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[retry_1]

"i would like a coke plz sadly i canot stay too long i must find a nother wal mart to blow up would you like to join me"

[Red_Leader]

*Cheesy Battle Music*

*New Player*

"Runs throught front door, grabs Nerf Guns off shelves and proceeds to shoot Immo yayo, and The_Hunter in the Head"

Edited by Red_Leader, 12 September 2005 - 02:23.

[nexus1689]

yes retry u may have a coke (hands him a coke) then goes of to wal mart and throws grenade apples at red leader blowing across the wal mart

[Red_Leader]

doges nexus attack, and throws, flaming socks back at him...

[retry_1]

hehe the topic has veered back to walmart *gasp*
throws molotov coketail at red leader

[renegade]

*comes back equiped with a jetpack* hello everyone *begins flying through the air dodgeing everyones shots while throwing molotov coketails at them and asks retry1 if he wants to team up*

Edited by renegade, 12 September 2005 - 04:19.

[nexus1689]

muhahahaha puts out flaming socks with extinguisher then goes to fish section and unleashe a torrent of water that floods the wal mart and and everyone has to fight pontop of the ailes also realeases freakin sharks with freakin lazer beams attached to their freakin heads

[Carnage King]

grabs a lighter and gets rope, puts rope on fire and whizzes it around so fast that you cant see it, and flings it around red_leader, pulls it real real tight so he cant get out, then hooks end that doesnt have flame on it to a bike, and starts riding as fast as i can and it pulls the rops so tight that it cuts red leader in half, then goes to retry_1, renegade and nexus and asks if they want to team up

[retry_1]

sure lets create a army an we da generals. im the afg!!!!! lol

hits whoever chalenges me for afg with raptor model

[nexus1689]

im china nuke and u cant do anything about it

so far we got planes and tanks covered what about u carnage?

Edited by nexus1689, 12 September 2005 - 21:42.

[Illandiel]

And I summon Bahamut and he destroys the hole planet with one beam attack!!! DEATHSTAR!!!!!!!

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[Illandiel]

And then it sucks all of the solar system into a black hole!!!!

Edited by Illandiel, 14 September 2005 - 04:09.

[PUTITIGRINGO]

I´m god of Wal-Mart!!! I dismiss all humanity like third impact of end of evangelion!!!!!

[Red_Leader]

*Walks up behind PUTITIGRINGO*

*Yea Right*

*THWACK*

*PUTITIGRINGO got dropkicked*

Proceeds to grill area, grabs a propain tank and a lighter, and uses it as a flame thrower.

[PUTITIGRINGO]

*PUTITIGRINGO IS BURNING*
I going to BE Perfect form!!!!!

*TRANSFORMATION!!!*

*Human to Big Demon King*

he, he, he, I will eat your Heart...

*I grab him, his body is full blood, CRUNCH!!!!*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[nexus1689]

first off u cant destroy wal mart second u cant rule wal mart and thirdly THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE DEMON STABS PUTITIGRINGO WITH A SILVER STEAK THEN BURNS A CROSS INTO HIS FOREHEAD.

Edited by nexus1689, 13 September 2005 - 22:04.

[PUTITIGRINGO]

(I HATE YOU!!!!)

AAAhhhh!!!!!!

*PUTITIGRINGO EXPLODES*
But,... I´m Incarnate!!!

*PUTITIGRINGO POSSES nexus1689*

nexus1689 is possesed!!!! hahahahahahahaha

[nexus1689]

in my mind (shit shit wtf should i do now oh wait i know i will summon jesus to posses me CHRIST CAN U HEAR ME ................................................................................
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..........................YES MY CHILD I CAN HEAR U NOW DEMON I COMMAND YOU TO FLEE BACK TO YOUR WICKED MASTER BE GONE. phew that was close ...(putitigringo lays unconscious on the floor back to normal) damn u gringo u almost got me killed just for that i lay a proximity mine on your chest ........................dont move


(lol how did this become jesus war at wal mart)

Edited by nexus1689, 13 September 2005 - 23:50.

[Red_Leader]

*WARNING NECLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED!*

*And there goes Russia *

Grabs Paint extender, tapes babacue line to it, throws the propain tank in a backpack, and goes after nexus

[renegade]

*flys in* hey everyone *grabs duel nerf guns and begins shooting red leader and putiti while dodgeing their shots*

[PUTITIGRINGO]

grrrrr.... wow!

*PUTITI GRABS A SUPER SOAKER WATER GUN WITH SHIELD, MIXES WITH SOAP AND SHAMPOO*

*PUTTI FIRES HIS HEAD*

*RENEGADE ´S EYES IS DAMAGING*

Hey, you need go to bathroom, clean your eyes, he he heh eehe

[Illandiel]

I summon Bahamut again and he choke slams gringo! Then it makes a huge explosion, Bahamut always gets the last laugh HA!!!

[nexus1689]

boooooooooooooooooooom mine on putitigringo blows up and he lands a foot inside a wall then gets a a paintball gun and loads it with solid lead balls and shoots it a t red leaders back ...................ends up in wall next to putitigringo

[Carnage King]

uses special secret transformation button hidden in walmart, everyone turns into peeps from Star Wars, Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom, i am now Anakin Skywalker, charges over to wall where putitigringo and red leader got stuck in, uses lightsaber to chop them into a million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion million billion trillion zillion pieces, and they are now nothing more than specs of dust, congratulates team on their vistory over red leader and putitigringo, concentrates the Force to chokeslam Illandiel and his *cough*ugly*cough* bahumat beast thing, ha, heres some of your own medicine

[nexus1689]

then nexus walks over to illandiel and yells YUGIO IS NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!! and slowly bahamut fades away i walk over to shop vac section and suck up all of puttitgringos dust and then pour water on them so that they cannot escape (dust cant fly when its wet)