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[Deathstrike]

:rotfll: at those!

You know you've been playing way too much C&C...

...when you believe that flying supersonic makes you invulnerable.
...when you wonder how the hell a bunch of Crusaders ended up in medieval Europe.
...when you think a nuke blast won't hurt you because "you're at least 300 foot away from it".
...when you think it's dumb that terrorist attacks cost so many lives. I mean, who doesn't recognize a running, screaming, waving man wearing an explosive belt?
...when you scream "BOMB TRUCK!" every time a vehicle in the same colour as your shirt comes by, but it refuses to accept your commands

That's all, folks!

[Cattman2236]

You know you've been playing way too much C&C...

When you think you can suvive by standing undefended 100 meters from a nuke blast.

When you place a security camera to guard your backgarden and tell if the Sneak Attack appears.

When you think an abulance can clear out anthrax by shooting soap.

When you stand on a hill under a thunderstorm in the hope of recieving Frenzy.

When you think your plane can fly around the world, and only run out of fuel when it tries to land.

[Rayburn]

You play too much C&C when...
...You are not afraid of Radiation or Bio-Hazard as long as you don't see rainbow-color-clouds.
...You rename yourself into Burton because you think that it protects you from being overrun by cars.
...You try to shoot stones thrown by your rival by "firing" a laser-pointer at them because you call this a PDL.
...You believe you can head-snipe dozens of people within seconds while you're standing.
...You feel well camouflaged with a leaf-green gillie-suit in the middle of a snow-storm

[Kris]

When you're at lunch and get green jello, you hold it up to your friend's mouth and say "Would you like to try some?" whilst smiling and slowly twitching your eye.

When You set up a flare in your backyard, hoping for a supply drop.

When You *jacked* a car and drive strait to a house hoping it would explode (like in Generals )

When You walk into a wine cellar, grab a bottle of wine and say: "Aged to perfection"

When You drive an old diesel truck and say * Running on fumes"

[AllStarZ]

When you build a Stinger Site in your backyard and expect it to fire automatically at passing air liners

When you claim your neighbour's house with a flag

[Waris]

When you try to clear a building of people by spraying insecticide from outside.

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When you think a can kill an entire tank crew in one shot

[Kris]

When You Suddenly Made a Porno clip using C&C Gen's unit voices

[Waris]

You send an engineer into EA HQ hoping it to be captured.

(Any CNC that has Engineers in it )

Edited by Waris, 11 May 2006 - 18:20.

[The_Hunter]

you put a big black sphere on your car and expect to be invissable (stealth generator from TS )

[General]

You know you've been playing way too much C&C :

When you think you wouldn't be killed when a tank shot at you because the life's balance

When you try to sneak another home from corners because there isn't any defence

When you think you can upgrade yourself with stealth camo before do a dangerous attempt

When you try to shut down a warplane with your damn small minigun in a war

When you think to use Patriot againist a tank or a soldier in an application

[Hobbesy]

When you think patriots don't work well against Scud missles!
When you think Anthrax turns you green!
When you think you'll be stealthed shooting peaple when they can see you.

Edited by tictac, 11 May 2006 - 20:56.

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Edited by fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg, 01 July 2008 - 07:35.

[Hobbesy]

When u think POWS once captured fight on your side.
When you think any vehicle can run down tree.
When you complain that dirty houses have to low of a graphics card.
When you think Chinese soilders speak english.

[Foxhound]

when you think China controls Europe

when you mistake Al Quaida for the GLA

when you think that by walking fast you can avoid small bomb explosions and missiles

[AllStarZ]

When you think "OMG! Why doesn't the US destroy Al Quaida's Command Centre?"

Edited by AllStarZ, 12 May 2006 - 02:59.

[Baal-Zebub]

When you think you're bigger than a car

[Nexolate]

When you start acting like a Rocket Buggy and going "AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!1" to random strangers...

[Baal-Zebub]

When you start to wave your arms in the air and yelling "alalalalalalalala" and have saugages taped to your body pertending to be terrorists.

[The_Hunter]

you think a bulldozer is the only thing you need to construct a new building

you start complaining to you mother about your older brother becouse he's overpowered

[Waris]

You rig your van with a radar thinking to do a radar scan over your GF's house

[The_Hunter]

in a snowball fight you run into a empty house becouse you think you will get a range and damage bonus

[Sgt. Nuker]

..you think Flashbangs actually kill people

..you think if you capture a hospital it will heal you and all of your friends

..you try to capture said hospital just by raising a flag

[Netshark the Shockwave Shark]

You pile a wall of sandbags in a circle, and expect three people with Stinger Missles to pop out and defend your house.

[AllStarZ]

You try to clear out your neighbour's house with a flamethrower