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[renegade]

*grabs his trusty commando gear with bullet proof armor and an ak47 that fires... GRAPES!* *begins fireing at jazz man in a rapid fire burst*

[Jazz Man]

*Grapes Deflect off the remaining robo tanks*

* one of the Robots Deploys a dish device and turns wal mart into the MATRIX! YES THE MATRIX!, So while everyone is say oooo Matrix and trying to be neo, and fly off buildings and make guns come outta there pants one of the robot tanks mows them down with a chaingun turret *

[nexus1689]

nexus is turned into a super agent and flies at the robo tank and smashes it against the wall punhing it into dust then turns and faces jazzman and says WE MEET AGAIN MR JAZZMAN. BUH BUH BUHHHHHH

[Carnage King]

turns into real neo and stops bullets with hand, then makes em fall to ground, then starts rapidly punching Jazz man

[retry_1]

turns into havoc from renegade and uses engeneer gun and c 4 to kill every one and trys to find a pad lok for topic while sayng"just try to stop me from locking this topic"

[nexus1689]

teams up with carnage king/neo to stop retry from locking the topic both pummel him into oblivion then nexus summons racks and racks of supplies and food and a new wal mart for everyone to blow eachother up in takes ten coconuts and duct tapes them together and tosses them into the middle of the store where they explode with such great force that everyone goes flying into the walls hard

[Carnage King]

goes to new walmart, while still being neo and runs up wall to avoid explosion, then grabs all the light tubes and concentrates the electricity to make lightsabe and starts running around as neo with a light saber, grabs the last invisibility cloak in stock and sneaks around unseen, goes over to yayo's annihilated body, uses vacuum to suck the pieces up, uses blender to make the pieces of yayo into a mixture, puts mixture in astry, adds pastry lid, then cooks in an oven, then when it is finished, slices it into bits of yayo pie, then calls out, "Who wants a piece of yayo pie!"

[Jazz Man]

*Blows threw the wall in a Robotic Overload Tank*
*Points his cannons and Gattling Cannons at Carnage
Large Speaker: MEEEEEE

[retry_1]

while still havoc calls for a gdi remotely controled mamoth tank strike obledrates jazz man's ovelord and sends a heat seaking missile to find the person in invisabilaty cloke

Edited by retry_1, 04 September 2005 - 13:58.

[nexus1689]

but nexus being an a##hole and screwing it up builds a bonfire and lights it on fire

(im just here to screwup everyones attempts every so often )

[Carnage King]

thanks nexus for bonfire and gives him top secret pie launcher, it hurls pies in someones face and then poisons them, and also releases toxic gas, also gives nexus a gas mask

[Kris]

NO GUNS tanks not included:P


"grabs a chainsaw from the DIY store and kills everyone "......"calls an overlord tank strike"...."orders overlords to bombard walmart"..."calls battlemaster strike"..."ATTACK"...........

[Carnage King]

heyyy, how'd you get back? i sliced and diced you and made you into pie?

[Jazz Man]

Yayo01, on Sep 5 2005, 08:34 AM, said:

"grabs a chainsaw "

Thats a gun.

*the Destroyed remains of the overlord speaks
"God Dam it! I just wanted pie! not to be blown up God dam it!"

[Carnage King]

alrighty here you go, *chucks pie at rest of overlord*

SUCKAAAAA!

[nexus1689]

runs up and starts blowing up everything with pies hahahahahaha overlord boooooooooom

yayo booooooooooooooooom

jazzman booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

and he stops for a second and notices a thick fog creeping over the shelves and ailes and everyone running out of them coughing and gagging

[PUTITIGRINGO]

We are tired, we are going to drink something, i drink Tequila.

[retry_1]

ok that made no sence
*hits every one over head with nukular frying pan*

[PUTITIGRINGO]

Ouch!

[nexus1689]

dammit retry u made me spill my tequila btw ur dying caus of the fog

takes out his mini umbrella and stabs retry in the eye for spilling his drink

[Jazz Man]

*Smokeing hull of what used to be an overlord*

Disorted speaker: u-u-uh thanks, y-you know id'ed *Static* he-lp but, I seem to be missing m-m-m-e.

*Trys to spin up his gattleing cannon and it falls off*

god d-d-dam it.

[nexus1689]

ha nothing mechanical to transfer into now huh sucks for u the runs up cuts the speaker wires and relegates jazz man to sitting and waiting till something comes along that will save him also goes into ovelord computer and sits down bill gates to fuck it up so jazz man will be gone forever have fun jazz man

[Carnage King]

*grabs laptop from shelf and starts to download programs that help you hack and put viruses on thing*

ha ha ha, take this Jazz Man!!!!!

*sends virus to all computers to f them up ad sends every known virus into Jazz Mans mainframe computer in his overlord to make it a neutral overlor*

*hops into overlord and upgrades it with everything**shoots plasma ball of death at retry_1 and makes it home onto him*

[Jazz Man]

*Enables backup files and takes over his rebuilt overlord
*Ejects Carnage

"Hey thanks! Im gonna go take over K-mart. Later"

*drives into a wall and onward to K-mart, To destroy it

(( THIS MEANS YOU CAN'T ATTACK ME CUS IM NOT IN WAL-MART ))

[retry_1]

folows jazz to k mart and places a homing beacon so every one can hunt him down
reviles my hack van with anti inteverance sheild so jazz canot get in but my transmitions can get out hacks into ovelord and activates self destruct senquence lol