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[Rayburn]

Yeah, it's been a bit of a tough week but I get along well with everyone. There's still some medical testing going on which is why
I'm on leave till Tuesday right now. Also, I just came back from the city centre; got myself a copy of that new CoH expansion.

[Dr. Strangelove]

You know you watch Fox if the word 'transnational' makes you wince.

[SorataZ]

Mr. Mylo, on 8 Feb 2009, 22:05, said:

You know you are german when you feel sad after a day without meat.
You know you are german when you have rules for absolutely everything.
You know you are in germany when you see in TV more sex than violence

Rayburn, on 8 Feb 2009, 22:15, said:

You know you're German when you're waiting for the traffic light to turn green before you cross the street even if you can neither see nor hear anything that even resembles a moving car within five kilometres.

You know you're German when people take the piss out of you with ancient Nazi jokes that already ceased to be funny years before the war broke out.

You know you're German when native English-speakers keep teasing you about your alleged inability to pronounce the th properly.

CommanderJB, on 9 Apr 2009, 8:33, said:

Rayburn, on 9 Apr 2009, 16:28, said:

You know you're in the Bundeswehr when you know more acronyms than every single geek on the internet

German acronyms = EPIC

(Also great to see you again, even if it is for what I suspect is only a brief drop by.)

You know you are a proud german when you're able to laugh about those things already said in this tread.
You know you are an unproud german when you use your alternative name instead of your german name .
You know you are a modern german when you send all Nazis to prison for the rest of their pour lifes.
You know you are a Rammstein fan when you are The_Hunter

[Dutchygamer]

KamuiK, on 12 Apr 2009, 18:05, said:

You know you are a Rammstein fan when you are The_Hunter or Dutchygamer

Fixed for you

[SorataZ]

Dutchygamer, on 12 Apr 2009, 19:09, said:

KamuiK, on 12 Apr 2009, 18:05, said:

You know you are a Rammstein fan when you are The_Hunter or Dutchygamer

Fixed for you

You know you are a Rammstein fan when you are Dutchygamer, Kamuik or The_Hunter
-fixed again

[Dr. Strangelove]

You know you're a Troubleshooter when you don't have the security clearance to read the documentation for the weapon you've just been issued.

[Sicarius]

You know you're from Newfoundland when you live and work in Fort Mac.

[Overdose]

You know you are in Brazil when the coffee cups are so small it takes practice to hold properly
You know you are in Brazil when little coffee cups have a brew so strong they can wake up the dead
You know you are in Brazil when you have a ceiling fan and air conditioning and still complain its too hot
You know you are in Brazil when you can hear that any and all football teams in the country just scored in any urban environment
You know you are in Brazil when you meet old people driving on biofuels because they want to be young
You know you are in Brazil when the word 'bureaucracy' has a negative image
You know you are in Brazil when everyone around you has a passive degree in tourism
You know you are in Brazil when you gift an infants their first ball and the first thing they do with it is to kick it
You know you are in Brazil when you see that retro is not a fashion but rather a way of life
You know you are in Brazil when everyone you know has a house maid
You know you are in Brazil when people of over ten nationalities live within your immediate area
You know you are in Brazil when you can't recognize it every 10 years

Edited by Overdose, 14 April 2009 - 06:13.

[FiReFTW]

You know you're Taliban when:
- You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

- You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

- You have more wives than teeth.

- You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'

- You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

- You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

- You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

- You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

- You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'

- You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

- You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

Edited by Scope, 14 April 2009 - 09:00.
due to merge added the context

[CodeCat]

I would have locked this if it weren't for the fact that there are no Taliban here, and nobody likes them anyway.

[BeefJeRKy]

Topics merged...

[Mathias]

You know you're Norwegian when you look at the thermometer one morning, see two degrees celsius, and go all fuzzy inside. Springtime!

[SorataZ]

You know you are german when you count Chocolate as basic nutrition.

[Razven]

You know you're Chinese when you despise every other race in the world.

[Dr. Strangelove]

You know you live in America when the income tax rate is 53%.

[AllStarZ]

You know you're Chinese when you openly swear at people in your native language and think they won't know.

and

You know you're Canadian when your contributions to the world are few and often marginalized.

[SorataZ]

You know you are from the Netherlands when you are The_Hunter.

[ultimentra]

You know your American if you like knowingly eating food thats bad for you once in awhile.