OMG! War at Wal-Mart!
Kris
22 Aug 2005
"gets a spayer and fills is with gasoline "From the Gas Station outside" and sprays gasoline at wal-mart and burns it" *evil laugh muahahahahahhaha*
retry_1
22 Aug 2005
retry_1, on Aug 18 2005, 03:54 PM, said:
lol pops out of yayos tank and revels a treaty we made while both in military training
drived tank to parking lot and points targeting laser at the wal mart building and 4 b2s come blow the place up
drived tank to parking lot and points targeting laser at the wal mart building and 4 b2s come blow the place up
lol i areddy did
remember were at k mart now (insert evil laugh

The Laser
22 Aug 2005
the Lasers, who has snuck in under everyones noses, moves to the security office and hacks the security system and targets everyone with the the hidden cieling mounted sentry guns
Jazz Man
23 Aug 2005
*Deflects with his Trusty STF Sheild (Crisis zone)
*Tells his agents to continue stealing beans and runs for the power box with his Mp5. Shoots out the power box disableing power for the store and it's secuirty system
*Tells his agents to continue stealing beans and runs for the power box with his Mp5. Shoots out the power box disableing power for the store and it's secuirty system
The Laser
23 Aug 2005
looks in sercurity room cupboard and finds naquadria power generator and hooks it up to security system and provides enough power activate and sheild sentry guns from all projectiles and food stuffs (especially beans)
nexus1689
23 Aug 2005
retry_1, on Aug 22 2005, 03:52 PM, said:
retry_1, on Aug 18 2005, 03:54 PM, said:
lol pops out of yayos tank and revels a treaty we made while both in military training
drived tank to parking lot and points targeting laser at the wal mart building and 4 b2s come blow the place up
drived tank to parking lot and points targeting laser at the wal mart building and 4 b2s come blow the place up
lol i areddy did
remember were at k mart now (insert evil laugh

(but i crashed the game someone must have rebooted the wal mart)grabs paint ball gun and goes off to find the laser.
retry_1
24 Aug 2005
reveals that you shot a clone not me shoots destroyer..i mean renegade in the forhead
retry_1
24 Aug 2005
slaps him as he disapears and uses heat seakin missiles to blow him out of the water
Jazz Man
25 Aug 2005
*Grabs his Sawed off and shoots Retryed in the head for the Quaded Posting*
*Just then Agent 2 runs in and says "The Beans are collected, and i *blblblbla* BARBIE DOLLS!! YAY!!" Then a Strip of bacon walks in and a half brained guy with a spoon in his head walks in .. and the brain starts saying ahhhhhhhhhhhhahahahhhaaaaa
It looks like this... (<< Click the this)
Edited by Jazz Man, 25 August 2005 - 08:45.
*Just then Agent 2 runs in and says "The Beans are collected, and i *blblblbla* BARBIE DOLLS!! YAY!!" Then a Strip of bacon walks in and a half brained guy with a spoon in his head walks in .. and the brain starts saying ahhhhhhhhhhhhahahahhhaaaaa
It looks like this... (<< Click the this)
Edited by Jazz Man, 25 August 2005 - 08:45.
The_Hunter
25 Aug 2005
Jazz Man, on Aug 25 2005, 08:40 AM, said:
*Grabs his Sawed off and shoots Retryed in the head for the Quaded Posting*
no guns allowed *slaps jazz mans Sawed off out of his hands with a bannana bunch and throws a water melon to his head*
Jazz Man
25 Aug 2005
*STF Sheild again*
But Hunter you forget, The Lazer is useing wall Turrets.. There for guns.. so you lose!
*Throws a watermellon at hunter*
and wile you are loseing gooo take out The Lazer and ill give you.... BEANS! :-D
(( Also i had to fix my orginal post.. look at it again ))
(( btw: Stf means Speical Tatics Force ))
Edited by Jazz Man, 25 August 2005 - 08:49.
But Hunter you forget, The Lazer is useing wall Turrets.. There for guns.. so you lose!
*Throws a watermellon at hunter*
and wile you are loseing gooo take out The Lazer and ill give you.... BEANS! :-D
(( Also i had to fix my orginal post.. look at it again ))
(( btw: Stf means Speical Tatics Force ))
Edited by Jazz Man, 25 August 2005 - 08:49.
The Laser
25 Aug 2005
dodges Jazz Man's attack, colects up lose toliet roll and grabs t bottles of vodka and runs towards the Bean store. once at the bean store, sokes toilet roll in vodka and setts them alight burning beans to dust.
(PS the turrets COULD be there in a shop who knows!!!!!!!!!!!!
)
Edited by The Laser, 25 August 2005 - 09:31.
(PS the turrets COULD be there in a shop who knows!!!!!!!!!!!!


Edited by The Laser, 25 August 2005 - 09:31.
Jazz Man
25 Aug 2005
*Gose back in time and tells Lazer he wasn't Directing an attack at him and slaps him*
retry_1
26 Aug 2005
didnt quad poast renegade deleted his postst between mine grr u frameed me i will get u for this*slides into the shadows and dawns his black pathfinder suit with knive launcher :ripper:*
Edited by retry_1, 26 August 2005 - 00:29.
Edited by retry_1, 26 August 2005 - 00:29.
renegade
26 Aug 2005
retry_1, on Aug 26 2005, 12:28 AM, said:
didnt quad poast renegade deleted his postst between mine grr u frameed me i will get u for this*slides into the shadows and dawns his black pathfinder suit with knive launcher :ripper:*
lol i wasnt realy trying to frame you but if it works! *activates his invisibility device and runs away*
Kris
27 Aug 2005
retry_1, on Aug 26 2005, 12:28 AM, said:
didnt quad poast renegade deleted his postst between mine grr u frameed me i will get u for this*slides into the shadows and dawns his black pathfinder suit with knive launcher :ripper:*
Pwn3d!

*steals a chinese troop crawler from MIlitary hardware section an searches for renegade and retry_1*........*calls an coconut airstrike and bombards everyone in the head*
renegade
27 Aug 2005
Yayo01, on Aug 27 2005, 05:01 AM, said:
retry_1, on Aug 26 2005, 12:28 AM, said:
didnt quad poast renegade deleted his postst between mine grr u frameed me i will get u for this*slides into the shadows and dawns his black pathfinder suit with knive launcher :ripper:*
Pwn3d!

*steals a chinese troop crawler from MIlitary hardware section an searches for renegade and retry_1*........*calls an coconut airstrike and bombards everyone in the head*
*runs far far far away from wallmart and prepares for his return*
Carnage King
27 Aug 2005
calls in 50 MOABs to bomb Walmart, hops in a speedy commanche and speeds far far away from walmart, 10 seconds till MOAB strike on Walmart...
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KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jazz Man
27 Aug 2005
*A rule voilation nuclear missle destroys Carnage King
(( you can't Destroy the Store.. Sorry ))
(( you can't Destroy the Store.. Sorry ))
renegade
28 Aug 2005
Jazz Man, on Aug 27 2005, 10:24 PM, said:
*A rule voilation nuclear missle destroys Carnage King
(( you can't Destroy the Store.. Sorry ))
(( you can't Destroy the Store.. Sorry ))
*sneaks up behind jazz man while still invisible and slits his throat* heheheh... *runs away before he can be seen leaveing nothing but a dead jazz man*