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Moosy Crisp's Photo Moosy Crisp 28 Jun 2006

IT IS ALIVE!!!!!11!!!!!!!11111!!1!shift+1!!1

Grabs a putter, paint can, dry ice, and a bunch of metal tent stakes

Puts dry ice in paint can, then throws it into the handicap bathroom

Fastens tent stakes to other end of putter with Twizzlers

Goes lookin for trouble
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ultra1437's Photo ultra1437 29 Jun 2006

*gets out of abrams before it explodes*
"i quit"
*ultra1437 was defeated*
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Foxhound's Photo Foxhound 29 Jun 2006

View PostCodeCat, on 28 Jun 2006, 19:14, said:

I think we should make an exception for this forum, because unlike other topics forum games never really get 'old' in the sense that they lose relevance. I think it's fine if topics here are allowed to be revived.


ah, CodeCat saves the day.

*drops nuke on Wal-Mart*
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fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg's Photo fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg 29 Jun 2006

dissables in mid air nuke with a pelet gun
gets plywood,a storage shed,lead pipes,and the war head
makes a rad tank and shoots everything
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Moosy Crisp's Photo Moosy Crisp 29 Jun 2006

* bludgeons Bluntman upside the head with the deadliest putter ever created*
* disassembles RAD Tank back into the primary materials, then stores them in my hideout aka Customer service ( nobody likes it ).
* makes auto turrets to protect my base*
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AllStarZ's Photo AllStarZ 29 Jun 2006

*destroys turrets with l337 ch4!ns4\/\/*
*brings wood chipper*
*feeds it with small but sharp particles of metal*
*sprays a torrent of sharp objects at Moosy*
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Moosy Crisp's Photo Moosy Crisp 29 Jun 2006

* brings out 30 snow sleds stacked together, and uses them to deflect shrapnel*
*Shoots AllStarZ with arrows out of a Bow I procured from lawaway*
* makes a tomohawk axe out of sheet metal and a pipe*
* decapitates AllStarz and displays his head on a spike*
*throws body in woodchipper and starts it up, just in case*
* makes deadly booby traps from [ Classified ] and sets them up around base*
Edited by Moosy Crisp!, 29 June 2006 - 17:06.
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fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg's Photo fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg 29 Jun 2006

STARTS my base at the sporting goods setion
guards it with 100 Robosapiens armed with guns and chainsaws
puts bobie traps everyware
makes an artilery platform out of medical tubeing and wood
shots molotov cocktails with my artilery platform to Moosy Crisps base
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MLRS's Photo MLRS 29 Jun 2006

*walks into walmart* *WTF HAPPENED?* *Nearly gets killed by a swinging ax* *Runs for shelter*
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Moosy Crisp's Photo Moosy Crisp 29 Jun 2006

* wraps cheap t-shirts around arrows*
*soaks tips in Hair spray*
*ignites*
* lobs flaming arrows into Bluntman's artillery platform*
* Brings AllStarz back to life*
* asks him for a truce*
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fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg's Photo fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg 29 Jun 2006

my arty
gets shooping cart puts armour plates on it gives it hunting rifles and homemade pvc pipe rpg cannon makes it powered by a lawnmower
gets my tank and goes on a killin spree
(i think this would make a great mod for zero hour)
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Sgt. Nuker's Photo Sgt. Nuker 30 Jun 2006

*walks into Wal-Mart for milk, eggs, bread, and a pair of shorts*

*sees chaos and AllStarZ chasing Guy with a chainsaw, and almost gets split by a flying axe, then proceeds to quickly turn around and exit through the automatic doors*

..................*mutters "See, this is exactly why I HATE Wal-mart............crazy people"*
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MOABMAN's Photo MOABMAN 30 Jun 2006

*buys welding torch at DIY department*
*picks up the LAST gas mask*
*burns 500 tires from the tire center right next to the vent system intake polluting the air inside with toxic gases*
muhahahahahahahahaha
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Foxhound's Photo Foxhound 30 Jun 2006

*puts on gas mask*
*grabs guns from the hunting department*
*takes cover behind a counter in the food court*
*swipes computer and copies of various C&C games and hides them in the food place he's in*
*wonders where CodeCat is, for he can hack the store into doing anything*
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amazin's Photo amazin 30 Jun 2006

*walks in to walmart*
"wow, what a mess!"
*hides behind boxes of soda near entrance*
*throws soda cans throughout walmart*
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Alie's Photo Alie 30 Jun 2006

*walks in*

puts a phalanx in the middle of wallmart*

*makes it fire in a circle all over the place so everybody's dies*
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Moosy Crisp's Photo Moosy Crisp 30 Jun 2006

* pours molasses into phalinx barrels, gumming them up, preventing further firing*
*Scalps ailestrikef36 with me tomohawk*
*suffocates door greeter with scalp*
* brings phalinx ammo back to my secret lair*
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Foxhound's Photo Foxhound 30 Jun 2006

*drops bunker buster on Moosy*
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Waris's Photo Waris 30 Jun 2006

*comes inside*
*look at people*
*feels uninterested*
*leave*
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MLRS's Photo MLRS 30 Jun 2006

*dumps basketball container, knocking over every isle, smashinng everything*
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Nexolate's Photo Nexolate 30 Jun 2006

*Rides by on a mini-bike, waving at people I know*
Edited by No-Skillz, 30 June 2006 - 17:56.
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Sic's Photo Sic 30 Jun 2006

*comes in*
*steals a big chocolate bar and a big icecream with stuff and goes out unnoticed*
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Soul's Photo Soul 30 Jun 2006

*Heads into the back storage room and fines a battlesuit* Wow they really do have everything here *Looks at manual sees it's in japanese throws manual away it hits an employee in the head and knocks him out* Um *Gets into Battlesuit and cause I don't know the controls I end up going all over the place crashing into walls and knocking over things* Shit how the hell does this thing work? *Everyones moves out of my way cursing at me* Hey what does this button do? *Pushes button and gets ejected from the Battlesuit and now it's AI activates and starts attacking everyone* Ah crap *Goes back into the back room and hides*.
Edited by Forgotten_Soul, 30 June 2006 - 19:20.
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fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg's Photo fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg 01 Jul 2006

takes blowtorch gets runs outside and picks up everyone from the forum and dumps the in to walmart
welds closed doors
gets hacking for dummies book
gets combat suit hax it so it can deffend me base
hax PA so it can say all your base are belong to us
makes napalm out of packing peanuts AND makes a flamethower
shots flamethrowerer at eveyone and laughs like a maniac
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Sgt. Nuker's Photo Sgt. Nuker 01 Jul 2006

*pushes red button to launch thermo nuke at the Wal-Mart where all the chaos is*

*flashback: Tells Foxhound and Forgotten-Soul to leave Wal-Mart two hours before nuke is launched*

*nuke hits Wal-Mart with everyone in it (except for the two afforementioned members) and I sit at home and watch the pretty fireworks*

*eats popcorn and sits in leather massaging chair*
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