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[LCPL Carrow]

*CORPSMAN!*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Brings table and chairs to a scenic spot via Humvee pickup*

*sets up table and chairs*

*puts chips and popcorn on tailgate*

*brings out kegs of assorted sodas and taps kegs*

*sits at table and props feet up*

*gets out a deck of playing cards*

"Okay, who's up for a game of 500 Rummy?"

*shuffles cards*

[Moosy Crisp]

*injects five pounds of Crisco into Carrow's bloodstream with a caulk gun*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
* Rides away in mah POWER WHEELS Jeep*

[LCPL Carrow]

*WTF...cooking oil*

[Dr.Schwarzk0pf]

Cooking

Edited by Dr.ШBAPЗKOPФ, 29 January 2007 - 11:00.

[Soul]

*Joins Major Huker in his card game*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*deals 7 cards to Forgotten*

*eats some sour cream and onion chips*

[Searge]

*Ask Mojor Nuker if I can join to*

*Eats chips out bag filled with 5kg of chips*

Edited by Damage XL, 29 January 2007 - 15:33.

[Soul]

*Realises I don't know how to play 500 Rummy*

*Smacks self in in forehead*

*Major Nuker and Damage XL look at me wondering what's wrong*

[Dauth]

*Asks to be dealt in*

*Model number Dauth 101, program "Card count" enabled*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Deals Damage and Dauth 101 in*

*hands Forgotten a sandwich to drown his sorrows in*

*fans cards*

*takes a drink of root beer*

*tells Damage it's his turn*

[SonicBoom]

* tries to remember how to play*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*tries to explain 500 Rummy to Forgotten and SonicBoom*

*deals SonicBoom cards*

*passes bowl of popcorn around*

[SonicBoom]

*remembers that he has played rummy, but not 500 rummy*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Tells Mr. Boom that all 500 means is that the first one to 500 points wins*

*continues to play*

[SonicBoom]

*says "OK" and continues remembering how to play*

[LCPL Carrow]

*observes Nuker's rummy game*

[Dauth]

*Finds chippy while waiting for turn*

*Eats fish and chips*

*Offers fish and chips round*

*awaits turn*

[SonicBoom]

*declines fish but takes the chips*

[Dauth]

*Looks agast at SonicBoom*

*Eats extra fish*

[LCPL Carrow]

*Looks aghast at Dauth for eating extra fish. Yuck.*
*continues to watch the game*

[Searge]

*play my turn*
*say's to Forgotten that its his turn now (I think)*
*eats chips and drinks Lemonade*

Edited by Damage XL, 30 January 2007 - 16:06.

[Crazykenny]

*Steal Damage XL's chips and lemonade*

*Runs towards his Apache*

*Flying back home to eats Damage XL's chips and lemonade*

[Sic]

*Appears inside Kenny's CHOPPAH!*
*Starts watching a movie and eats chips with Kenny in ZE CHOPPAH*
*Asks Kenny where the 'tutes are*

EDIT: WTF is wrong with you guys misspelling Nuker's name?

Edited by Sic, 30 January 2007 - 16:15.

[Searge]

*Fires heetseeking missle at apache,what a shame of the choppa and chips*
(If I can't have my chips and Lemonade, no one can)

*has lol because a Tram just crashed into a car in front of my house (dumbass car drivers)*