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[Pandut]

208: In some cases, you're corpse can spawn a live hand-grenade right at the second you die.

[Shirou]

209: All tank drivers share the same voice and personality.

[Pandut]

210: Shooting someone in the foot will eventually kill them.

I think that was already posted, not sure...

[Pav:3d]

211. If you touch someone on fire for a second, you will light up like you're covered in gasoline

[Jok3r]

212. It takes half as much time to draw a Desert Eagle from a shoulder holster as it does to draw a Glock 18 from the same place.

213. Snipers will always carry their secondary weapon, no matter what it is, in a shoulder holster, to make it as slow as possible to draw.

[Sgt. Nuker]

214: Hired guns can fly helicopters and drive a wide array of vehicles, but still manage not to be able to swim (Mercenaries)

215: No matter how fast a car hits a wall, no damage will be done to the car or the wall (Gran Turismo 1-4)

[BeefJeRKy]

216: If you hit your car from right side, bits and pieces fall of from the left.

217: If you shoot a car's tires long enough, you get an explosion.

218: If the police are actively chasing you five minutes later, expect the military to get you.

[Destiny]

219. You can never climb fences or over concrete barricades (L4D)

[Pandut]

220: Chest-high walls are the key to any victory.

[Genrail]

221. Antitoxin suits don't help you from getting infected.

222. The books are always better.

223. The flood is a bunch of dead freaks, not water.

Edited by genrail, 03 February 2010 - 22:46.

[Dispenser]

224. A wrench is the strongest weapon ever made. (Bioshock)

Edited by Dispenser, 04 February 2010 - 11:28.

[CodeCat]

225. It is physically impossible to carry more than one frag grenade. (Counterstrike)
226. Projectiles that glow do more damage. (TF2)
227. Raising a flag next to a building makes it yours. (Generals)
228. Radar can detect enemies in any place, as long as one of your units has been to that place, even if it was hours ago. (C&C series)
229. Absolutely every weapon has two ways to fire it. (Unreal series)
230. A knife is deadlier than a minigun. (TF2)
231. Gravity does not affect carts with bombs in them. (TF2)

[Dispenser]

232. Rockets work underwater (TF2)
233. Staring down the scope of your rifle makes your next shot more powerful (TF2)
234. It is possible to surf in the sky using a plank of wood and a gravity gun (HL2)
235. Drinking a can of soda restores 1 hitpoint (System Shock 2)

[CodeCat]

236. Tear gas is not lethal, except to you. (Deus Ex)

[Shirou]

237: Battleships can fire all their guns at the same time (Navyfield)

[Dispenser]

238. There is a magical underwear-gnome (Oblivion/Fallout3)
239. Concrete bridge supports are indestructible (Red Faction:guerrilla)
240. But thou must!

[CJ]

241. Standing next to a red-box-thingy called Dispenser can heal you and provide you with infinite ammo

[Liten]

242: Standing near the point does nothing, GET ON THE POINT DUMKOPF!

[n5p29]

243. Bad pathfinding is bad.

[Genrail]

244.The Geneva Convention was completely disregarded, with them attacking ambulances. (CnC: GEN+ZH )

[Pav:3d]

245. Planes will never run out of fuel so long as you keep them on the move (waypoint bug when loosing your AF in ZH )

[n5p29]

246. When the airfield destroyed, the planes will be destroyed not only when parked on the airfield, but also when they are still taking off or landing on the runway. no exceptions!

[Chyros]

247. Sights are never misaligned.

[Destiny]

248. Weapons never overheat and deform their barrels

[Major Fuckup]

248. Vehicles all ways explode into hollow shells