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[Destiny]

I'm not supposed to go to the kitchen unless I wanna microwave bacon...

[Chyros]

 Destiny, on 19 Feb 2011, 7:42, said:

I'm not supposed to go to the kitchen unless I wanna microwave bacon...

MICROWAVE bacon?! What is this new devilry? Oo

[Destiny]

MUCH better than cooking it because the bacon is still soaked in its grease

[Alias]

You obviously have not discovered the wonders of pan frying, then. :|

Microwaving is probably the worst way to cook anything, it's only good for reheating.

[CJ]

And it doesn't even reheat properly for some meals (such as pizza)

[Chyros]

 Alias, on 19 Feb 2011, 9:30, said:

You obviously have not discovered the wonders of pan frying, then. :|

Microwaving is probably the worst way to cook anything, it's only good for reheating.

Indeed. Cooking something with a microwave is, or at least it should be, a contradiction in terms; microwaving cannot be used for cooking, really.

 CJ, on 19 Feb 2011, 9:34, said:

And it doesn't even reheat properly for some meals (such as pizza)

Or stuff that is frozen since the crystallinity of ice prevents lining-up of electric dipole moments between the water and the microwave.

[Destiny]

Fried bacon tastes dry to me Yeah, I'm eating one now and it's horribly dry. Well, I eat streaky bacon only

[TheDR]

I don't think I'm missing out not having a Microwave.

Edited by TheDR, 19 February 2011 - 15:01.

[Alias]

Bœuf bourguignon

[Chyros]

^ fucking awesome . You have good taste .

[Destiny]

Damn, I want to bite my monitor.

[n5p29]

Edited by n5p29, 19 March 2011 - 10:28.

[Destiny]

I want to bite my monitor off.

[Major Fuckup]

I was half way through eating a roo steak sandwich. I had my sammich in my right hand and the window wound down and i had my arm on the door, you can see where this is going, i hit a pot hole, drop the bastard and i ran it over
When i pulled up there where remains of my steak in the wheel arch.

[Chyros]

Why would you do something like that then?

[Major Fuckup]

 Chyros, on 21 Mar 2011, 17:12, said:

Why would you do something like that then?

Because i like looking badass while im driving, plus the truck has no aircon and its an over engine mounted cab so it gets hot.

[Destiny]

It must be Australian to like eating with the windows open. I know that feeling, it does seem more refreshing than the stale insides.

[Chyros]

 Major Fuckup, on 21 Mar 2011, 11:57, said:

 Chyros, on 21 Mar 2011, 17:12, said:

Why would you do something like that then?

i like looking badass

Well you failed rather miserably then, eh?

 Destiny, on 21 Mar 2011, 11:57, said:

It must be Australian to like eating with the windows open. I know that feeling, it does seem more refreshing than the stale insides.

Yes that sandwich must be very refreshing with all the sand, dirt and exhaust particles all over it from outside .

[Destiny]

It's called AUSTRALIAN STYLE Over here in Singapore we have tarmac and cigarette ashes

[CJ]

 Destiny, on 21 Mar 2011, 21:51, said:

It's called AUSTRALIAN STYLE Over here in Singapore we have tarmac and cigarette ashes

Bullshit, cigarettes got death penalty for polluting the environment

[Destiny]

People flick their cigs to dispose of built up ashes everywhere and end up on sandviches when your car passes by

[Alias]

I've seen someone smoking, eating and driving at the same time, lol.

Bogans.

[Destiny]

Multitasking is one of the finer points of Bogans then

[Alias]

Yeah, honestly. For the right hand (which was out of the window), Ciggie in the index and middle fingers, burger in the ring finger, pinkie and thumb. Left hand was driving (as you'd hope).

Edited by Alias, 22 March 2011 - 04:34.

[GDIZOCOM]

Rice,Blubber Nuggets,Eggs and chocolate