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[PUTITIGRINGO]

I have Machine McDonald´s Hamburgers Launcher, I´ll Fire all Peoples, You can eat and You´re Super Sized. I going to Capture Wal-Mart!!!

[Jazz Man]

*Jazz man, Still dead. Wile Renegade is walking away... He gets hit by a truck.. next time.. look where you are.. stupid.

OH WAIT! IM NOT DEAD. I WASn't IN COMBAT! I WAS STATEING SOMETHING!
(( OMG! Caps! ))
So stop thinking im allways fighting you guys.. i got nothing agaist you, IM HERE FOR THE MOTHER *Big long Beep here* BEANS! NOW *More Beeping noises here* PLEASE!

Edited by Jazz Man, 29 August 2005 - 03:09.

[The Laser]

The Laser, on Aug 25 2005, 10:28 AM, said:

colects up lose toliet roll and grabs t bottles of vodka  and runs towards the Bean store. once at the bean store, sokes  toilet roll in vodka and sets them alight burning beans to dust.

all the beans have already been destroyed by me mwahhhhhhh :nod:

[renegade]

Jazz Man, on Aug 29 2005, 03:08 AM, said:

*Jazz man, Still dead. Wile Renegade is walking away... He gets hit by a truck.. next time.. look where you are.. stupid.

OH WAIT! IM NOT DEAD. I WASn't IN COMBAT! I WAS STATEING SOMETHING!
(( OMG! Caps! ))
So stop thinking im allways fighting you guys.. i got nothing agaist you, IM HERE FOR THE MOTHER *Big long Beep here* BEANS! NOW *More Beeping noises here* PLEASE!

*gets run over by the truck and dies* *comes back as a ghost* im going to get you for this jazz man! *possesses jazz man and makes him slit his own throat*

[Jazz Man]

*But Ren Slits his own neck cus well. you said it all wrong. you looked like me. but you where still your self. meaning you commited suside.

(HARRRRRRRRR)

[renegade]

*im a ghost meaning im allready dead and i cant commit suicide or be killed *

[Jazz Man]

*Calls the Ghost Busters and Has Renegade Captured..

Next time.. don't say ghost..

[retry_1]

breaks in and frees renegade sends jas man to generals universe as a sentry drone

[renegade]

*thanks retry and gives him a bannana (there happy? i changed it) launcher*

Edited by renegade, 01 September 2005 - 12:42.

[Jazz Man]

*A C-130 Drops a Large object in the middle of the store
*some stablizers come down and drill it self into the ground
*Two guns pop out and a speaker
*A Heavy Sheild Activates

Jazz man's Voice: HI BITCHS!!

*Jazz Lets loose a Hell fire of bullets on retry and renegade

[nexus1689]

nexus runs to flag section finds american flag and sets it up at the top of walmart now it belongs to us hahahahahahahaahhaha wall turrets turn to nexus's side and fire on popup turrets



also kills jazz man with the spoon from the half brained guy saving renegade and retry

Edited by nexus1689, 01 September 2005 - 00:20.

[Jazz Man]

*Your Spoon Broke, Cus Im made of metal Dumbass. Also I have a Sheild

*Lets loose alot of bullets into's nexus body
*Nexus Falls over dead into a pool of his own blood

Jazz's voice outta the speaker: so.. DUMB!

[nexus1689]

(dunno how u got made of metal)

anyways: crawls over to first aid section and heals himself then goes to elctrictiy and hot wires a portable tesla and blasts the living hell out of jazz man and his shields his shield overloads and fries jazzman nexus says anyone want fried beans

[Carnage King]

renegade, on Aug 31 2005, 09:40 AM, said:

*thanks retry and gives him a rocket launcher*

NO GUNS!!!!!!!

ALERT! ALERT! RULE VIOLATOR IN THE BUILDING!
REPEAT! RULE VIOLATOR IN THE BUILDING!

ALL UNITS COMMENCE ATTACK AT RENEGADE!
REPEAT! ALL UNITS COMMENCE ATTACK AT RENEGADE!

[Carnage King]

(sorry for double post)

Grabs all CDs, DVDs etc. and uses super genius brain to invent a disc throwing action figure, but makes only 1 for personal use, note: batteries not included, from CK

Starts using CD throwing action to throw discs going at 999,999,999,999,999,999,999 MPH at Renegade

and uses electricity to generate an emp shield, anything that hits it goes flying back at person who made it hit the shield and gets a homing upgrade and cannot be diverted

[Carnage King]

Jazz Man, on Aug 28 2005, 07:54 AM, said:

*A rule voilation nuclear missle destroys Carnage King

(( you can't Destroy the Store.. Sorry ))

(sorry for triple post)

bomb hits emp shield and goes bolting back to Jazz Man totally annihilates him

[nexus1689]

thanks carnage king for helping annihallate jazz man then runs to the automotive section and builds a a fleet of robot tank drones out of car parts and unleashes them on all who dwell within the wal mart ..... except me of course

[Carnage King]

heh heh heh, no prob

grabs coconuts and starts singing, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..."
oops, i mean, "i've got a deadly bunch of coconuts"

rigs the cocnuts with tactical nukes and starts throwing the coconuts at everyone except nexus, his fleet of tanks and myself

[Athena]

Moderators & admins.. Merge posts anyone?

[Kris]

sneaks under carnage king's EMP defence and places an LPG Tank and lights it....KABOOM!!

[Jazz Man]

Carnage King, on Sep 1 2005, 07:03 AM, said:

ALERT! ALERT! RULE VIOLATOR IN THE BUILDING!
REPEAT! RULE VIOLATOR IN THE BUILDING!

ALL UNITS COMMENCE ATTACK AT RENEGADE!
REPEAT! ALL UNITS COMMENCE ATTACK AT RENEGADE!

Quote

LPG Tank

Weapon

Quote

bomb

Weapon

Quote

starts using CD throwing action to throw discs going at 999,999,999,999,999,999,999 MPH at Renegade

Impossible, But still a weapon. stop STOP BITCHING ABOUT IT!

[Jazz Man]

nexus1689, on Sep 1 2005, 07:18 AM, said:

thanks carnage king for helping annihallate jazz man then runs to the automotive section and builds a a fleet of robot tank drones out of car parts and unleashes them on all who dwell within the wal mart ..... except me of course

(DOUBLE)

Reminates of Jazz's CPU Takes over The tanks In a Virus fourm

Speaker: HI BITCHS!

*The Word Bitchs Echos past the tanks and Forces command to attack Nexus and Carnage. and everyone else.

[nexus1689]

runs from his traitor tanks to the arts and crafts section and builds and alpha aurora out popsicle sticks and flies toward tanks )which jammed up in the aisle trying to get to carnage king) and release fuel air bomb of gasoline and nails for extra deadliness blows up tanks and flies back to base

[Carnage King]

explosion from yayo's explosion thingy doesnt effect me cause i made clones of myself using pillows

Starts bolting for life from the tanks, while i still have my emp shield around me, i grab lots of Saw blades and starts throwing them at the speakers and the remaining tanks, then grabs ChainSaw and starts looking for Yayo, then i find him, then cut him in half, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and half again, and then incinirates him using gas tank from BBQs

[nexus1689]

as nexus sneaks around corner hes sees jazzman pick up a peice of yayo and eat it ha says yummy nexus barfs then topples shelf on jazz man