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#1 Ghostrider

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 06:09

Behold! The wonder that is the Vortec Cyclone!
This one simple and inexpensive device will allow you to increase horsepower, save gas and improve emissions, guaranteed!

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#2 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 06:14

Try it and I'll consider it.
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 06:17

Lol. |8

I saw an ad for this on tv the other day, too... I just can't believe they sell enough of these to keep a website up and television commercials going.

*resists urge to blow up in a fit explaining all the flaws*

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#4 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 06:21

I was afraid a bot took over your account btw |8
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 20:49

haha better fuel economy what a load of shit how do u thing a supercharger works? that that isn't even a supercharger all it does it just sucks and force feeds air to the pistons and what drives the Vortec Cyclone? the engine of course and that will need to burn more fuel to keep it running.

"Despite our own internal tests and feedback from customers showing that our product works"
reading that how can a customer know if it really works unless they have used different brands of superchargers

second of all they are selling them for $40 bucks from what im looking at its nothing but a scam for a product that does bitter sweet fuck all as a supercharger because it isnt even a supercharger lol
and there's no point for using it for racing unless your racing identical cars you mite as well spend some good money for a real supercharger instead of wasting time with somethin that doesn't do much

edit: spelling XD

Edited by Major Fuckup, 26 January 2009 - 20:59.


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Posted 28 January 2009 - 12:23

Don't think it would even work at all.... = ="
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Posted 28 January 2009 - 22:50

Epic Marketing Fail.
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