Major Upgrade
#1
Posted 01 June 2013 - 07:24
Oh what a feeling, Im 40 grand in debt
So yeah a bought a Toyota! Not redneck at all since its a Japanese made car right?
Now a 4.5L turbo diesel v8 with 151kW of horse power at 3400rpm and 430Nm of torque around 1200-3200rpm isnt bad for a 3 ton ute. 3 and a half ton rated towing, i can pull some bitches with this
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#2
Posted 01 June 2013 - 08:19
The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
#3
Posted 01 June 2013 - 08:23
Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 08:19, said:
Pickup but when im finished it will look like a truck!
Something like this ^.^
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#4
Posted 01 June 2013 - 08:24
The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
#8
Posted 01 June 2013 - 10:36
Edited by Chyros, 01 June 2013 - 10:36.
The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
#9
Posted 01 June 2013 - 11:36
#10
Posted 01 June 2013 - 13:56
#11
Posted 01 June 2013 - 14:45
Destiny, on 01 June 2013 - 13:56, said:
Well it it all made of steel! :3
Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:
I never will!
General, on 01 June 2013 - 11:36, said:
I'll add all the stuff
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#12
Posted 03 June 2013 - 07:59
Major Fuckup, on 01 June 2013 - 07:24, said:
Major Fuckup, on 01 June 2013 - 07:24, said:
Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:
These "things" he is buying are getting bigger, me thinks he is covering up for something ...
#13
Posted 03 June 2013 - 08:06
Im smart though because you see i was able to fit an entire body into that red esky!
Edited by Major Fuckup, 03 June 2013 - 08:07.
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#14
Posted 03 June 2013 - 10:33
Wizard, on 03 June 2013 - 07:59, said:
Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:
These "things" he is buying are getting bigger, me thinks he is covering up for something ...
And yes it's huge, so of course he has no penis whatsoever, but that doesn't influence the redneck scale .
The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
#15
Posted 03 June 2013 - 13:21
Chyros, on 03 June 2013 - 10:33, said:
Wizard, on 03 June 2013 - 07:59, said:
Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:
These "things" he is buying are getting bigger, me thinks he is covering up for something ...
And yes it's huge, so of course he has no penis whatsoever, but that doesn't influence the redneck scale .
If anything, being a redneck implies that you have no penis
#16
Posted 03 June 2013 - 14:14
CJ, on 03 June 2013 - 13:21, said:
Chyros, on 03 June 2013 - 10:33, said:
Wizard, on 03 June 2013 - 07:59, said:
Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:
These "things" he is buying are getting bigger, me thinks he is covering up for something ...
And yes it's huge, so of course he has no penis whatsoever, but that doesn't influence the redneck scale .
If anything, being a redneck implies that you have no penis
Of course they have! They just don't know how to use it!
#17
Posted 04 June 2013 - 09:35
General, on 03 June 2013 - 14:14, said:
CJ, on 03 June 2013 - 13:21, said:
Chyros, on 03 June 2013 - 10:33, said:
Wizard, on 03 June 2013 - 07:59, said:
Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:
These "things" he is buying are getting bigger, me thinks he is covering up for something ...
And yes it's huge, so of course he has no penis whatsoever, but that doesn't influence the redneck scale .
If anything, being a redneck implies that you have no penis
Of course they have! They just don't know how to use it!
And not being an murrican of course i have no idea what the differences between a pickup and a truck are
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#18
Posted 04 June 2013 - 11:55
Major Fuckup, on 04 June 2013 - 09:35, said:
General, on 03 June 2013 - 14:14, said:
CJ, on 03 June 2013 - 13:21, said:
Chyros, on 03 June 2013 - 10:33, said:
Wizard, on 03 June 2013 - 07:59, said:
Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:
These "things" he is buying are getting bigger, me thinks he is covering up for something ...
And yes it's huge, so of course he has no penis whatsoever, but that doesn't influence the redneck scale .
If anything, being a redneck implies that you have no penis
Of course they have! They just don't know how to use it!
And not being an murrican of course i have no idea what the differences between a pickup and a truck are
The bed on a pickup is like a open-top box, while a truck has either just a flat bed (like yours) or a closed box that closes at the back (like a cargo truck). Moreover pickup trucks are limited to car or light-truck chassis, while trucks can range from car to road train size.
The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
#19
Posted 05 June 2013 - 11:42
Chyros, on 04 June 2013 - 11:55, said:
Major Fuckup, on 04 June 2013 - 09:35, said:
General, on 03 June 2013 - 14:14, said:
CJ, on 03 June 2013 - 13:21, said:
Chyros, on 03 June 2013 - 10:33, said:
Wizard, on 03 June 2013 - 07:59, said:
Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:
These "things" he is buying are getting bigger, me thinks he is covering up for something ...
And yes it's huge, so of course he has no penis whatsoever, but that doesn't influence the redneck scale .
If anything, being a redneck implies that you have no penis
Of course they have! They just don't know how to use it!
And not being an murrican of course i have no idea what the differences between a pickup and a truck are
The bed on a pickup is like a open-top box, while a truck has either just a flat bed (like yours) or a closed box that closes at the back (like a cargo truck). Moreover pickup trucks are limited to car or light-truck chassis, while trucks can range from car to road train size.
But then that means i have both sitting on my lawn! STRAYA CUNT..... But then again the proper term for pickup is ute since the first "pickup" was the result of a 1932 letter from the wife of a farmer in Victoria asking for “a vehicle to go to church in on a Sunday and which can carry our pigs to market on Mondays”.In response for such a question Ford designer Lew Bandt developed the ute and the model called a coupe utility at the time was released in 1934. In 1951, Holden released a ute model, which was based on the 48-215 sedan. With both Ford and Holden now producing utes, this started the long-standing tradition of Australian-designed 2 door vehicles with a tray at the back, based on a passenger car chassis.
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#20
Posted 05 June 2013 - 12:35
Major Fuckup, on 05 June 2013 - 11:42, said:
Chyros, on 04 June 2013 - 11:55, said:
Major Fuckup, on 04 June 2013 - 09:35, said:
General, on 03 June 2013 - 14:14, said:
CJ, on 03 June 2013 - 13:21, said:
Chyros, on 03 June 2013 - 10:33, said:
Wizard, on 03 June 2013 - 07:59, said:
Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:
These "things" he is buying are getting bigger, me thinks he is covering up for something ...
And yes it's huge, so of course he has no penis whatsoever, but that doesn't influence the redneck scale .
If anything, being a redneck implies that you have no penis
Of course they have! They just don't know how to use it!
And not being an murrican of course i have no idea what the differences between a pickup and a truck are
The bed on a pickup is like a open-top box, while a truck has either just a flat bed (like yours) or a closed box that closes at the back (like a cargo truck). Moreover pickup trucks are limited to car or light-truck chassis, while trucks can range from car to road train size.
But then that means i have both sitting on my lawn! STRAYA CUNT..... But then again the proper term for pickup is ute since the first "pickup" was the result of a 1932 letter from the wife of a farmer in Victoria asking for “a vehicle to go to church in on a Sunday and which can carry our pigs to market on Mondays”.In response for such a question Ford designer Lew Bandt developed the ute and the model called a coupe utility at the time was released in 1934. In 1951, Holden released a ute model, which was based on the 48-215 sedan. With both Ford and Holden now producing utes, this started the long-standing tradition of Australian-designed 2 door vehicles with a tray at the back, based on a passenger car chassis.
The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
#21
Posted 05 June 2013 - 13:01
Pretty much everything with a tray is called a ute here.
#22
Posted 05 June 2013 - 13:48
Alias, on 05 June 2013 - 13:01, said:
Pretty much everything with a tray is called a ute here.
The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
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#25
Posted 09 June 2013 - 08:48
Wizard, on 06 June 2013 - 14:53, said:
I could be..... Or i could be using it to avoid Bawb!
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