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[Major Fuckup]

I have noticed some thing during my sober hours gaming on the week ends!
Doesn't matter what game you plat from TF2 o BF3 and any COD game, during the weekend the games are populated by pre teens who for what ever reason their parents never bothered to abort at birth and decided that buying them a mic so they can talk in game was a good idea..... These parents along with their children i would promptly like to tie up in the living room, douse with petrol and throw a match at them and watch them burn to death because having some 10 year old constantly abusing the mic and bitching about people killing him in TF2 because the little cunt cant play the game is well....... Frankly more annoying that i can put to words!
What has the world become? Or maybe im just getting old.....

[Liten]

Mute exists for a reason.

[Major Fuckup]

Liten, on 05 May 2013 - 10:41, said:

Mute exists for a reason.

But i like having sound while i play!

[Liten]

No, as in Muting players. Most games have that function because of the afformentioned problem.

[Chyros]

Fuckup, you're missing the whole point! The point is to engage those people and get some fun out of them. All it requires is a lot of tactical "your mother" jokes and they go insane which is funny as fuck .

[General]

Chyros, on 05 May 2013 - 11:12, said:

Fuckup, you're missing the whole point! The point is to engage those people and get some fun out of them. All it requires is a lot of tactical "your mother" jokes and they go insane which is funny as fuck .

I say keep killing them with different weapon each time, so they will follow with OMG GL noob, OMG akimbo noob, OMG knife noob etc...

[Major Fuckup]

General, on 05 May 2013 - 11:20, said:

Chyros, on 05 May 2013 - 11:12, said:

Fuckup, you're missing the whole point! The point is to engage those people and get some fun out of them. All it requires is a lot of tactical "your mother" jokes and they go insane which is funny as fuck .

I say keep killing them with different weapon each time, so they will follow with OMG GL noob, OMG akimbo noob, OMG knife noob etc...

I see! So i shall troll them till the point they angry german kid and gtfo!

[Chyros]

Major Fuckup, on 05 May 2013 - 11:52, said:

General, on 05 May 2013 - 11:20, said:

Chyros, on 05 May 2013 - 11:12, said:

Fuckup, you're missing the whole point! The point is to engage those people and get some fun out of them. All it requires is a lot of tactical "your mother" jokes and they go insane which is funny as fuck .

I say keep killing them with different weapon each time, so they will follow with OMG GL noob, OMG akimbo noob, OMG knife noob etc...

I see! So i shall troll them till the point they angry german kid and gtfo!

Exactly!

[Krieger22]

The more they whine the more attention they get. Repeat until target ragequits.

[Chyros]

Exactly.

I'm surprised you never tried this before, Fuckup. Half the fun in online gaming is making angry 13-year-olds cry .

[Wanderer]

Chyros has turned the trolling into an artform. When we played MW2 with full team of us in skype, the amount of whining we got was pretty serious xD

[Major Fuckup]

Chyros, on 06 May 2013 - 10:17, said:

Exactly.

I'm surprised you never tried this before, Fuckup. Half the fun in online gaming is making angry 13-year-olds cry .

Well normally i have the game voice chat disabled so i don't listen to that shit!

[Chyros]

Major Fuckup, on 06 May 2013 - 13:02, said:

Chyros, on 06 May 2013 - 10:17, said:

Exactly.

I'm surprised you never tried this before, Fuckup. Half the fun in online gaming is making angry 13-year-olds cry .

Well normally i have the game voice chat disabled so i don't listen to that shit!

You can use text chat which is what I normally use, but voice chat does add an extra layer of emotion on the crying ^^ .

[Libains]

Chyros, on 06 May 2013 - 13:23, said:

Major Fuckup, on 06 May 2013 - 13:02, said:

Chyros, on 06 May 2013 - 10:17, said:

Exactly.

I'm surprised you never tried this before, Fuckup. Half the fun in online gaming is making angry 13-year-olds cry .

Well normally i have the game voice chat disabled so i don't listen to that shit!

You can use text chat which is what I normally use, but voice chat does add an extra layer of emotion on the crying ^^ .

Your mother adds an extra layer of emotion on the crying!

(Anyone that has ever played a game with Chyros will understand this).

Still, could be worse Fuckup, you could play League of Legends *Shudders*

[Liten]

Libains, on 06 May 2013 - 13:30, said:

Chyros, on 06 May 2013 - 13:23, said:

Major Fuckup, on 06 May 2013 - 13:02, said:

Chyros, on 06 May 2013 - 10:17, said:

Exactly.

I'm surprised you never tried this before, Fuckup. Half the fun in online gaming is making angry 13-year-olds cry .

Well normally i have the game voice chat disabled so i don't listen to that shit!

You can use text chat which is what I normally use, but voice chat does add an extra layer of emotion on the crying ^^ .

Your mother adds an extra layer of emotion on the crying!

(Anyone that has ever played a game with Chyros will understand this).

Your mother will understand this!

(It's an unfortunate side effect, but it does make for some hilarious one-liners sometimes)

[Chyros]

Liten, on 06 May 2013 - 13:34, said:

Libains, on 06 May 2013 - 13:30, said:

Chyros, on 06 May 2013 - 13:23, said:

Major Fuckup, on 06 May 2013 - 13:02, said:

Chyros, on 06 May 2013 - 10:17, said:

Exactly.

I'm surprised you never tried this before, Fuckup. Half the fun in online gaming is making angry 13-year-olds cry .

Well normally i have the game voice chat disabled so i don't listen to that shit!

You can use text chat which is what I normally use, but voice chat does add an extra layer of emotion on the crying ^^ .

Your mother adds an extra layer of emotion on the crying!

(Anyone that has ever played a game with Chyros will understand this).

Your mother will understand this!

(It's an unfortunate side effect, but it does make for some hilarious one-liners sometimes)

Your mother makes for some hilarious one-liners!

[CJ]

Sadly, I only got to play with Chyros on Filling Flour.
Mainlt cause the bugger wouldn't play TF2 D;

[Liten]

Chyros, on 06 May 2013 - 14:38, said:

Liten, on 06 May 2013 - 13:34, said:

Libains, on 06 May 2013 - 13:30, said:

Chyros, on 06 May 2013 - 13:23, said:

Major Fuckup, on 06 May 2013 - 13:02, said:

Chyros, on 06 May 2013 - 10:17, said:

Exactly.

I'm surprised you never tried this before, Fuckup. Half the fun in online gaming is making angry 13-year-olds cry .

Well normally i have the game voice chat disabled so i don't listen to that shit!

You can use text chat which is what I normally use, but voice chat does add an extra layer of emotion on the crying ^^ .

Your mother adds an extra layer of emotion on the crying!

(Anyone that has ever played a game with Chyros will understand this).

Your mother will understand this!

(It's an unfortunate side effect, but it does make for some hilarious one-liners sometimes)

Your mother makes for some hilarious one-liners!

I think that was the entire point of this quote pyramid.

[TheDR]

Liten, on 06 May 2013 - 15:06, said:

Chyros, on 06 May 2013 - 14:38, said:

Liten, on 06 May 2013 - 13:34, said:

Libains, on 06 May 2013 - 13:30, said:

Chyros, on 06 May 2013 - 13:23, said:

Major Fuckup, on 06 May 2013 - 13:02, said:

Chyros, on 06 May 2013 - 10:17, said:

Exactly.

I'm surprised you never tried this before, Fuckup. Half the fun in online gaming is making angry 13-year-olds cry .

Well normally i have the game voice chat disabled so i don't listen to that shit!

You can use text chat which is what I normally use, but voice chat does add an extra layer of emotion on the crying ^^ .

Your mother adds an extra layer of emotion on the crying!

(Anyone that has ever played a game with Chyros will understand this).

Your mother will understand this!

(It's an unfortunate side effect, but it does make for some hilarious one-liners sometimes)

Your mother makes for some hilarious one-liners!

I think that was the entire point of this quote pyramid.

Your mother was the entire point of this quote pyramid!

[General]

TheDR, on 06 May 2013 - 15:09, said:

Liten, on 06 May 2013 - 15:06, said:

Chyros, on 06 May 2013 - 14:38, said:

Liten, on 06 May 2013 - 13:34, said:

Libains, on 06 May 2013 - 13:30, said:

Chyros, on 06 May 2013 - 13:23, said:

Major Fuckup, on 06 May 2013 - 13:02, said:

Chyros, on 06 May 2013 - 10:17, said:

Exactly.

I'm surprised you never tried this before, Fuckup. Half the fun in online gaming is making angry 13-year-olds cry .

Well normally i have the game voice chat disabled so i don't listen to that shit!

You can use text chat which is what I normally use, but voice chat does add an extra layer of emotion on the crying ^^ .

Your mother adds an extra layer of emotion on the crying!

(Anyone that has ever played a game with Chyros will understand this).

Your mother will understand this!

(It's an unfortunate side effect, but it does make for some hilarious one-liners sometimes)

Your mother makes for some hilarious one-liners!

I think that was the entire point of this quote pyramid.

Your mother was the entire point of this quote pyramid!

Your mother thinks she is more suited to that title!

[Chyros]

CJ, on 06 May 2013 - 14:43, said:

Sadly, I only got to play with Chyros on Filling Flour.
Mainlt cause the bugger wouldn't play TF2 D;

Pretty much, yeah .

or because you wouldn't play MW2 .

Anyway, as the above pyramid demonstrates, the trick is to say whatever the previous person said and apply it to their mother instead. Make sure you do this tactically and you get hilarious results.

The cruelest one I ever pulled was one in MW2 that a few people here will already know about. He was whining, so I pulled a "your mother" joke on him. He said his mother was dead. Many "your mother" jokes later, he told me he wished I'd die painfully. to which I obviously replied "I hope your mother died painfully".

He quit right then and there.

Edited by Chyros, 06 May 2013 - 16:16.

[General]

Chyros, on 06 May 2013 - 16:16, said:

CJ, on 06 May 2013 - 14:43, said:

Sadly, I only got to play with Chyros on Filling Flour.
Mainlt cause the bugger wouldn't play TF2 D;

Pretty much, yeah .

or because you wouldn't play MW2 .

Anyway, as the above pyramid demonstrates, the trick is to say whatever the previous person said and apply it to their mother instead. Make sure you do this tactically and you get hilarious results.

The cruelest one I ever pulled was one in MW2 that a few people here will already know about. He was whining, so I pulled a "your mother" joke on him. He said his mother was dead. Many "your mother" jokes later, he told me he wished I'd die painfully. to which I obviously replied "I hope your mother died painfully".

He quit right then and there.

Thats cruel even by your standards

[CJ]

Chyros, on 06 May 2013 - 16:16, said:

CJ, on 06 May 2013 - 14:43, said:

Sadly, I only got to play with Chyros on Filling Flour.
Mainlt cause the bugger wouldn't play TF2 D;

Pretty much, yeah .

or because you wouldn't play MW2 .

I played Modern Warfare many times, it's just that I wasn't willing (and never will) to buy it
Hech even a friend was going to gift it to me on steam, I refused off the bat

[Major Fuckup]

CJ, on 06 May 2013 - 18:57, said:

Chyros, on 06 May 2013 - 16:16, said:

CJ, on 06 May 2013 - 14:43, said:

Sadly, I only got to play with Chyros on Filling Flour.
Mainlt cause the bugger wouldn't play TF2 D;

Pretty much, yeah .

or because you wouldn't play MW2 .

I played Modern Warfare many times, it's just that I wasn't willing (and never will) to buy it
Hech even a friend was going to gift it to me on steam, I refused off the bat

MW2 is crap and every one hacks in that game

[CJ]

Major Fuckup, on 06 May 2013 - 23:13, said:

CJ, on 06 May 2013 - 18:57, said:

Chyros, on 06 May 2013 - 16:16, said:

CJ, on 06 May 2013 - 14:43, said:

Sadly, I only got to play with Chyros on Filling Flour.
Mainlt cause the bugger wouldn't play TF2 D;

Pretty much, yeah .

or because you wouldn't play MW2 .

I played Modern Warfare many times, it's just that I wasn't willing (and never will) to buy it
Hech even a friend was going to gift it to me on steam, I refused off the bat

MW2 is crap and every one hacks in that game

That's the thing though, with a certain version of the game (not the one on steam), it was possible to get a private server, and therefore to install additional anti cheating measures (implying there were any to begin with in the game...) as well as kick/ban players individually