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[Hobbesy]

Yes, that's correct, I am going to attempt to start a polo team for my own personal use. It will put me in the top of the top and make me seem like one of those posh rich bastards you see walking around with a Newport News in one hand a diamond encrusted bagel in the other. However, I must digress that I'm going to have to make some changes to the way polo is played.

First, there will be no more horses. You may be asking why, and I will simply respond with the fact that horses are for fucking pansies. In my polo we ride around in tanks. That's much more badass.

Second, betting will be done with a more honourary system. In other words, the money is thrown into a pit and it's an all out brawl to see who can grab the most. ... There will also be armoured bears in the pit just to make things interesting.

Third and finally, you must have a cool hat if you're the tank commander. This is an absolute fashion must.

As you can see, my ideas are flawless and anything else sucks balls. I was going to find a picture to demonstrate what this would look like, but whenever I Google "Tank Polo" I only get metrosexual men in polo shirts. This is unacceptable.

[Generalcamo]

Oh "Flawless" ehh?


*Grabs m60 and shoots everyone in the team, and thebears. Steals cash.*

[TheDR]

I raise one Truck Basketball to your Tank Polo!

[Alias]

Battleship Archery is superior.

[Hobbesy]

Chainsaw Battleship Archery surpasses even that.

[Genrail]

but suicide tags beats all...

[Rich19]

Nuclear submarine water polo, anyone?

[Destiny]

Underwater polo with scuba divers and dolphins? The ball has to be dense so it doesn't float up, but can't be too dense or the ball'll sink to the bottom of the Challenger Deep. Ball movement will be using spear/harpoon guns, any underwater guns are good too.

[Pav:3d]

Care for a game of Apache soccer?

[Nid]

wtf polo t=M MAN YOYOR CAZY

[Hobbesy]

You're drunk, you don't even have an excuse!

(Would you like to be the tank's driver?)

[Generalcamo]

Yes I know all of my brain cells are dead. But I want to be the death star operator.

[Alias]

Nidmeister, on 19 Sep 2010, 7:38, said:

wtf polo t=M MAN YOYOR CAZY

Oh hi Ghostrider, I didn't know it was you.

[Chyros]

Alias, on 19 Sep 2010, 2:30, said:

Nidmeister, on 19 Sep 2010, 7:38, said:

wtf polo t=M MAN YOYOR CAZY

Oh hi Ghostrider, I didn't know it was you.

I think even Ghostrider will be hard-pressed to match the drinking power of a Brit .

Speaking of which, why do we never see you drunk on the forums?

Edited by Chyros, 19 September 2010 - 07:55.

[deltaepsilon]

My polo team will be augmented with nanotech. Yeah, I'd like to see you beat that.

[Alias]

Chyros, on 19 Sep 2010, 17:54, said:

Alias, on 19 Sep 2010, 2:30, said:

Nidmeister, on 19 Sep 2010, 7:38, said:

wtf polo t=M MAN YOYOR CAZY

Oh hi Ghostrider, I didn't know it was you.

I think even Ghostrider will be hard-pressed to match the drinking power of a Brit .

Speaking of which, why do we never see you drunk on the forums?

Because I drink for pleasure, not to get drunk.

And since I'm half Swiss/half British I practically have the beer genes in me, so I need a good deal of booze to down me.

[Nid]

Sorry about that. Moment of madness.

EDIT: I too want to see Alias get slughtered and post on here.

Edited by Nidmeister, 19 September 2010 - 08:18.

[Chyros]

Alias, on 19 Sep 2010, 10:03, said:

Chyros, on 19 Sep 2010, 17:54, said:

Alias, on 19 Sep 2010, 2:30, said:

Nidmeister, on 19 Sep 2010, 7:38, said:

wtf polo t=M MAN YOYOR CAZY

Oh hi Ghostrider, I didn't know it was you.

I think even Ghostrider will be hard-pressed to match the drinking power of a Brit .

Speaking of which, why do we never see you drunk on the forums?

Because I drink for pleasure, not to get drunk.

And since I'm half Swiss/half British I practically have the beer genes in me, so I need a good deal of booze to down me.

Heh, fair enough .

Still want to see you drunk sometime though .

[Sicarius]

ITT: Girlie sports.

Jet Fighter jousting is where its at.

Edited by Sicarius, 20 September 2010 - 23:41.