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#676 Moosy Crisp

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Posted 14 July 2006 - 17:49

* flogs the hyenas around Netshark*
* breaks out the Shark Aid Kit*
* Uses forklift to flop him into the aquarium*
Watchout for the other dude in there. He's paralyzed. ( hint hint)
* makes molotovs out of vases and paint thinner*
* chucks them at the hyenas*

#677 Netshark the Shockwave Shark

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Posted 14 July 2006 - 17:56

''JESUS CHRIST HYENAS! MY OTHER ONLY WEAKNESS OUT OF A MANY!''

Goes crazy inside the aquarium, regardless of the poor paralyzed man inside. The aquarium breaks, I roll out flopping like madness, hitting down several shelves, making a bad mess, fall onto the forklift and rolls down the alley.

Edited by Netshark the Shockwave Shark, 14 July 2006 - 17:56.

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#678 Soul

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Posted 14 July 2006 - 21:30

*Continues to play games*
"WTF!?"
*Starts tapping controler*
"WTF man why won't this work!?"
*Smashes controler for not working*
"Piece of crap"
*Goes and gets some food*

Edited by Forgotten_Soul, 14 July 2006 - 21:30.

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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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#679 Nuke General

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Posted 14 July 2006 - 21:57

Come on netshark! *finishes ice cream and builds a new aquairum made of bullet proof glass and forklifts netshark in there.*
*kills all the hyneas with my beloved uzi*

Edited by Nuke General, 14 July 2006 - 22:03.

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#680 Soul

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Posted 14 July 2006 - 22:00

*Throws special shark food into aquairum for netshark*
"There you go enjoy"
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

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Posted 14 July 2006 - 22:56

*snores*

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#682 Soul

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Posted 14 July 2006 - 23:00

*Starts poking Omega cause I'm bored :pokes: *
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

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Posted 14 July 2006 - 23:16

*snores*

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#684 Nuke General

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Posted 15 July 2006 - 00:06

Put's omegas finger in warm water hoping he pees himself
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Posted 15 July 2006 - 00:07

*snores*

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#686 Soul

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Posted 15 July 2006 - 00:14

*Continues to poke Omega :pokes: *
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#687 Netshark the Shockwave Shark

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Posted 15 July 2006 - 01:42

Goes to sleep inside special aquarium...
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#688 Moosy Crisp

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Posted 15 July 2006 - 02:06

* chucks Omega into the aquarium*
Muahahahahaha..........ZOMG THIRD TRAIN!!!!!!
* train runs over elderly people once again*

#689 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 15 July 2006 - 02:13

Moosy, that's the fourth train that's run through here...................and I think I hear another one. O_O
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#690 Netshark the Shockwave Shark

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Posted 15 July 2006 - 02:18

''Someone has been sleeping in my aquarium.''

Does a Sharky Death Roll, sending Omega scratched,spinning and flying out of the aquarium, and into the magazines category.
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Posted 15 July 2006 - 07:45

*snores*

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#692 Soul

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Posted 15 July 2006 - 08:23

*Fines Omega and starts poking him again :pokes: *
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

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Posted 15 July 2006 - 11:07

*snores*

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#694 Nuke General

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Posted 15 July 2006 - 14:35

Helps forgotten poke omega with a very pointy stick.
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#695 retry_1

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Posted 15 July 2006 - 15:41

*gives omga coffe*
Sig and avy by yours truly
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#696 Moosy Crisp

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Posted 15 July 2006 - 17:12

* chucks Swiss Cake Rolls at OMEGA to see if he's in a coma or something*
We have one final solution......
* Puts Michael Jackson next to OMEGA*
I'm sorry it had to come to this.....
* Burns out retinas from the horrid image*
Jesus Christ, my eyes!
* jumps in aquarium, hoping to drown*

#697 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 15 July 2006 - 17:21

Moosy, you know that sharks can smell blood several miles away don't you? If you knew that already, then why the crap did you jump into the Aquarium Netshark is in if your arm was bleeding like Niagra falls?

*watches as Netshark goes into "frenzy" mode*
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#698 AllStarZ

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Posted 15 July 2006 - 17:28

*shoots Omega*

*suddenly flies away*

#699 Moosy Crisp

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Posted 15 July 2006 - 18:46

Did I say aquarium? I meant a cooler. Ya.......

* Dumps 2 bottles of Vodka in the shark tank, along with some twinkies*
* sets rabbit snares around store*

#700 Soul

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Posted 15 July 2006 - 21:48

*Start wacking Omega with a stick :stickattack3: *
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.



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