216 replies to this topic

[Hobbesy]

Granted but Bush sees it as an act of terrorism and your arrested!

I wish for a slice of cherry pie delivered to my front door that is wrapped in plastic and tottally clean made of 100% real pie stuff!

[Cryptkeeper]

granted but its delivered by rapist who rapes the living heck out of you

I wish for a 10 not twisted wishes

[Baal-Zebub]

Granted, but guess what? you won't live long enough to see them!



I wish I was a moderator.

[ultra1437]

granted, but you are banned for being a mod.

i wish for this topic to be pinned

[Sgt. Nuker]

Granted............consider it pinned........to your heart!!!

I wish for a blizzard....in Texas

[Alias]

granted, but a sandstorm blows it away.

I wish that America went below the poverty line

[retry_1]

granted but then america rises back up and fires a nuke bunker buster at your house

i wish dragunwurm wouldnt be sutch a moron

[AllStarZ]

granted, but to balance the yin and yang, tictac must be introduced.

I wish for an Colt .45 that never jams.

[retry_1]

granted but it explodes from being overheated
i wish for a indestructable infanate ammo m82

Edited by retry_1, 19 April 2006 - 02:01.

[Alias]

Granted, It backfires.

I wish that retry uses better grammar

[AllStarZ]

Granted, but he explodes from being too grammatically correct.

I wish for a lifetime supply of good Coca-Cola, food to be brought on a sufficient basis, a massive library, a computer, and a really comfy couch.

Edited by AllStarZ, 19 April 2006 - 02:05.

[Alias]

Granted, but your coke fries your keyboard, the food makes you too fat to fit withing your library, and when you sit on your couch it collapses

I wish for... (elipsis )

[AllStarZ]

Granted, but the wish backfires and makes you mute.

I wish for every single Tintin and Asterix comic ever made.

[Sgt. Nuker]

Granted, but they're in a language you can't read.

I wish for the end of forum spamming.

[AllStarZ]

Granted. Unfortunately, you didn't specify which forum.

I wish for the ability to read, write, listen and speak fluently every language in the world.

[Alias]

Granted, but you were defeated by intergalactic spacescum.

I wish that ******** would be *******

[Whitey]

Granted, you can **** your mom too

I wish to be a forum admin without interference from any posts to follow, meaning no twisting the idea

[Sgt. Nuker]

Granted. Since you didn't specify what "***" means, you wished that you house would flattened. Have a nice day.


I wish that all ShW forum spam would end, and that the twisted wish wouldn't affect this specific wish at all in any way.

[Whitey]

Granted, but immoman shall hax the forum back to normal being god n' all.

I wish for a piece of pristine-condition cake that I can eat without interference from ANYTHING.

[Alias]

except a cyclone

I wish that CBoidy would grow up

[AllStarZ]

Wish granted. However, he grew so up that he died from lack of circulation because his heart wasn't strong enough to pump blood through his expanded body.

I wish for a fully working, rust-proofed, fully loaded and modified Merkava MBT.

Edited by AllStarZ, 19 April 2006 - 03:52.

[Sgt. Nuker]

Granted. Merkava to be dropped on your house in.....5......4.....3.....2....1....0. Have a nice day.


I wish for world peace.

[Cryptkeeper]

granted but the world ends only 1 second later

I wish wishs would allways happan like what i acatly what i wished for.

Edited by cryptkeeper08, 19 April 2006 - 04:52.

[Sgt. Nuker]

Granted, but your wishes are granted literally, not how you meant them.

I wish my ex-g/f loved me.

[Cryptkeeper]

granted but she loves her new boyfriend more

I wish i had a abrams tank delivered to my driveway by guy named bill who like to all ways bring things to you nicely and fast and would never harm or do any thing to hurt anything or anyone