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[Major Fuckup]

Oh what a feeling, Im 40 grand in debt
So yeah a bought a Toyota! Not redneck at all since its a Japanese made car right?
Now a 4.5L turbo diesel v8 with 151kW of horse power at 3400rpm and 430Nm of torque around 1200-3200rpm isnt bad for a 3 ton ute. 3 and a half ton rated towing, i can pull some bitches with this

[Chyros]

Is that a pickup or just a truck? I can't tell. It looks a lot better than your previous pickup though - the front part at least. And yes, noticeably less redneck .

[Major Fuckup]

 Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 08:19, said:

Is that a pickup or just a truck? I can't tell. It looks a lot better than your previous pickup though - the front part at least. And yes, noticeably less redneck .

Pickup but when im finished it will look like a truck!

Something like this ^.^

[Chyros]

Oh jeez .

[Major Fuckup]

 Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 08:24, said:

Oh jeez .

Oh yes

[CJ]

Next thing you know, Major'll be taking part in demolition racer-like events with that.

[Major Fuckup]

 CJ, on 01 June 2013 - 09:05, said:

Next thing you know, Major'll be taking part in demolition racer-like events with that.

And i'll win them all!

[Chyros]

The vehicle may be less redneck, you certainly haven't changed though .

Edited by Chyros, 01 June 2013 - 10:36.

[General]

When you are finished ? You plan to add more stuff ? It looks like one of these Transformers robots

[Destiny]

God, the bars on it look like it can ram a rhino head on and still win unbent.

[Major Fuckup]

 Destiny, on 01 June 2013 - 13:56, said:

God, the bars on it look like it can ram a rhino head on and still win unbent.

Well it it all made of steel! :3

 Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:

The vehicle may be less redneck, you certainly haven't changed though .

I never will!

 General, on 01 June 2013 - 11:36, said:

When you are finished ? You plan to add more stuff ? It looks like one of these Transformers robots

I'll add all the stuff

[Wizard]

 Major Fuckup, on 01 June 2013 - 07:24, said:

So yeah a bought a Toyota! Not redneck at all since its a Japanese made car right?

You can take the redneck out of the 'ute, but you can't take the 'ute out of the redneck ...

 Major Fuckup, on 01 June 2013 - 07:24, said:

Now a 4.5L turbo diesel v8 with 151kW of horse power at 3400rpm and 430Nm of torque around 1200-3200rpm isnt bad for a 3 ton ute. 3 and a half ton rated towing, i can pull some bitches with this

If you mean by that "kicking and screaming into the desert where no one can hear them scream". Yes, yes you probably will

 Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:

The vehicle may be less redneck, you certainly haven't changed though .

Less redneck? Less? How is it less redneck? It's so fucking stupid he doesn't even have something to cover up what he puts in (on?) it? Any person that drives around with a tarpaulin over his stuff should be shot on sight by the police as it's 99.99999% certain he's a murderer!

These "things" he is buying are getting bigger, me thinks he is covering up for something ...

[Major Fuckup]

Im smart though because you see i was able to fit an entire body into that red esky!

Edited by Major Fuckup, 03 June 2013 - 08:07.

[Chyros]

 Wizard, on 03 June 2013 - 07:59, said:

 Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:

The vehicle may be less redneck, you certainly haven't changed though .

Less redneck? Less? How is it less redneck? It's so fucking stupid he doesn't even have something to cover up what he puts in (on?) it? Any person that drives around with a tarpaulin over his stuff should be shot on sight by the police as it's 99.99999% certain he's a murderer!

These "things" he is buying are getting bigger, me thinks he is covering up for something ...

It's less redneck at the moment because he hasn't put anything on it, it's just a truck. And trucks are not nearly as bad as pickups - you can find trucks in cities too, after all.

And yes it's huge, so of course he has no penis whatsoever, but that doesn't influence the redneck scale .

[CJ]

 Chyros, on 03 June 2013 - 10:33, said:

 Wizard, on 03 June 2013 - 07:59, said:

 Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:

The vehicle may be less redneck, you certainly haven't changed though .

Less redneck? Less? How is it less redneck? It's so fucking stupid he doesn't even have something to cover up what he puts in (on?) it? Any person that drives around with a tarpaulin over his stuff should be shot on sight by the police as it's 99.99999% certain he's a murderer!

These "things" he is buying are getting bigger, me thinks he is covering up for something ...

It's less redneck at the moment because he hasn't put anything on it, it's just a truck. And trucks are not nearly as bad as pickups - you can find trucks in cities too, after all.

And yes it's huge, so of course he has no penis whatsoever, but that doesn't influence the redneck scale .

If anything, being a redneck implies that you have no penis

[General]

 CJ, on 03 June 2013 - 13:21, said:

 Chyros, on 03 June 2013 - 10:33, said:

 Wizard, on 03 June 2013 - 07:59, said:

 Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:

The vehicle may be less redneck, you certainly haven't changed though .

Less redneck? Less? How is it less redneck? It's so fucking stupid he doesn't even have something to cover up what he puts in (on?) it? Any person that drives around with a tarpaulin over his stuff should be shot on sight by the police as it's 99.99999% certain he's a murderer!

These "things" he is buying are getting bigger, me thinks he is covering up for something ...

It's less redneck at the moment because he hasn't put anything on it, it's just a truck. And trucks are not nearly as bad as pickups - you can find trucks in cities too, after all.

And yes it's huge, so of course he has no penis whatsoever, but that doesn't influence the redneck scale .

If anything, being a redneck implies that you have no penis

Of course they have! They just don't know how to use it!

[Major Fuckup]

 General, on 03 June 2013 - 14:14, said:

 CJ, on 03 June 2013 - 13:21, said:

 Chyros, on 03 June 2013 - 10:33, said:

 Wizard, on 03 June 2013 - 07:59, said:

 Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:

The vehicle may be less redneck, you certainly haven't changed though .

Less redneck? Less? How is it less redneck? It's so fucking stupid he doesn't even have something to cover up what he puts in (on?) it? Any person that drives around with a tarpaulin over his stuff should be shot on sight by the police as it's 99.99999% certain he's a murderer!

These "things" he is buying are getting bigger, me thinks he is covering up for something ...

It's less redneck at the moment because he hasn't put anything on it, it's just a truck. And trucks are not nearly as bad as pickups - you can find trucks in cities too, after all.

And yes it's huge, so of course he has no penis whatsoever, but that doesn't influence the redneck scale .

If anything, being a redneck implies that you have no penis

Of course they have! They just don't know how to use it!

And not being an murrican of course i have no idea what the differences between a pickup and a truck are

[Chyros]

 Major Fuckup, on 04 June 2013 - 09:35, said:

 General, on 03 June 2013 - 14:14, said:

 CJ, on 03 June 2013 - 13:21, said:

 Chyros, on 03 June 2013 - 10:33, said:

 Wizard, on 03 June 2013 - 07:59, said:

 Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:

The vehicle may be less redneck, you certainly haven't changed though .

Less redneck? Less? How is it less redneck? It's so fucking stupid he doesn't even have something to cover up what he puts in (on?) it? Any person that drives around with a tarpaulin over his stuff should be shot on sight by the police as it's 99.99999% certain he's a murderer!

These "things" he is buying are getting bigger, me thinks he is covering up for something ...

It's less redneck at the moment because he hasn't put anything on it, it's just a truck. And trucks are not nearly as bad as pickups - you can find trucks in cities too, after all.

And yes it's huge, so of course he has no penis whatsoever, but that doesn't influence the redneck scale .

If anything, being a redneck implies that you have no penis

Of course they have! They just don't know how to use it!

And not being an murrican of course i have no idea what the differences between a pickup and a truck are

No that's exactly what makes you a Mercun . They only have pickups and therefore don't know what trucks are.

The bed on a pickup is like a open-top box, while a truck has either just a flat bed (like yours) or a closed box that closes at the back (like a cargo truck). Moreover pickup trucks are limited to car or light-truck chassis, while trucks can range from car to road train size.

[Major Fuckup]

 Chyros, on 04 June 2013 - 11:55, said:

 Major Fuckup, on 04 June 2013 - 09:35, said:

 General, on 03 June 2013 - 14:14, said:

 CJ, on 03 June 2013 - 13:21, said:

 Chyros, on 03 June 2013 - 10:33, said:

 Wizard, on 03 June 2013 - 07:59, said:

 Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:

The vehicle may be less redneck, you certainly haven't changed though .

Less redneck? Less? How is it less redneck? It's so fucking stupid he doesn't even have something to cover up what he puts in (on?) it? Any person that drives around with a tarpaulin over his stuff should be shot on sight by the police as it's 99.99999% certain he's a murderer!

These "things" he is buying are getting bigger, me thinks he is covering up for something ...

It's less redneck at the moment because he hasn't put anything on it, it's just a truck. And trucks are not nearly as bad as pickups - you can find trucks in cities too, after all.

And yes it's huge, so of course he has no penis whatsoever, but that doesn't influence the redneck scale .

If anything, being a redneck implies that you have no penis

Of course they have! They just don't know how to use it!

And not being an murrican of course i have no idea what the differences between a pickup and a truck are

No that's exactly what makes you a Mercun . They only have pickups and therefore don't know what trucks are.

The bed on a pickup is like a open-top box, while a truck has either just a flat bed (like yours) or a closed box that closes at the back (like a cargo truck). Moreover pickup trucks are limited to car or light-truck chassis, while trucks can range from car to road train size.

But then that means i have both sitting on my lawn! STRAYA CUNT..... But then again the proper term for pickup is ute since the first "pickup" was the result of a 1932 letter from the wife of a farmer in Victoria asking for “a vehicle to go to church in on a Sunday and which can carry our pigs to market on Mondays”.In response for such a question Ford designer Lew Bandt developed the ute and the model called a coupe utility at the time was released in 1934. In 1951, Holden released a ute model, which was based on the 48-215 sedan. With both Ford and Holden now producing utes, this started the long-standing tradition of Australian-designed 2 door vehicles with a tray at the back, based on a passenger car chassis.

[Chyros]

 Major Fuckup, on 05 June 2013 - 11:42, said:

 Chyros, on 04 June 2013 - 11:55, said:

 Major Fuckup, on 04 June 2013 - 09:35, said:

 General, on 03 June 2013 - 14:14, said:

 CJ, on 03 June 2013 - 13:21, said:

 Chyros, on 03 June 2013 - 10:33, said:

 Wizard, on 03 June 2013 - 07:59, said:

 Chyros, on 01 June 2013 - 10:36, said:

The vehicle may be less redneck, you certainly haven't changed though .

Less redneck? Less? How is it less redneck? It's so fucking stupid he doesn't even have something to cover up what he puts in (on?) it? Any person that drives around with a tarpaulin over his stuff should be shot on sight by the police as it's 99.99999% certain he's a murderer!

These "things" he is buying are getting bigger, me thinks he is covering up for something ...

It's less redneck at the moment because he hasn't put anything on it, it's just a truck. And trucks are not nearly as bad as pickups - you can find trucks in cities too, after all.

And yes it's huge, so of course he has no penis whatsoever, but that doesn't influence the redneck scale .

If anything, being a redneck implies that you have no penis

Of course they have! They just don't know how to use it!

And not being an murrican of course i have no idea what the differences between a pickup and a truck are

No that's exactly what makes you a Mercun . They only have pickups and therefore don't know what trucks are.

The bed on a pickup is like a open-top box, while a truck has either just a flat bed (like yours) or a closed box that closes at the back (like a cargo truck). Moreover pickup trucks are limited to car or light-truck chassis, while trucks can range from car to road train size.

But then that means i have both sitting on my lawn! STRAYA CUNT..... But then again the proper term for pickup is ute since the first "pickup" was the result of a 1932 letter from the wife of a farmer in Victoria asking for “a vehicle to go to church in on a Sunday and which can carry our pigs to market on Mondays”.In response for such a question Ford designer Lew Bandt developed the ute and the model called a coupe utility at the time was released in 1934. In 1951, Holden released a ute model, which was based on the 48-215 sedan. With both Ford and Holden now producing utes, this started the long-standing tradition of Australian-designed 2 door vehicles with a tray at the back, based on a passenger car chassis.

A ute is a coupé pickup truck. All utes are pickups, but not all pickups are utes.

[Alias]

That's where you (and wiki) are wrong.

Pretty much everything with a tray is called a ute here.

[Chyros]

 Alias, on 05 June 2013 - 13:01, said:

That's where you (and wiki) are wrong.

Pretty much everything with a tray is called a ute here.

That's because you are a bad people .

[Major Fuckup]

 Chyros, on 05 June 2013 - 13:48, said:

 Alias, on 05 June 2013 - 13:01, said:

That's where you (and wiki) are wrong.

Pretty much everything with a tray is called a ute here.

That's because you are a bad people .

Yeah well no do-gooder can handle the awesomeness of a ute!

[Wizard]

 Major Fuckup, on 06 June 2013 - 11:46, said:

 Chyros, on 05 June 2013 - 13:48, said:

 Alias, on 05 June 2013 - 13:01, said:

That's where you (and wiki) are wrong.

Pretty much everything with a tray is called a ute here.

That's because you are a bad people .

Yeah well no do-gooder can handle the awesomeness of a ute!

You're using it to avoid Batman?

[Major Fuckup]

 Wizard, on 06 June 2013 - 14:53, said:

 Major Fuckup, on 06 June 2013 - 11:46, said:

 Chyros, on 05 June 2013 - 13:48, said:

 Alias, on 05 June 2013 - 13:01, said:

That's where you (and wiki) are wrong.

Pretty much everything with a tray is called a ute here.

That's because you are a bad people .

Yeah well no do-gooder can handle the awesomeness of a ute!

You're using it to avoid Batman?

I could be..... Or i could be using it to avoid Bawb!