Up set i am
Major Fuckup
01 Oct 2010

For those who don't know what im talking about some information!
Informed now?
Major Fuckup
03 Oct 2010
Chyros
03 Oct 2010

Sgt. Nuker
03 Oct 2010
Major Fuckup, on 3 Oct 2010, 7:49, said:
This coming from a guy that now owns a "Ute". Sorry mate, but with all that dust-bowlin', hoopin', hollerin', and drinking, you lot are headed straight for the "Redneck" label. In fact, I'd not be surprised if America's rednecks got along with you Ute lovin' lot.
Chyros
03 Oct 2010
Major Fuckup
04 Oct 2010
Sgt. Nuker, on 4 Oct 2010, 1:19, said:
Major Fuckup, on 3 Oct 2010, 7:49, said:
This coming from a guy that now owns a "Ute". Sorry mate, but with all that dust-bowlin', hoopin', hollerin', and drinking, you lot are headed straight for the "Redneck" label. In fact, I'd not be surprised if America's rednecks got along with you Ute lovin' lot.
May i point out:
I have money
I do not have an array of fire arms (even though i wish i did)
I do not have a rusting chevy sitting in some long grass
I do not have car parts littering my front lawn
Finally i don't drink Budweiser or say y'all
Common traits of a redneck not evident here only sophistication and intelligent BnS'isim

Chyros
04 Oct 2010
Major Fuckup, on 4 Oct 2010, 11:35, said:
Sgt. Nuker, on 4 Oct 2010, 1:19, said:
Major Fuckup, on 3 Oct 2010, 7:49, said:
This coming from a guy that now owns a "Ute". Sorry mate, but with all that dust-bowlin', hoopin', hollerin', and drinking, you lot are headed straight for the "Redneck" label. In fact, I'd not be surprised if America's rednecks got along with you Ute lovin' lot.
May i point out:
I have money
I do not have an array of fire arms (even though i wish i did)
I do not have a rusting chevy sitting in some long grass
I do not have car parts littering my front lawn
Finally i don't drink Budweiser or say y'all
Common traits of a redneck not evident here only sophistication and intelligent BnS'isim



Edited by Chyros, 04 October 2010 - 16:58.
BeefJeRKy
04 Oct 2010
Major Fuckup
05 Oct 2010
Chyros, on 5 Oct 2010, 0:55, said:
Major Fuckup, on 4 Oct 2010, 11:35, said:
Sgt. Nuker, on 4 Oct 2010, 1:19, said:
Major Fuckup, on 3 Oct 2010, 7:49, said:
This coming from a guy that now owns a "Ute". Sorry mate, but with all that dust-bowlin', hoopin', hollerin', and drinking, you lot are headed straight for the "Redneck" label. In fact, I'd not be surprised if America's rednecks got along with you Ute lovin' lot.
May i point out:
I have money
I do not have an array of fire arms (even though i wish i did)
I do not have a rusting chevy sitting in some long grass
I do not have car parts littering my front lawn
Finally i don't drink Budweiser or say y'all
Common traits of a redneck not evident here only sophistication and intelligent BnS'isim



But its a ute an Australian invention! Its an Akubra completely different


Chyros
05 Oct 2010
Major Fuckup, on 5 Oct 2010, 12:20, said:
Chyros, on 5 Oct 2010, 0:55, said:
Major Fuckup, on 4 Oct 2010, 11:35, said:
Sgt. Nuker, on 4 Oct 2010, 1:19, said:
Major Fuckup, on 3 Oct 2010, 7:49, said:
This coming from a guy that now owns a "Ute". Sorry mate, but with all that dust-bowlin', hoopin', hollerin', and drinking, you lot are headed straight for the "Redneck" label. In fact, I'd not be surprised if America's rednecks got along with you Ute lovin' lot.
May i point out:
I have money
I do not have an array of fire arms (even though i wish i did)
I do not have a rusting chevy sitting in some long grass
I do not have car parts littering my front lawn
Finally i don't drink Budweiser or say y'all
Common traits of a redneck not evident here only sophistication and intelligent BnS'isim



But its a ute an Australian invention! Its an Akubra completely different



Major Fuckup
06 Oct 2010
Chyros, on 6 Oct 2010, 1:31, said:
Major Fuckup, on 5 Oct 2010, 12:20, said:
Chyros, on 5 Oct 2010, 0:55, said:
Major Fuckup, on 4 Oct 2010, 11:35, said:
Sgt. Nuker, on 4 Oct 2010, 1:19, said:
Major Fuckup, on 3 Oct 2010, 7:49, said:
This coming from a guy that now owns a "Ute". Sorry mate, but with all that dust-bowlin', hoopin', hollerin', and drinking, you lot are headed straight for the "Redneck" label. In fact, I'd not be surprised if America's rednecks got along with you Ute lovin' lot.
May i point out:
I have money
I do not have an array of fire arms (even though i wish i did)
I do not have a rusting chevy sitting in some long grass
I do not have car parts littering my front lawn
Finally i don't drink Budweiser or say y'all
Common traits of a redneck not evident here only sophistication and intelligent BnS'isim



But its a ute an Australian invention! Its an Akubra completely different



Pickup? use the right colloquialisms mate right now your sounding more American than any one else!
http://rlv.zcache.com/hick_hat-p1484655368...139q02g_400.jpg
Thats a hick hat.
When you say desrt to some one they think of something like Saudi Arabia but when you say semi arid people think Australia

Chyros
06 Oct 2010
Major Fuckup, on 6 Oct 2010, 14:00, said:
Chyros, on 6 Oct 2010, 1:31, said:
Major Fuckup, on 5 Oct 2010, 12:20, said:
Chyros, on 5 Oct 2010, 0:55, said:
Major Fuckup, on 4 Oct 2010, 11:35, said:
Sgt. Nuker, on 4 Oct 2010, 1:19, said:
Major Fuckup, on 3 Oct 2010, 7:49, said:
This coming from a guy that now owns a "Ute". Sorry mate, but with all that dust-bowlin', hoopin', hollerin', and drinking, you lot are headed straight for the "Redneck" label. In fact, I'd not be surprised if America's rednecks got along with you Ute lovin' lot.
May i point out:
I have money
I do not have an array of fire arms (even though i wish i did)
I do not have a rusting chevy sitting in some long grass
I do not have car parts littering my front lawn
Finally i don't drink Budweiser or say y'all
Common traits of a redneck not evident here only sophistication and intelligent BnS'isim



But its a ute an Australian invention! Its an Akubra completely different



Pickup? use the right colloquialisms mate right now your sounding more American than any one else!
Quote
Thats a hick hat.

Quote


CJ
06 Oct 2010
Chyros, on 6 Oct 2010, 19:59, said:
Quote
Thats a hick hat.

DEY TUK ER JERB!
No seriously, isn't that the hat that Kenny's father wears all the time? In that case it confirms your statement

Edited by CJ, 06 October 2010 - 19:05.
Major Fuckup
07 Oct 2010
Chyros, on 6 Oct 2010, 19:59, said:
Quote
Thats a hick hat.

No a redneck cant be wearing a hat like mine because its that expensive

160 buck hat my hat is because it is genuine fur felt, kangaroo if im not mistaken.
Wizard
07 Oct 2010
Major Fuckup, on 7 Oct 2010, 12:21, said:

160 buck hat my hat is because it is genuine fur felt, kangaroo if im not mistaken.
A AU$160 hat is still a hat. Just because you pay more for it doesn't make it any different to the one that cost AU$5 (if that is how little a hat might cost you).
Alias
07 Oct 2010
Just putting this out here, while I classify the Major as a 'bogan' (aka 'low class Australian'), there are some bogan things that are universally accepted in Australia regardless of class. Utes, Akubras and Drizabones are some examples.
Almost every Australian has some level of bogan in us.
Chyros
07 Oct 2010
Major Fuckup
08 Oct 2010
Alias, on 7 Oct 2010, 20:47, said:
Just putting this out here, while I classify the Major as a 'bogan' (aka 'low class Australian'), there are some bogan things that are universally accepted in Australia regardless of class. Utes, Akubras and Drizabones are some examples.
Almost every Australian has some level of bogan in us.
It frustrates me when some one calls me a bogan, im country theres a difference for example:
Country people - Utes, 4wds, horses, Akubras, country music, R.M Williams gear, Bundy
Bogans - Torana's, Mullets, Jimmy Barnes,Creedence music, blue singlets, Emu Export.
Yeah i know i listen to Jimmy Barnes and wear blue singlets but what of it! the countryisim counter acts the boganisim!
Buying a Driazabone is bloody expensive if you didn't know.
Wizard
08 Oct 2010
Major Fuckup, on 8 Oct 2010, 10:53, said:
Country people - Utes, 4wds, horses, Akubras, country music, R.M Williams gear, Bundy
Bogans - Torana's, Mullets, Jimmy Barnes,Creedence music, blue singlets, Emu Export.
Yeah i know i listen to Jimmy Barnes and wear blue singlets but what of it! the countryisim counter acts the boganisim!
Buying a Driazabone is bloody expensive if you didn't know.
There is barely one word of the above I understand and that isn't because of your grammar and spelling

Major Fuckup
08 Oct 2010
Wizard, on 8 Oct 2010, 17:56, said:
Major Fuckup, on 8 Oct 2010, 10:53, said:
Country people - Utes, 4wds, horses, Akubras, country music, R.M Williams gear, Bundy
Bogans - Torana's, Mullets, Jimmy Barnes,Creedence music, blue singlets, Emu Export.
Yeah i know i listen to Jimmy Barnes and wear blue singlets but what of it! the countryisim counter acts the boganisim!
Buying a Driazabone is bloody expensive if you didn't know.
There is barely one word of the above I understand and that isn't because of your grammar and spelling

Why am i not surprised, it seems my linguistical skills far surpass the limited knowledge of advanced speech and colloquialistic mannerisms of which your yet to grasp

Wizard
08 Oct 2010
Major Fuckup, on 8 Oct 2010, 11:17, said:
Wizard, on 8 Oct 2010, 17:56, said:
Major Fuckup, on 8 Oct 2010, 10:53, said:
Country people - Utes, 4wds, horses, Akubras, country music, R.M Williams gear, Bundy
Bogans - Torana's, Mullets, Jimmy Barnes,Creedence music, blue singlets, Emu Export.
Yeah i know i listen to Jimmy Barnes and wear blue singlets but what of it! the countryisim counter acts the boganisim!
Buying a Driazabone is bloody expensive if you didn't know.
There is barely one word of the above I understand and that isn't because of your grammar and spelling

Why am i not surprised, it seems my linguistical skills far surpass the limited knowledge of advanced speech and colloquialistic mannerisms of which you're yet to grasp

Fix'd
