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You're very likely to survive any battle in any war, unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweet-heart back home.

Terrorists always speak arabic.

- A fist to the face doesn't actually hurt.
- new York is the only city on earth worthwhile to attack.

The half-inch-thick roof of your car is the perfect place to store a rack of missiles.
There is a reason for the ejector seat in a car. It is never to get you out of the car.
Your car always has exactly what you need in it. But nothing else.
Sledgehammers cannot break car windows.
You can re-inflate absolutely shredded tyres at the flick of a switch.
A car has the ability to thermal image scan an ice palace (from above) and still manage to locate bodies in it.
Spikes can protrude through tyres and help the car climb walls.
You can open a fingerprint-encrypted safe by pressing the screen of a mobile phone to the gel scanner, after having picked up the fingerprint from said gel scanner.


/James Bond car moment.

45. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
46. If a large pane of glass is visble, someone will be thrown through it before long.
47. Word processors never display a cursor on screen, but will always say: Enter Password Now.

Whatever situation, there will always be a James Cromwell, but no-one will ever remember his name

The guy always gets the girl.

Brad, on 1 Jun 2010, 13:55, said:

With the exception of 500 Days of Summer

The black-guy is usually the first to die (Every B-movie in existence).
Everything explodes one way or another.
Bombs always stop at 1 second.
Evil Henchman have very bad depth perception.
Bad guys always reveal their entire plan, and sometimes the only way to stop it.
Punching and Kicking people makes very loud thuds.
Jumping off a 5-story building will most definitely not hurt you.
When someone or something says ''Ten seconds'' they actually mean ''Ten minutes''.
Guns are only inaccurate when in the hands of the bad guys.
Good guys always wins.

Terrorists are always Arabs or Russians with bad accents.
No one use Microsoft or Apple as their OS in their computers.
Miniguns and M60 machine gun are light as a normal rifle.
Good guys die dramatically while bad guys just dies instantly.
There's always a moment where bad guys or good guys breaks a pane of glass or glass windows.
If the good guys wave their guns like a maniac, it never fails to kill something; But when the badguys do it, they cant kill even a single fly.
There would be big explosions even on tiny things.
If the car the good guy is driving flips over, it doesn't explode. But when the bad guys car flips over, it never fails to explode.
There are no drag or whatever when bad guys and good guys have a fist fight ontop of a fast train.
It's always M16 / M4 vs AK-47
Edited by Kris, 01 June 2010 - 23:41.

Kris, on 2 Jun 2010, 0:38, said:

- Not always, Americans tend to go against more Americans again.
- True, but most bad guys tend to use Apple products atm.
- Watch Mission Impossible, there is drag on that train. Enough to compensate for every other film ever made.

^^I'm talking about OLD cheesy movies
Edited by Kris, 02 June 2010 - 01:14.

Kris, on 2 Jun 2010, 4:13, said:

Mission Impossible certainly fits that bill for me

70. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
71. When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concusion or brain damage.
72. No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption, or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

When ever a semi trailer brakes it will jack knife dramatically.

74. You can always find a chainsaw, when you need one.
Edited by Papaya Master Rai, 20 June 2010 - 03:23.

75. If you concentrate hard enough you can run up a wall. If you believe that this world is not real, you can do anything.

76. When a B2 goes down in Utah with 2 live nukes on board the military only sends one helicopter to investigate.