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[General]

There was a topic about Generals' funny quotes . I think most of us know and played GTA San Anderas aswell . So post the quotes which makes you laugh for a while

Ex :

Rayder : CJ , you b***ard ! ... ...

This one obviously one of the my favest quote . Rayder's voice makes it perfect

Edited by General, 17 June 2006 - 17:22.

[Sic]

You asshole, My shit ( when somebody hits your car )

[Cozmo]

ahhh fuck/ ahhh shit (when cj is falling from a gret height, mainly that tall base jumping building. lol one once i jumped fome there and survived without a parachute)

[General]

Thanks I appreciate that ( When hit a car )

[Sic]

[Moosy Crisp]

What kinda license you got, a fishing license!?! ( car collisions )

[General]

I love hitting a car just for hear them anyways ;

Bear: Hell ye ,
Dude: Hell ye what !
Bear: Siirr !
CJ : O shit ...

I love this conversation despite not remember completely

[Magma]

"move homie!" <---- When CJ blocks someones car.
"Did you steal your license?" <---- When you/people hits them/you.
"aww... Did you fell off?" <---- When you steal bike.
"i'd like to share too, thank you." <---- When you kill and steal peoples money.
"I'm a man of peace, baby." <---- When you hit people.
Many more, but can't remember them now.

[General]

I'm a man of peace , baby ! Lmao , that one nice

[Magma]

Got couple of more more or less funny quotes:

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"aww... fuck you" <---- When people hits you with car when you're in car.
"oh, look here, a gun." <---- Point a gun on people.
"eh, let me show you this." <---- Point a gun on people.
"Now you can buy new." <---- When you steal a car.
"Nobody punches CJ." <---- When CJ hit people.
"I'm CJ, and i don't give a fuck." When CJ puches people.
"Yea, got a gun in your face, ha?" <---- Point a gun on people.
"you got a death wish?" <---- Point a gun on people.
"you really piss me off." <---- When police/Gang member shoots at you.
"we are police, moron. We have helicopters." <---- Policehelicopter pilot says.
"This party is about to shutdown" <---- Policehelicopter pilot says.

Edited by Magma, 19 June 2006 - 19:53.

[Foxhound]

"I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number 6 with extra dip, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda. *everyone stares*" -Smoke

[Cozmo]

"hey i can see my house from here" - police helicopter
"i need that paper" - CJ taking a dead persons money

[Baal-Zebub]

"shit, SHIT!!!!"

[Magma]

Got again couple of quotes:

"Aww, make old fool happy" <---- When stealing car.
"I try to be good person" <---- When hitting people.
"i'm having it now." <---- When stealing car.
"Shoot that asshole! <---- I'm trying, i'm trying." Policehelicopter pilots number 1 and 2.
"We're the good guys." <---- Policehelicopter pilot.
"Punkass busta! <---- When CJ is is being shot.
"Ain't you guys have nothing else to do?" <---- When CJ is is being shot.
"My bad homie." <---- When stealing car.
"C'mon lady, get lost." <---- When stealing car.
"I need your car homie." <---- When stealing car.
"I'm having your ride dear." <---- When stealing car.
"you have to walk now sucker". <---- When stealing car.
"That's mine." <---- When stealing car.
"don't mind me" <---- When stealing bike.
"Off" <---- When stealing bike.
"You just got jacked." <---- When stealing bike.

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i hate gravity = falling down

[Foxhound]

Bluntman, on 21 Jun 2006, 16:42, said:

i hate gravity = falling down
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yeah that one is pretty funny

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Edited by fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg, 01 July 2008 - 07:24.

[Foxhound]

oh god, not the Hot Coffee thing...

"Ha, no more bird crap on my car!" -Diaz from Vice City...while shooting a shotgun at birds.

[Cozmo]

no finance no romance = hooker