Funny quotes
#826
Posted 19 August 2007 - 11:18
"One death is a tragedy, a million is a statistic"
"If your not living life to the edge, then your taking up too much space"
"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
#828
Posted 19 August 2007 - 13:06
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Boidy, on 19 Aug 2007, 3:29, said:
Well E.V.E has the tendency to call me Casanova. And im sure as hell not comparing my self to some chick hunter XD
Edited by Crazykenny, 19 August 2007 - 13:07.
#829
Posted 19 August 2007 - 21:41
#830
Posted 20 August 2007 - 22:10
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Wut
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
Ohh
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
Hallo thar
Sean/Hobbes1098 dice:
Hey
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
gotta mah new bike ready ^^
Sean/Hobbes1098 dice:
Cool
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
a pic with me and the bike
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
http://img211.images...dscn1940uj5.jpg
Sean/Hobbes1098 dice:
Cool lol
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
lol
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
PIE!! http://img338.images...dscn1954vf3.jpg
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
i dunny why but in that pic i have a fat ass
Sean/Hobbes1098 dice:
XD
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
lol
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
i remember
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
i stole one of those pies and i hide it in mah ass
Sean/Hobbes1098 dice:
XD
also
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where is she
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ says (4:11 PM):
yayo i mean
Sean/Hobbes1098 says (4:11 PM):
Yayo is'nt a girl XD
Sean/Hobbes1098 says (4:12 PM):
The fox he draws is
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ says (4:12 PM):
who is the girl
Sean/Hobbes1098 says (4:12 PM):
XD
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ says (4:12 PM):
the?
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ says (4:12 PM):
LOL
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ says (4:12 PM):
OWND
Sean/Hobbes1098 says (4:12 PM):
You thought Chris was a girl!
Edited by HeartBreak1, 20 August 2007 - 22:25.
#831
Posted 21 August 2007 - 06:05
CodeCat, on 19 Aug 2007, 18:49, said:
[12:46] Blaat85: Yeah I'd prefer that. Or I'll eat all the curry by myself
[12:46] CodeCat42: Dinitrogen icosaoxide!!!!!!
[12:46] Blaat85: What's that exactly? N2O but that icosa
[12:46] CodeCat42: 20
[12:47] Blaat85: N2O20?
[12:47] CodeCat42: Yeah
[12:47] CodeCat42: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[12:47] Blaat85: LOL
#832
Posted 21 August 2007 - 23:09
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[19:02] *** FBI (FBI@84AD9248.A5D9D1F1.548C132E.IP) joined
[19:03] <FBI> no we dont
[19:03] *** FBI quit (Quit: FBI)
[19:03] <@Bob>
[19:08] <Soul> O_O
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[19:22] <CIA> Seriously
[19:22] <CIA> Shut the hell up, we don't exist
[19:22] <Soul> O_O
[19:22] *** CrimsonWolf (retry-1@Acidchat-7B089EDF.chi01.dsl-w.verizon.net) joined
[19:22] <CIA> Oh, and don't look behind you
[19:22] *** ChanServ sets channel #estudios mode +v CrimsonWolf
[19:22] *** CIA quit (Quit: CIA)
[19:22] <Soul> oh shit
Edit2: The FBI returns o_O?
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[19:30] <BillyChaka> um...
[19:30] <FBI> Duh
[19:30] <FBI> Just stop asking questions
[19:30] <FBI> get on with your normal lives
[19:30] <FBI> so we can wiretap you more effectively
[19:30] <FBI> kthxbai
[19:30] *** FBI quit (Quit: FBI)
[19:30] <BillyChaka> ...
Edited by Soul, 21 August 2007 - 23:49.
Insomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:
I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.
#834
Posted 22 August 2007 - 09:15
Edited by Nightshadow, 22 August 2007 - 09:15.
#835
Posted 22 August 2007 - 14:07
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Kid: ok
#836
Posted 22 August 2007 - 14:15
Soul, on 22 Aug 2007, 1:09, said:
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[19:02] *** FBI (FBI@84AD9248.A5D9D1F1.548C132E.IP) joined
[19:03] <FBI> no we dont
[19:03] *** FBI quit (Quit: FBI)
[19:03] <@Bob>
[19:08] <Soul> O_O
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[19:22] <CIA> Seriously
[19:22] <CIA> Shut the hell up, we don't exist
[19:22] <Soul> O_O
[19:22] *** CrimsonWolf (retry-1@Acidchat-7B089EDF.chi01.dsl-w.verizon.net) joined
[19:22] <CIA> Oh, and don't look behind you
[19:22] *** ChanServ sets channel #estudios mode +v CrimsonWolf
[19:22] *** CIA quit (Quit: CIA)
[19:22] <Soul> oh shit
Edit2: The FBI returns o_O?
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[19:30] <BillyChaka> um...
[19:30] <FBI> Duh
[19:30] <FBI> Just stop asking questions
[19:30] <FBI> get on with your normal lives
[19:30] <FBI> so we can wiretap you more effectively
[19:30] <FBI> kthxbai
[19:30] *** FBI quit (Quit: FBI)
[19:30] <BillyChaka> ...
LOL WINS XD
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Aqua | Sasuke-magnet. dice:
not plain white
Aqua | Sasuke-magnet. dice:
blue print is only the blue lines!
Aqua | Sasuke-magnet. dice:
I mean, white paper
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
whatever is
Aqua | Sasuke-magnet. dice:
BLUE PAPER!
Aqua | Sasuke-magnet. dice:
WHITE LIENS
Aqua | Sasuke-magnet. dice:
*LINES
Aqua | Sasuke-magnet. dice:
I can't spell!
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
TYPOS!!!
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
THE FBI IS HACKIN OU R TYM POS
Aqua | Sasuke-magnet. dice:
yes, they is using our typos to find aliens and terrorists!
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
XD
Edited by HeartBreak1, 22 August 2007 - 17:08.
#837
Posted 23 August 2007 - 18:34
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i just had a retard contact me
Jonathan - says:
wow was it?
Jonathan - says:
sorry who
Slye_Fox says:
http://www.gamershel...oad_20633.shtml
Slye_Fox says:
he downloaded that
Slye_Fox says:
then complained to me that he couldn't install "my mod" onto C&C3
Jonathan - says:
What an idiot
Slye_Fox says:
I even said it was't my mod 4 times
Slye_Fox says:
i even gave gim the ModDB page of the mod he did download
Jonathan - says:
And he still bitched at you?
Slye_Fox says:
yeah
Jonathan - says:
There are too many stupid people who shouldn't use computers.
Slye_Fox says:
lol
Edited by Soul, 23 August 2007 - 18:35.
Insomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:
I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.
#838
Posted 23 August 2007 - 22:01
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and you have the las oe
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
las oe?
J.Topple Rank: Staff Sergeant! dice:
ys te las oe
J.Topple Rank: Staff Sergeant! dice:
wf
J.Topple Rank: Staff Sergeant! dice:
dmit
J.Topple Rank: Staff Sergeant! dice:
fkng kys
тυš σנσš м υšтαη, мαš тυš ℓαвισš кιєяσ вšαя[[ σ.σ.σšнє кι∂σ.σ.σ]]∂єנαмє к ℓσš ρяυєвє ρσяк т кιєяσ ∂є νєя∂α∂ dice:
you has been infected by killmod
#839
Posted 23 August 2007 - 22:27
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I have a great plan that is unfolding.
The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
oooo
The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
i bet it had a liquid tiberium bomb in the plan right ?
Solar Thingy zegt:
World Domination!
The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
and your actualy bald too right ?
Solar Thingy zegt:
LOL!
#840
Posted 25 August 2007 - 17:03
#841
Posted 25 August 2007 - 19:07
Insomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:
I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.
#842
Posted 25 August 2007 - 19:48
Edited by Hobbes1098, 25 August 2007 - 19:48.
#844
Posted 28 August 2007 - 18:50
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<Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.
Insomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:
I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.
#845
Posted 28 August 2007 - 21:16
Edited by Hobbes1098, 28 August 2007 - 21:16.
#846
Posted 28 August 2007 - 21:19
Edited by Chris, 28 August 2007 - 21:19.
#847
Posted 28 August 2007 - 23:48
#848
Posted 29 August 2007 - 21:03
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tbh
Zancloufer (A.K.A. Itzan) says (4:55 PM):
this is like BALANCE
Zancloufer (A.K.A. Itzan) says (4:56 PM):
in a folder
Zancloufer (A.K.A. Itzan) says (4:56 PM):
no more naggin
=]Kris[= - Zen Fox says (4:56 PM):
Zancloufer (A.K.A. Itzan) says (4:56 PM):
you just read those files for the needed balance
Zancloufer (A.K.A. Itzan) says (4:56 PM):
NEED BALANCE?
Zancloufer (A.K.A. Itzan) says (4:56 PM):
JUST USE THESE ININS
=]Kris[= - Zen Fox says (4:56 PM):
=]Kris[= - Zen Fox says (4:56 PM):
Balance in a rar
=]Kris[= - Zen Fox says (4:56 PM):
Zancloufer (A.K.A. Itzan) says (4:56 PM):
XD
Zancloufer (A.K.A. Itzan) says (4:56 PM):
EAT BALANCE C&C U
=]Kris[= - Zen Fox says (4:57 PM):
Balance flakes!
Zancloufer (A.K.A. Itzan) says (4:57 PM):
Part of a healthly mod
=]Kris[= - Zen Fox says (4:58 PM):
=]Kris[= - Zen Fox says (4:58 PM):
lmfao
=]Kris[= - Zen Fox says (4:58 PM):
Zanclouflakes!
=]Kris[= - Zen Fox says (4:58 PM):
Part of a healthly mod
C&C U Convo. With coloured letters D=
Edited by Zancloufer27, 29 August 2007 - 21:04.
#849
Posted 30 August 2007 - 04:37
Soul, on 28 Aug 2007, 14:50, said:
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<Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.
:rotfll: That, my friend, is golden.
#850
Posted 31 August 2007 - 04:18
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back
Lizzie says (12:09 AM):
*Throws nids severed head at you*
Tim says (12:09 AM):
o.0
Tim says (12:09 AM):
Obtains Nidmeister's head: Quest Item
Tim says (12:10 AM):
Turn in for 3000 experience and 50 Silver
Lizzie says (12:11 AM):
I want him in the game, on a PVP so I can stab him
Tim says (12:12 AM):
unlocks quest: Collect Kill Mod's head
Tim says (12:12 AM):
You will recieve: Vial of DTS Admin Powers, 4000 XP, and 1 Gold
My escape route goes through the enemy.
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