28 replies to this topic

[Hobbesy]

Okay, okay, guys listen.

Listen guys, I got a plan.

We're going to..guys, listen, listen.

We're going to go Guernsey, and we're going to knock on all the doors and ask if Bob is home. I was going to do it myself with TheDR and Chyros, but that'd take an hour or two. If we get five or so people to chip in it should only take half an hour!

[Destiny]

Can I just bypass the knocking and barge into the house? Ghosts and bunnies and all that.

[Hobbesy]

You can do that when we find out which house Bob lives in. We'll knock down his bedroom door!

[Chyros]

No man, it'd never take that long to begin with. There's only one house on Guernsey, so all you have to do is knock on that .

[Wizard]

It shouldn't be that hard to find his place, you wouldn't even have to knock. We start by looking for the area with the flying trampolines, then we check a few back gardens for a huge stock of BMX parts (punctured tyres, old bikes), then we know which is Bawb's place.

[Alias]

They have houses on Guernsey?

:o

[Libains]

Don't forget the constant sound of dubstep/trance music that can be heard - I hear tell that people have jumped off the ferry halfway to Guernsey because they can already hear it by that point, and are desperately trying to make it away. They then get eaten by Great White sharks.

Edited by AJ, 22 June 2011 - 08:29.

[Hobbesy]

I heard it's the reason the Germans won't re-invade Guernsey. They're afraid the bass will damage their rifles!

[Kaido]

Finding Bob's house shall be easy, just locate the Tower of Fanta.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

I'll help.

Edited by Bob, 22 June 2011 - 19:04.

[TheDR]

Bob, we don't need your help to find Bob!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

[Hobbesy]

Yes we can! Bob speaks Guernésiais. This means we can use him to converse with the locals!

[Major Fuckup]

Id so love to help you out Hobbesy with that
Wager who finds him first dead or alive!

[Nid]

My flatmate is from guernsey, I'm sure she'd help out some.

[Chyros]

Nid, on 28 Jun 2011, 17:02, said:

My flatmate is from guernsey, I'm sure she'd help out some.

Yes, I'm sure she can point out the other hut on Guernsey .

[Destiny]

Chyros, on 28 Jun 2011, 23:11, said:

Nid, on 28 Jun 2011, 17:02, said:

My flatmate is from guernsey, I'm sure she'd help out some.

Yes, I'm sure she can point out the other hut on Guernsey .

What's more important that his flatmate is a girl!

[Chyros]

Destiny, on 28 Jun 2011, 17:12, said:

Chyros, on 28 Jun 2011, 23:11, said:

Nid, on 28 Jun 2011, 17:02, said:

My flatmate is from guernsey, I'm sure she'd help out some.

Yes, I'm sure she can point out the other hut on Guernsey .

What's more important that his flatmate is a girl!

Not a surprise in Niddy's case .

[Destiny]

Chyros, on 28 Jun 2011, 23:15, said:

Destiny, on 28 Jun 2011, 17:12, said:

Chyros, on 28 Jun 2011, 23:11, said:

Nid, on 28 Jun 2011, 17:02, said:

My flatmate is from guernsey, I'm sure she'd help out some.

Yes, I'm sure she can point out the other hut on Guernsey .

What's more important that his flatmate is a girl!

Not a surprise in Niddy's case .

Because it's a girl, the more the reason to be surprised

[Sgt. Nuker]

Right, so we're doing this when it isn't windy trampoline season, yeah? That should be what.....in a month?

[Nid]

Two of my flatmates are girls, and one more is another boy. We're moving into a house soon though with another girl and 3 other guys, so the ratio isn't looking too great. I dont see what is so surprising about me being surrounded by women in every day life. Isn't everyone in some way or another?

[Destiny]

Sgt. Nuker, on 28 Jun 2011, 23:38, said:

Right, so we're doing this when it isn't windy trampoline season, yeah? That should be what.....in a month?

But...we have to factor in Guernsey's location, proximity to the French coast, the ocean currents in the Channel, the global temperature, the orbit of the Earth around the Sun, solar activity, location of the Moon, the lunar gravity relationship with Earth at it's current distance, side of the Earth facing to/away from the Sun...

Nid, on 29 Jun 2011, 0:27, said:

Two of my flatmates are girls, and one more is another boy. We're moving into a house soon though with another girl and 3 other guys, so the ratio isn't looking too great. I dont see what is so surprising about me being surrounded by women in every day life. Isn't everyone in some way or another?

...not really...not for me at least

[Hobbesy]

The only women that surround Destiny are the ones on his computer screen.

[Destiny]

Hobbesy, on 29 Jun 2011, 1:18, said:

The only women that surround Destiny are the ones on his computer screen.

Oh shush, I am satisfied and content and happy as a lark

[Sgt. Nuker]

You'd be singing like one if they were real. Unlike Brad, because they remind him of rainbows.