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[Lucid]

*walks in*Helllooooo im here.*runs to the k-mart and makes a cannon and brings it to the wal-mart**enters the food section and steals all the clams,beans,and nuts to use as ammo and then builds an indestructable bunker to hide in that only i can use*

*stops time to run away to somewhere
that no one can find me*



put that in your pipe and smoke it.

[Netshark the Shockwave Shark]

Grim Reaper, on 18 Jul 2006, 14:37, said:

Forgotten_Soul, on 17 Jul 2006, 21:04, said:

*Falls on the floor yelling in pain for some unknown reason*
"WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING!"
*Heart rate increases feeling stinging pain all over my body*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*smacks Forgotten_Soul*
"shut up"
*back to pirating*
"Arg! Let's loot the treasure ship, ya scurvy dogs!"

''Can I come? I've got garlic bread!''

[Alie]

*walks melds into sock monkey's anti-time dimension*
*KH2 dramatic piano music plays in the back ground*
*whips out katana*
"i want....your heart(not in that way ewww, like your soul)"

Edited by ailestrikef36, 18 July 2006 - 14:46.

[Moosy Crisp]

* awakes from terrible dream*
cool.
* takes Netshark's garlic bread and runs*
* gets attacked by pirates*
* sprays them with a gift from Dr. Thrax*
* takes over pirate ship and names it " The Awesome-ness"*

[MOABMAN]

*adds wheels and troop crawler engine to the ship (so it can drive in wal mart) and joins moosy*

[Moosy Crisp]

* mounts the anthrax cannons on the sides*
Black powder is inferior to anthrax!
* goes pirate hunting*

[MLRS]

Randomly yells

DRAGON TANK! LET LOOSE THE JUICE! THE DRAGON AWAKES!And pours gas in the air conditioning system and throws a match in causing a firestorm all over the mall owning everyone execpt me.

[Netshark the Shockwave Shark]

''Jeez you guys don't play fair.''
Hides under the shelves.

[Alie]

*kills sock monkey since he probably won't be here for another wekk*
*melds back to the real time dimension behind netshark*
*sticks a futuristic 12 guage that has the ability to connects to the nervs of anything it touch, that have nerves so netshark can fire it with his mind*
*fires a round from a Colt at guy that now has a flaming contrail because of fain't gass particles in the air*

[Netshark the Shockwave Shark]

''Oh crap I am thinking Horny Thoughts.''

Shotgun goes mad, randomly shooting pirates in site.

[Alie]

*stepps away from the horny shark slowly*

"............."

[DreadNot]

"Now where did me put the map...."

[Moosy Crisp]

* gets out of bathroom*
Oh, so that wasn't toilet paper.......
* climbs back into the Awesome-ness and runs over random people in the store*

[Sgt. Nuker]

Moosy, I'm here to commandeer this vessel (nautical term).

Oh, and that was toilet paper you used.................laced with poison ivy!! ARRRRR!!!!

[Soul]

*Pain stops and I struggle to get up*
"Ah what the hell happened?"
*Looks in near by mirror*
"AH what the hell happened to me!?"

Edited by Forgotten_Soul, 19 July 2006 - 01:19.

[Moosy Crisp]

Good theing I just took Benadryl. Allergy season, y'know.

You will not comandeer this ship, you pirate scourge!
* gets out the baseball bat with the scissors sticking out*

[Sgt. Nuker]

What do think you'll do with that toothpick?

*pulls out scimtar and blunderbuss*

You dare cross blades with a pirate?

Remember, there are things a man can do, and things a man can't do.

[Moosy Crisp]

But you forgot I am part Moose!
* knocks Blunderbuss out of his hand with antlers*
Bring it on!

[Sgt. Nuker]

*uses scimitar to hack off antlers*

*you forgot that I'm part nuke.......sprays Moosy with radiation*

*watches Moosy melt into pool of various liquids and uses SuperVac to suck up liquid Moosy*

*throws liquid Moosy off ship and sails ship away*

[Nuke General]

I think forgotten just went through puberity Ya know son, all of these things are just a part of growing up.

*I go and build a invincible war fortress to keep me safe durning this bloddy pirate battle and readys all batterys to defend the fortress at all costs.*

[Soul]

"Actually something weird happened with my D.N.A from some experiment I volnteered for last week causeing me to transform into a half demon I just checked with a doctor"

[Alias]

*snores*

[MLRS]

Almost gets pwned by bullets, all bullets fired now explode everywhere because i'm 1337.

[Hobbesy]

Goes to mens department.
Sprays Axe in eveyones face.

[Soul]

"Ah my eyes why the hell did you do that!?"
"What did I do you?"