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[BeefJeRKy]

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IMAGINE
IT IS THE YEAR 2126
AND FALLOUT STUDIOS RUNS ON IPB 5.6
ALL THE MODERATORS DECIDED THAT THEY WERE
"Too old for this shit!"
AND LEFT

THE STEAM GROUP HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY HOBBESY 2.9
THE THIRD ROBOT TO TAKE OVER SINCE HOBBESY DECIDED
"He was too old for this shit!"
THE GROUP REGULARLY PLAYS TEAM FORTRESS 5

SCOPE IS NOW CALLED SCOPE (6) ON HIS FRIENDS PAGE INSTEAD OF SCOPE (1)
HE HAS HAD MANY CHILDREN
AND DIED OF STDS
BUT HE TRANSFERRED HIS MIND TO A COMPUTER
FEIGN DEATH MOTHERFUCKERS

HE TAKES PRIDE IN CALLING THEDR A SLIMEY MEATBAG
THEDR'S KNIVES ARE INNEFFECTIVE AGAINST SCOPE'S HEAVILY ARMOR PLATED ROBOT BODY
ONE TIME THEDR SCRATCHED SCOPE'S PAINT JOB
SCOPE FRIED THEDR WITH A LASER KANNON
THEDR THEN HAD HIMSELF CLONED

RAIDK ACCIDENTLY FELL INTO A POOL OF RADIOACTIVE SLUDGE
AND TURNED INTO A GIANT MONSTER
HE STILL TERRORIZES JAPAN
LIKE HIS FAVORITE CHARACTER
GODZILLA

More to come soon.

Edited by Scope, 23 May 2009 - 17:21.

[Libains]

LOL win.. Awesome stuff there.

[Hobbesy]

AFTER REALIZING HIS PEACEFUL EFFORTS ON EARTH WERE A FAILURE, CODECAT CALLED UPON HIS MANY FOLLOWERS AND HEADED TO MARS TO EVENTUALLY ESTABLISH A TRUE "RED" PLANET.

TO THIS DAY THE UISR HAS A GROWING POPULATION AND PRODUCES MANY OF ITS UNIVERSE RENOWNED "MARS BARS".

MARS BARS - TASTE THE REVOLUTION!

Edited by Høbbsey, 23 May 2009 - 02:01.

[Libains]

We can haz MOAR?

[BeefJeRKy]

Be patient young padawan!

[Hobbesy]

AFTER WIKI SITES WERE ABOLISHED UNDER THE "WE REALLY KIND OF WANT FACTUAL INFORMATION FROM LIBRARIES NOT WIKIS" ACT OF 2069, AJ WENT ON A KILLING SPREE IN THE BUREAUCRATIC OFFICES OF THE NEW WORLD'S MAIN HEADQUARTERS WITH FIREARMS ILLEGALLY DOWNLOADED FROM THEPIRATEBAY.CO.SINO.

AFTER HIS KILLING SPREE, HE MADE IT HIS PERSONAL GOAL IN LIFE TO SEEK OUT IDIOCY AND DESTROY IT SO THAT NO SOURCE OF FREE KNOWLEDGE WOULD EVER BE THREATENED AGAIN.

THE CURRENT LEVEL OF CHAVS IN THE UNIVERSE STANDS AT FIVE, WITH THEM BEING HIGHLY GUARDED IN SCATTERED ZOOS.

Edited by Høbbsey, 23 May 2009 - 02:13.

[Libains]

If you stop I will be very very very annoyed, and may bring the prediction forwards a few years!

[Hobbesy]

AFTER BEING PUSHED OVER THE EDGE BY THE INFLUX OF IDIOTS ON FALLOUT STUDIOS IN 2256, WIZARD WENT CRAZY AND DECIDED TO PURGE THE INTERNET OF FOOLISHNESS IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY EMPEROR. USING HIS OWN DRAWINGS, HE CREATED A HIGHLY ADVANCED SUIT WHICH RESEMBLED THAT OF A SPACE MARINE, AND SEVERAL WEAPONS INCLUDING A RIFLE THAT FIRED EXPLOSIVE SLUGS.

WHAT FOLLOWED WAS A GRUESOME CAMPAIGN OF SLAUGHTER AND DEATH AS HE ACTIVELY SOUGHT OUT THOSE CONSIDERED TO BE THE WORST ON THE FORUM AND SAW THAT THEY WOULD POST NO MORE.

THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS, AND WIZARD'S CURRENT LOCATION IS UNKNOWN.

Edited by Høbbsey, 23 May 2009 - 02:20.

[BeefJeRKy]

This will achieve LEGEN - wait for it - DARY status

P.S. Cookies for whoever gets the reference

[Dr. Strangelove]

*Inserts typical comment here*

[Pandut]

Hobbesy, you never cease to confuse (and amuse) me...

[Ghostrider]

HOBBESY, YOUR CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS STUCK...

[Soul]

Keep going .

[Pandut]

Soul, on 22 May 2009, 21:09, said:

Keep going .

Yes, I'm fairly interested in this too

[Hobbesy]

But I'm all out of ideas now. D:

(Maybe tomorrow or something)

[Rai]

Your stories are great Hobbesy. I can't wait for the future of the other moderators.

Edited by Papaya Master Rai, 23 May 2009 - 05:26.

[Chyros]

...what the fuck .

[Hobbesy]

AFTER BEING SAID TO HAVE BEEN PURGED BY WIZARD IN HIS FURY AND RIGHTEOUS JUDGMENT, PAPAYA RETURNED FROM THE DEAD IN 2065. UPON HIS RETURN HE WAS CROWNED AS A HERO AND MADE INTO A MODERATOR. HE IMMEDIATELY PUT IN TO ACTION A PLAN THAT WOULD ENSURE HIS SURVIVAL IF WIZARD WERE TO SHOW UP, OR IF A STRONGER FORCE WERE TO ATTACK THE FORUMS.

ACTUALLY I'M JUST LYING TO YOU, PAPAYA MADE THE ENTIRE FORUM INTO A GODDAMN SPAM FORUM. NORMAL MEMBERS WERE FORCED TO SPAM AND CHAOS AND ANARCHY TOOK OVER. NORMAL MEMBERS WERE FORCED TO MAKE UP TO SIXTY SPAMMY POSTS A DAY OR ELSE THEY WOULD BE BANNED FOR DISOBEDIENCE.

IT WOULD BE EIGHTY YEARS BEFORE PAPAYA WAS TOLD TO GTFO AND WAS THROWN OUT OF POWER.

Edited by Høbbsey, 23 May 2009 - 07:50.

[Nid]

Høbbsey, on 23 May 2009, 3:19, said:

AFTER BEING PUSHED OVER THE EDGE BY THE INFLUX OF IDIOTS ON FALLOUT STUDIOS IN 2256, WIZARD ...

Høbbsey, on 23 May 2009, 8:47, said:

AFTER BEING SAID TO HAVE BEEN PURGED BY WIZARD IN HIS FURY AND RIGHTEOUS JUDGMENT, PAPAYA RETURNED FROM THE DEAD IN 2065.

wat

Edited by Nidmeister, 23 May 2009 - 07:55.

[Rai]

I like it. Please continue Hobbesy.

[Hobbesy]

ALIAS WAS KILLED BY A STINGRAY ONE DAY WHEN HE DECIDED TO SHOW THE INTERNET THAT HE WAS THE TRUE MASTER OF AUSTRALIA AND THAT STEVE IRWIN WAS A "FAG".

UNFORTUNATELY, STINGRAYS ARE THE LEADING CAUSE OF DEATH AMONG AUSTRALIAN TOUGH GUYS AND ALIAS NEVER STOOD A CHANCE.

STINGRAYS ARE ALSO SAID TO BE LADDER LEADERS IN THE POPULAR GAME "TEAM FORTRESS 5" DUE TO THEIR EXPERIENCE IN BACKSTABBING HUMANS. ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING, ISN'T IT?

Edited by Høbbsey, 23 May 2009 - 08:09.

[Nid]

Lolololololol

D: <3 Alias.

[Dauth]

Hehe very good. Though I'm surprised AJ hasn't FAJLed to kill me yet.

[RaiDK]

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RAIDK ACCIDENTLY FELL INTO A POOL OF RADIOACTIVE SLUDGE
AND TURNED INTO A GIANT MONSTER
HE STILL TERRORIZES JAPAN
LIKE HIS FAVORITE CHARACTER
GODZILLA

I'm RaiDK, and I approve of this message.

[Alias]

Høbbsey, on 23 May 2009, 17:59, said:

ALIAS WAS KILLED BY A STINGRAY ONE DAY WHEN HE DECIDED TO SHOW THE INTERNET THAT HE WAS THE TRUE MASTER OF AUSTRALIA AND THAT STEVE IRWIN WAS A "FAG".

UNFORTUNATELY, STINGRAYS ARE THE LEADING CAUSE OF DEATH AMONG AUSTRALIAN TOUGH GUYS AND ALIAS NEVER STOOD A CHANCE.

STINGRAYS ARE ALSO SAID TO BE LADDER LEADERS IN THE POPULAR GAME "TEAM FORTRESS 5" DUE TO THEIR EXPERIENCE IN BACKSTABBING HUMANS. ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING, ISN'T IT?

;_;