22 replies to this topic

[Hobbesy]

That's right bitch, his name is Sir Nils Olav and he can kick your ass. Not only does he bravely command 130 guardsmen, but he's also a fucking knight and a colonel-in-chief of Norwegian descent. Whatever you say is made useless by the the mere mention of his name.

He once broke Chuck Norris' nose in a fist fight! Even Francis is afraid of Sir Nils Olav!

Edited by Høbbsey, 03 June 2009 - 08:55.

[RaiDK]

In before "WE HAS A FUNNY IMAGE DUMP SO YOU SHOULD USE IT"

[Alias]

The thing is, this penguin is real.

Read it in the news a while ago.

Edited by Alias, 03 June 2009 - 08:50.

[Hobbesy]

One time RaiDK insulted Sir Nils Olav, so Sir Nils Olav bitch slapped RaiDK and held a sweet rave party at his house.

That's why everyone calls him Sir Nils Olav.

Edited by Høbbsey, 03 June 2009 - 08:53.

[RaiDK]

I counter by buying Valve.

And selling it to EA.

Now every patch has a subscription fee.

[Waris]

Way cooler than a goat, I give you that.

[Hobbesy]

Sir Nils Olav got pissed and started his own game company. Then he got bored and built a real ICBM out of a ball of twine, some chapstick, and 47 metric tons of refined uranium ore.

Waris, on 3 Jun 2009, 3:55, said:

Way cooler than a goat, I give you that.

William Windsor has nothing on Sir Nils Olav.

Edited by Høbbsey, 03 June 2009 - 08:57.

[☆FreedoM_FighteR☆]

Puts the DAM Penguin on fire =]

Edited by ☆FreedoM_FighteR☆, 03 June 2009 - 09:00.

[Hobbesy]

You fool, Sir Nils Olav IS fire!

Edited by Høbbsey, 03 June 2009 - 09:08.

[RaiDK]

MY BEAK IS ONE WHICH WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS.

[NergiZed]

RaiDK, on 3 Jun 2009, 5:09, said:

MY BEAK IS ONE WHICH WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS.

Quoted For Win.

[BeefJeRKy]

But penguins are from the south pole? How did it get to Norway?

[TheDR]

Scope, on 3 Jun 2009, 17:25, said:

But south pole are from the Norway? How did it get to penguins?

What are you talking about?

[BeefJeRKy]

The Dr, on 3 Jun 2009, 12:40, said:

Scope, on 3 Jun 2009, 17:25, said:

But south pole are from the Norway? How did it get to penguins?

What are you talking about?

When you quoted that I was afraid that was what I really wrote

[Ghostrider]

Why doesn't he just fly gracefully overhead like the other bir-OH WAIT...

Edited by Ghostrider, 04 June 2009 - 15:35.

[Star Dragon]

Interesting, I will say this once.

There is only one God-Emperor of Penguins, and his name is PEN PEN!

[CommanderJB]

Well, though Nils Olav might be badass, sadly he's also dead.

Fortunately, penguins are replaceable, so one can only hope Nils Olav II inherited his predecessor's astonishing sheer talent for command, chivalry, and tactical brilliance.

[BeefJeRKy]

Tux is all I need

[General]

I always knew there was something diffrent about these animals, hell I saw an article about ghey penguins on bbc news a day before, surely those heretics will be burnt by Sir Nils Olav

[CodeCat]

Badass penguin, meet badasser penguin.

[CJ]

Damn, CommanderJB was right : Sir Nils Olav is dead

Edited by Carl, 06 June 2009 - 12:48.

[Admiral Wesley]

Now he lives in the town of Club Penguin.

[Major Fuckup]

this is a badass penguin