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Bob, formally President Bob, was inaugurated two days ago, in three and a half hours. Bob came from the little unknown island known as Guernsey, a little island off the coast of France, powered by France, and owned by the United Kingdom. Bob was relatively unknown in the political stage, but one day, he cleared the Blue signups. In the ages before the farms of Gmoo were created, Bob had already managed to defeat many political opponents through his righteousness, anti-spam campaigns and wisdom. This led him to be solicited into the House of Staff, where he continued to serve for many years on the end. Although his family was victim to a car accident and shop burglary, Staffer Bob stayed strong. Bob was extremely lucky, for one. Riding his BMX bike down a hill in Guernsey, pedaling like a madman, a certain gust of wind caused a giant trampoline, still protected by it's netting, to take off into the skies, over a wall and into the midst of the road, directly in front of Bob. A bit faster on his bike, Bob would've been hit by that bloody thing, as he puts it. This event further helped to strengthen Bob's resolve to pass on the bill of 'Suppression of Flying Trampolines' which has caused many casualties around the world, including C "Trampoliner" J. After a revolution, Bob was promoted to Adminstrator, and began a grand, spammy career while being strict on no-gooders.
Bob and his dad, participated in the Guernsey Bar Billiards competition a few years ago, and was defeated by an unnamed opponent team. This was a major letdown, however Bob was not to have his morale beaten. Training for the competition while being part of the Committee, having even designed the GBBA's website himself, there were rumors of Bob being more capable than imagined. This year, Bob and his partner beat many opponent teams and have reached this year's semi-finals. After a Committee meeting two days ago, it was then decided Bob was elected as President. His administrative skills were of perfect use, along with many of his unstated talents. President Bob stated that his first tasks while serving as President are:
"Firstly, to emphasize that Bar Billiards is not any ordinary billiard. Secondly, to promote billiards worldwide and thirdly, to emphasize it's bar billiards! Not pool, not snooker...it's even different from billiards itself...I repeat, it's bar billiards! It is fundamentally different! LOUD NOISES! Fourthly to improve Guernsey's economy and deconstruct stereotypes that Guernsey is out of nowhere. This will be critical to many things to come. Financing any bar billiards associations and clubs worldwide is key to promoting bar billiards as well such as providing them better equipment, funding training camps and buying better balls."
After his speech, President Bob stumbled into a room, and had a
expression.
Edited by Destiny, 30 March 2011 - 22:43.
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