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#526 Soul

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Posted 12 July 2006 - 05:10

*Gives a box of cookies to Reaper*
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#527 Moosy Crisp

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Posted 12 July 2006 - 16:25

* makes Nuke General eat the turtle because he is a sow*
I hope you know you're a sow....
* Sprays relish gas on Reaper*
The ketchup gas might not have worked, but the relish gas will eat your bones!
* Reaper has no skeletal system*
*steals his cookies*
* destroys all drones in the store with sheer coolness*

#528 DreadNot

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Posted 12 July 2006 - 16:47

"hahahaha. That's not me you stabbed, that's you!"
*remembers he 'granted' Moosy Crisp! with bad hand-eye coordination*
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#529 Soul

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Posted 12 July 2006 - 16:49

*Gives reaper a cookies and cream cake then walks away*
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#530 Moosy Crisp

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Posted 12 July 2006 - 16:50

* You were not stabbed this time, you were SPRAYED, you n00b*
Yes, say goodbye to your skeletal system!
* corrects bad hand eye coordination with BASEBALL*
* bashes Reaper's kneecaps with a putter*
* chucks a Chihuahua at his face*

#531 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 12 July 2006 - 20:26

*Wait, Moosy, you're the n00b!! Reaper's undead........he's the friggin' GRIM REAPER HELLO!!*

*takes a trip to the gaming aisle just to see what madness is going on*

*looks at lack of chaos and is disgusted*

*pulls out BFG after opening the box to Quake and shoots in random directions*
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#532 Soul

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Posted 12 July 2006 - 21:15

*Starts giving out free cookies and cream cakes to anyone who want's one*
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#533 Short Stuff

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Posted 12 July 2006 - 22:25

*walks in and uses a 32 pipe bombs on the weakest parts of store*
*Says good-bye because he wont be in wal-mart (Or forums) for awhile*
[Wal-mart destroyed...short stuff buys new indestructable wal-mart with a command and conquer isle that includes real weaponary from the game(including any mod ever made for it)...as a good bye present]

Edited by Short Stuff, 12 July 2006 - 22:38.

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#534 Soul

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Posted 12 July 2006 - 22:50

*Sets up shop in the new Walmart and continues to give out free Cookies & Cream Cakes to anyone who want one*

Edited by Forgotten_Soul, 12 July 2006 - 22:50.

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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#535 Nuke General

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Posted 12 July 2006 - 22:56

I go into new walmart and gets my cookies and cream cake but it tastes like crap so I try to kill frogotten soul with the fork by stapping him in the eyes. After that I run into C&C section and get myself and apache helicopter and an abrams tank and blows up the entire section with hellfire missles. Hmmmmm, this apache is so much better then the comanche and the abrams is way cooler then the crusader or pladain. :loels:

I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!

Edited by Nuke General, 12 July 2006 - 23:04.

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#536 Soul

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Posted 12 July 2006 - 22:59

*Used substitutionjutsu*
"Don't blame me of they taste like crap I didn't make them I bought them from the store it's self"
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#537 Nuke General

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Posted 12 July 2006 - 23:07

the fact that you even try to feed me that crap is reason enough to make you blind. >:

:little: :joint: :D :) :loels: :) :) :joint: :joint:
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#538 Soul

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 00:20

*Starts to transform*
"My advice to you is to back off or death is what you shall get."
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#539 Nuke General

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 01:04

BRING IT ON FROGOTTEN POOP!!! (I go and get a chainsaw and rev it) rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, rrrrrrrrrrrrrr :chainer:

:boxe:
Me / Frogotten Soul :loels:

Edited by Nuke General, 13 July 2006 - 01:14.

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#540 AllStarZ

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 01:06

*Wakes up from under a shelf*

Ugh... I'm tired...

*Walks out of the store*

*Goes to a Sleep Countrry location*

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 01:08

*Snores*
*Drinks coffee*
*Sleeps again*

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#542 Soul

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 01:08

*Charges an energy ball*
"Shadow spark"
*Rushes Nuke General*
"Good bye"
*Nuke General gets launched out of walmart 50 feet into the air and goes 1000 miles away from the walmart*
"I wasn't in the mood to kill today"
*Nuke General lands in another walmart*

Edited by Forgotten_Soul, 13 July 2006 - 01:08.

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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#543 Nuke General

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 01:18

How dare you frogotten SOUP, I borrow an old alpha auaura from my old buddy, general Alexis at the other walmart to fly myself to this one and eat some spinich. I go over and beat the living crap out of you until you decide to go to cruddy K Mart in fear of me. :boxe:

Edited by Nuke General, 13 July 2006 - 01:23.

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#544 Soul

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 01:32

"I fear nothing not even death itself!"
*Destroys self and takes Nuke General with me*

Edited by Forgotten_Soul, 13 July 2006 - 01:34.

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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#545 Nuke General

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 01:47

I revive myself, HA
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#546 Soul

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 01:53

"So did I take this and leave me alone"
*Gives Nuke General the one thing he always wanted*
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#547 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 02:02

Don't even think about it Nuke General, just walk away.
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#548 Nuke General

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 02:39

If you say so major. I will never take it. I fart on you frogotten soul! :loels:
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#549 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 02:42

Actually NG, I was telling you to stop whatever you're thinking or planning to do to Forgotten, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut...................

*hits Nuke Gen. over the head with a two week old carton of milk*

*proceeds to pelt Nuke Gen with all kinds of horrid and out dated food stuffs*

*does not fear reprocussions since my friend is the Grim Reaper!!!*
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#550 Nuke General

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 02:47

"O ummmmmmmm darn, but ow, that kinda hurt, I don't care if your friends with Satan, you goin down nuker >: " *Proceeds to wack major nuker in the head with a fire extinguisher*

Edited by Nuke General, 13 July 2006 - 02:54.

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