123 replies to this topic

[Libains]

You find out when I get it back and post the answer with it. Which, fate willing, will now be Monday. AKA today.

[Ion Cannon!]

Rich19, on 1 Mar 2010, 0:04, said:

...So do we get to find out what was wrong with it? Or have you been prevented from replying because it's broken again?

Keep guessing, its quite funny ^

[JJ]

There's a dead rat inside your mac.

[Foxhound]

AJ, it's not Monday anymore where you are and you still haven't answered...

[Nem]

If he taunts us any longer, No amount of funny will live up to the hype.

*grabs a pitch fork and torch*

I call for an angry mob.

Edited by Nem, 02 March 2010 - 04:50.

[Lizzie]

Should've had a mob earlier when the words "macintosh" came out of his mouth.

[Chyros]

It better be there before friday, mister AJ .

[BeefJeRKy]

Stevie J is trolling AJ

[Wizard]

Shall I ruin his moment?

[Pav:3d]

Someone who knows just answer already

[Ion Cannon!]

Wizard, on 2 Mar 2010, 8:59, said:

Shall I ruin his moment?

It is very tempting...

[Destiny]

He probably forgot to turn it on/use it

[Brad]

There was a spider egg inside the machine?

The fan blew air into the machine?

Waaiit, I keep calling it machine. Silly me.

[Dauth]

Some muppet had installed the processor backwards.

He kept installing an operating system onto mac hardware

[Libains]

It turned into Fox's phone and accidentally locked the topic....

It should now hopefully be back by Wednesday. It's such an easy reason and no-one has got it!

[BeefJeRKy]

Hmm backwards processor? Wow it all makes sense why it would randomly turn off
*has a moment of revelation*
Also not all processors can be installed backwards.

[Foxhound]

You had unplugged the power cable.

[Dispenser]

You put a CD on the built-in coffee tray?

Edited by Dispenser, 02 March 2010 - 21:28.

[Pav:3d]

You tried to right click
you tried to right click again
you tried to right click again
realised you had to hold down the WTF key while left clicking
you threw it all through a window

[Camille]

you forgot to wax your cat.

[Brad]

You missed the daily prayer to Steve Jobs?

[Pav:3d]

Brad, on 2 Mar 2010, 21:34, said:

You missed the daily prayer to Steve Jobs?

u win :o

[Libains]

Well, it is BACK!

Reason for death = faulty hdd and optical drive power issues. Repairs cost £360. Which was covered by extended warranty, which cost £90 18 months ago. Who's a happy AJ?

[Pav:3d]

I KNEW IT!

[CJ]

So that was the reason for which we had over 4 pages of discussion and for which so many of us lost their precious time to try to figure it out? It's not even a funny reason like I expected it to be D;
I WANT MY MONEY BACK!