Cryogenics (A request)
#1
Posted 01 September 2009 - 01:23
I was wondering if there was a place where I could actually be cryogenically frozen and brought back after a time. Like Fry on Futurama, but not accidentally. I want to wake up the day I turn 18, which would be February 22, 2014. I heard there was a lab in Arizona.
Also, this thread can double as a general discussion of the practice of cryogenic freezing. I heard that it's a popular practice for a guy to freeze his load so that he can impregnate females, even in death. Sperm banks. I think that's awesome, I can't wait 'till that becomes the only way for people to get pregnant, and safe sex becomes the norm, without any flimsy piece of shit condoms. Having your cake and eating it to, eh? (Crickets Chirp)
Also, I heard that EVERYTHING is stopped, so that means I may be chronologically 18, but look like a scummy little 13 year old, so I guess it ain't worth it.
#2
Posted 01 September 2009 - 01:29
#3
Posted 01 September 2009 - 02:11
That's me, baby.
So I guess that it isn't possible to go the Philip J. Fry method, huh?
#4
Posted 01 September 2009 - 02:37
#5
Posted 01 September 2009 - 08:48
#6
Posted 01 September 2009 - 09:55
Dauth, on 1 Sep 2009, 11:48, said:
I have always thought immortality must get boring especially if you outlive everyone else.
#7
Posted 01 September 2009 - 13:40
Admiral Wesley, on 1 Sep 2009, 1:23, said:
Admiral Wesley, on 1 Sep 2009, 1:23, said:
Admiral Wesley, on 1 Sep 2009, 2:11, said:
Dauth, on 1 Sep 2009, 8:48, said:
Some might argue that in order to live that long, you can't really live in the first place.
#8
Posted 01 September 2009 - 13:56
Golan, on 1 Sep 2009, 14:40, said:
Dauth, on 1 Sep 2009, 8:48, said:
Some might argue that in order to live that long, you can't really live in the first place.
I quite agree, I fully expect a mid life crisis and an explosive death, seems more fun.
#9
Posted 01 September 2009 - 18:03
#11
Posted 01 September 2009 - 20:26
#12
Posted 01 September 2009 - 21:07
#13
Posted 01 September 2009 - 22:24
Something at the very beginning of time gave us mortality to force us to accept that we will all die - if we never die then what motivation is there to make something of yourself? Frankly, while death is a horrible prospect, it inspires people to make something of their time, they can't put things off for 100 years for the sheer hell of it.
However, I don't believe the main factor in death or old age is much to do with genes or DNA anymore. Once our generation reaches the ages of 50-60, I would suggest that we'll start dropping like flies. We abuse our bodies consistently, and frankly lifespans won't get longer when people off themselves indirectly. With all the best will in the world, we need to look at reaching our potential age before we look at increasing that one - preventing aging will not prevent cancer, heart attacks, diabetes, Huntingdons, or any other potentially lethal disease. Why find a cure for seomthing that likely isn't going to happen to most?
And finally, back on topic:
Cryogenics is a un-tried idea. We have assumed we can re-awaken the dead if they are preserved, but we don't know how. What is worse though, is that we don't know if we're actually using the right things to keep people in stasis. Once it's proven, then I'd consider it, if I were in your shoes. As it is, we could easily see 10% of the world's population frozen - would lead to a pretty poor existence when all of the people that we entrust to be the inventors, tycoons, entrepeneurs, thinkers, etc, decide to be frozen for 500 years. I submit to you that if cryogenics is indeed proven, the world's technological advancement will slow almost overnight.
#14
Posted 01 September 2009 - 23:29
Admiral Wesley, on 31 Aug 2009, 20:23, said:
I was wondering if there was a place where I could actually be cryogenically frozen and brought back after a time. Like Fry on Futurama, but not accidentally. I want to wake up the day I turn 18, which would be February 22, 2014. I heard there was a lab in Arizona.
Also, this thread can double as a general discussion of the practice of cryogenic freezing. I heard that it's a popular practice for a guy to freeze his load so that he can impregnate females, even in death. Sperm banks. I think that's awesome, I can't wait 'till that becomes the only way for people to get pregnant, and safe sex becomes the norm, without any flimsy piece of shit condoms. Having your cake and eating it to, eh? (Crickets Chirp)
A. You'd die. Your blood would be gone. You're buggered completely. As AJ said, its completely untried. No one knows what can happen, and nothing has really been done to advance the science by any significant degree in a long while.
B. You at the age of 13 couldn't afford it to begin with.
C. You'd still be 13, biologically. I'm sorry, just because your birth certificate says 18 doesn't mean they are going to let someone who hasn't had their balls drop vote and drive. Maturity comes from experience, not actual age. And you would be an 18 yearold without a day of High School. Harsh.
D. Your life isn't that bad that you want to skip to 18. Suck it up, kid. There are people who would kill to be 13 again. Don't waste your childhood. YOu don't have much of it left. You don't have any major problems at age 13 unless you live in Africa, as an AK-kid. With AIDS. And Maliria.
E. TV shows on Discovery and like are very optimistic and generally about/based on unconfirmed theories and future science. The reason its future is that we can't do it yet.
F. So you want to have everyone jizz in a jar, then sterilize themselves, because thats what you are implying. Are you fucking insane?
G. Did you seriously reference a cartoon in a scientific discussion?
Scope, on 1 Sep 2009, 15:26, said:
The commonly excepted cause(or main cause) of aging is the degeneration of DNA in cells as they constantly replicate. There is no "age gene" we can just turn off and be perfectly fine. The cells just slowly break down. While there could be genes that do this on a small scale, perhaps a evolutionary trait to stop overpopulation, it isn't a main cause and there is no major scientific basis for such an idea.
Edited by HotSoup, 01 September 2009 - 23:37.
#15
Posted 04 February 2010 - 11:11
Edited by Masonicon, 04 February 2010 - 11:12.
#16
Posted 04 February 2010 - 13:59
B. Massive thread necro.
#17
Posted 04 February 2010 - 14:03
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