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#426 Nexolate

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Posted 06 July 2006 - 01:34

*Acknowledges Nuker's salute and walks along the aisles shotgunning the lights.*
*Slowly aisles begin to grow darker and fill up with broken shards of glass.*
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#427 Soul

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Posted 06 July 2006 - 01:38

Ah thank you No-Skillz the darkness will help me aswell as you greatly cause they can't hit what they can't see.
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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#428 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 06 July 2006 - 02:06

*begins to take off sunglasses and goes Pitch Black on everyone (many thanks No-Skillz), except for Forgotten and No-Skillz*

*fires one shot gun after the other (reloading Terminator style) at Moosy*

*joins Crimson Wolf in "Crazed Murder" section and helps him do the "Grand Opening"*
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#429 retry_1

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Posted 06 July 2006 - 02:18

*finds a midified chainsaw in his new favorite section. sees nuker and tosses saw to him, pickes up another asks no-skillz if he wants one*

Edited by CrimsonWolf, 06 July 2006 - 02:21.

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#430 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 06 July 2006 - 02:33

*thanks Wolf for chainsaw, and revs it*

*maniacal smile creeps across face*

*slips into shadows and goes Pitch Black/The Hills Have Eyes on next person who walks by*

*hums "Paint it Black" to self while waiting*

Edited by Major Nuker, 06 July 2006 - 02:34.

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#431 Soul

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Posted 06 July 2006 - 03:43

*I come out of nowere and slice Killers throut then disappear again*
"My ninja skills will be very useful to me here in the darkness of this warzone"

Edited by Forgotten_Soul, 06 July 2006 - 03:43.

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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#432 Nexolate

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Posted 06 July 2006 - 06:03

*Watches all the lunacy going on around me with a 'o_O' expression.*
*Notices wolf is offering me a chainsaw and declines politely.*

*Hurries into the spyware aisle and grabs some Night-Vision Goggles.*
*Continues shotgunning lights as I go, bathing the store almost completely in darkness.*

Edited by No-Skillz, 06 July 2006 - 06:03.

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#433 Alias

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Posted 06 July 2006 - 06:12

*Gets out that good ol' crowbar and patrols the coffee isle*

:D

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#434 Nexolate

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Posted 06 July 2006 - 06:43

*Spots him in the darkness using my NV-Goggles and sneaks up behind him.*
*Taps him on the shoulder quickly and slinks back into the shadows before he can see.*
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Posted 06 July 2006 - 07:03

*Pulls out his SC (Splinter Cell, not StarCraft, fr00b :D) style goggles, chases NS and then just misses breaking his neck from behind*

Edited by ΩMΣGΛ, 06 July 2006 - 07:03.


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#436 Nexolate

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Posted 06 July 2006 - 11:04

Well, considering as I was the one watching you and you haven't been to the spyware aisle yet, I don't see how that last comment is physically possible... :D

*After watching for a it, I slink away to go sit on another shelf and watch more chaos in the masterpiece of darkness I created.*
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Posted 06 July 2006 - 16:17

*finds a door labled "military only"*
*picks lock*
*gets full night swatraid gear for myself and no-skillz*
*takes his gear to him* uses infared m-4carbine scope to find nuker*
*directs him to the military section*
*waits for somone to test my new wepons on*
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#438 Nexolate

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Posted 06 July 2006 - 17:26

*Grins at Wolf and Nuker and hands them some Official Military spec PDAs.*
*Whips mine out and starts messing around with the options.*

*A plane air-drops a crate down outside the Wal-Mart.*
*I go outside and pry it open to find plenty of Shotgun and Assault Rifle Ammo,*
*Grins and walks back into Wal-Mart, ready to face anyone who dares stand against my almighty set-up.* :D
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Posted 06 July 2006 - 22:06

*Gets out the wonder weapon that is the Ak and starts patrolling the coffee isle again*

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#440 Moosy Crisp

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Posted 06 July 2006 - 23:33

* gets out home-made napalm and sprays the floor with it*
* watches as Nuker's bullets ignite the flame, blocking me from him*
* prepares handbuild bow should anybody else try to attack*

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Posted 07 July 2006 - 00:32

*flips down shades to shield eyes from light of flame and slips into shadows*

*climbs shelving beside No-Skillz, but decides to move on so as not to draw attention to the position*

*creeps up silently behind Moosy and taps his twice on his shoulder*

*slips into shadow yet again and crawls on the floor to avoid immediate detection*

*Sits in the shadows of a corner with shotgun drawn patiently waiting for a victim*

*hums "Paint it Black" to self*
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#442 Moosy Crisp

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Posted 07 July 2006 - 02:44

* snickers as Nuker just tapped the Decoy I made*
* sneaks up gehind and puts zip ties on his hands and ankles to prevent him from fleeing*
* pours 30 diseased goldfish, Pop Rocks and antifreeze through a funnel down his throat*
* puts him on a creeper and slides him down child clothing section*
*returns to lair*

#443 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 07 July 2006 - 03:24

*watches from on top of shelving and chuckles to self as Moosy does all of that stuff to his closest friend*

*climbs down so No-Skillz has a place to step*

*takes another look at Moosy doing those horrid things to his friend and slips into the shadow*

"Only the Shadow knows..................."
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#444 Moosy Crisp

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Posted 07 July 2006 - 03:45

* takes a break from drinking Kool Aid infused with other goodies*
* boils goldfish for supper*
* gets working on experimental " Slipper Bombs "*

EDIT: I have no friends.........at least now I don't lol

Edited by Moosy Crisp!, 07 July 2006 - 03:46.


#445 Soul

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Posted 07 July 2006 - 04:17

*Sees the things Moosy did*
"I did worse trust me"
*Disappears into the shadows yet again*
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#446 Nexolate

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Posted 07 July 2006 - 05:40

*Begins to spin and catch Shotgun while watching the chaos happening all around him.* (If you have a Shotgun equipped as your primary on Gunz, you'll see what I mean everytime you select your character.)
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#447 Alie

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Posted 07 July 2006 - 05:46

*aimlessly throws molotovs cocktails everywhere in the battle torn store*
"thats right....let it all burn..."
*listens to the flicker of the fire and shattering sound that glass makes when it's burning*
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#448 Soul

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Posted 07 July 2006 - 06:33

"I don't think so"
*Grabs a near by fire extingeser*
"This will do trick"
*Quickly moves and puts out fires*
"There now for you"
*Stabs ailestrikef36 in the neck and he starts to bleed to death on the floor*
"The shadows are my ally and your worse enemy"
*Disappears into the shadows yet again*
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#449 Alie

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Posted 07 July 2006 - 07:24

* the figure that forgotten soul peirced with his blade bursted into flames and ashes fell to the ground*
*another figure apeared behind him and struck him with a burning burning case of whine, fire ingulfed part of his own right arm, but he stood there with no expression on his face*

"it's a shame that shadows can be extiguished by light, so easily"
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#450 Nexolate

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Posted 07 July 2006 - 08:21

*Grabs a cool black trenchcoat, holsters my guns and my swords and begin patrolling the aisles on-top of the shelves.*
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