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[Nid]

I oficially love this site.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: whats going on with you
You: well
You: im listening to queens of the stone age
You: and im trolling people on this site
Stranger: cool
You: but you didn't get hit because I can't fast think enough.
You have disconnected.

[BeefJeRKy]

 Ghostrider, on 23 Sep 2009, 1:54, said:

 Rich19, on 22 Sep 2009, 17:52, said:

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: whats up
You: nm
You: wait
You: oh crap
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what?
You: I accidentally the whole bottle
Stranger: huh?
You: FFFF-
You: ok seriously this isn't good
Stranger: you accidentally the whole bottle? that makes no sense
You: what? yes it does
Stranger: no it doesnt
You: does too
Stranger: i accidentally the whole bottle
Stranger: makes no sense
Stranger: i think you missed a word
You: what's there to not understand?
You: I had this bottle
You: but I accidentally the whole thing
Stranger: accidentally what??
You: the bottle!
You: the whole bottle!
Stranger: omg
Stranger: do you speak english properly
Stranger: it makes no sense
Stranger: there is no verb in your sentence
You: I can't see where you're having the trouble
You:
Stranger: theres no verb!!!
Stranger: i is not a verb neither is accidentally neither is the neither is whole neither is thing
Stranger: to make a sentence
Stranger: you need a verb
Stranger: i is a pronoun
Stranger: accidentally adverb
Stranger: the is a preposition
Stranger: whole is an adjective
Stranger: thing is a noun
Stranger: no verb
Stranger: now try to fix your sentence
You: ok
You: err
You: I accidentally the entire bottle?
Stranger: omg
Stranger: what did you do to the bottle
You: well
You: I had this bottle with me while I'm sitting here
Stranger: did you spill it?
Stranger: drop it?
Stranger: drank it?
You: but then I was typing to you and I accidentally the whole thing
Stranger: holy shit
Stranger: where are you from?
You: it's an island south of pakistan
Stranger: ok well that sentence makes no sense
You: most people haven't heard of it
Stranger: i accidentally the whole thing
You: what about you?
Stranger: makes no sense
Stranger: im from canada
Stranger: look
You: do you have bottles in canada?
Stranger: yes
You: do you think you have surgeons who could help me?
Stranger: with what
You: the fact that I accicidentally this whole bottle
You: it's really painful
Stranger: ok define bottle for me
Stranger: im not getting something here
Stranger: youre not making any fucking sense
You: http://www.adamdorma...ster_bottle.jpg
Stranger: ok
You: picture of bottle
Stranger: a bottle
Stranger: gotcha
Stranger: now
Stranger: PUT A FUCKING VERB IN YOUR SENTENCE YOU DUMBSHIT
You: well now you're just being rude
Stranger: its not my fault
Stranger: you dont know how to speak english properly
You: it's hard to concentrate on english when you accidentally a whole bottle
Stranger: do you know what a verb is
You: yes
Stranger: define it to me
You: it's like a "doing" word
Stranger: its an action
Stranger: ok
Stranger: now look at this
You: for example "George runs to sweeded"
You: sweeden*
Stranger: i accidentally a whole bottle
Stranger: where is the verb in that sentence
You: I accidentally the whole bottle
Stranger: tell me which of those words is the verb
You: accidentally the whole bottle
Stranger: its one word
Stranger: A SINGLE WORD
Stranger: acidentally is an adverb
Stranger: the is a preposition
Stranger: whole is an adjective
Stranger: bottle is a noun
Stranger: I DO NOT SEE A VERB
You:
Stranger: thats what i thought
Stranger: you mothefucker go back to school fucking dumbshit

I roflmao'd.

Rich no wonder you're going to Cambridge !

edit: weird convo incoming

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY, I'M MATT
Stranger: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
You: HI I THINK HALO IS A PRETTY COOL GUY. HE SHOOTS ALIENS AND DOESNT AFRAID OF ANYTHING
Stranger: I THINK KRIS ALLEN IS A PRETTY COOL DUDE
Stranger: HE SCORNS PIANO PLAYERS AND DOESN'T LOOK BACK
You: AWESOME
You: *HIGH FIVE*
Stranger: SORRY, I'M NOT SCOTT
You:
You: ok caps lock is cruise control for cool
You: so you're Matt
You: I'm Jim
Stranger: OH. LIKE KRIM.
Stranger: YOU STOLE MY MAN.
You: NO U
Stranger: I HAD HIM FIRST, DUDE
Stranger: THAN ADAM TOOK HIM FROM ME
Stranger: THAN SLEZAK
Stranger: THAN YOU.
You: LOOK DUDE IMMA LET YOU FINISH
You: BUT DANNY WAS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!!
You: OF ALL TIME!!!!!
Stranger: JOEL, DUDE IS THAT YOU?
You: I DONT KNOW ANY JOEL SORRY
You: BUT HE SOUNDS FUN
Stranger: SCREAM ON, MAN
Stranger: SCREAM ON
You: I CAN FEEL MY EARS BLEEDING
You: AND ITS 4AM HERE TOO
You: WHY AM I STILL UP?
Stranger: I DON'T KNOW
Stranger: BUT YOU SHOULD GIVE UP ON KRIS
Stranger: WE ALL KNOW KRATT IS REAL
You: KRATT?
You: NAH
Stranger: WELL. WHO ARE YOU FOR THEN?
Stranger: HUH?
You: YO MOMMA
You have disconnected.

Edited by Viseur, 23 September 2009 - 01:18.

[deltaepsilon]

Haha, I remember this site. This dude in my class was baiting himself to potential pedophiles. His expertise in pretending to be a lonely and horny teenage girl was startlingly and hilariously authentic.

[AZZKIKR]

damn, i had a bisexual guy who explained to me his fetish with 2 bears... ugh

[matt201]

Stranger: hi babe
You: hey my names cletus
You: wats urs
Stranger: Sarah
Stranger: where do you come from?
You: i am from texas
You: wat about you
Stranger: Holland
You: is that in england or suffin
Stranger: no that's netherland
Stranger: do you know that?
You: noo i never heard of that
You: il ask me cousin she in the kitchen hold on
Stranger: europa
Stranger: okee
You: shes never heard of it either
You: is it nice there
Stranger: do you know germany?
You: are you friend with that hitler gentilman
Stranger: no man:P
Stranger: he is awfull
You: wats that lil p thing mean that some satanic symbol
Stranger: http://en.wikipedia....iki/Netherlands there stand it
Stranger: that's a emoticon
Stranger: do you know that?
You: noo never heard of one of those
Stranger: ok
You: so how old are you
Stranger: 15
Stranger: and you?
You: ow cool same age as sister
You: no wife
You: same thing
You: and im 28

me actting like a hillbilly

[General]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: Hey !
Stranger: asl?
You: 26fegypt
Stranger: wow
Stranger: cool
Stranger: me too
Stranger: 30 m egypt
You: its bad to know life will over soon
Stranger: what do you mean??
You: we will die eventually
You: and there will be nothing anymore after death
Stranger: no
Stranger: when we're die, we can go to hell or heaven
You: what is the proof for that ?!
Stranger: the bible
You: How does God love everyone if He create such a horrible place called hell and send people down there for not believing him ?! how should a Mayan or Cherokee will know about Jesus ?!
Stranger: God is love, but God is fair too
You: but burning someone for eternity just because they didn't know about you is fair ?
You: what makes it not fair is : eternity, if it was for some time; it can be ok, but eternity, its just..... not fair
Stranger: all human in this world will be notified about Jesus, sooner or later
You: but billions of innocent in hell now ( according to christianity ) just because they did not hear about Jesus,
You: lets say: God does whatever He wishes, he is not all about love
Stranger: all human in this world will hear about Jesus, then, that person can choose want to belief Him or not
Stranger: thrust me
Stranger: I promise, if you belief in God, Jesus, and Holy Spirit, you wil go to Heaven after you die
Stranger: trust me
You: yeah, a lot of religion promises that
Stranger: but, only Christianity not use "hopefully" word
Stranger: when you ask a moslem, "do you belief when you die, you will go to heaven?"
Stranger: that person will anwer, "insiallah"(I don't know the writting)
Stranger: insiallah mean, "I hope"
You: it means '' If its God's will '' but anyways, one word doesn't make a religion true or wrong
You: and there is so much proof related to evolution, we can even see that, look at all those different human races, how should it be if we all coming from same parents
Stranger: That's God miralces
You: you say all these races happen for miracle ?!
Stranger: we don't understand that, because we're only a human
Stranger: hello, still there??
You: yes we are only human, but we also know children get their genetic codes from their parents, look at the infant of a black male and japanese female's ( or vice versa ) child will take both of their genetic codes, higher from one or another but still takes both, so if we were coming from Adam and Eve , we should all look in same colour
Stranger: the explanation about that, is not in the Bible. Meaning, God don't want we know that until we meet Him
Stranger: well
Stranger: I can't answer your question more
You: ok
Stranger: because I'm not a good teller
Stranger: but
Stranger: you can go to the Church or your your christianity friend and ask anything
You: I know, they have no answers aswell, no religious ( atleast Abrahamic ones ) have answers for my questions
You: anyways, was nice to take your opinion about that subject

You have disconnected.


From all this conversation, I did not understand why he said : Trust me , lol, trust someone you don't have a clue about ?!

Edited by Gabriel Angelos, 23 September 2009 - 19:17.

[BeefJeRKy]

Isn't that what any religious figure will tell you?