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#401 Short Stuff

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Posted 04 July 2006 - 15:19

View PostNo-Skillz, on 2 Jul 2006, 16:22, said:

View PostShort Stuff, on 2 Jul 2006, 20:17, said:

*creates a base of toilet paper and bras in the hunting Isle*
*Sells weapons At high prices while keeping the best for himself*
* Sees No-Skillz trying to take his ammo without paying*
*Grabs Hunting bow and lodges 4 arrows in his @$$*


*Arrows stick in my @$$.*
*I look down upon feeling a slight pain, and dislodge the arrows without much apparent pain.*
"Remember kiddies, Miz Leather Trousers are the best protection when upon against nubs!"
*Pulls out Revolvers and fires a few rounds in Short-Stuff's direction.*


*Watches matrix movie 10,205,156 times and figures out how to dodge bullets*
*dodges bullets shot by No-SKillz*
*Runs to pyrotechnicians Isle And Shoots off 40 of the biggest fireworks right at No-Skillz*
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#402 MLRS

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Posted 04 July 2006 - 15:31

*farts on a lighter, creating a firestorm and burning the people i just threw soap at, including short stuff.
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#403 BillyChaka

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Posted 04 July 2006 - 17:30

*Walks in, gives everyone vegan pizza and tells everyone to get along. Pwn3d.*


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#404 Nexolate

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Posted 04 July 2006 - 18:37

*Quickly drives through a melee-wepaon Isle and picks up a Katana.*
*Drives back around and deflects all 40 rockets in random directions.*
*Smashes into shelves, causing a domino effect over an entire row.*
"Whoops, mb?" ^^;;
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#405 TehKiller

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Posted 04 July 2006 - 18:39

*gets tired of watching No-Skillz riding his bike*
*grabs a flare gun and shoots the tire on the bike*
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#406 Nexolate

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Posted 04 July 2006 - 18:49

*Skids to a halt and death-glares TehKiller.*
*Loads a paintball bullet into his Revolvers and shoots Killer right between the eyes.*
*Sprints off to find a good spot to camp out.*
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#407 TehKiller

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Posted 04 July 2006 - 18:53

*gets shot by the paint "AWWWW SHIT!"*
*grabs a spray,opens it and throws it somewhere due to the blindness*
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#408 Nexolate

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Posted 04 July 2006 - 18:56

*Shoots the spray down from a row of shelves and smirks.*
*Backflips onto a shelf further away from Killer, awaiting response.*
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#409 TehKiller

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Posted 04 July 2006 - 18:58

*grabs the ultimate superweapon of them all:cookies!!!*
*throws a barrage at No-Skillz*
*hides behind a shelf*
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#410 Nexolate

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Posted 04 July 2006 - 18:59

*Backflips off shelf and uses it for cover.*
*Once all cookies have been waster I flip back up and sit on shelf once more.*
*Waves at Killer.* ^^
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#411 TehKiller

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Posted 04 July 2006 - 19:04

*gets angry and waves back*
*hides underneath a shelf and waits for a moment to strike*
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#412 Nexolate

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Posted 04 July 2006 - 19:06

*Kicks shelf randomly and lots of really sharp and pointy objects fall towards the floor.*

Edited by No-Skillz, 04 July 2006 - 19:07.

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#413 TehKiller

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Posted 04 July 2006 - 19:08

*sees it isnt safe underneath and tries to run away from the mart*
*hides in the dark cuz the doors are jammed*
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#414 Nexolate

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Posted 04 July 2006 - 19:09

*Grins and begins juggling Medi-Kits and Repair-Kits cos I'm bored.*
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#415 Short Stuff

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Posted 04 July 2006 - 21:36

*Runs to the home improvment isle and sports*
*Gets 5 tennis balls/ 1 can of spray paint/ a lighter/box of matches/ and lighter fluid.*
*Uses knife from hunting isle to put hole in tennis balls*
*Puts lighter fluid and a match in each tennis ball*
*closes tennis balls hole*
*Lights the matches*
*puts Flaming tennis balls in a machine that shoots them*
*aims at random spots in store causeing a major explosion*
*Uses lighter with spray paint and holds start fire where there wasnt allready*

[Wall-mart destroyed....Move to the one in the next town :loels: ]
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#416 Soul

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Posted 04 July 2006 - 23:05

*Walks into walmart and has a flashbang blowup in my face*
OH GOD MY EYES I CAN'T SEE AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Walks around bumping into things cuz I can't see anything*
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#417 Nexolate

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Posted 05 July 2006 - 12:36

*Walks into new Wal-Mart with a brand new Shotgun, Rifle and Katana on me.*
*Climbs up and sits on a shelf by the entrance so I can welcome forumers to the new War-Zone.*
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#418 Moosy Crisp

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Posted 05 July 2006 - 15:18

*quietly crawls out of Customer Service with hedgeclippers and Oxy Clean*
* Slits No Skillz' throat with hedgeclippers, and cleans up blood with oxy clean*
* Flings his dead body near the LEGOs*
*returns to lair*

#419 Nexolate

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Posted 05 July 2006 - 16:14

View PostMoosy Crisp!, on 5 Jul 2006, 16:18, said:

*quietly crawls out of Customer Service with hedgeclippers and Oxy Clean*
* Slits No Skillz' throat with hedgeclippers, and cleans up blood with oxy clean*
* Flings his dead body near the LEGOs*
*returns to lair*


Gee thanks for that, what does this mean? That I can't post in this thread anymore? ¬_¬

Maybe not...
*The supposed corpse turns into a rolled up bed-sheet.*
*Gasp! No-Skillz used the Replacement Technique from Naruto!* ^^

*Sits on a different set of shelves away from the 'Skillz-Hater.*
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#420 retry_1

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Posted 05 July 2006 - 16:23

*walks in caring a shotty in each hand and a katana on my back waves at skillz, walks twards the new departmant, the crazed murdurer section*
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#421 Nexolate

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Posted 05 July 2006 - 17:58

*Watches 'try walk off with a single thought in my mind.*
'Someone's gonna be dead by the end of this, and it ain't gonna be me...' O.O

*Begins walking along the top of shelves, wary of anything that moves.*
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#422 Soul

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Posted 05 July 2006 - 20:28

*The effects of the flashbang wear off and I can see again*
*I then go and hide in the shadows of the Walmart*
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#423 TehKiller

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Posted 05 July 2006 - 21:40

*comes into the new battleground with a sign saying "Guess whos back!"*
*starts searching for anything usefull*
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#424 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 06 July 2006 - 00:01

*strolls into Wal-Mart aka "Da Shockwave warzone" sporting a leather trenchcoat like Neo wears in The Matrix, 2 revolvers, 2 sawed-off shotties, a hunting knife, and a ham sandwich (should I get hungry)*

*notices dark shape striding across the tops of isles and that it's No-Skillz. Casually salutes to acknowledge No-Skillz then proceeds to the "Lay-Away" section*

*Takes toy Cadillac Escalade truck (complete with "spinners" and small sound system and drives it to the middle of the store to draw attention away from No-Skillz*

*Fortifies self in Auto Department but not before running up to TehKiller firing both barrels into his face*

Edited by Major Nuker, 06 July 2006 - 00:03.

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#425 Soul

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Posted 06 July 2006 - 00:38

*Sees Major does a quick salute to him then returns into the shadows to hide*
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.



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