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[St. Jag]

*Walks in listening to a bass test track on my MP3 player, holding a Mossberg 590 (12ga) shotgun...* Damn, this place is seriously FUBAR. *Takes cover behind a checkou counter which has been partially demolished.*
Wow.
*Shoots a n00b in the back of the head, splattering bits of bone and globs of brain matter all over the bargain shelves.* Now I am truly hungry... *Keeps an eye out for anyone who might seek to kill him.*

[renegade]

*grabs a knife and activates his invisibility device and starts sneaking around wallmart with sensor jammers in hand*

[St. Jag]

*Spreads wings* ((My all-around character is usually an undercover archangel with seven wings that hang down to his ankles when folded.)) *Stands up and looks around* Well, the madness has-- *Drops and the wings disappear, summoning a molotov cocktail and a lighter.* W00t.

[Kris]

"locks gunshop and DIY store" and wahahahaa *goes to supermarket and grabs 30 cabagges and gets Tube from the delivery bay and makes a cannon.....*........*loads cannon*.....*FIRE!! *....cabbage hits...someone somebody .....*runs like crap like nothing happend*

[renegade]

*walks into the toy section and grabs a supersoaker and fills it with sticky maple syrup and runs affter yayo and soaks him in sticky syrup*

[Kris]

*renegade forgot that im syrup proof *.......*goes to the kitchen section and grabs some knifes and throws it at renegade *

[renegade]

*grabs a trash can lid and holds it infront to block the knives and pulls them off the lid and throws them back at yayo*

Edited by renegade, 15 October 2005 - 07:25.

[Generalclayton]

*Takes garbage container,lifts it up,and puts it over yayos head.Then crashes through the drink isle,taking a can of pepsi,shaking it then opening it and spraying it on everyone* woot

[Red_Leader]

grabs 2 Desert Eagle .50 Cals, see's yayo stumbling towards him. Shoots at heavy steel sigh which falls on yayo.

[renegade]

(no guns allowed) *all of a sudden a giant fist comes down from the sky and breaks through the roof of wallmart and crushes red leader. affterwords it grabs a pen and writes on a piece of paper: PWN3D and sticks it onto red leaders face. then the giant hand goes back into the sky waiting to crush the next cheater*

[Kris]

...and suddenly OMG! War at wal-mart game crashes and gave us a fucking error window

.....

"fixs the game "'

Edited by Yayo01, 20 October 2005 - 06:53.

[renegade]

*walks over to the computer screen* hmm... easy to fix *affter a few minutes of fixing the error the game reboots and starts back up* ok then *grabs a can of coke and shakes it up and waits for someone to ambush...*

[Kris]

*grabs a can of acid and sneeaks behind renegade and sprays acid all over renegaede *

[renegade]

Yayo01, on Oct 21 2005, 06:42 AM, said:

*grabs a can of acid and sneeaks behind renegade and sprays acid all over renegaede *

*but yayo doesnt know im acid proof (haha got you back for the syrup proof thing you pulled on me ) affter he fails at trying to hurt me i spray coke all over his face *

[nexus1689]

pops up out of nowhere im back!!!! pciks up that cabbage shooter and nails yayo in the back sendin him across the room and through the wall walks away to make a better weapon

[ultra1437]

*stands in wal-mart parking lot with a M1A1 abrams aimed at Wal-Mart*
FIRE!
*Abrams fires Nuclear shell that demolishes Wal-Mart in a single hit while killing Renegade, Yayo, and Nexus with radiation.*
Edit- "and just to be sure..."
*particle beam rips across the wal-mart structure that is still standing. then climbs into Abrams and activates Cloaking with GPS scrambler-type device.*
Edit2- *drives away seeking more Wal-Marts to destroy*
Edit3- M1A1 Abrams should be M1A2 Abrams

Edited by ultra1437, 04 November 2005 - 00:30.

[MLRS]

acid snezzes on the abhrams. :shifty:

[Soul]

*Walks into the Walmart* WTF!? *Grabs a pipe and starts running around hitting everyone with it and then laughs at them*

[retry_1]

*looks at topic date*
*faints from having his favorite topic dug up*
*uses semi-1337 wolf skillz to go for soul's jugular*
*fades back into the shadows of the stock room*

[Soul]

*Respawns fines Wolf and cuts off his arms and legs then runs away to fined something else to do*

[Jordan]

*clobs TPAM with a PS2*
*Finds an automatic slingshot and a lego Death Star model and begins launching legos at everyone*

[AllStarZ]

*unlocks gunshop with l337 10ck3 p!ck!nG 5k!11z*

*gathers 100 cartridges and yanks bullets off*

*gathers electronic parts*

*assembles a landmine*

*sets it up so that it explodes if anyone touches any part of it*

[fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg]

finds a metal detector out off sporting goods
finds land mine
goes to gardeing area and makes a fertilizer bomb sets it to explode

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Looks at date and bangs head on keyboard*

*Scolds everyone who dug this topic up with a nuclear missle*

*PWNs thread with this:

[CodeCat]

I think we should make an exception for this forum, because unlike other topics forum games never really get 'old' in the sense that they lose relevance. I think it's fine if topics here are allowed to be revived.