.K.A. Itzan) says (4:57 PM):
Part of a healthly mod
=]Kris[= - Zen Fox says (4:58 PM):
;)
=]Kris[= - Zen Fox says (4:58 PM):
lmfao
=]Kris[= - Zen Fox says (4:58 PM):
Zanclouflakes!
=]Kris[= - Zen Fox says (4:58 PM):
Part of a healthly mod


C&C U Convo. With coloured letters D=

Edited by Zancloufer27, 29 August 2007 - 21:04.





#849 MentalAss

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Posted 30 August 2007 - 04:37

View PostSoul, on 28 Aug 2007, 14:50, said:

I'm very very sorry CodeCat, but I just couldn't resist posting this one.

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<Anonymous> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

:rotfll: That, my friend, is golden.

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Tim says (12:05 AM):
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Lizzie says (12:09 AM):
*Throws nids severed head at you*


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o.0


Tim says (12:09 AM):
Obtains Nidmeister's head: Quest Item


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Turn in for 3000 experience and 50 Silver


Lizzie says (12:11 AM):
I want him in the game, on a PVP so I can stab him


Tim says (12:12 AM):
unlocks quest: Collect Kill Mod's head

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You will recieve: Vial of DTS Admin Powers, 4000 XP, and 1 Gold

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