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OMG! War at Wal-Mart!


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#1 Deathstrike

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Posted 17 June 2005 - 20:20

Welcome to Wal-Mart! From now on the ever-so peaceful hypermarket is BATTLEFIELD!!

*locks the guns department*, no cheating :P

*grabs an axe, and waits for the next guy to come in*
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Posted 17 June 2005 - 20:25

*jumps into Wal-Mart avoiding Deathstrikes axe grabs an water melon and throws it at his head*
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Posted 17 June 2005 - 20:27

Noooooo! No watermelons, that's even unfairer than guns :P

*whipes red goo out of face, and counterattacks with a bunch of bananas*
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Posted 17 June 2005 - 20:31

*slipes over bannana piels* ouche that hurst! now i'm going to launch tooth paste at you *grabs some tooth paste opens it up aims for deathstrike ans sqeazes it realy hard*
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Posted 17 June 2005 - 20:33

AAH! My eyes!

*stumbles into the frozen foods section, and whacks Hunter with a box of frozen steaks*
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Posted 17 June 2005 - 21:53

*runs in and goes to eletronicks ac opens 30 boxes of zt2 and throws cds at both*


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then runs to hard ware ad grabs propane torch and cooks frozen food deathstrike through

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Posted 17 June 2005 - 21:55

*dodges incoming CD's* take this *throws alot of frozen pizzas at retry_1*
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Posted 17 June 2005 - 21:57

*turns pizza into ash* bring it on



(does this wal mart have mc donalds?)
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Posted 17 June 2005 - 21:58

*walks in with a surprised look on his face, only to get a CD in the stomach*

*opens a box of rice krispies and fires them off with a hairdryer*
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Posted 17 June 2005 - 22:01

*dodges shratnel and sticks immo's hand in grill then ligts

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Posted 18 June 2005 - 05:53

*looks at it all and is confused*

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Posted 18 June 2005 - 08:28

*grabs a pack of cookies sharps them untill they ar razor sharp* here catch! *throws them at every body*
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Posted 18 June 2005 - 16:32

*uses torch and sets cookies on fire and redirects at hunter*
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Posted 18 June 2005 - 18:24

Cracks open a can of SPAM and throws its deadly contents at Retry_1
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Posted 18 June 2005 - 18:40

*hops on eletric old person shoping scooter and chalenges deathstrike to race*
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Posted 18 June 2005 - 18:52

"shoots retry_1 with rocket propelled watermelons while driving his eletric old person shoping scooter "







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Posted 18 June 2005 - 19:32

ahh *makes a b line to tools and hits yayo on da head with a pipe werench*
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Posted 18 June 2005 - 19:52

*stands aside looking and pondering for a while, before getting a box of underwear and throwing them at retry and yayo, causing them to get constricted in the strings, trip over and fall on the ground*

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#19 Deathstrike

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Posted 18 June 2005 - 20:00

*stands aside Immoman, considering a job well done*

*goes to the sports section to get a golf cart, then chases retry_1 on his scooter*
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Posted 19 June 2005 - 11:33

"dodges retry_1 n rides banana powered shopping cart with ham armor"







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Posted 19 June 2005 - 11:38

*runs to the backery* ah just what i needed *grabs some rock hard bread from the day before hits every body of there scooter and shoping carts*
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Posted 19 June 2005 - 12:05

*stands in the middle and still looks confused* :P

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Posted 19 June 2005 - 13:22

*Grabs blaat and uses her as a living shield against the stale bread, then proceeds to throw cucumber boomerangs at Hunter and yayo*
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#24 Athena

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Posted 19 June 2005 - 15:12

*uses the absorbed power to strike back at Hunter, then throws some tomatoes at Hunter and yayo*

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Posted 19 June 2005 - 19:57

"runs""and made a tank made of stainless steel knives with 120mm Fork Shooter :P"


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